FameCrawler : assault

Confirmed: Bruno's Assault On Eminem Was Staged!

Josh loposer — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:35:00 GMT

In case you hadn't figured it out by now, Sacha Cohen will not be charged with aggravated assault for his "accidental" teabagging of Eminem at Sunday's MTV Movie Awards - it was all staged and rehearsed.

Comedy writer Scott Auckerman of Mr. Show with Bob and David fame has come clean so that the rest of humanity can now go about the rest of their lives. From his blog:

"Yes, the Bruno/Eminem incident was staged. That’s all anyone wants to talk about, so let’s get it out of the way. They rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show then. Okay, you can stop reading this blog now!"

Keep in mind, those last words were his, not mine.

So, to answer the question, what did Cohen's daughter Olive think about all this, I have to wonder. Is it better to explain to your 20 month-old daughter: daddy accidentally teabagged Mr. Eminem, OR daddy stuck his butt in that man's face on purpose because it's funny?

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"Real Housewives" Smackdown! Kelly Bensimon Attacks Boyfriend!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:02:00 GMT

The Real Housewives of New York City's Kelly Bensimon is in trouble! The forty-year-old former model and marathon runner is facing misdemeanor assault charges after she (allegedly) attacked her boyfriend Nick Stefanov.

Reportedly the feisty Kelly gave her boyfriend a black eye and a gash on his left cheek. Stefanov left the apartment and immediately went to the police department to file a report.

NYC Police Department told PEOPLE, "She was arrested on March 5 at 9: 10 a.m. for punching her fiance in the face, and [she] gave him a laceration under his left eye. She was arrested for assault - it's a misdemeanor."

Bensimon's lawyer, Stephen Turano, said she "has entered a plea of not guilty. We are confident that the charges are unfounded and we look forward to a quick resolution."

Some say the couple are engaged, but friends of Kelly's say, not true. "[Stefanov] is claiming that they were engaged, which is delusional. They have been on-and-off for three to three-and-a-half years, and during that time they were exclusive. She was always dating other people."

Pals say Kelly is "upset and embarrassed" by what's happened. She claims Stefanov has tried to contact her since the charges were filed.

Bensimon is due in court March 31. I wonder what her two children (with ex-husband Gilles Bensimon) think of what's happened? She's not sent a very positive message to her children has she? Although - innocent until proven guilty, right?

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Chris Brown - Daddy to Be or Jailbird

Jacksonville Jaguars' Dennis Northcutt Mixed Up in Assaulting His Pregnant Girlfriend?

Karl Erikson — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:33:00 GMT

Shocking! NFL star Dennis Northcut of the Jacksonville Jaguars is being sued for conspiring to beat up the mother of his unborn baby! Sharri Henry claims that in May, wide receiver Northcut convinced his cousin to "maliciously assault, beat, strike and batter Henry, her face and head with great force and violence ... causing severe and permanent disfigurement to her face." This happened when Henry was four months pregnant with Northcutt's love child.

According to TMZ, Henry's lawyer says that Northcutt was pissed off that Henry refused to get an abortion. She's now 7 months pregnant.

I find this hard to believe, frankly. I mean, when was the last time you heard about professional football players getting into trouble with the law? Seriously. When?

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Batman is Back

Whit Honea — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:27:00 GMT

Christian Bale has had a tough trip, what with the crazy family and the yelling and the stuff.

Hopefully he'll be able to sit back and relax with his family now that they've returned to L.A.

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Oh Christian, You are the Dark Knight, for Real!

trix — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:43:00 GMT

Christian Bale has had some issues with his family last week and now his former assistant has come forward to say it was there all along.

Christian Bale's former assistant Harrison Cheung has come forward to say that "Christian is not a bad soul, just a deeply troubled one". He also said that, "I am sure he is mortified by the publicity he's generated this week with the row between him and his mum. But it was a row that has been years in the making."

So I guess Christian Bale is like the rest of us with strained relationships with one or both of our parents, and he likes his privacy and wants to be left alone.

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The Truth About Christian Bale

Karen — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Reports of Christian Bale allegedly assaulting his mother and sister seem to be nothing more than drama.

“Christian was stressed, but he didn’t lay a finger on anyone. Instead, he flew off the handle and cussed his mother. He just got very loud because his mother was saying some very outrageous things about him, and his wife,” the source said.

Bale’s lawyers issued a statement Tuesday denying the allegations of assault.

The actor’s sister, Sharon Bale, told Britain’s Telegraph an “incident” had occurred but would not offer up any details surrounding the events that lead to her brother’s arrest.

