FameCrawler : bacon

Celebrity Toys: That's Some Pig

Whit Honea — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 17:03:00 GMT

Do you know this lovely young swine? Of course you do. Why, it's Olivia something something or other. She's a classic.

Guess what famous toddler is going to be loving her and hugging her and saving her from the horrors of becoming toy bacon.

Visit Droolicious for you answer.

Not Uggs, Not Better

Whit Honea — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:27:00 GMT

Seriously, are these supposed to be better than Uggs?

These shoes are called Jumping Jacks. Does anyone else wonder what the point is of using faux fur on real suede? That's like putting bacon on a veggie burger.

Guess what celebrity baby feet you can find them on. Okay, now check your guess at Droolicious.

Uggs I & Uggs II

Matthew McConaughey's Pregnant Girlfriend Enjoys a Beer

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:36:00 GMT

Matthew McConaughey may have given up beer, but that doesn't mean his pregnant girlfriend Camila Alves has. Hey, she has a designated driver, why not!

To be fair, we don't know that the beer looking substance in the official beer cup of Dodgers Stadium is actually beer. It could be pee or expired ginger ale. Worse, it could be non-alcoholic beer which is about as useless as decaf coffee or fake bacon (facon?).

I'm not one to judge a woman having a small nip of something as her pregnancy progresses. Hell, we had plenty of nurses suggest that my wife have an occasional glass of wine towards the end of her pregnancies, but none of them mentioned tossing back some brews in the sun at the ol' ballgame. I couldn't even get them to say it was okay for me to do. What's up with that?

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Spying on the Neighbors: 4-15-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 23:23:00 GMT

Did you pay the taxman?

Victoria Beckham saving the pants (Just Jared)

Snoop goes country (Perez Hilton)

Christie Clark welcomes daughter (Babyrazzi)

Nicole Richie back to work (?) (Gossip Girls)

Pamela Anderson and the boys (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Dogs love (Kevin) Bacon (Jezebel)

Spying on the Neighbors: 4-14-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:34:00 GMT

Is that woman wearing a bacon bra?

Amy Winehouse holds baby, does shot (ASL)

Rick Schroder has Faith (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Fred Savage and family CARE (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Heidi Klum: Topless (Scanner)

Campbell Brown and Eli (Celebrity Moms)

Reese, Jake and Deacon (Celebs and Bubs)

Joely Fisher Should Play Wonder Woman

Whit Honea — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:27:00 GMT

Joely Fisher considers herself a superhero. The self-proclaimed "wonder wife" explains, “I am a superhero. I bring home the bacon. I put it in the pan. I change the diapers.” Hey, I know that song.

In fact, if that's all you need to be a superhero I'm a regular Green Lantern. Yes, I'm that bad-ass.

Photo: Celebrity Moms