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Kerry Katona: Mom Of 4 Hooked On Cocaine!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 12:06:00 GMT

Former Atomic Kitten singer Kerry Katona is reportedly so addicted to drugs, she can't function without them. She and husband Mark Croft are struggling to keep their marriage together and this has added to Katona's stress. Kerry is also a mother of four - and who is caring for the children while she's high?

According to sources, Katona binges on cocaine, amphetamines and anti-depressants to help her handle the stresses of her life, including her fragile marriage. She told pals that cocaine is the "only way I can function. It's the only way I can get this sorted."

She's snorted so much cocaine, she now has a hole in her nose. A source said, "Kerry is completely addicted to drugs. It is worse than ever and she is close to the edge. She takes them all day every day. She simply can't cope without her fix.

"Kerry's very aware of the hole now. She gets paranoid about it as things get trapped up there. It;s starting to look like Danniella Westbrook before her surgery.

"When Kerry's stepdad died it really affected her and she turned to drugs then. It’s tragic. Kerry doesn’t have an off button.

"Her cocaine intake always goes up massively when things are bad.

"Kerry had been taking a lot of coke anyway but when Mark walked out her intake increased loads. And when she came down from the binge, she started pining for Mark.

"Any time Kerry has friends round she wants everyone to join in [taking cocaine]. She just hammers it and stays up for three full days."

The friend added, "Then her body goes into shutdown and she’ll finally go to sleep. It's so unhealthy because she's on bipolar medication as well. When things get really bad she'll just sit on the bathroom floor off her face."

If this is true, who the hell is looking after her children? She's mom to Molly Marie, 7, Lilly-Sue, 6 (with ex Brian McFadden) and with husband Mark Croft, she has Heidi Elizabeth, 2, and son Maxwell, 11 months.

Kerry admitted to drug use back in 2004, and entered rehab. In 2006 she said she'd been clean since receiving treatment. But last year she was accused of being drunk on a British morning talk show. Is Katona on another downhill slide?

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Bikini Time! Kerry Katona Shows Off Beautiful New Body

Sassy Smith — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:02:00 GMT

Former Atomic Kitten member, Kerry Katona, after having her fourth child, decided to have surgery to help in her weight loss, as well as have her breasts reduced. She said of the results, "I love it! I actually cried at first because I was so shocked. It is a big difference - but as the weeks have gone by, my waist has got smaller, my boobs have been healing and now I can wear size 10 tops!" Now, she doesn't mind showing off that body - and was recently spotted vacationing with her husband Mark Croft.

More pics after the jump!

Katona and Croft spent time soaking up the sun in Spain, and the MTV reality star didn't mind flaunting her new figure in a revealing bikini.

Kerry spent a reported $30,000 on surgery, lost over 60 pounds and her breasts went from a GG cup to an E.

The celebrity mom said of wearing a size 10 shirts, "I couldn't even get my t*ts into them before! Before the surgery, I was a GG - now I'm an E. I feel sexier, my confidence has come back and everyone keeps telling me how amazing I look, which is really cool."

However, she didn't just rely on the surgery to help her in her quest to lose weight. She's changed her diet, and although she allows herself a treat on the weekend, she sticks to her routine during the week. With the help of her trainer, Scott Wright, she eats a more healthy selection of foods, adhering to 1,800 calories a day. She also drinks lots of water and has green tea with all meals to help speed up her metabolism.

Scott said he doesn't think she needed liposuction. He told Closer magazine, "I'm not totally against liposuction but instead of lipo, Kerry could have lost a lot of that fat in a month, with the right diet and exercise."

Kerry, who suffers from bipolar disorder, is much happier now, reveals her trainer.

He adds, "Kerry has found exercising improves her moods. It's amazing how much more positive she's been since I first met her.

"She was determined to change her lifestyle so she was in the right mindset. She loves exercising now, and it's given her a good reason to get up in the mornings."

Scott says that Kerry is very motivated, "I'd heard of Kerry before and knew everything she's been through. But I found her to be one of the most motivated people I've ever trained.

