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Heath Ledger's Death: Mary-Kate Olsen Asks for Immunity, Releases Statement

Whit Honea — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:08:00 GMT

Mary-Kate Olsen had allegedly asked for immunity from prosecution prior to her cooperating with a federal investigation regarding the death of Heath Ledger.

According to a law enforcement source as reported by People, she was the last person that authorities wished to interview. It is believed that investigators chose not to subpoena Olsen for questioning.

That was the way things stood until this afternoon when Mary-Kate's attorney issued a statement as follows:

"Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger's home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained them. Regarding the Government's investigation, at Ms. Olsen's request, we have provided the Government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger's death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed. We don't know the source of the information being quoted in the media regarding the Government's inquiry, but these descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate."

So what does this mean? I have no idea, but I'm sure we haven't heard the end of it.

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Kathleen Turner to Nicolas Cage: I'm Sorry, You Big Crybaby

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:50:00 GMT

I wish these two would just sleep together already and get it over with. In the latest chapter in the 'Chihuahua-Stealing Nicolas Cage vs. Lying Kathleen Turner' saga, Turner apologized to Cage. Well sort of. During an interview, Matt Lauer asked the actress about the feud and Turner cleverly replied:

"I guess what I can say is I'm truly sorry if I caused distress or harm, because one thing is for sure - I never, ever intended to do that. This is what I remember, these are my thoughts and (they were) certainly not intended to damage anyone else."

Note that Turner apologizes but doesn't issue a retraction as Cage's lawyer requested. Something tells me this isn't over. Hug it out, you two.

Nicolas Cage: I Didn't Steal No Stinkin' Chihuahua

Nicolas Cage is a Chihuahua Thief

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Nicolas Cage to Kathleen Turner: I'm Taking Your Ass To Court

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Nicolas Cage wants to make one thing perfectly clear: He ain't no pathetic pooch pincher. Cage is suing Kathleen Turner for writing in her new autobiography Send Yourself Roses that the actor was arrested for two DUIs and once stole a chihuahua.

Cage's attorney, who began libel proceedings against Turner on Friday in London's high court, says "If he doesn't get a retraction he intends to go full speed ahead with litigation in the U.S."

In other words, "Take it back, b*tch!"

Nicolas Cage is a Chihuahua Thief

[photo: Usmagazine.com]

Britney Spears Misses Court Date, is Total Idiot

Whit Honea — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:21:00 GMT

Britney Spears. Idiot. I just want to spank her, and not in a I'll like it sort of way, but in a what a stupid, stupid bitch sort way.

Britney stated that she would be in court this morning in an effort to regain some visitation rights, namely overnight, with the boys. She didn't show. Her lawyer did. I wonder how long this attorney will put up with her shit.

Well, at least we know what kid she actually loves.

Photos: The Superficial