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Peter Andre - So Happy Together

trix — Sun, 24 May 2009 18:31:00 GMT

Peter Andre was reunited with his kids over the weekend and this has to be the cutest picture ever.

This may be the first time he's been able to see them since the fall out of his relationship with Katie Price hit. He seems to really enjoy spending time with his kids, hopefully this separation won't turn into a big mess.

The kids are the most important thing in the picture, Katie and Peter need to get over their hurt feelings and put things into the correct perspective.

Katie Confesses: I Love Another Man

Katie Hasn't Had Sex Since 2007?

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Katie Hasn't Had Sex Since 2007?

trix — Mon, 18 May 2009 12:31:00 GMT

Katie Price and Peter Andre haven't had sex since 2007 according to News of the World, no wonder the couple is splitting up.

Katie said, "We'd lost that passion in bed. I know it goes after a while for everyone but for us it had been so good, so important, so hot."

A "friend" of Peter said: "Things haven't been right for [Katie and Peter] in the bedroom for almost two years now. To put it bluntly, Jordan stopped fancying him. This caused big problems because she has a huge sex drive."

Oy Vey, I hope everything works out for the best, whatever that may be. I just know those kids need both mom and dad.

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Katie Price and Peter Andre - Publicity Stunt?

trix — Thu, 14 May 2009 11:18:00 GMT

I was right. Katie Price and Peter Andre's separation is looking more and more like a publicity stunt.

It turns out, the guy she was so cozy with on the night that broke the camel's back, is gay and in a loving relationship. This coupled with the fact that Peter refuses to talk about the relationship has lead to speculation that it's all stunt.

"This had led to growing speculation last night that the separation was just part of an elaborate ruse by the couple to breathe life into their struggling franchise."

"I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the divorce didn't go through and they were reunited," PR expert Max Clifford told the paper.

Those are just two PR reps opinion and there are many others that feel the same way.

Katie Price Ain't to Proud To Beg

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ANTM Model Pregnant

Katie and Peter Are Over?

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Katie Price Ain't To Proud To Beg

trix — Wed, 13 May 2009 21:28:00 GMT

Katie Price was devastated when her husband Peter Andre said he wanted a separation.

It's being reported that she is phoning and texting Peter non stop in a bid to repair their relationship.However Peter told her: "It’s over between us. All I care about is the kids."

A source reported: "They are still civil but he refuses to talk about the status of their relationship which is really upsetting Katie."

Peter is expressing his desires through song and it's not looking good for Katie. His latest album will include a song Call Me A Doctor that describes his pain.

Now the song was recorded back in November and since then, the couple spent plenty of time out and about being lovey dovey.

I have to ask if the break up is really true or is it just a promotional break up for his new album and their TV show?

They did have a big fight two weeks ago and things just haven't been the same since.

Katie Price and Peter Andre - He's Gone

More Details On Katie and Peter's Split

Christy Turlington and Ed Burns Do Good Deeds

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Katie Price and Peter Andre Go Kaput! Splitsville Here We Come

trix — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:33:00 GMT

Oh my goodness, the most lovey dovey couple has called it quits. Katie Price/ Jordan/ and her husband, Peter Andre have separated.

That's too bad, I hope they can work things out amicably.

The management for the couple released a statement saying, "Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after four-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media respect their families' privacy at this difficult time."

That of course means that we're going to know everything that they do in the next few weeks.

Brace yourselves, it should be a bumpy ride.

Kate Gosselin Leaves Her Kids Alone Again

Jon Gosselin Was Bribed To Stay on the Show?

Katie Holmes Tragedy

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If Katie Can Do It So Can I

trix — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:32:00 GMT

Katie Price and her hubby Peter Andre ran a marathon!!

Criminy, and what the heck?

Katie and Peter ran the London Marathon for the children's charity, Vision. I can't believe they did it, I so suck.

First off, good job, Second, I heard Katie was injured around the 18th mile, I wonder if that's where she hit the wall.

Peter said he thought they were up to it physically, but were definitely going to be challenged mentally.

Yes, the thought of running was going to beat them down, rather than pounding the pavement.

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Katie Price is a Fertile Myrtle

trix — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:32:00 GMT

Katie Price and her husband Peter Andre are trying for another addition to their family.

Katie revealed all at a photo call when she said, " I always fall pregnant so quick, so I can guarantee that I will have another baby or be pregnant by the end of the year."