"She got into it within a few weeks. And she was determined. If she ever lost her enthusiasm and said in the middle of a run, 'I can't go on any more,' which was rare, I'd tell her she was letting me down, and that would get her going again!

"She's still smoking, but there's no way I'd let her have a cigarette during our sessions!"

Kerry is mom to Molly Marie, 7, Lilly-Sue, almost 6 (their dad is Katona's ex Brian McFadden), and Heidi Elizabeth, 23 months, and Maxwell, 9 months, are her children with Mark Croft.

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Kerry Katona's Stressed-Out Nanny Quits!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 12:10:00 GMT

Kerry Katona's nanny, Gemma, has reportedly quit - she was often left to single-handedly look after all four of Katona's children and was subjected to her employer's constant fighting with husband Mark Croft.

Former Atomic Kitten performer, Kerry has four children - Molly, 7, Lilly Sue, 5, Heidi 22 months and Maxwell, 8 months. Both Kerry and husband Mark tried to convince Gemma to stay. A source said, "No amount can compensate for the hassle she deals with."

Gemma's pal added, "She's fed up of listening to Kerry and Mark scream at each other and being left to look after four kids single-handedly most of the time."

Kerry's known for causing controversy - she was photographed smoking during some of her pregnancies, has been accused of being an alcoholic, has slurred her way through interviews and has had some very public tantrums. She's often labeled as "trainwreck."

An insider close to Katona said, "It would do her good to look after the kids herself. It would be good for her image too.

"She is terrified of losing her Iceland deal, her main source of income. Showing she's a hands-on mum would help."

I'm not knocking anyone with a nanny (heck, there were times I wished I had one!), especially if they're a working parent - but what I don't understand is why some people want the nanny to practically raise the kids?

Perhaps Kerry should get her act together for the sake of her children. Just sayin'.

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Sassy Smith — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 14:10:00 GMT

Kerry Katona's future as the face of Iceland, a UK frozen food giant, is hanging in the balance. The reality tv star made an appearance on a British morning show a few weeks ago, and she was allegedly drunk and now Iceland is waiting the results of an alcoholism test.

The food company reportedly received angry customer complaints about Katona's "drunken" appearance. Kerry's husband Mark Croft said, "Iceland sorted everything out for us. They said: "We're concerned about Kerry, and want to make sure everything is fine."

A source told The Mirror, "There was a lot of anger that Kerry was allowed on to the This Morning show in the first place. Iceland have been shocked by the scale of the fall-out but are sticking by her for now - especially since she is appearing in a current series of ads."

The Iceland deal is worth nearly $500,000! Pretty nice chunk of change. And Kerry lost her well-paying OK! Magazine column a few days after her morning show appearance and she and her long-term publicist, Max Clifford are no longer together.

However, Katona denies she was drunk. She said her slurred words and behavior were due to her bi-polar disorder medication.

But Kerry isn't letting this bump in the road get her down. Over the weekend, she launched her new fragrance Outrageous in Manchester. Appropriately named I think.

Hopefully she wasn't drunk on the morning tv show - doesn't set a great example for her four children. (That's a shot of her doing shots...no pun...on her MTV show Kerry Katona: Whole Again). Ya, she probably wasn't drunk on that talk show.

Katona recently went under the knife and is happily showing off her new body.

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Kerry Katona Strips Down & Shows Off Her New Body!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:04:00 GMT

Former Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona gave birth to her fourth child a few months ago and decided she needed some help getting back to her pre-baby shape. So the MTV reality star, had £15,000 (about $30,000) worth of plastic surgery to help her achieve that. And she's stripping down to show the world!

More pics after the jump!

Katona stripped down for men's mag Zoo and spoke of how her body has changed. As well, the show which filmed her journey through the surgery will air Sunday on MTV.

The 28-year-old said, "I love it! I actually cried at first because I was so shocked. It is a big difference - but as the weeks have gone by, my waist has got smaller, my boobs have been healing and now I can wear size 10 tops!

