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Sarah Palin's Adult Film - Part Deux, Oh Geez

Josh loposer — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:02:00 GMT

What's a down-home, Alaskan hockey mom to do when she becomes the subject of not one, but (at least) two porno movies featuring a look-a-like? More importantly for Sarah Palin, how does her family deal with it?

With two of Sarah's daughters in public school -- Willow, 14, and Piper, 8 -- you've got to know they are the butt of some Nailin' Palin jokes. Not to mention, other parents joking behind your back at the PTA meetings and hockey games. Once you become a national public figure, your whole family just has to develop thick skin to this type of thing.

The second installment of the Nailin' Palin series, entitled Hollywood is Nailin' Palin is set debut later this year -- going straight to DVD of course. Once again, adult star Lisa Ann will play the part of Alaska's conservative governor. The story of Hollywood is Nailin' Palin however, manages to be tons more creative and celebrity savvy.

Allegedly, the plot picks up just after the governor's bid for the Vice Presidency. After her defeat, she decides to try her luck in Hollywood where she meets (and more, I'm assuming) stars like David Hasselhoff and Samantha Ronson on her way to stardom, including her own reality show America's Top Governor. Ha!

I love the way Hustler stamped the words "this is a parody," just in case anyone got confused and thought Sarah Palin actually participated in the production.

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Todd to Bristol: Dump Levi And I'll Buy You A New Car

Josh loposer — Thu, 28 May 2009 18:03:00 GMT

Sometimes parents just have a bad feeling about one of their children's friends or, in this case boyfriends, that they just can't quite explain.

Maybe that is why Todd Palin was offered Bristol a new car in exchange for her breaking things off with now D-lister and estranged baby daddy Levi Johnston. That's what's being reported anyway, as part of a feature story about Levi in the upcoming edition of GQ. Did Todd's spidey senses tell him something was up?

Off course, it could also have been the fact that the teenage couple was having sex in the governor's house, as has been alleged. In that case, I'd buy my daughter two cars to break up with that dude, maybe three (and I'm not talking Kias here).

As it goes with accidental celebrities, Levi is caught between wanting to wring every bit of cash out of his 15 minutes and wanting to be off of the whole weird trip. Still, things are looking up. Getting featured in a sympathetic story in GQ is never a completely bad thing.

Also, it sounds like his relationship with Bristol is starting to thaw. Apparently, Bristol has started dropping baby Tripp off personally, and they even ~~sext~~ text each other from time to time.

"GQ writer John Jeremiah Sullivan watched them exchange flirty text messages. That led to a warmth between them, and now they're in regular contact."

Will the couple ever give things another try? Getting back together is apparently "not even in" Levi's thoughts right now. Still, it's good to hear that the couple is at least being civil toward one another. That should make sharing custody of Tripp infinitely easier.

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Bristol Palin: Motherhood Sucks

Josh loposer — Wed, 20 May 2009 19:00:00 GMT

In a recent interview with People, Bristol Palin made it a point to clear up any misconceptions for any high school girls who might be getting overly frisky.

"Girls need to imagine and picture their life with a screaming newborn baby and then think before they have sex," she tells PEOPLE. "Think about the consequences."
"If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex," says Bristol, sitting at her parents' lakeside patio table. "Trust me. Nobody."

BTW, Bristol graces the cover of the latest People in her high school graduation cap and gown. Maybe People was playing up the drama her by asking Bristol how it felt to be left out of her senior year in high school. Even so, I think Bristol might be overstating the case a little here.

I mean, if the news ever got out that sex leads to pregnancy, and pregnancy leads to screaming babies, procreation might cease and humanity as we know it would be lost.

Seriously though, it seems like Since Bristol signed on as an anti-teen pregnancy campaigner, all of the sudden, baby Tripp isn't such a miracle -- he's become part of a cautionary tale. I think that's kind of sad and way to get the message across.

Do you think Bristol is right on with the abstinence thing? Or should she maybe promote safe sex?

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Bristol Palin: High School Graduate

Josh loposer — Mon, 18 May 2009 21:32:00 GMT

Bristol Palin is now officially edumacated. Avoiding one of the greatest pitfalls for teenage mothers, Bristol got her Wasilla High School diploma Saturday.

With the year she's had, finding the motivation to finish up high school had to be a challenge, but Bristol was reportedly all smiles when she walked across the stage at the Wasilla Sports Complex. She was, however, seen mouthing the words "where's my baby" to her family in the crowd just moment before getting her diploma.