Wow, that's quite a guarantee. I'm guessing that she'll make that come true, come hell or high water.

I'm going to go ahead and guess that she's already pregnant, else why would she say anything at all.

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Who Spent Their Mothers Day A Drunken Mess?

trix — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:32:00 GMT

Which British mum spent her Mother's Day 3000 miles from her kids, drunk, and ended up passing out at 6am in an all night cafe?

Well, if you could tell from that picture and description that it was Katie Price, then you probably saw this coming from Jordan.

I've heard of letting loose while away from your kids, but actually letting yourself be seen like this and photographed when your a public figure, then it's just an embarrassment to you kids, let alone your husband.

Katie is back with her kids and hubby in Los Angeles, and is still planning to run the London marathon next month.

If Katie Price can run a marathon, I really need to get off my tookus and go for a walk.

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Katie Price is Homesick

trix — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:34:00 GMT

Katie Price and her family are said to be enjoying their stay here in California, but all is not as it appears.

She wrote in her weekly column for OK! magazine that she is homesick and even though they are, "Just about sorted here in L.A., I’m missing home even though we’ve only been here a week! We’re all unpacked and settled in the house now, we’ve found schools for the kids, got our mobile phones sorted and I’ve had my Botox, teeth whitening and hair extensions done."

I wonder what it is she's missing? The weather in SoCal has been about the same as it is in London so it can't be that. Maybe it's the fact that nothing is familiar yet, sorry to say Katie, that takes time. It will be even harder for her and her family because I'm sure they are hounded by the paparazzi every time they step out of the house. I would think that it mess with your sense of direction and the ability to see street signs to know where you are going, because of all the people shouting your name and the flashbulbs going off in your face.

At least LA isn't too hard to find your way around in. Just take Sepulveda.

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Katie Price - Being a Mom Comes First

trix — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 22:33:00 GMT

Say what you will about Katie Price and Peter Andre but they really love their kids. Here they are, taking Harvey to the Junior Blind of America School in Culver City.

Were they there to check out the school before they make their move to the States official?

Katie Price may not dress appropriately for all occasions, but does it really matter how she dresses if she really loves her kids?

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Guess Who's Playing Guess Who?

trix — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:02:00 GMT

Who's the little mamacita playing with her baby girl on the swings?

They are so cute together. I think that the time Jessica spends with Honor are the times she is the happiest. She isn't worried about being seen by the press and doesn't care about anything but Honor. Jessica's face is full of joy.

Jessica Alba is Angry, Again

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Jessica Alba is Angry, Again

trix — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:00:00 GMT

Jessica Alba is such an angry little girl.

She took to the internet to blog about how unfair it is for people to make fun of her and take her remarks out of context.

She recently remarked that Sweden was/is neutral. What she was talking about was that Sweden was neutral during WWII, which is kind of true, but only because Sweden didn't do anything. They were neutral because they didn't feel like they had the might to oppose Hitler.

Jessica says that we all better watch out now, because it's so much easier for celebrities to hit back after being criticized.

This is an excerpt from her blog:

"I want to clear some things up that have been bothering me lately. I find it depressing that in the midst of perhaps the most salient time in our country's history, individuals are taking it upon themselves to encourage negativity and stupidity. Last week, Mr. Bill O'Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country. I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people...it's so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland. Check out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_during_World_War_II if you want to see what I was referring to. I appreciate the name calling and the accurate reporting. Keep it up!!"

If she didn't always have a frown on her face or a permanent look of disgust then maybe the media would say nicer things about her and make good natured fun of her instead of being nasty.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 1-12-09

Whit Honea — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:07:00 GMT

Those globes looked awfully light for gold.

Boston Ben (Just Jared)

Kate Hudson's bikini booty (Gossip Girls)

Eric McCormack and family (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Gavin Rossdale works it (Jezebel)

Fey calls out the haters (Perez Hilton)

Beckhams and Romans (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Celebrity Bikini Mom - Guess Who!

Whit Honea — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:02:00 GMT

Can you guess who this bikini-clad bottom belongs to? Here's a hint, she's a mom, a celebrity and an activist. She also hears "yes" a lot.

Why, it's everyone's favorite playmate turned MILF Jenny McCarthy! She's still got it!

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Whose Post-Baby Booty is This?

trix — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:27:00 GMT

Life is so not fair. This is a post-pregnancy booty I think and the person that owns it is famous for her assets. Whose is it?