She continued, "I couldn't even get my t*ts into them before! Before the surgery, I was a GG - now I'm an E. I feel sexier, my confidence has come back and everyone keeps telling me how amazing I look, which is really cool."

And that my friends, is what some cold hard cash and surgery gets you.

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Jenny Frost and Casper at Fashion Week

Karl Erikson — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 13:33:00 GMT

Jenny Frost, 30-year-old singer who used to be in Atomic Kitten, was out with fiance Dom Thrupp and their son Casper at London Fashion Week. Casper turns 1 next month. What a cutie! Frost has a solo singing career these days, and also presents TV shows in England.

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Kerry Katona's Boob Job

Sassy Smith — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:08:00 GMT

Crazy In Love MTV reality star, Kerry Katona is crazy in the head I think. The former Atomic Kitten and mom of four, is apparently getting a boob job, and although lots of women get their breasts done - either enlarged or reduced - most don't do it on TV. Yes, Kerry wants to televise her surgery, because that's what we all want to see....

Katona's new series will be titled Whole Again *cough* and she will undergo a breast reduction and the surgery will be filmed. Her boobs will go from a GG to a DD. Kerry told Star mag, "They have just got a bit out of control. I want to go to a DD. I'll stop there."

There's also been talk of the British actress being bankrupt (a court said so), but she says not true. Katona says that the funds she neede to pay her tax bill weren't available last week at the time of the hearing but are free and clear now. Kinda like 'the check's in the mail right?'

Kerry said, "Obviously I'm upset about it but it shouldn't have happened. I've been promised that it will be sorted out this week."

Maybe her televised boob job will pay the tax man!

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Kerry Katona Awarded Damages for Newspaper's False Prostitution Claim

Karen — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:31:00 GMT

The Sunday Mirror landed itself in hot water after publishing a story claiming Kerry Katona was a prostitute prior to Atomic Kitten fame. The article alleged that Kerry's mother, Sue Katona was going to publish a book claiming same.

Katona's solicitor, David Price said: "The truth is that Sue Katona has never alleged that the claimant worked as a prostitute in the book or at any other time and such an allegation would be entirely untrue.

"Moreover, Sue Katona has not to date written an autobiography nor does she have a publishing agreement to publish such a book."

Check your sources people!

No word if husband Mark Croft is allowed back in the house yet.

Whose Toned Post Baby Bod Is This?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:05:00 GMT

Wow - talk about a hard body and that's just 9 months after she gave birth! Probably came with a lot of hard work...who's sexy bikini bod is it?

Pics after the jump!

It's Jenny Frost - former Atomic Kitten singer - enjoy the sunshine in Greece. She's vacationing with her fiance, DJ Dominic 'Dom T' Thrupp and their sweet 9 month old son Casper.

Jenny and Dom had a scare half way through her pregnancy:

“At my 20-week scan a development problem showed up with Caspar’s head, which was a huge concern and very scary. I have the best friends and family in the world but I like to deal with things on my own, so I went back into my shell and sat on the sofa, watched TV and ate. I just blocked everything out and said my prayers, and we got the all-clear at 27 weeks. We kept as positive as we could and, thankfully, Caspar’s perfect.”

Glad everything worked out and baby is healthy!

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OMG! They Just Had A Baby & They're Fighting Already?!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:02:00 GMT

Having a new baby can be stressful, no doubt about that - but what's happening to this couple? He went and spent the night in a hotel....

It seems as if though Kerry Katona and husband Mark Croft are not getting along very well of late - the couple have had several major arguments and last week Mark left Kerry and their two kids - Heidi, 2, and Max, 3 months (Molly, 6, and Lilly-Sue, 4, live with their father Brian McFadden), and spent the night in a hotel.

Mark did return the next night and the couple hope to work things out.

Croft's mom Marilyn, had this to say about it to the Sunday People:

"It must have been a huge row for him to have taken them to a hotel. He and the kids spent the night away from the house but went back the following morning.