Her graduating GPA was a respectable 3.497, which is only "point zero-zero-something" from graduating with honors, according to Bristol.

After reveling in the glory of post graduation parties and whatever else high school kid can find to do in Alaska, Bristol plans to start her search for a college with a two-year business degree program. Then, it's on to a career in real estate. I'm foreseeing a few years of daycare for baby Tripp.

Or, maybe Levi will look after him once his modeling career slows down ... I kid.

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Bristol Palin: Teen Pregnancy Prevention Spokesperson

Josh loposer — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:00:00 GMT

Who better to raise awareness for teenage pregnancy than the 18-year-old, unwed mother that injected some serious drama into last year's presidential campaign, Bristol Palin?

Heck, it's not like drama over 4-month-old Tripp has died out... but anyway, Levi's tell-all book about sex in the governor's mansion isn't what this post is about.

Bristol Palin is making her own headlines these days, serving as an example for young women of what not to do. No kidding, she's landed a job (I'm assuming it pays money) as a Youth Ambassador for the Candies Foundation. Says Bristol:

“I feel that I could be a living example of the consequences of teen pregnancy. If I can prevent even one girl from getting pregnant, I will feel a sense of accomplishment.”

Uh, Bristol, you are a living example of the consequences, and pretty much everyone has heard your story already. Still, for those who want to hear it first hand, Bristol will be speaking at the Candies Foundation's annual Event to Prevent in New York.

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Levi Gets Snubbed By Modeling Industry

Josh loposer — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:00:00 GMT

What's Levi Johnston's career strategy -- beyond doing interviews about how he knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter? One of his vague aspirations is apparently to profit from his 15 minutes by becoming a model. So far, it looks like the modeling industry's taking a pass.

According to a CBS Early Show report, Levi's self-proclaimed career prospects go something like this: “He says that he will be an electrician like everyone else in his family, or maybe all this publicity will lead to a modeling or acting gig, which he is open to.”

While I could kinda see Levi doing some modeling work for the Bass Pro Shop catalog, it's hard to imagine him supporting himself and his baby Tripp with his acting skillz.

Of course, when Vanity Fair heard about Levi's opportunistic and quasi-ridiculous plan, they couldn't help themselves. They decided to contact some of top modeling agencies to see if they were interested in working with the infamous baby daddy.

Click Models
“We didn’t reach out to him. I guess he’s interested, but we weren’t,” said Stephanie Grill, director of Click’s men’s board.

DNA Model Management
“No one has reached out to him. He’s a good-looking guy, but not really a model type. No one would see him on the runway. He was ill-at-ease on Tyra Banks and I can’t see that changing drastically,” said Fred Howard of DNA public relations.

Ford Models
“No one in the Men’s Division has reached out. It wasn’t even brought up. I know every time I saw him during the elections, I never thought, ‘He should be a male model.’ It would be doubtful,” said Jesse Simon of the Ford men’s board, in New York.

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Will Farrell's Land of the Lost

trix — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:31:00 GMT

Will Farrell is starring in Land of the Lost and here is a sneak preview of the preview.

I was at the La Brea Tarpits one of the days that Will Farrell was filming scenes to the movie.

Sadly, we did not catch even a glimpse of him, though not for lack of trying. I tried to see if he was around anywhere, maybe taking a break with his kids, taking in the sights, but no.

It's alright, my kids thought it was cool anyway.

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Sarah Palin Wants $11 Million for Book Deal

Karl Erikson — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:32:00 GMT

Back in Alaska, Governor Sarah Palin still wants more. The ex-Republican VP nominee, Sarah is trying to write a tell-all book. She's represented by the same lawyer who represented Barack Obama and the Clintons for their book deals.

According to sources, Sarah is looking for an $11 million advance! That's a pretty tall order, since Hillary Clinton got only $8 million in advance for "Living History." Laura Bush received just $2 million in advance for her upcoming White House memoir. What the hell makes Sarah think she's worth $11 million?

There may also be a TV deal coming, though Sarah's lawyer remains mum on the subject. He's gotten deals for NBC's Brian Williams, Lesley Stahl, and Dr. Sanjay Gupta (the new Surgeon General in Obama's administration).

Sarah is now halfway done with her first term as governor, and gave her State of the State Address last night in Juneau. She congratulated President Obama and said if Barack "governs with the skill, grace and greatness of which he is capable, Alaska's going to be just fine."

