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Britney and Kevin: Custody Battle is Over!

Karen — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:15:00 GMT

Britney has ended her battle against Kevin Federline in trying to re-gain custody of her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Kaplan told press, "At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner."

Kaplan adds, "Kevin is ecstatic and the boys are thriving."

It's unknown at this time if Britney decided she wasn't ready to have the boys back, but this is probably what's best for the kids while Mom continues to heal.

Denise Richards House Is For Sale-Neighbors Ecstatic

trix — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Denise Richards' neighbors want her out. Where will she and her girls go?

Denise Richards is going to have to move if she wants to keep filming her show, Denise Richards: It's Complicated. Her neighbors have launched a protest that her show is disrupting the neighborhood stating that it's a gated community not a zoo.

Maybe they have seen the show and want her to stop filming because they hate it. Whatever the reason, we should see her house hunting here in the not to distant future. Is it going to take her as long to find a house as it took her to hire an assistant?

To all of you who are outraged by the amount of dogs that she has, she has 14, well we can all relax because she has received a warning letter saying that she can only have 3 dogs or she has to get a kennel license.
Do you think she'll get a lawyer for that too?

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Denise Richards Won't Discuss Weight With Daughters

Sassy Smith — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:03:00 GMT

Denise Richards is on the cover of Shape's May issue and she discusses body image and how it pertains to her two young daughters.

Richards says, "They'll never hear me say, 'Mommy's feeling fat today.' That kind of attitude just makes young girls grow up to be dissatisfied with their bodies."

Denise said that being fit comes with her job and she hopes that her healthy attitude towards eating and being fit will stick with her girls as they grow up.

"Working out is part of my life, not just an I-have-to-get-ready-for-a-photo-shoot thing. I exercise almost every day. The girls usually play in the workout room with me, so they're learning by example."

The actress wants Sam and Lola to feel good about themselves, and it's that positive attitude that she inherited from her mom Joni, who passed away recently. She said, "Even at the end, when things were really dire for my mother, she was never negative. There was an inner strength about her."

You know, I've rarely written anything favorable about Denise (I still don't like the fact that she puts her girls on a reality show) but I do have to give her credit for giving her girls a positive attitude about body and self image. It's hard parenting little girls in this day and age because we are all bombarded with unrealistic images on magazines and TV etc, and it's sometimes a tough battle showing girls it's okay to not to be a size zero and still be fit in mind and body. I believe Denise is on the right track about this! Now if she'd stop exploiting them on television, then I'd be even more impressed.

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Denise Richards Is An Obnoxious Mother

Charlie Sheen Is The Best Parent

Denise Richards Is An Obnoxious Mother

Sassy Smith — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:01:00 GMT

I don't know Denise Richards personally, but seriously, the more I hear about her, the more I think she gives off a certain vibe: OBNOXIOUS.

For her daughter Sam's fourth birthday party, she decided on a "spa day." The kid is four - how about barbies or magic or one of those jumping things? Nope, let's send the preschoolers to a spa. If her daughter was turning 13, that might be a more age appropriate idea, but, I think there's more to it than just trying to be a bit "showy."

From the Star:

“There was a sign on the front door that said ‘Sammi’s Spa,’” a source tells Star. “And waiting there were tiny bathrobes monogrammed with each kid’s name,” the source notes. All the girls got their nails painted and their hair done, while the boy’s hair was styled into Mohawks.

Oh let's note that this was all filmed for Richards' reality TV show, so I'm quite certain the sheesheepoopoo spa day wasn't about the four year olds, more likely a publicity stunt to make Denise look like a super fantastic awesome mom who knows how to throw a party! Sorry, but I think it makes her look like a douche - she and Charlie are tied now.

Denise and Charlie had battled it out in court - whether or not the reality show would be a reality - and she won. Richards claimed that her girls wanted to be on TV and they love to dress up and get their hair done. Um, sure little girls love to do that stuff but uh, they can do that without being paraded around on TV. They're 2 and 4, so yes, they probably know what's best for themselves and being exploited on television is the way to go.