"If it was just Kerry and Mark I wouldn't care about their arguments, but it's the kids I worry about."

The couple have been plagued by cheating rumors for months - but both deny such claims.

Well, we'll see what becomes of this very, uh, 'passionate' couple!

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First Photos of Kerry Katona's Son!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:08:00 GMT

Crazy in Love reality tv star Kerry Katona gave birth to her fourth child - a son, Maxwell Croft - and although he was born five weeks premature, he's doing fine. His birth was even caught on tape and will air on MTV on April 28.

Close up photo of baby Max after the jump

Kerry speaks about her labour:

"I woke up, Mark was on his Xbox and I just lay there watching him for a bit. Then I sat up and went 'Ooh the waters have gone.' How calm was I? Cool as a cucumber."

Katona's rep said:

"Mummy and baby are doing well and the family are very excited about their latest addition. Kerry would like to thank all the staff at the Mcclesfield District General Hospital for the fantastic care she received."

Kerry added:

"He's absolutely fine, he's beautiful. We can't wait to get him home. It's a beautiful boy to go with our three girls."

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Sassy Smith — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Former Atomic Kitten popstar and British reality television celeb, Kerry Katona, 27, has given birth to a premature son. She was in labour for almost 60 hours after her water broke and baby was born five weeks early.

Mother and son are reportedly doing fine and Kerry's rep said, "It was a natural birth and mother and baby are doing well. Kerry and Mark are thrilled to bits."

Little Max Croft weighed in at 5 lbs 4 oz and will probably be spoiled by his three older sisters. Max sure is a popular name this year among celebrities!

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Kerry Katona Is a Bigger Trainwreck Than Britney

Karen — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:03:00 GMT

Kerry Katona released statements recently about a brawl between her and her mother-in-law on New Year's Eve. The former Atomic Kitten claims her mother-in-law attacked her but Mom certainly has a different story.

"I had nearly miscarried this child early in my pregnancy and I'm still terrified of losing it. The midwife found the heartbeat, but I haven't felt the baby move since that night and I can't stop worrying. I've got to have a scan on Tuesday and I hope that sets my mind at rest.

"Then she smacked me full force across the face and I fell. God knows how I didn't hit my bump. When I got up I had a bright red palm print on my face and I shouted for Mark and told him 'Your Mum just hit me.'

"He went ballistic and asked her what the hell she was doing hitting a pregnant woman. But Marilyn just said 'It's all that Kerry Katona's fault' talking about me as if I was a stranger. She went home and I went to bed in shock. The next day I was still so stressed I had to have the midwife out to check the baby."

Katona's Mother-in-law certainly paints a different picture. Showbiz Spy reports:

