FameCrawler : balls

Spying on the Neighbors: 1-21-09

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:04:00 GMT

Man, I could have danced all night.

Where is Lil' Wayne? (TMZ)

Alyson "Vitamin C" Hannigan (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Brad Pitt sneaks a nip (Scanner)

No Doubt tour? (Perez Hilton)

Tom and Katie in the UK (Gossip Girls)

Hugh in Canada (Just Jared)

Pharrell Made Madonna Spit Snot...Or Something

Karen — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:33:00 GMT

Big baby Madonna wasn't 'getting it' when Hard Candy producer Pharrell Williams told her to sing in a certain rhythm so she lost her shit and bawled. Heh. I wonder what she does when Lourdes doesn't bring her morning seaweed coolie with sprouts?

"Pharrell made me cry. You know when you get angry with someone and you're spitting snot. I was in a sensitive mood in the studio and I didn't understand the rhythm he wanted me to sing in, and he was giving me a hard time. I was taken back by how he was talking to me."

Rather than walk away, the pair decided to clear the air, and patch things up - and they are now firm friends.

She adds, "We went upstairs and I said, 'You can't talk to me like that,' and burst into tears. And he said, 'Oh my God, Madonna has a heart.' We had it out and now I love him and we make great music together."

Wow. I didn't even know she still had tear ducts. I wonder if her tears are silicone or soylent green.

Brad and Angelina Argue Over Baby Names

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 May 2008 20:20:00 GMT

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not seeing eye to eye on something that is pretty important. Baby names.

Apparently Angie wants to name the babies Castor and Pollox which I'm told are the twins from her birth sign, Gemini.

Brad, always thinking, doesn't want a name that rhymes with a curse word, that being pastor.

Oh, wait, this just in, bollocks. The curse word is bollocks, which is English for bollocks. It means what you think it means.

I'm going to have to side with Brad on this one. The press would have a field day if one of their kids sounded like balls. In the meantime, I think I know where Brad can find two other twins to bounce some names off (obligatory boob joke).

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Beckhams To Buy Neverland Ranch

HerBadMother — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:06:00 GMT

Well, now. This is creepy: Michael Jackson has reportedly offered to sell David and Victoria Beckham his Neverland Ranch.

Apparently, he's asked them for ten million dollars for it, which seems a bit much for the pervy playground of a suspected pedophile, but price is the least of the issues here. Why would anyone - let alone anyone with a family of young boys - want to live on a property that was a kiddy perv trap? THE MIND BOGGLES.

File this one under Rumors That I Very Much Hope Are Untrue Because I'd Like To Keep My Dinner Down.

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David Beckham Kicks His Balls Down Sesame Street

HerBadMother — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:32:00 GMT

This? Is AWESOME news.

David Beckham is going to make an appearance on Sesame Street. WITH ELMO. Which, you know, is just so perfect that I can hardly stand it.

Apparently, he's going on the show to teach Elmo a new word. Any guesses on what that word will be?

My votes are for tractor and exhaust pipe.

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Lourdes Looks Like A Young Angelina Jolie?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:07:00 GMT

People are divided on who, exactly, 11-year-old Lourdes Ciccone looks like - her mother Madonna or her father Carlos Leon? Now, according to some, there seems to be a noticable resemblance between Lourdes and a young, 16-year-old Angelina Jolie. What do you think?

Pic after the jump

Piercing eyes and pouting lips - I see a slight glimmer of "alikeness" in Lourdes and the teenage version of Jolie, but personally I see a lot of Madonna in her daughter, however I think the celebrity pre-teen looks the most like her handsome daddy.

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More Lourdes & Her Dad Photos

Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes, was again spotted with her dad Carlos Leon. I love her high-tops!

More pics after the jump

She and her dad were leaving NYC's Kabbalah Center after Saturday's service. Madonna was seen leaving shortly after they did.

Such a nice looking father and daughter.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:10:00 GMT

Is daughter Lourdes taking up Kabbalah like mama Madonna?

Couple more pics after the jump!

The mother-daughter duo were spotted arriving at New York City's Kabbalah Center with Madonna's friend Debbie Mazur on Friday.

I guess it's Kabbalah for Lourdes too!

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Lourdes & Her Good Looking Daddy

Sassy Smith — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:07:00 GMT

Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes spent some time with her father, Carlos Leon, 41.

More photos after the jump!

The father-daughter duo were spotted walking through New York City's Upper West Side earlier this week.

Good looking pair!

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Mommy Can You Wear Normal Clothes Please?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:05:00 GMT

Do you often embarrass your child with your choice of attire? Well, Madonna is just like us (sorta?) and does that very thing - embarrasses her kid. Daughter Lourdes sometimes doesn't like mom's clothing!

Madge sometimes wears comfort clothes - such as workout suits, sweats, and trackpants, but her 11-year-old Lourdes, often tells her that these clothes embarrass her. The pop icon says that she's aware that she dresses in a way that makes Lourdes uncomfortable, saying that she will ask if Madonna could "use normal clothes," but Mama Madonna won't change her style and be more "traditional" for her child.

Come on, Madonna is a normal mom right? I mean she vacuums in high heeled ~~streetwalker~~ boots - and that's how most of us do our housework. As a matter of fact, I've got my thigh-highs on right now as I'm writing this and then I'm going to get up and scrub the toilet. Who said being a SAHM isn't glamorous?

