FameCrawler : babydaddy

Who Took A Paternity Test?

HerBadMother — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:39:00 GMT

Somebody refuses to believe that they're the daddy until the DNA says so...

Michael Lohan has taken a DNA test to confirm whether or not he fathered a lovechild with Kristi Kaufmann, a woman with whom he had an affair while married to Dina Lohan. The results will come in in a couple of weeks and will confirm whether or not he is the father of a 13-year-old girl named Ashley.

For Ashley's sake, I sincerely hope not. How much do you want to bet that Michael already has his people working on a reality show pitch for Living Lohan Illegitimately?

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Spying on the Neighbors: 4-01-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:24:00 GMT

I can't believe they fell for the rickroll! Ha, I love April Fools!

Jay Mohr and the ex (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Naomi Watts and Liev Schrieber with "Sasha" (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Skycaps don't like Tom Brady (ASL)

Jamie Lynn Spears' racist hoodie (Gossip Girls)

Britney Spears is getting healthy (fametastic)

Martha Stewart Slobbers On Halle's Babydaddy

HerBadMother — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:59:00 GMT

There's no question that Gabriel Aubry - the comely fellow who impregnated Halle Berry - is hot. He's a bit overtly metrosexual for my tastes, but still, the general hotness is undeniable. That said, I was a little skeeved by the image of Martha Stewart ogling his rear end in the new Macy's commercial.

Not as skeeved as I was by Mariah Carey prancing about pretending to be a perfume girl, or Donald Trump being Donald Trump, but nonetheless skeeved. I mean, Martha Stewart is about as asexual as they come, and Aubry, although hot, is more hot in the manner of a particularly well-sculpted Macy's mannequin than he is in the manner of anything red-blooded. So, it's like a cyborg ogling a giant Ken doll.

*Shudder*

Check it out, if you dare:

Check the Mariah version - in which Martha grooves, or tries to, to Carlos Santana - again, if you dare:

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Spying on the Neighbors: 3-25-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:08:00 GMT

I spy something... orange.

Nicole Richie to make costume jewelry. Why not? (Celebrity Moms)

Beckhams back in the U.K. (Just Jared)

What's the deal with Kate Moss? (Jezebel)

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon and her twins (Babyrazzi)

Bale is Batman (Hunky Blog)

Pregnant Minnie Driver has a date (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Teri Hatcher and her divorce fears (Expo Say)

How Far Will Jennifer Aniston Go To Get A Baby?

HerBadMother — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:33:00 GMT

Jennifer Aniston must be going insane, hearing all these stories about Jamie Lynn Spears and Pamela Anderson and Nicole Kidman and whoever else is about to pop out of the Guess-Who's-Pregnant box. If the teens and the inflatable soft-porn queens and the skinny Australians can all find men to knock them up, why can't she? What do they have that she doesn't have, that gives them such fruitful access to sperm?

Whatever the case, although Jen seems to have decided that sperm might be easier to find than eligible and appropriate bachelors, her friends have been doing everything they can to lend a hand in the Find Jen A Man campaign. A friend of the star’s told OK magazine recently that her celebrity friends are keen to help Jennifer find true love in 2008: “We all love Jen so much. She has so much to offer a man and she would make such a good partner, if only we could find her the perfect guy.”

Well, there's their problem: if they're looking for perfect, they're setting their standards too high. If Jen would just be willing to settle for, say, a nineteen year old horndog like Jamie Lynn's babydaddy, or a porn-peddler like Pammie's Rick Solomon, she'd have no trouble. There are tons of horny, creepy, sub-standard guys out there who'd take a sex holiday with a celebrity in a minute - just ask Britney Spears. And from there, getting pregnant (and getting a starring role on some sex tapes) is pretty much a no-brainer.

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Jennifer Aniston Going To Have A Baby

HerBadMother — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 20:55:00 GMT

Just as soon as she finds the right sperm donor, that is - something (someone) that she is actively looking for.

A source close to the actress said: "With her biological clock now ticking urgently, Jen's weighing up the relative qualities of all her make friends to soon make the decision which of them is her best bet as a sperm donor.

"Looks, intelligence and personality are all in the equation because she wants beautiful, bright children to make her life complete. Once she's reached a decision, she'll pop the question to a surprised bachelor, explaining she doesn't want marriage - just babies!" The source added: "While Jen may have soured on marriage after her divorce from Brad Pitt, she's still desperate to start a family. She has a beautiful mansion complete with nursery all fitted out, millions in the bank and a select band of eligible guys, one of whom she'll soon pick to be a daddy."