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Sarah Palin Calls People About Grandson Tripp

Whit Honea — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:06:00 GMT

It turns out that one of the many magazines that Sarah Palin reads is People. Even Governors need to kill time in the check-out line.

Grandma Palin called the magazine to talk about her teenage daughter Bristol, her baby daddy Levi Johnston and their new bundle o'joy Tripp. She's pretty excited. If People had a couch Palin would have been jumping on it.

“You need to know that both Levi and Bristol are working their butts off to parent and going to school and working at the same time. They are certainly not high school dropouts. [Any suggestion otherwise] harms Bristol’s reputation and Levi’s reputation and their chances for good work opportunities.”

Notice that nowhere in that sentence is the idea of college even approached. Go Seawolves!

Tripp Johnston Speaks Out: Take My Family, Please.

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Tina Fey's Scar Mystery Revealed

trix — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:32:00 GMT

Tina Fey is awesome. I know that there are plenty of men that worship the very ground she walks on and one of her most talked about features, her scar.

You know the one I'm talking about, the one she never talks about.

She talked or more accurately her husband talked about her scar in a Vanity Fair interview. He said, "It was in, like, the front yard of her house, and some body just came up, and she just thought somebody marked her with a pen."

Tina refuses to talk about it because, "It's impossible to talk about it without somehow seemingly exploiting it."

I bet her daughter wants to know all about it. She probably probably traces it every time Tina holds her close, and says mommy let me kiss your boo boo.

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From Washington To Wisteria Lane: Sarah Palin Joins Desperate Housewives?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:04:00 GMT

Sarah Palin might not have won the vice presidency but that doesn't mean she's not a hot commodity! From Washington to Wisteria Lane - the creators of Desperate Housewives are reportedly keen for the Alaska governor to join their cast....

According to Hal Lifson, Hollywood PR man (he's not involved with the show), Marc Cherry series creator, is "very hot to trot to have her appear on the season-five finale."

He adds, "Marc is hightly enamoured of Sarah and sees her as the ultimate guest star [playing] a similar version of herself."

Lifson told the New York Times, "The idea has gone over surprisingly well with execs at Disney, who see it as a blockbuster based on Sarah's huge ratings on Saturday Night Live."

An ABC rep said, "There's no truth to it," and Marc Cherry declined to comment. Oh that means it's true but they want to keep it a surprise! I think she'd be great on the show. 'Hockey mom hunter governor former vice presidential candidate' meets the women of Wisteria Lane - she'd fit right in.

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She's Got Legs: Sarah Palin Sunbathing

Sassy Smith — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:06:00 GMT

Sarah Palin is enjoying a bit of down-time, relaxing with a friend, poolside at a swanky hotel in Florida on Friday afternoon. Palin was in Miami to attend the Republican Governor's Conference but later, was lucky enough to sit back, sip a few drinks and catch some sun. She might be a mom of five, but she's got legs and knows how to use them!

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What's next for Sarah Palin? Well, as governor, she's got some work back home in Alaska to tend to and she's going to be a grandmother soon and has a wedding to help plan. Her plate is full I'd say!

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Sarah Palin Offered $3 Million To Star In Adult Film

Sassy Smith — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 13:06:00 GMT

So. The election is over, and that means Governor Sarah Palin might have a bit more free time on her hands. Plus, two of her kids are of adult age now, so that only leaves 3 little ones to chase after, and that wouldn't be quite as hectic as chasing five kids around. And what could she do with that free time? Well, Bill Fisher, a.k.a. porn director Cezar Capone has offered Palin $3 million to star in one of his films. I'm thinking Sarah's a bit too classy for that...but gee, I'm sure she thanks you for the offer.

Fisher spoke to the The Sun last week to announce that he had raised his initial offer of $2 million plus $100,000 and a free snow mobile for her husband Todd (oh that'll cinch the deal!), to three million bucks and a lifetime supply of Alaskan king crab.

The director was asked how high he would take his offer and although he's near his limit, he said he might be able to "find a little wiggle room."

And this dude apparently thinks he has a real chance to convince Palin to do the film.

"I'm not sure how fluid she is financially, but it's not unheard of for an ex-governor to change professions for a big pay day. Everybody's got a price, you know? Three million dollars is a lot of money. Heck, my price is a lot lower than that.