“I have to speak out. Kerry is five months’ pregnant with my new grandchild—yet she was roaring drunk on vodka and smoking like a chimney. Heidi was still up at midnight being passed around like a parcel in a smoke-filled room when she should have been in bed.
“But like everyone in Kerry’s life, Heidi is just a prop for her celebrity.”
Marilyn - frightened for the safety of her grandchildren also revealed how she found cocaine in Katona’s toilet while she was pregnant with Heidi. Kerry, however, had previously denied snorting the Class A drug while pregnant.
She told how the singer - who was previously married to former Westlife star Brian McFadden, invited an MTV camera crew into her home for Christmas against husband Mark’s wishes just so she can keep the sham going that she’s a caring mum.
And she unveils Kerry’s chilling side, revealing how she made a sick joke at a relative’s bedside as she lay dying.
“New Year’s Eve was the last straw, says Marilyn. “Kerry’s telling everyone how I attacked her and it is all wrong. I’m not like that at all. It makes me feel sick.”
Marilyn attended the party at 27-year-old Kerry’s £1.2 million Cheshire mansion on Monday night with other family members.
She told Britain’s News Of The World newspaper: “When we got there things were already in full swing downstairs in the cinema room. I got myself a drink, the only one I had. Kerry was puffing away on menthol cigs.
“She claims to have only a couple a day to help with her nerves but she was drinking and smoking all night.
“It was too smoky and boozy for me because I’m not a bar person so I went upstairs to talk to Mark and looked in on Heidi.
“At midnight there were fireworks in the garden and we went back down to the cinema room. One of Kerry’s friends Pat Ferrier had Heidi and she was just being passed around.
“It was still smoky down there so I demanded her back and Pat gave me a look like she was going to hit me. Pat is a big woman and I’m only 5ft 2in, so I was intimidated.
“Kerry was upstairs so I went to have a word with her about it but she just started laying into me.
“I tried to explain that I was only doing the best for Heidi but she was just swearing at me and telling me I couldn’t tell her what to do.
“She’d been drinking vodka during the evening and always had a glass on the go. Then she tried to slap me across the face.
“I instinctively put my hand up to protect myself and caught her on the nose with the palm of my hand. That was all.
She continues: “Then she really lost it. She was stood there screaming for Mark and when he came she claimed I’d attacked her. I was so upset that I couldn’t get my words out.
“Kerry yelled at me to get out of her house and Mark shouted at me to go and grabbed my arm and took me outside. Kerry says all this was being filmed by the crew doing her MTV documentary. I bet they loved it.
“But I bet that she makes sure this footage never gets aired because it will prove that I did nothing wrong.
“Her behavior beggers belief. She is five months’ pregnant. She almost suffered a miscarriage early on in this current pregnancy.
“What’s the betting the baby is born early or with complications because of Kerry’s irresponsibility?
“No doubt that will give her another magazine cover—and she can tell the whole sorry story.”
Marilyn also went on to support claims from Katona’s own mother, as well as the troubled star’s close friends that Kerry is a serial drug user who took cocaine while pregnant with Heidi.
She revealed her shocking discovery - that while visiting Kerry and son Mark at their former home in Warrington, Cheshire, at Christmas 2006 just two months before Heidi was born.
She continued: “The downstairs loo was occupied so I nipped upstairs to use the one in Mark and Kerry’s room.
“I noticed on the window sill there was some white powder dotted about. I thought at first it was talc. Then I notice a rolled up £20 note. Then the penny dropped.
“Later I asked Mark whether she was on drugs with Heidi. He denied it but I don’t believe it.
“She claims to be bipolar which is why she suffers from these huge mood swings but I don’t think she is.
“She trots out the names of drugs she reckons she’s on but I’m wondering if it is just cocaine. I firmly believe she’s taking drugs now—while pregnant with my grandchild. I’d love her to prove me wrong by having a test but I know what I believe.”
She also went on to reveal that Kerry is desperate to keep up her Celebrity Mom of the Year image. “I begged Mark to stop her—but he couldn’t. The documentary she’s makinfg for MTV, Kerry Katona: Crazy In Love, came before us.
“She came running up to me and gave me a big kiss and a hug—all for the cameras. Then we opened the presents as the cameras rolled. I was so embarrassed and nervous. It really ruined the day for me. Again it was just another big Kerry show of affection for the cameras.
“In reality Kerry has only ever wanted me when the nanny was off and she couldn’t get anyone else to look after Heidi. She was always dumping the baby on me without warning because she knew I’d look after her properly.”

To add to the Mom of the Year image, Kerry Katona got a tattoo of Heidi's name on her neck over the holidays. MTV was there to film it all.

All I can do is shake my head. Everyone knows getting a tattoo while pregnant is a high risk activity, and is most certainly not recommended.

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HerBadMother — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:33:00 GMT

But you can call her one, if you want. She might get mad. She might even threaten to sue. But she won't go through with it. Not, you know, because there's any truth in it or anything. She'll just forget.

She's got a lot on her plate, you know. Being crazy and all, that takes up a lot of one's time. So some stuff just slides, like denying ever having been a prostitute. And just 'cause she doesn't deny it, doesn't mean that it's true or anything. Hell no. She might have shown a boob or two in her time, but it's a far cry from clothing-optional "glamour modelling" to selling one's body. Just ask Kerry Katona.