Apparently Jason Lewis doesn't stack up in the sperm department. So, you mens out there - any takers?

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Soulja Boy Cranking Out Soulja Baby?

Whit Honea — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:59:00 GMT

Teenage hip-hop phenom Soulja Boy, aka DeAndre Cortez Way sure knows how to crank it.

The star has allegedly impregnated a 19-year-old woman who lives in Atlanta. The woman claims that she and Soulja Boy were dating for much of 2007, but that he is refusing to speak to her now that she is pregnant:

"I'm not just some groupie looking for a payday, me [Soulja Boy] and have history.

"But ever since I told him that I [am/might be] pregnant, he stopped returning my calls and texts... If I don't hear from him soon, I'm going to have to get a lawyer."

Yes, lawyers are also not interested in a payday (unless it's the peanut bar, lawyers love candied peanuts).

In case you still don't know how to crank it:

Source/Photo: HollyScoop

Jennifer Aniston Bares Belly - And Nary A Bump To Be Seen

HerBadMother — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:32:00 GMT

So, if there were any doubt remaining, these pictures should put them to rest: Jennifer Aniston does not look the slightest bit pregnant.

Even if she were really early on, there'd at least be some swelling of the boobies and a little more roundness to the belly, no? And if she were pregnant, I doubt that she'd be out and about in a skimpy bikini. Paparazzi, you know. Always on the lookout.

Anyway, the pictures are a bit blurry, but still - she looks pretty slim and taut. I'm not saying that there's no way she's pregnant, but at this point I wouldn't bet on it.

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Spears. Dirt. Baby. Dirt. Paris. Yes, More Dirt: A Video Prediction for 2008

Whit Honea — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 17:59:00 GMT

This guy at Celebrity Dirt is pretty funny. He spent too much on his outfit, but still pretty funny.

Here are his video predictions for 2008.

SPOILER ALERT: Jamie-Lynn's Babydaddy revealed!

Source: Celebrity Dirt

Engaging Jessica Alba: The Naked Truth

Whit Honea — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:54:00 GMT

It looks like Cash Warren is going to make an honest woman out of Jessica Alba after all. The couple were spotted over the holiday and Alba was sporting a rock on her finger slightly bigger than her baby bump. It would appear that Jessica has accepted his offer of matrimony.

According to People magazine the engagement is a done deal: "I can confirm that they are engaged," said publicist Brad Cafarelli.

So now Jessica will be married, expecting, and not naked. 2 out of three ain't bad. I guess.

Photo: Maxim

Is Lil' Romeo Jamie Lynn's Babydaddy?

Whit Honea — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:28:00 GMT

Is Lil' Romeo the daddy of Jamie Lynn Spears' baby? According to The New York Daily News the two have been dating. Longer than 12 weeks?

Stay tuned for Lil' Spears Watch 2007 (it probably won't last into 2008).

Source/Photo: dlisted

Jamie Lynn Spears and Baby-Daddy Casey Split

HerBadMother — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Just when you thought that it couldn't get any worse: Jamie Lynn Spears, knocked up at age sixteen, has split up with boyfriend and baby-daddy Casey Aldridge and is said to be planning to raise the baby as a single mom.

According to Life & Style magazine:

“Jamie Lynn and Casey are NOT together. They’ve broken up numerous times, but he was her first and she kept taking him back,” says the insider.

“They’re not dating now. He’s really got nothing to offer this baby. He’s a kid himself. They have no plans to get married.”

“At this point, Jamie Lynn has asked her mom — and not Casey — to be in the delivery room with her.”

A rep for Jamie Lynn was not immediately available for comment.

Not exactly a shocker that a relationship between a pregnant sixteen year old and her nineteen year old horndog boyfriend would maybe not be, you know, forever, but still: this story just keeps getting sadder and sadderer.

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Pregnant Julianna Margulies Gets Married

Whit Honea — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 22:57:00 GMT

Julianna Margulies, who is 7 months pregnant, got married to Keith Lieberthal in Lenox, Massachusetts last weekend. It was a small ceremony. Shotguns were not involved.

A white dress, eh?

Source/Photo: People

Naomi Watts Wears Maternity Clothes in Reverse

Whit Honea — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 16:41:00 GMT

Aussie Bub Blog has caught Naomi Watts, seen here with baby daddy Liev Schreiber and new son Alexander, being, well, practical. Seems the Australian that went up and hill and came down a mountain, is visiting some old friends from the closet as she begins her descent. Why not get your money's worth on the maternity clothes? They ain't cheap.