Denise recently had her name changed to get rid of her married name "Sheen" and had her "Charlie" tattoo changed into a fairy. Fine, you're divorced, so I don't blame her for changing her name or getting rid of the tattoo, but it's almost as if she's wanting to rid Charlie from her life forever. Good luck with that - Charlie is the father of your babies, so I doubt he's going away anytime soon.

I'm sure her show will be a hit and make her look like the fantastic mother she is. You know, I wonder why these two got divorced? They seem to be made for each other.

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Charlie Sheen Is The Best Parent

Charlie Sheen Had Sex With Ashley Dupre?

Denise Richards Turns Charlie Sheen Into a Fairy

Karen — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:32:00 GMT

In another twist of the public battle between Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen, Richards has filmed a segment of her new reality television show that has Charlie Sheen looking, well, like a fairy.

In an effort to erase Sheen from her life, People reported "On Friday, Richards, 37, formally requested a family court to legally restore her maiden name from “Denise Sheen.” Over the weekend, she also visited a tattoo parlor where she had her “Charlie” tattoo changed into a fairy — in front of cameras for her show, her rep confirms."

I hate to break it to you Denise, but he is the father of your kids, and that is forever.

Family Feud Over Heath Ledger's Will

Karen — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:00:00 GMT

Two of Heath Ledger's Uncles turned on Williams' father in an effort to warn Michelle Williams that her and Matilda might get nothing from Heath Ledger's estate.

Despite reports that Heath Ledger's estate is worth around $145,000, the uncles insist it will be worth over $20 million once the earnings from Batman are calculated.

Sydney's Daily Telegraph newspaper reports today that Ledger's uncles Mike and Haydn have accused Ledger's father, Kim, of mismanaging their grandfather's estate to the tune of $2.5 million. and they think Williams should hire a lawyer to protect what ought to be rightfully hers and Matilda's.

The will in question was written 3 years before Matilda was born.

The uncles estimated Ledger's estate would be worth $20 million after his earnings from the latest Batman movie were calculated.

Mr Williams yesterday declined to comment about the warning, but said he was astonished to learn that Ledger, who died from a drug overdose in his New York apartment in January, had even made a will.

"It doesn't make any sense because Heath professed his love for Matilda so many times," he said.

"It doesn't make sense that he would not leave anything for his daughter.

"He just wasn't that type of person."

Mike Ledger, one of the uncles, said he spoke out about his conversations with Mr Williams.

"We spoke to Larry about Kim and his ability to manage Matilda's assets," he said.

" We told Larry it would be worthwhile for him to have a lawyer look into the issues.

"At the end of the day, the will can always be contested."

"Kim was in position of guardianship and we had to take him to court to take that off him because $2 million went missing," he said.

"He was in a position of trust. He never had the right intentions for the family.

"We tried to regain the money to look after Dad's sisters who were quite elderly and were left broke as well."

Britney's Sleazy Paparazzo-Cum-Fiance A Con Artist? NO WAY

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:34:00 GMT

This comes as a terrible shock, I must say: rumor has it that Adnan Ghalib - the paparazzo that Britney Spears hooked up with and is rumored to be marrying - is a con artist.

You know, the guy who sold dirty pictures of Brit to the tabloids, and who is, actually, himself still married? That guy. A con artist: who'da thunk it?

According to the UK’s News of the World, the gentlemanly Adnan has bragged to friends that he had deliberately set out to snare Spears to help himself to her riches. "Ghalib's claims to be in love with Britney appear to be in keeping with his carefully crafted plan to make a fortune out of her," the paper said.

The paper's source says that, all along, "his plan was to get close to a famous girl then get sensational pictures that would make him a mint.

"And he kept mentioning Britney and how she knew his name already."

In calls to friends in the months that followed, Ghalib revealed how his plan was working. "He was very cynical about it."

"Adnan is a smart guy who grew up streetwise in Birmingham and has always known how to make things work.

