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Ashlee Simpson Upgrades Pete Wentz

Karen — Thu, 29 May 2008 20:27:00 GMT

So the young starlet took her new husband's name, Wentz.

“I think that that’s something that a woman should do when they’re marrying a man,” she tells People. “It’s a tradition that I think is a great tradition.” She says that privately she’ll go by Ashlee Wentz and professionally she’ll be Ashlee Simpson-Wentz.

Um, okay. Why not pick one?

Pete Wentz had nothing intelligent to say, “These decisions with Ashlee and her name are all completely up to Ashlee,” Wentz says. “I want her to do these kinds of things the way she wants to do them.”

Still, he admits, he was flattered. “Oh man, I was like upgrade me! You know what I’m saying? The Wentz family, our Christmas card just got upgraded!” he says. “It feels insane. It feels unreal.”

I personally can't wait for these two Einsteins to procreate. Oh wait.

No, Really: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Confirm Pregnancy

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 29 May 2008 07:10:00 GMT

Confirming what is probably the worst kept secret in history (besides the one about Lindsay Lohan being gay) newlyweds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have confirmed that they are expecting a child together.

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child," the couple wrote on Wentz's site, friendsorenemies.com. "This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."

Simpson and Wentz got married on May 17 at Jessica Simpson's Los Angeles home. The new bride just changed her name to Ashlee Wentz but will go by Ashlee Simpson-Wentz professionally.

Congratulations Ashlee and Pete! We sort of already knew about the whole baby thing, by the way.

Let's Talk About Ashlee Simpson's Boobs!

[photo: E!Online]

Let's Talk About Ashlee Simpson's Boobs!

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 12 May 2008 12:35:00 GMT

Have you noticed that once a celebrity gets pregnant it's totally acceptable to talk openly about her boobs? For instance, I can point out how large Ashlee Simpson's boobs are here and not be tacky, because now they are considered future breastfeeding mechanisms.

I think it would even be okay for the Pope to talk about Ashlee's boobs. He could say something like, "Blessed are Ashlee's magnificent milk-bearing vessels. Amen."

Supposedly this picture of Ashlee's boobs in comparison to sister Jessica's proves that Ashlee is pregnant. Okay. Whatever. I'm thinking maybe it's the other way around, that she got pregnant just so that we could talk openly here about her boobs, and how much bigger they are than Jessica's.

You follow me? Doesn't matter - just look at Ashlee's boobs!