Brangelina Babies, Right On Schedule - Just Like We Told You! UPDATE

HerBadMother — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:15:00 GMT

Hey, guess what, Brangelina-watchers: LaLate is reporting that Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane Jolie-Pitt will be formally introduced to the world in three weeks! (UPDATE: HA! LaLate was wrong - those babies were born TODAY - two weeks ahead of the stated schedule.)

LaLate.com is reporting that 'Isla' and 'Amelie' will be born next week (already got that story - and IT'S WRONG, apparently) and that their photos will likely hit the media two weeks later (good guess) after the rights have been purchased for many millions of dollars (got that already), probably by People magazine (duh).

(They probably got those names wrong too. I'm guess that the girls will be named Brittany and Maddie Briann)

LaLate also states that it "was the first U.S. celebrity news site to break the pregnancy of Jolie, with twins. That story thereafter hit mainstream when previous asleep press were “shocked” to see Jolie clearly pregnant at the SAG Awards here in Los Angeles. LaLate then went on to give you the details of the baby names Chateau Miraval, even her current hospital." LaLate wants you to turn to them for breaking Brangie news!

(Yeah right)

YAWN.

Seriously. Kinda hard to be wowed by this "BREAKING!" story when it's a restitched rehash of a handful of other stories that have already been well-covered, like, everywhere else on the internets.

Still. Another excuse to type BRANGELINA BRANGELINA BRANGELINA over and over again and contribute in some small way to global Jolie-Pitt resistance efforts. You know, for the good karma.

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