"What he did with Britney was not take photographs of her.

"Whenever she was vulnerable and the pack were flashing shots of her in a really bad way, Adnan would make a careful show of putting down his camera to help her with bags or into a car.

"Over time she grew to trust him, and all the while he was giving her his card and even sending flowers. He knew not to rush it, and because he was different with his accent and foreign looks, she began to believe he was different from all the rest. But it was all part of his masterplan."

But while telling close family that he only wants the best for Britney and sincerely cares for her, Ghalib has rung old mates from his days as a teenage radical to tell of their sex romps together.

And here all along I thought he was just a sweet old-fashioned British guy who really loved Britney. Oh, the disappointment.

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Britney To Have A Scientology Wedding, Officiated By Tom Cruise

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:06:00 GMT

As if the rumors of Britney's impending marriage to her creepazoid paparazzo ~~con artist~~ boyfriend weren't weird enough on their own, now there's this: the wedding is, apparently, going to be officiated in the Church of Scientology. No word on who, exactly, will perform the ceremony (if it happens) but I'm pulling for Tom Cruise. John Travolta would do, though.

Vows will be spoken in put-on British accents, no doubt. I wonder if the Scientologists have a church in Area 51? That would more or less make the story complete.

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British Britney To Marry Adnan?

Karen — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 21:03:00 GMT

Wow. Either she's messing with the paps or she's on drugs or she's nuts, I just don't know anymore - but check out the video of her speaking in a British accent. Her eyes look messed up and she's pissed off at the world. Weird.

There's also talk of Britney possibly marrying Adnan. Family and lawyers are all thinking that between her erratic behaviour and her sudden trip to Mexico, that she plans to marry Adnan in an attempt to win her children back.

A source says, "Lawyers are now on red alert in case she does get married. Britney is very unpredictable at the moment. But the feeling is that a wedding is very likely."

"Her family have discussed with lawyers what could be done if she does suddenly fly away and tie the knot. They are preparing to argue that she is not in a sound state of mind - that she is strung out on so many prescription drugs that she does not know what she is doing," the source says.

"The trip to Mexico had everybody running scared that she had disappeared to get hitched. For a few hours nobody knew where she was. She had disappeared. And that never ever happens."

Britney and Kevin have a court hearing tomorrow -- we'll see if she shows.

I'd have to say I agree she might marry Adnan just because she's losing it, but I doubt it's to get her kids back.

I guess Adnan better get his divorce papers in order. But when? He's constantly catering to Britney's every whim.

More Details On Britney's Breakdown

Karen — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 21:03:00 GMT

I am really tired of writing about Britney Spears. I'm tired of all the judgment, all the hate, and the stupidity of just how much the paparazzi is in her face. I seriously think I would lose it if I was in her shoes. Unless you really dig for video and pictures like we do, you don't see all the hounding, screaming, swearing and absolute lack of respect these photographers have. I know they are doing their jobs, as we are, but enough already.

Having said that, I'm going to seem hypocritical for posting these "details" from "sources," but here they are.

TMZ reports:

Sources say when the cops showed up, Britney was locked in the master bathroom with Jayden James. Officers saw Britney from the backyard holding Jayden, who did not appear to be upset. Britney refused to come out for nearly three hours. When she did, all she was wearing was panties. Britney was incoherent, screaming at the cops, "What the f*** are you doing in my house? I know who you are." She continued ranting, "I don't need your f***ing help." At one point Britney, whose moods swung wildly from laughter to rage to sobs, hollered, "You will do as I say."

At some point Britney put on a see-through nightgown. Before police took her outside, they wanted to cover her with a sweater, and she screamed, "Don't cover me up. I'm f***ing hot."

Britney's assistant and nanny were present during the standoff. At one point the assistant told the police that Britney had been "popping pills" all day. Her code for medication was "vitamins" and she repeatedly demanded, "Get me my vitamins!" Officers found a bottle of Prozac in her bedroom.

Sam Lutfi arrived and told officers that he and the others around Britney "knew this was coming for a long time," but didn't know how bad it would be.