It's none other than Jessica Alba.

Actually, I'm not really sure if this was post-pregnancy, now that I'm writing about it. It sure is nice though isn't it.

Who wants To Make More Babies?

trix — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:04:00 GMT

Guess whose biological clock is ticking out of control?

Another baby is at the top of Peter Andre's Christmas list.

Peter said: “I’d love another baby for Christmas! Kate’s got the Flora London Marathon next April and I’ve got the album hopefully coming out in May, so it’d be after that.” And he said he doesn't care whether it's a boy or a girl. “They’re all so individual,” he said. “We’ve got the united colours of Benetton!”

See, it is a fact that men have biological clocks too. He also wants to adopt Katie's son Harvey this year, he's been a father figure to Harvey since he was little. I hope he has great success in getting what he wants.

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Denis Leary: Ass or Not?

Whit Honea — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:31:00 GMT

Remember the big stink when word got out that Leary mocks autism in his book? People didn't think it was very funny. Leary has finally had a chance to explain himself.

Read it and make the call for yourself at Strollerderby!

Katie Price and Peter Andre- Happily Ever After?

trix — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:31:00 GMT

You might have heard the rumors that Katie Price and Peter Andre are splitting, but they are going to make it.
How do I know? Peter is sure of it, he said, "It won't (fall apart). My mum and dad have been married for 52 years and I'm going to prove to everyone that you can do it in a modern day relationship." That's nice to hear, someone believing in the sanctity of marriage. A lot of people today go into a marriage thinking that if it doesn't work, then we'll just get divorced. Peter also said, "The main thing for us is that we've got the backbone with loving each other and the backbone of having unbelievable children."
Wait, did he just sum up the marriage vow of "for better or for worse"?
Good for them. Even though she is just a little bit out there, I hope they are doing well and that they make it.

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Katie Price To Be In The Olympics?

trix — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:24:00 GMT

Ahh, Katie Price/Jordan what have you been up to lately?

I see you've be doing a little dreaming and lambasting others, just the right mix of ingredients to make you feel better about yourself. I understand, we all get a little down sometimes.

Recently Katie Price decided she is going to start training for the 2012 Olympics. She told GMTV that she is, "going to buy a horse now and aim for the Olympics. Everyone said I should and then I thought actually there's no reason why I couldn't do it. So I'm going to see about that. The horse I've been doing my competitions on is just a normal horse."

Well, more power to you! I'm sure you'll make it all the way. Just be sure to buy an extra supportive bra.

In other news Katie lashed out at Victoria Beckham for not getting all the way undressed for her new perfume launch. She thinks that Victoria should have bared her "bits". She reacted by saying, "I didn't want the perfume launch to be boring like Victoria's Beckham's, I saw Victoria in pictures wearing the white dress with a kind of furry thing on the back and I just thought she's on another night out." She also said, "I had no idea she [Beckham] was supposed to be promoting her new perfume. She didn't make any effort. She should have a bit more fun with it like I did. I envisaged a beach with a half-naked lady and that's what I did. Now everyone has seen my new boobs, and I hope I've made the public happy."

I think Victoria may have been going for the classy look rather than the trampy look. JMO

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Josh Howard Hates America? The National Anthem Video

Whit Honea — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:36:00 GMT

Josh Howard of the Dallas Mavericks (not to be confused with the popular Washington Mavericks) is currently lighting up YouTube with some some un-patriotic rhetoric.

Apparently Howard is not a fan of the National Anthem and says so.

According to VH-1's Best Week Ever, the talking heads on SportsCenter called Howard's video full of "shameful comments about the National Anthem and Obama."

BWE also quotes ESPN analysts as saying "the comments were so outrageous, they could ultimately end up hurting Obama come election time."

It's a big deal right?

Josh Howard, who has a 1-year-old son, may have looked like a total ass, but he's not even the biggest one involved in this story.

Read the comments on YouTube. They are full of hate and racism and scrawl so ignorant that they make Howard's comments seem intelligent by comparison.

Relatively speaking of course.

On the bright side, it's nice to see some of our commenters branching out and dropping their special brand of insight someplace besides my inbox- something that I'm sure will be remedied shortly.

Here's the video. It's longer than the attention it deserves.

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Kate Moss Nude!