"After this it may have to go to a co-production with my company and another company," said Fisher. "We've talked to another couple of companies already and they would definitely be interested, so who knows where the offer could go?"

Fisher called Palin a "beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world - the most desirable woman over 40."

He's also willing to the money in escrow to prove to Sarah just how serious he is about this porn movie. He believes it's all about the art.

"I know it's a little out of her comfort zone, but that's why we offered something for her husband too. Heck, I don't mind if we just give them a camera and they can shoot it themselves. That'll work for me just fine. She can help me with the design." I bet she'll get right on that.

Fisher actually sent an offer to her, for realz - to her administration office in Juneau, Alaska on Nov. 6. He's not heard back. Ya think?

He added, "I don't know if her people have told her about it. It would be nice for them to acknowledge it, even if it's a point blank refusal. That would be the decent thing, and then the story would die instead of rolling on for the next month."

This isn't the first "celeb" Fisher has made the offer to. He does so all the time.

"From time to time we make offers to celebrities. Sometimes they make offers to us. Definitely things happen that way, they bring tapes to us and make deals, 'I don't want anything to do with it, we'll say it was stolen' - no names, but the sex tape business is definitely big. Every year there's a new run, and most 'stolen' tapes are done on purpose."

"If Sarah would prefer that option, I'm sure we can work something out," he adds.

I'm thinking it's going to be a big fat NO.

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Karl Erikson — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:29:00 GMT

Tina Fey, who does a dead-on Sarah Palin impression but won't be doing them any more, says that her 3-year-old daughter Alice Zenobia is totally "confused" by her mother's resemblance to Palin. When Palin did Saturday Night Live on October 18, Alice was on the set. Tina was holding Alice while Governor Palin was on a monitor. Alice said, "I see you up there!"

38-year-old Tina replied, "No, I'm here with you." Lately, Tina says she's been testing her daughter with the newspaper. "I'll say, 'Who's that?' And she'll say 'Sarah Palin.' And then I'll show her my picture and say, 'Who's that?' She'll go 'Sarah Palin.' I'm like, 'No, that's mommy!' She looked at me and scowled, she was really mad when I corrected her."

When shown a picture of President-elect Barack Obama, Tina said, "His name is Barack Obama." Laughter burst out of Alice. "That's crazy!" she said. Tina says, "She thought that was the funniest thing she'd ever heard." It IS a pretty funny name.

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Brad Pitt Supports His Distant Cousin Barack Obama

trix — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:03:00 GMT

The Jolie-Pitts are world travelers. In the last month they have traveled all over the world, maybe even the in last week.

Last night they chose to spend the evening in Chicago and to be a part of the historic election taking place. Brad hung with the masses at Grant Park and waited to hear Barack Obama's victory speech. Angie spent the evening with the kids watching the election results roll in.

Though they could have just as easily been anywhere in the world last yesterday, they decided to spend it on their home turf.

Did you see Brad at the park?

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Video: Sarah Palin Mannequin Hanging By Noose

Sassy Smith — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:39:00 GMT

Is this just a Halloween decoration or beyond bad taste? A Los Angeles man, Chad Michael Morisette put up an effigy of Sarah Palin - the mannequin is wearing a red business suit, brown wig and glasses - hanging from a noose. He says it's art but it was reported to police as a hate crime.

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Mr. Morisette is defending the doll because it's part of his Halloween display but admits it would be out of bounds if Halloween wasn't coming up.

Morisette said, "It should be seen as art, and as within the month of October. It's Halloween, it's time to be scary it's time to be spooky."

Although the house is being monitored (to make sure things don't get out of hand) due to receiving five to ten calls about the offending display, Morisette will not be charged with a hate crime.

Steve Whitmore, spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, said, "I'm not defending this; I'm not criticising it. It doesn't rise to the level of hate crime. Now, if there was a crime against bad taste...."

Whitmore said that potential hate crimes are looked at individually. If the same display were of a Barack Obama mannequin, authorities would have to evaluate that case independently.

Morisette also has a doll of John McCain coming out of the chimney, surrounded by "flames," as well as more typical Halloween decorations.

What do you think? A bit much? Beyond just a tacky "Halloween display?" And what message does it send to the kids that are out trick or treating?

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:06:00 GMT

Sharon Osbourne is an outspoken kind of gal. And why change now? Sharon thinks that the Republican Party only nominated Sarah Palin to get women voters, but she says that no American woman would be stupid enough to fall for that. Yikes!