The assistant also told cops that earlier in the day, Britney showed no concern about attending her deposition and would not heed her warnings to show up on time.

Sam told law enforcement that Britney had been extremely unstable and had recently purchased a house in Malibu on a whim, began moving furniture in and then changed her mind.

As for Jayden James, the reason cops took him to the hospital was because there was a small bruise on his leg. Britney insisted the bruise occurred on Kevin's watch. Police took Jayden to Cedars as a precautionary measure.

We're told police will testify about the insanity at Monday's custody hearing.

And one more thing -- the nanny told cops that Britney would frequently dress up to the nines for no reason. She would walk around the house and change back.

Simon Cowell: "Call Me, Britney!"

Karen — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:33:00 GMT

Simon Cowell has some unsolicited ass-vice for Britney Spears:

"It's never too late," says Cowell, 48, who has shown support for Spears in the past. "I think she's the most searched artist on the Internet at the moment, so she has a head start."

People reports that Cowell has a simple solution to all of Britney's troubles, "I genuinely think that if I sat down with Britney and, No. 1, remind her of all the good things in her life – which are her kids, her money, her success, everything – I'd try to give her a sense of perspective. And then I'd take her out of where she's living at the moment and ask her to go and live with her family – and live normally – for six months."

But wait, there's MORE:

His rationale, he said, is "because if you live normally and do normal things, you'll suddenly find that the paparazzi aren't camped outside your front door every day. Most importantly, just give her a sense of perspective, because it looks to me at the moment that she's out of control and she needs to have someone in her life who she's going to listen to."

Adds Cowell, "She's welcome to call me anytime."

I'm sorry, WHAT? Cowell, no celebrity has been stalked and harrassed as much as Brit-Brit. She can't live a normal life, even if she moves away. The laws have to change -- period.

Photo by: Anthony Harvey / REUTERS / Landov; INF, Credit: People

Britney Furious About More Stolen Photos?

Karen — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:36:00 GMT

OK! Magazine's cover this week has upset Britney. Apparently the photos were part of a private holiday shoot that she had done, and the sleazy photographer, Dani Brubaker, sold them to OK! Magazine.

Britney is alleged to be suing over this latest breach of trust. A cleaner version of the photo after the jump - boy those babies are adorable.

VIDEO: Spears' Family Rep on The Today Show "Tells It Like It Is' Regarding Dr. Phil

Karen — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:26:00 GMT

A rep for the Spears family spoke on The Today Show this morning to dispel rumours about Dr. Phil's involvement with Britney and her family. Dr. Phil's statement was in violation of trust for the family. He was invited by the family to visit Britney in hospital, however, he was not invited to make any public statement regarding the situation. He was never invited to make this part of a public display or part of the media. They were looking for support, not to add to the trouble they are having.

The rep went on to say Jamie and Lynne are constantly rallying together to help Britney, but this trust with Dr. Phil was breached and they were never intending to do the show. They trusted him as a friend and a professional and his public statements have damaged their relationship with their daughter further. They both love their daughter very much and know she needs help - it was highly inappropriate for Dr. Phil to be self-serving in bringing this to the public eye.

The rep added that Britney needs to have security somewhere and in every relationship she has, she is in constant fear of being exploited and Jamie and Lynne love their daughter and never expected Dr. Phil to turn this into something that was self-serving. The rep was brought onto The Today Show to set the record straight.

Meredith Vieira asked the Spears' rep about Lynne and Jamie being villified in the press. The rep replied that what we don't know about the Spears family, every day Jamie goes to work as a chef and asks God to bring him strength - Lynne is similar - every day asking God for support in their lives in dealing with their family situation. She turned the conversation around on herself and said that they were amazing people and they are just trying to help their daughter. The rep went on to say how horrible it is that the public has rallied around the situation and made it into such a public display.

