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A Walk with the Day-Lewis Family

Whit Honea — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 21:47:00 GMT

Daniel Day-Lewis is all sorts of badass. He and his family (sweet boots) were recently spotted in the West Village on their way to lunch.

Guess how dad handled the paparazzi?

That's good times.

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Brad Pitt: Badass

Whit Honea — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:08:00 GMT

That's it. Just 'badass.'

Photo: Jezebel

Madonna's Got A Better Kind Of Birth Control

HerBadMother — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:03:00 GMT

Guy Ritchie looks pretty nervous in this picture. Any guesses why?

If you guessed, "Because Madonna just purchased a giant Purple Penetrator and means to use it," you'd be correct.

Anybody who ever doubted that it's Madonna who wears the ~~strap-on~~ pants in that family should now just accept the truth: Guy Ritchie is Madonna's bitch. I'm willing to bet that if she could impregnate him with that thing, she would. But that would get in the way of saving the world through untrammeled adoption, so maybe not. Still, she probably grabs him with those man-hands of hers and makes him call her Daddy. Messed up? Sure. But is it any more messed up than humping Vanilla Ice? I thought not.

(photo credit - JustJared)

Harper and Dern, Americans in Paris

Whit Honea — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Ben Harper, Laura Dern, and daughter Jaya, took a family holiday in Paris.

I don't have much to say here, Laura Dern seems nice enough, the kid looks cute, Paris is a beautiful city, and Ben Harper is a bad-ass. What else do you need?

Photo Source: Celebs and Bubs

Christian Bale and His Batgirl at Disneyland

Whit Honea — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 19:05:00 GMT

Christian Bale, badass and actor, was seen here at The Happiest Place on Earth, Disneyland, with his daughter (whose name has never been released, how did he pull that one off?).

I'm not real sure when this photo was taken, seeing as how Bale is supposed to be filming the new Batman movie right now, but I guess even superheroes get a day off.

I just love Batman and Disneyland, what can I say. Plus, as pointed out by my wife on numerous occasions, he's hot. What's not to post?