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Anthony Keidis - Life's a Beach

trix — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:33:00 GMT

Anthony Keidis and his adorable Everly Bear took a stroll on the beach on Valentine's Day. Everly Bear is getting to be so big and wow, is he handsome.

Everly is 16 months old now and I bet he is a handful, all boy and crazy to boot.

It's nice to know that it was nice somewhere on Valentine's Day. It was really nasty here where we live.

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Anthony Keidis's One Hot Coffee

HerBadMother — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 13:32:00 GMT

I love a family who, on outings, looks like they're barely managing to keep their collective shit together. You can just imagine Anthony Keidis here nattering frantically at his girlfriend, you got the coffee? hold the coffee! don't spill the coffee! and the muffins? you got the bag of muffins? ... hey, where's the baby? you got the baby? WHO'S THAT CHICK WITH OUR BABY?

Because that's pretty much how it is around here when we leave the house.

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Britney Allows Strange Man to Snort Cocaine Off Her Chest

Karen — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:35:00 GMT

The Herald Sun (Australia) is reporting that Britney Spears allegedly invited guitarist Scott Kohler and ten of his friends back to her Hollywood mansion just 2 days after losing custody of her sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Kohler had met Spears at Hyde and "joked he wanted to do a line off her chest and she agreed."

Kohler, 29, said Britney "seemed drunk" and alleged she also snorted cocaine, even though she passed a court ordered drug test the next day.

He added to In Touch Weekly magazine: "She was in a great mood. She didn't have a care in the world."

"I watched Britney let a guy do a line of coke off her chest," says LA musician Scott Kohler — who was at Britney's house until the sun came up on October 19 — tells In Touch.

If Famecrawler Was a Rag Mag

Karen — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:34:00 GMT

Writing about celebrities can be a bit of a competition, especially between websites. I won't say who's writing the most sensationalistic headlines, but if Famecrawler were doing such a thing, I'm sure these very real posts would have entirely different titles:

Miley Cyrus Talks Candidly About Her BABY!?!

Red Hot Chili Pepper Lead Singer Anthony Keidis Gives Birth To a BEAR!?!?!?!

Miley Cyrus Reveals Her BABY News, Sells Out Concerts!?!?!?!?

Angelina Gets Dumped on Her Skinny Ass?!?!?!

Angelina and Brad Adopt a Really Ugly Baby!?!?!?!

The Witch is Pregnant!!!!!!!??!

Britney Dances On Bar, For Job!?!?!? NUDE PHOTOS!!!!?!?!

Jennifer Garner's Facial Reconstruction!?!?!? Nude Photos?!?!?!?!

Harry Potter Author, J.K. Rowling Has Great Tits!!!!! Nude Photos!?!?!?!

Jennifer Garner Flashes The Cameras!!!?! Nude Photos!?!?!?!

Donald Trump Lashes Out at Charitable Celebrities!!!!???!!! Nude....Nevermind.

Violet Affleck Stuffs Mommy Jennifer Garner's Thong!?!?!?!?! Nude Photos?!?!?!

Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards Get Naked TOGETHER and roll around in Jello?!! Nude Photos???!!!

Uma Thurman TOPLESS AND NAKED?!?!?!?! Naked MEANS NUDE!!!?!

Britney Spears Leaks All Over The Place!?!?!? Nude Photos?!?!

Martha Stewart Injects Her Daughter With Sperm Everyday!!!?!?!! Ew, I'm SO NOT GOING THERE.

Britney Spears Leaked Sex Tape Shuts Down Internet!?!?!?! Somebody stab me in the visual part of my brain, please.

See the key is to throw question marks in there and you can say pretty much anything you want. Oh and say Nude Photos After Everything. Except Britney Spears, because dude, NOBODY wants to see that.