Here's the video as promised (click the link if the embed isn't working):

Kevin Federline Planning To Rescue Britney

Karen — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:03:00 GMT

Kevin Federline's lawyers are concocting a plan to save Britney Spears from her new paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib. It's obvious Adnan does not have Britney's best interests at heart, having gone from celebrity stalker to money grubbing photo selling media whore. And that's putting it lightly. Say it with me folks: Anna Nicole Smith.

"Kevin and his legal team want to get Britney away from him. They are concerned she has completely lost all sense of reality. Dating a photographer who has tailed her for months is like sleeping with the enemy," The Sun quoted a source close to Federline, as saying.

"Kevin's team want him sent home if he hasn't got his papers in order. They also plan to bring Adnan before the court to explain why he took Britney into hiding when she really needed further medical attention. They are concerned that he is not looking out for her best interests and are worried about him being around the kids," added the source.

Did Kelly Ripa Storm Out?

Karen — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:01:00 GMT

The National Enquirer is reporting that Kelly Ripa stormed out on hubby Mark Consuelos and is constantly fighting with him over other women. I can't find any other stories supporting this. They must look too happy all the time -- that's when tabloids start trying to start rumours. It makes me want to puke.

Britney Rattled By Hot Young Thing

Karen — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:02:00 GMT

Last week Britney showed up 12 hours late to shoot her music video, Piece of Me, and now we know the motive behind her finally getting there: she felt threatened by a younger, hotter, sleeker singer. Page Six reports that Jive Records put $500,000 on the line, but had a backup plan to use the set in the event the moving target bailed on them:

"Jive hired Wayne Isham to direct, had all the dancers there - hair, makeup and everything," our source added. "But she refused to come. Jive was really upset. They were already paying everyone overtime, and finally Britney showed up 12 hours late - but only after they told her they were going to give the video shoot to another Jive artist, Samantha Jade."

"They were going to recalibrate it for Samantha, because it was too expensive to just scrap," our source said. "Britney finally showed up when she realized a new, younger, hotter girl would take her slot."

I was curious who Samantha Jade was. Here's her video "Turn Around."

Britney: Everybody Loves A Pregnant Klepto!

HerBadMother — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:33:00 GMT

Britney Spears a kleptomaniac? That, at least, was the story this morning from a Swedish newspaper, which reported that Britney lifted four designer coats from designer Katja Berglund at the Scandinavian Style Mansion party in LA this past weekend. The coats were worth a total five-finger discount of $28,200.

This of course, was too ~~good~~ bad to be true, and sure enough, the newspaper just issued a retraction, stating that the designer has insisted that the coats were a gift. Which, yeah right. I'm betting that 'statement' from the designer came after some well-placed phone calls from Britney's publicists. This is, after all, a girl who has let her dog shit on couture and who - inexplicably - recently tried to make off with some (presumably useless) un-paid-for panties. And tell me that she and baby-daddy JT Rotem don't look like they're shoving merchandise under their fugly hats in that photo above.

She should just be blame it on pregnancy hormones. Oh mah god, y'all! I just can't be THINKIN' with all this sperm cooking up in me! I thought they was MAH coats, y'all! That way, she gets more of our attention (admitting to pregnancy) and our sympathy (poor pregnant Britney, lost and confused.) And she gets to keep the coats, and maybe the panties, too. Win-win for everybody.

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K-Fed Short on Cash

Karen — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 22:04:00 GMT

Kevin Federline went holiday shopping last week at Fry's Electronics and his credit card was declined.

“His credit card was declined,” says a witness. “They tried it twice, then they gave it back to him.”

K-Fed has got a backup plan though: his ex wife Britney Spears. “Kevin has asked the courts for more child support and even spousal support,” says an insider close to him. “He’s asking his lawyers to go for as much as they can.”

Kelly Ripa Isn't Pregnant Again, She Just Had To Hurl

Karen — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:04:00 GMT

Kelly Ripa left the set of Live With Regis and Kelly the other day because she wasn't feeling well. Today she is denying rumors of morning sickness and I'd write more about the situation, but honestly I fell asleep before ending this sent.....