Contactmusic reported that Osbourne was shocked when she heard who John McCain chose as his running mate. "I'm shocked and stunned about this lady... It reminds me of, like, a hokey Disney movie where somebody from nowhere suddenly ends up ruling the world.

"I don't know her, I've never met her, but come on! You cannot (vote for her)."

The wife of Ozzy Osbourne added that American women won't fall for the ploy.

She said, "It's like they were scouring America for a woman... 'Just find us a woman, anywhere, that we can have next to him, so that it looks good.' They scoured America and the last stop before you do fall off America is Alaska, and she was iced, waiting."

She added, "They want the women to vote for her but women aren't that stupid."

Well now, she's to the point isn't she? And is she right?

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:32:00 GMT

This is one item I'm sure Sarah Palin's kids would not want to hear about their mother. And, probably Sarah herself would be slightly creeped out. In this day and age it's pretty easy to get our hands on (no pun) whatever floats our boats - and if you're hot for Palin, you know, in that way, then no worries - you can get your very own, uh, Sarah love doll. I kid you not.

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Some men (and maybe women - let's keep it fair!) like the less complicated relationship of being with a partner that can't talk back, ask you to take out the trash or nag you to finish that yard clean-up.

Some highlights of the "This is not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll" are:

Sarah Palin makes sexism sexy. She's the hottest thing to come out of Alaska in years. Blow her up and show her how you're going to vote. Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate. There are three ways to....um, you can guess the rest.

I'm not sure how much they are, or if there are any left in stock. I'm going to leave that up to you to find out if you're so inclined.

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Angelina Jolie Makes The World A Better Place

trix — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:49:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie recently took a secret trip to Afghanistan where she furthered her role as a Goodwill Ambassador. She takes her role very seriously and has taken steps to insure that the refugee children get the help they need.
Actress Angelina Jolie and a team of 25 powerful law firms are joining forces against the government's attempt to deport thousands of unaccompanied and illegal immigrant children - including hundreds from New York City. Backed by Microsoft Corp., Kids in Need of Defense will provide free legal representation to children separated from their parents. The group will open offices in New York and other several other cities... "These children often have nothing - no money, no support and no family," Jolie said in a statement. "Many end up becoming lost, traumatized, and ultimately forgotten."
"Over the past seven years, I've worked with UNHCR and I've traveled around the world trying to bring attention to refugees," she said. "It's been a remarkable education."

Jolie, who has visited dozens of war-torn countries around the world, spoke passionately on behalf of the victims she's met. "I've seen refugees return to live among the same people who attacked them," she said. "They are returning to the same lawlessness that sent them running in the first place. I've seen aid workers tear up as they put ladies on a bus and say, 'I don't know what we're sending them back to...
"I don't know if the ICC is the answer. And I don't know what type of court is, or what it would need to be to make all of us agree and make it strong enough," Jolie admitted. "But I do know this: No mother who had her children killed in front of her, no young girl sold into slavery, no boy kidnapped and forced to be a child soldier and no young girl like the 3-year-old I met in Sierra Leone, who had her limbs cut off, should be expected to simply forget. No one should have to choose between peace and justice."

Those are powerful words and we can hope that this team of lawyers can make a difference in the lives of these women and children. It will be a great thing to make sure these victims see justice.

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Sarah Palin Wants Bristol To Marry Before The Baby Comes

Sassy Smith — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:06:00 GMT

Sarah Palin's 18-year-old daughter Bristol is pregnant and due in December and Bristol's fiance Levi Johnston said that they're planning their wedding for next summer. However, Sarah hopes that they decide to get married sooner.

In an interview with People magazine, Sarah opens up about her daughter and her marriage hopes for her daughter.

Palin would like it if the teens would marry before the baby comes in December.

The governor said, "Hopefully before that. Bristol turns 18 in a few days (she turned 18 on October 18). That's what we wanted her to wait for: 18, and a decision on her own about how she's going to go forward, her and Levi, at this point." Right, so no point in saying you want them to tie the knot before baby.

Hate to say it, but Bristol and Levi are both eighteen so it's now totally their decision when and how they get married.

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Sassy Smith — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:05:00 GMT

Governor Sarah Palin is mom to five kids, but apparently she and Todd had a name picked out, that they wanted to use for another child, should they have a sixth child....