“OK, there was an incident but the police are dealing with it,” she said. “It is an extremely sensitive situation. There is nothing more I can say.”

Jenny Bale was also tight-lipped, but said they did not call the police.

“Yes, I was there, and yes there was a family situation, but the police are handling it and I cannot say anymore at the moment,” Jenny told the Telegraph. “We didn’t call the police to the scene. I can’t say anymore, but we didn’t call the police.”

Thank goodness.

Spying on the Neighbors: 7-22-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:57:00 GMT

I need a vacation.

Why Bale was in trouble (Perez Hillton)

Bale's sister (TMZ)

Kate Moss gets back (fametastic)

Alec Baldwin throws a hissy (Hot Momma Gossip)

Jennifer Garner covers up (Celebrity Moms)

Reece lookin' hot (The Superficial)

Spears needs to stop smoking (Gabby Babble)

Christian Bale is Sick of This Guano

Whit Honea — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:34:00 GMT

Christian Bale, everyone's favorite bat daddy, has released a statement regarding his alleged arrest.

In a statement released today:

"Christian Bale attended a London Police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister. Mr Bale who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question, and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the Police.

At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr Bale."

Man, I hate even writing about this. I hope whatever crazy is going on is resolved quickly.

And yes, I know that I've used "guano" in two posts today, but it's really funny to me.

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Christian Bale Goes Guano: Arrested for Assault on Family

Whit Honea — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:54:00 GMT

Holy WTF, Batman? I wanted to write that this wasn't true, but apparently it is. Christian Bale was accused of assault after lashing out at his mother and sister while in London. He was taken in for questioning, arrested and then released on bail.

We don't know the extent of the assault. There hasn't been any information available as to the specifics, whether it was an act of violence or if he was just using his gravely Batman voice.

Now, I'm not justifying anything here, but the tabloids have been running stories about the pressures on Bale for a few days, and then he snaps on the people he loves the most. Fairly classic breakdown material, wouldn't you say? Let's hope everyone involved is alright and that Bale gets his shit together.

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Dad Gone Wild: Kid Rock Assaults Fans

HerBadMother — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:02:00 GMT

It's one thing to throw punches at your ex-wife's ex-husband and father of your ex-stepchildren - which, let's face it, was probably understandable under the multiple-ex-involved circumstances, if in extremely bad form. It's quite another to just start beating on autograph seekers.

According to TMZ: Three men filed a $15 million lawsuit yesterday claiming Kid Rock and six members of the group Boo-Yaa Tribe assaulted them after they asked for their autograph. The alleged incident took place back in 2006 outside the Hollywood hotspot Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel. According to the lawsuit, filed yesterday in Los Angeles Superior Court, Michael Medlin, Carlos Bonilla and Jose Perez were waiting outside with a small camera and autograph books. They claim they were beaten up and even had their cameras and bags stolen, too!

No word yet from Kid Rock or his representatives, but it doesn't sound good. I mean, it's not like Kid's known for his Buddha-like nature or anything. Someone says he smacked them? He prolly smacked them.

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Kristy Swanson Pulls a Buffy on Boyfriend's Ex-Wife, Gets Arrested, Is Still Not Famous

Alisyn — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 13:17:00 GMT

C-list actress Kristy Swanson was the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer: before the T.V. show there was the movie - you remember, with Luke Perry? Yeah, that one. Sadly, either Kristy still thinks she's responsible for battling the local undead, or she's just a crazy bee-yotch: either way, she was arrested Saturday night for assaulting Marcia O'Brien, the ex-wife of her current boyfriend, Canadian skating sensation Lloyd Eisler, whom she met while filming Skating with the Stars, and with whom she has an infant son, Magnus.

Kristy told Canadian police she was attacked by Marsha first, and plans to press charges against her. When asked if she attacked Kristy, Marsha's response was simply "Why have I not been charged?" Awwww, snap! Take that, Buffy!

Marcia and Lloyd's divorce caused quite a scandal last year, as Marcia was 8 months pregnant with her and Lloyd's second child when he left her for Kristy, whom he was partnered with on SWTS. For the life of me, I can not figure out why two women would be fightintg over a balding ice-skater with an earring... unless it's just a desperate attempt on Kristy's part to keep her name in the papers. But still - that guy? Really? She couldn't just do a Celebrity Fit Club or something?

It's nice to see some graduates of the Anne and Coley School of Divorce for a change, even if they are just a washed up Canadian ice dork and a momlebrity. They're still bringin' the drama, and that's the way I like it.