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Madonna Selling Out Her Own Daughter?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:13:00 GMT

Is Madonna selling out her own child? I think she just might be - unknowingly.

Madonna has an 11-year-old daughter - Lourdes. And not too long ago, several website bloggers poked fun of Lourdes and her "evident facial hair." Perez Hilton was one of them, being particularly cruel, and at least one of his posts was taken down - although no one is sure why. So it seems interesting that Madge would send Perez a personal video message, I guess trying to say relevant, and, oh to make sure there's lots of publicity for her new album Hard Candy - nevermind the fact that your child was the butt of cruel remarks by Perez himself. Hey celebrities are fair game, their kids are not. Before you get all up in my grill, I've never made fun of any celeb kids - I did say once that Celine Dion's son has long hair, so long that it makes him look like a girl. My youngest son has super long hair and he too, can be mistaken for a girl sometimes. That wasn't mean - just a reality. I digress....

There is still at least one post about Lourdes on Perez and it's captioned, "If You Are Easily Offended," and after you click the link, it shows an airbrushed photo of Lourdes with hair removed from her upper lip and between her brows, saying, "If she celebrated Christmas, our gift to Madonna's gorgeous daughter, Lourdes, would be a visit to the waxer. Here's what she'd look like without the unibrow and lip hair!" Slip in the "gorgeous" part before you insult her, nice. Uh, she's 11 - a child - and most children don't go get "waxed." Perhaps Perez doesn't know that since he's not a parent - he just has a dog.

To be fair to Madonna, I doubt she reads Perez (although his inflated ego probably thinks she does), so she most likely doesn't know he insulted her kid. However, doesn't the Material Girl have people? People that would know that? Or maybe she doesn't care? She seems like a protective mama bear, so why kiss up to some blogger who said your kid is hairy and needs major hair removal?

Madonna reportedly fired a groundskeeper for invading her daughter's room, "Madonna once terminated one of her house groundskeepers immediately after she found out that he allowed someone to take photos of Lourdes' room."

I'm guessing if Madonna actually knew what Perez wrote about Lourdes, she wouldn't have made a video to him personally, full of sexual innuendo, with the talk of getting down on all fours and balls. She instead, might have made a video that said, "F**k you Perez." Now that would be enjoyable.

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Madonna's Message To Perez

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Madonna Records Video: Loves Doggie Style, Perez Hilton and Double Entendres

Whit Honea — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:10:00 GMT

I know, Madonna has every right to explore and exploit her sexuality. I've got no problem with that. Of course, I've been over anything she had to offer for the better part of a decade, but that's okay. She only has her eyes on one man, and it's not Guy, aka, Cookie Monster.

No, she wants to talk dirty to Perez Hilton. Hey, Madonna, you kiss your kids with that saucy mouth? I'm sure they'll be thrilled to see this video all over the internet.

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I think Miley Cyrus makes a better Madonna video.

Sharon Stone Mans Up

HerBadMother — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:33:00 GMT

This picture of Sharon Stone - doing her very best to redefine female transvestism for the new millenium (Victor/Victoria, anyone?) - raises just one question for me:

Is she a MILF, a DILF, or something else - Pimp Mama? Morris Day? - entirely?

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Balls Work

Whit Honea — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:10:00 GMT

Wrestler Balls Mahoney, which isn't his given name (it's Johnathan Rechner) and his girlfriend welcomed a baby boy on Thanksgiving day. Son Christopher weighed in at 9lbs, or roughly half the size of the turkey needed for a Balls' sized holiday dinner.

I don't know what that means. I just like putting 'Balls" in a sentence.

Didn't I see this guy on "Who Wants to be a Superhero?"

Photo: JSport

Luckily for Fans of David Beckham's Ass, He's Superstitious

Whit Honea — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 16:26:00 GMT

David and Victoria Beckham really want to have another baby. They may just keep trying until they get a girl.

David is trying to ensure they hit the jackpot on their next try. He's following an old wives' tale about one's diet and tightness of pants helping to determine the gender of one's potential offspring. To that end he's taken to wearing tighter pants. Will he become even more renowned for his ballwork?

If this sort of thing floats your boat, make sure you thank an old wife the next time you see one. Tell her to keep up the good work.

I wonder what the diet consists of, sugar and spice and everything nice? That sounds fattening.

Photo: W

David Beckham May Have to Take a Raincheck on the Baby Making

Whit Honea — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 18:17:00 GMT

Sure, soccer is all about balls and footwork, but this is ridiculous. Looks like Becks may be riding the bench both on and off the field.

Don't worry, he'll be back to his other ride soon enough.

Photo: Gossip Girls

Faith Hill Explains Groping Etiquette to Thousands

Whit Honea — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:12:00 GMT

Pretty Faith Hill, in all of her unairbrushed glory, was not happy when a fan grabbed her husband's baby making equipment. Apparently a person in the audience handled Tim McGraw's stuff, and Faith addressed him/her over the microphone:

“Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don’t go grabbin’ somebody else’s, somebody’s husband’s balls, you understand me? That’s very disrespectful.”

Of course this opens up all kinds of questions concerning just whose balls you can grab.

Just Jared has a video of Faith setting the fan straight.

BTW, while watching the video I couldn't help but notice the noise that the band was making. Is that what their music sounds like? I want my money back and I wasn't even there.