Dina Lohan vs. Michael Lohan: Tastes Great! Less Filling!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 27 May 2008 12:35:00 GMT

I have a dilemma: I can't decide who I dislike more, Dina Lohan or Michael Lohan, those two money-grubbing attention whores who are selling out their kids. It's like having to choose between having rotten chicken or sour milk - they both smell, are way beyond their sell date and will probably give you the runs.

Dina Lohan's reality show premiered on E! last night, and Michael Lohan couldn't resist putting in his expert opinion. On his blog on OK! magazine's website he writes:

Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan?

Well, let's see... If I were to look at things from a worldly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.

For now, let's just say I'm still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali's career and being a "real" mother, or reading tabloids.

I've had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs.

If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what's right for the kid's sake. Not for our own!

I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.

I'm telling you, I can't decide. It's like Sophies Choice over here.

[photo: MSNBC.com]

Lindsay Lohan Poses For Playboy, Does Mom And Dad Proud

HerBadMother — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:22:00 GMT

Dina Lohan is gonna be so proud, I'm sure. And little sister Alli will just have that much more to look up to, when Lindsay finally gets right down to business and just bares it all already. Which is what she may be set to do, apparently, now that Hugh Hefner and Playboy Magazine have offered to pony up major bucks for Linlo to recreate her Marilyn-inspired photo shoot with none of those coy bits of fabric covering up her interesting parts.

Splash News Online says that 'reports have surfaced that Hugh Hefner wants Miss Lohan to appear in Playboy, recreating Marilyn Monroe’s famous naked swim from her ‘Something’s Got to Give’ movie.' Seeing as both Mama Lohan and Daddy Lohan have stated publicly that they have no problem with young Lindsay doffing her clothes - and given that she was quite happy to do it earlier this month for New York Magazine - I'd say that odds are good that she'll take Hugh up on this offer. Why not? I mean, it's not as if we haven't seen her parts already. And if you're going to do one nudie Marilyn shoot, why not do two?

And when your impressionable little sister asks why it is that you keep taking off your clothes for pictures, just say, that's showbiz, baby. Mom and daddy said so.

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