Whit Honea — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:25:00 GMT

Kate Moss nude? What else is new? Still, if you must look at Kate Moss she may as well be naked. I mean that in the respectful and artsy way becoming a professional and a mother of course, not the I love naked crazy models way (which I do).

Our sister site Scanner ran a piece on Kate Moss and her interview in Interview Magazine. Oddly enough, the pictures are also from Interview and not Picture Magazine. Go figure.

We're not allowed to show you the pictures because there are things there that some might find offensive, like nipples (GASP!) and buttocks (MY EYES! MY EYES!), but Scanner will show you. That's what sisters are for.

Kate Moss Isn't Anorexic, She Just Forgets To Eat

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What Does Shauna Sand Know About Reality?

Whit Honea — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:09:00 GMT

It's hard to believe that Shauna Sand is really the mother to these three girls. Actually, the hard part is just believing that Shauna Sand is real. She looks like something Gary and Wyatt would create in the bedroom.

To Sand's credit, her girls look like normal kids and not at all hootchied up, which to be honest, is refreshing and surprising. What's not surprising is that there may be a reality show in the works about Shauna and her life. It would supposedly focus on Sand and her on again/off again husband and their tale of falling back in love, or as we used to call it, sex.

It doesn't sound like the kids would be a big part of the show, which I'm sure is a big relief to Denise Richards.

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Denise Richards is a Muppet!

Whit Honea — Fri, 23 May 2008 22:08:00 GMT

I knew it! I always figured Denise Richards had something up her butt, I just never thought it was a hand. At least now we know that someone as wacky as TV's favorite reality mom isn't actually real.

Of course this doesn't do much for the Muppet's image, but it does explain Charlie Sheen. Maybe Kermit can get Piggy to chop Richards out of the picture. Hiiii-ya!

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How to Pimp Your Kids and Connections: Meet the Jaggerettes

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Miley who? Guess how old these granddaughters of Rolling Stone Mick Jagger are!

That's Jade Jagger in the middle. She's the daughter of Mick. She created a diamond-encrusted ice pick called the Jagger Dagger. Really. To make a long story short she's doing some promotional party hosting for a vodka company and trying to find a buyer for the pick ($250,000). She takes her daughters Amba and Assisi with her during the PR events.

Amba and Assisi (Ass is I? That's going to be rough) are 12 and 15, respectively. Why aren't these girls on Disney or Nickelodeon? They smell like rehab already! Jade needs to sell that Jagger Dagger to pay for the trouble one, or both, of these girls will be causing in the near future, possibly later today.

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Victoria's Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio's ass (The Superficial)

Russell Crowe picks up Charlie (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

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Colbert still running in Marvel's world (Scanner)

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Peter Andre - So Happy Together

Katie Price Kicks Peter's Belongings To The Curb

Katie Confesses: I Love Another Man

Katie Hasn't Had Sex Since 2007?

Katie Hasn't Had Sex Since 2007?

Katie Price and Peter Andre - Publicity Stunt?

Katie Price Ain't To Proud To Beg

Katie Price and Peter Andre Go Kaput! Splitsville Here We Come

If Katie Can Do It So Can I

Katie Price is a Fertile Myrtle

Who Spent Their Mothers Day A Drunken Mess?

Katie Price is Homesick

Katie Price - Being a Mom Comes First

Guess Who's Playing Guess Who?

Jessica Alba is Angry, Again

Jessica Alba is Angry, Again

Spying on the Neighbors: 1-12-09

Celebrity Bikini Mom - Guess Who!

Whose Post-Baby Booty is This?

Who wants To Make More Babies?

Denis Leary: Ass or Not?

Katie Price and Peter Andre- Happily Ever After?

Katie Price To Be In The Olympics?

Josh Howard Hates America? The National Anthem Video

Kate Moss Nude!

Kate Moss Isn't Anorexic, She Just Forgets To Eat

What Does Shauna Sand Know About Reality?

What Every PTA Mom Should Look Like - Stripper Shoes & All

**A Denise Richards F*@king Moment**

Denise Richards: Charlie Sheen Can Keep His Damn Sperm

Denise Richards is a Muppet!

Denise Richards is a Muppet!

How to Pimp Your Kids and Connections: Meet the Jaggerettes

Disney's Selena Gomez Has Big Shoes to Fill

Miley Makes Public Appearance; Keeps Shirt On

Miley Cyrus Issues A Statement About "Nude" Photos

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