Liev wore that shirt the whole time. The thing has paid for itself tenfold.

Photo: Aussie Bub Blog

Myleene Klass Gives Birth

Whit Honea — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 17:16:00 GMT

Hello! magazine is reporting that the globe-trotting singer and show presenter, Myleene Klass, has given birth to a 5lb 9oz baby girl named Ava.

"Myleene had a problem-free labor, and mother and baby are doing well," said her spokesman. "She and Graham are ecstatic."

Klass had just finished co-hosting The One Show on BBC. According to her spokesperson, she "felt a bit weird on the way home. She went to the hospital to get checked and they told her she was in labor. Her stint on the show is obviously over."

Her stint on the show may be over, but the real entertainment has only begun.

Congratulations to Klass, Ava and babydaddy, Graham Quinn.

K-Fed Has New Girlfriend, Commence Baby Watch

Whit Honea — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:15:00 GMT

Seriously.

Kevin Federline, seen here pouring some "juice" into the holy grail for douche bags, has got to be the biggest idiot to ever grace these pages. That's saying a lot.

Somehow K-Fed has managed to get a new girlfriend, and even more impressive, she's not pregnant yet.

Liz Hernandez, a pretty DJ that sounds like radio but looks like TV (wink, wink), is now the "lucky" lady in this Romeo's life. According to friends, K-Fed is always going on about how smart she is. No shit. He hasn't exactly been shagging his way through Mensa. My dog is smart too, but you don't see me taking it behind the middle school and trying to get it pregnant.

I'll give this a week. If she's not knocked-up by then, then his name ain't Federline.

Keri Russell: Back to the Comfort Zone

Whit Honea — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 22:02:00 GMT

The change was too much. Too soon. Keri Russell had to pull out the lucky outfit and get back in the proverbial comfort zone. I hear ya, sister, I've been wearing the same shorts for like a week.

Also of note, the sling is nowhere to be seen, but River Russell Deary is. Finally, a peak at the face! What up, River?

Keri Russell Changes Clothes, Lets Shane Hold Baby

Whit Honea — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:04:00 GMT

Keri Russell let go of her baby! The anti-Klum hasn't removed her hands from her son, River Russell Deary, since the day we first met him. She also hadn't changed her clothes. It's a day of change for Keri.

BabyDaddy, Shane Deary, gets a chance at the sling ((P-Sling New York, Avant Wave in Blue, $350).

Now if only Shane would change his clothes, we would have the trifecta.

Colin and James Farrell Do Not Like You

Whit Honea — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Colin Farrell and his son, James, just flew back to L.A. from a trip to Vegas. Boy, are their arms tired.

I may have gone too easy on Colin in the last post. Apparently he hasn't swallowed all of his anger, as evident by the rest of the photos at Just Jared.

The guy doesn't want us looking at him. I get it. My eyes are now closed. I caub't wee anuthng Colim.

Dads Gone Mild: Colin Farrell Edition

Whit Honea — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:29:00 GMT

Colin Farrell used to have lots of hobbies, among them being stalked by women, suing women, and making sex tapes with women. He also enjoyed the occasional bender, recreational drugs, long walks on the beach and fighting.

That was, mostly, before he became a full-time babydaddy. Now, he spends time with his son James, seen above entering a hospital (James was fine). He also does work to promote The Special Olympics. Basically, he's turned a new leaf, and it's not a fig.

It's amazing, the influence of a child, don't you think?

Nicole Richie Buys Baby Books, Will Learn to Read

Whit Honea — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:07:00 GMT

In Touch Weekly is reporting that Nicole Richie (pictured in a simpler and more peaceful time with Paris Hilton) and boyfriend, potential baby-daddy, Joel Madden, have been spotted buying baby books at a Barnes and Noble. They also state that Nicole has apparently given up alcohol and refuses to let friends smoke around her.

Looks like she'll have to come clean soon. Joel, however, will remain filthy dirty.

K-Fed Lets Me Down 40 Minutes After Putting Faith in Him. His Best Time Yet.

Whit Honea — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:46:00 GMT

Kevin Federline, man, you're killing me. I just got done saying how you were, relatively speaking, the only hope your kids (the ones with Britney, not Shar) had left to lead a normal life, and there you go, throwing it right in my face.

Star is reporting that you are currently staying in some dump in Miami and showing up at bars by yourself at 4 in the morning to enjoy ten rums with juice. I seemed to have missed that lecture in Parenting 101.

For the record, I never claimed you weren't an idiot, just maybe a lesser one. Boy, is my face red.