Kerry Katona, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Lap-Dancers

HerBadMother — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 19:03:00 GMT

Actually, Kerry draws the line at lap-dancing. Because, you know, that shit's crass. But topless glamour modelling? What's wrong with that?

Nothing, if you ask Kerry. After all, she did it: 'Mummy got her tits out for a living. But they were good tits in those days - they might be a bit saggy now.' But if one of her daughters wanted to be a lap dancer, that would be too much: "if (she) said she wanted to be a lap dancer, I wouldn't agree to it." Oh, good.

So there you go. As long as your tits aren't saggy, why not put them display? And if you do, or did, put them on display, it would just be hypocritical to tell your daughters not to do so, too. Right? Of course, it would then be similarly hypocritical to tell your daughters to not, say, do drugs, or talk about their sex lives publicly, but why split hairs? The point is, Kerry's got boundaries. And if that boundary lies somewhere between posing naked and simulated sex on some perv's lap, who are we to quibble?

Kerry Katona and Family Held Captive by Gang Wielding Weapons

Whit Honea — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 14:53:00 GMT

Kerry Katona, singer, her husband, Mark Croft, and their baby, Heidi, were held prisoner in their own home by three masked burglars. The men were armed with a sledgehammer, a crowbar and a knife.

Apparently, they locked Kerry and Heidi in a room around midnight while they made Mark take them through the house, which is in Wilmslow, Cheshire in England. After the thieves took what they wanted, including the car, they left the three of them in the room. The family was able to escape, unharmed, shortly after.

Authorities stated that the family was "extremely alarmed." Really? Extremely? It scared me and I'm in California. I don't care if the guys were wielding pieces from the trailer park version of Clue or had bombs strapped to their bellies. Intrusion and the safety of ones family, especially a child, that stuff tends to be alarming. Extremely. Glad they're okay.

Kerry Katona Makes Britney Look Tame (Who The F*** is Kerry Katona?)

BadKitty — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:22:00 GMT

Those Brits. They really have the edge on us with reality tv, and consequently on supplies of F-List celebs making a hash of their lives in public. News of the World brings us the latest sensational story, that of Kerry Katona who was seen by her friend/housekeeper Louise Oortywn sniffing "lines of coke when she was four months gone."

While not the superstar that Britney is, Kerry had some singing success with girl group Atomic Kitten (warning, the site loads playing a bloody awful song.) She had some husbands, a couple of kids, was named Celebrity Mum of the Year, 2002 and 2005, oh and she also enjoyed psycho drug binges with the kids around and even when pregnant. This totally blows away a little head shaving and snatch flashing. It clear that Brit needs to amp up her game. She needs to do it for her fame, but more importantly for the good old US of A. We can't get beat by these British bitches!

Naturally Kerry has a tragic past. She lost her own mum when she was young, was brought up by foster parents and went to several schools. Demonstrating surprising savvy, or at the behest of a canny business manager, she capitalized on this with a "deeply personal" book Kerry, Too Much, Too Young. On the cover she's a winsome brunette, proving that a little hair dye and soft focus photography can mask a multitude of sins.

For those of you wondering but too lazy to go to the NoTW story or Kerry's wiki page, the baby she was carrying during the drug binge was born early and small - five pounds. No word yet on what's wrong with it, but if the drug stories are true, you know there's a charity ball/foundation for some fetal alcohol/awful childhood disease in Kerry's future.

Kerry is the latest in Famecrawler's "Who The F*** is" series. Like earlier "honorees" Myleene Klaas and Katie Price, Kerry was on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, which is clearly a bigger deal in the UK than here. Kerry even won Season 3! And the similarities keep on coming. Guess who was also named Celebrity Mum of the Year 2007, beating out notables like Kate Moss, Jade Goody (probably our next Who The F*** ?) and That Dirty Whore Heather Mills. Drum roll...Jordan, aka Katie Price!

With all of this meta-connectivity, you know Kevin Bacon is just around the corner.

Photo credit: News of the World

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