FameCrawler : babies born

Meanwhile, Back at the Vanity Fair...

Whit Honea — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:08:00 GMT

I thought it was a circus today, but apparently it's the fair that is in town. It's basically the same thing, but with more sheep than elephants- also, a lot of kids in jean jackets. The best part about the fair? Still pregnant Angelina Jolie is on the cover.

Hello, nurse!

BTW, it's the July cover. We're two days away from June. I've never understood that. Tune in next week when we bring you the Christmas version.

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BROKEN NEWS: Angelina Jolie, Do We Have Babies or What?

Whit Honea — Fri, 30 May 2008 17:45:00 GMT

Hey, is this another one of Angelina Jolie's "jokes?" She's a funny one. Hell, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if the Jack Black thing was a set up, too (his mouth, not his baby- or his yak).

There is so much confusion and conflict in France right now I'm afraid they might try to surrender. It's okay, France.

People, the magazine not the masses, is either adding fuel to the fire or putting it out- depending on your beliefs and your appreciation of Fiddy.

First, it was announced that the twins had arrived. They were even named. The latest is that "Angelina has not given birth. She is fine (hellz yeah!), enjoying her home and her family in France." This according to a rep for Jolie, which as we all know doesn't really mean a damn thing.

So do we have babies or baby or a bunch of nothing in the middle of my Friday?

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Angelina Jolie is a Big, Fat Liar!!

Whit Honea — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:59:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie announced earlier, with some help from Dustin Hoffman that her due date for the twins is August 19th. LIES! PANTS! FIRE! RUN!

It turns out, and this is according to Perez Hilton so take it how you will, that Jolie told French TV that she was just kidding about the due date and that she will actually be giving birth to the twins in a couple of weeks.

Boy, did she fool us!

BTW, is Jack Black having more fun than France allows?

Oh, and this guy was there, too:

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