....and that name is Zamboni. You know what a zamboni is right? In the event that you're not aware of what a zamboni is, I'll tell you. It's a machine that resurfaces ice rinks. You heard me right. Yes, Zamboni would join Track, 19, Bristol, 17, Willow, 12, Piper, 7, and baby Trig, who is 6-months-old.

Luckily for that phantom child, they're happy with ending their family on five children.

Sarah told People mag, "We got our starting five. That's the final five. We never got to get our Zamboni in. I always wanted a son named Zamboni."

Surely, she must be kidding. Who would name their kid Zamboni? Oy!

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trix — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:21:00 GMT

Tina Fey is back as Sarah Palin and Will Ferrell reprises his role as President Bush on tonight's SNL weekend update. The opening skit is a funny one, set as Governor Palin's first meeting with President Bush.

I'm almost going to be sad when the election is over, it's been fun to watch SNL and laugh again.

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Sarah Palin Spent $150,000 On Her Wardrobe IN ONE MONTH?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:09:00 GMT

Wow, being a political figure sure has it's perks right? No wonder Sarah Palin always looks so sharp. According to reports, the Republican National Committee splashed out $150,000 worth of clothing and accessories for the vice president candidate in September - that's ONE MONTH. And when I say 'Sarah Palin spent $150,000,' I mean the taxpayers. And that's not all....

....oh no. Her hair and makeup totaled almost $5,000! Palin's designer duds come from Sak's Fifth Avenue and Bloomingdale's, and she sure loves her some Valentino (they don't sell that at Walmart or Kmart do they?) - she's got good taste, that's for sure.

It's great that the recessions and money worries aren't affecting all Americans and some get to have their fancy labels and makeup, while others might be facing a paycut or losing their jobs and homes and terrified of not being able to provide for their families.

I'm sure all of the regular folk will be able to relate to someone spending thousands and thousands of dollars IN ONE MONTH on clothing.

Just sayin'.

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:40:00 GMT

No this isn't about Sarah Palin spending a bazillion dollars on her wardrobe and face, it's about something else. Little ol' hockey mom from Alaska no less (well she's a governor too and vp running mate to John McCain but this isn't about that either) did something that she probably never thought she'd ever do.....

While Tina Fey's portrayal of Palin has given Saturday Night Live a giant boost in ratings, the real Sarah Palin going on the show drove them to have their highest overnight ratings in 14 years!

Okay here are the stats, which quite honestly mean squat to me, but to TV people, I'm sure it's awesome. Palin's appearance averaged a 10.7 rating/24 share in the 56 metered markets according to preliminary estimates released by Nielsen Media Research, making it the highest SNL numbers since March 12, 1994.

The show was also the third highest-rated show of all last week, including primetime, thanks to Sarah Palin doing her little stint.

So how does this pertain to Sarah's abilities to do her job should she be voted in as vice president? Uh, nothing, but hey at least she'll look fabulous doing whatever she does.

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The Secret To Sarah Palin's Fantastic Body!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:31:00 GMT

Let's forget for a moment whether Sarah Palin can run the country or not. Instead, let's talk about how the mother of five gets that fabulous body! So what's her secret?

First - according to TMZ, when Sarah Palin traveled to NYC to do her stint on SNL last weekend, she checked into the Omni Berkshire Hotel and she used an alias - TINA! They won't say what last name she used though. I'm doubting it was Fey (be funny if it was).

The hotel was given specific instructions as to what the governor wanted, including certain newspapers - Wall Street Journal, NY Times, New York Post, Daily News and USA Today. She didn't want the Washington Post - apparently they're team Obama.

And for the best part, the secret to her slim, trim figure - well just part of her secret. I'm guessing we'll never know all of her secrets *ahem*. Palin ordered diet goodies - diet soda, Atkins bars and skinny white chocolate mochas (no whip please!) and only wanted "thin red straws," to stir her coffee with. Picky or what?

Anyway, she is an attractive lady. Even Tina Fey thinks she's hot. In the TV Guide interview, Fey said of Palin, "When I first saw her, I didn't think we looked alike at all. Then during the convention, I started to think, 'Ok, maybe a little.'"

She adds, "I'll tell you, that lady is five times better-looking than I am. She's 44? She's got none of that droopy (stuff). She's keeping it tight!"

Anyway, let's hope Sarah eats more than Atkins bars and diet drinks. And let's hope she can run the country (you know if she and McCain win).

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