WHO CARES!? It's not like it's Britney!

Well I don't but here's the quotes from the (YAWN) show:

"I've got my own theories, and let me tell you: She's pregnant again!" Philbin joked at the beginning of the program, adding, "I've been through it twice now!"

Ripa, 37, was quick to squash that rumor. "No, no," she said. "That would be nice, though. Wouldn't that be nice?"

Ripa won't be on the air on Thursday, however. Immediately after Tuesday's program, Philbin taped a second show with wife Joy as co-host.

"Tomorrow, Joy will be here, and you won't, and they'll say, 'My God, she really is pregnant!' " Philbin said.

Source: People

Britney's Sex Obsession Turns Off Blackout Model

Karen — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:04:00 GMT

The model Britney Spears posed with for the artwork on Blackout turned her down for sex. Dressed as a priest for the shoot, model John Coulter commented on the racy shoot.

“Those pictures were pretty tame! There were a few other crazy ones. There was definitely chemistry between us.”

“She’s going through a lot, and some of it she does bring on herself.”

A source close to Britney added: “She was flirting with him the whole time! She asked if he had a girlfriend and what sexual position he liked… They did share a few kisses on set, for the camera - and a few that weren’t!”

But when the Gimme More star invited John back to the Four Seasons Hotel with her later that evening, he declined: “He said he didn’t want to get mixed up in it all. She couldn’t believe she was turned down.”

In related news, Star magazine is reporting that Britney has a “Fantasy Room” at her Beverly Hills home that is filled with sex toys, accessories and outfits.

A source told the magazine that the room includes a mirrored ceiling, handcuffs, whips & paddles and various costumes: “She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit.”

Worse yet, Britney's sex-related paraphenalia makes it to the livingroom for the kids to play with: "Star's source also claims the house is a stinky sty — that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney's dog. According to the tab, a "court-appointed watchdog" is set to declare the place a potential "health hazard."

The source added: “Britney is sexually obsessed.”

Atta boy, way to make sure the bloodflow returned to your brain before you joined the parade.

Britney Spears Text Messages Ryan Seacrest To Squash Baby Rumor But More Lies Surface

Karen — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:35:00 GMT

What is it with Ryan Seacrest getting all the Britney attention? Anyway, that nagging rumor about her being pregnant again? False, according to a text message sent from the pop trainwreck to the radio show host this morning. BUT WE AREN'T BUYING BRITNEY'S STORY JUST YET!

From Sam Lufti herself: "It's BS, don't know who made it up. J.R. doesn't even know what's up. It's fake, completely fake. We just wrapped her video, going home to sleep...sorry...we're dodging paps."

And apparently Britney is furious, and planning to sure, says a source, "She's furious at InTouch," a close pal of Britney reveals to OK!, referring to their item that the mother of two is expecting a child from music producer J.R. Rotem. "The story is a complete lie. She does not even see or talk to J.R., and she hasn't had any dealings with him in months."

"She's thinking about suing," explains the pal. "She's so mad. She's worked so hard at being a working mom and resolving legal issues. To have such a messed up lie come out like this now really angers her. She is serious about wanting to sue."

Oh REALLY? Months you say? Funny, here she is with J.R. Rotem SIX WEEKS AGO.

Squash that, Pop Tart.

Britney's New Look

Karen — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears is sporting long blonde hair extensions and puffy lips (again), possibly for her video shooting today for Piece of Me?

The paparazzi was all over her again - video after the jump.

K-Fed and Birkhead: Good Fathers?

Karen — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:03:00 GMT

Details magazine has named Kevin Federline as one of the most influential men of 2007, and alongside Larry Birkhead, listed him as a "Good Father."

While K-Fed certainly is coming out on top over ex-wife Britney Spears as the better parent, I gotta wonder what the hell Details is thinking listing Birkhead alongside the father of 4. Have they not seen the media whore at work? At Kevin knows to stay inside and protect his kids from disaster, although of course we have no idea what goes on behind closed doors.

Federline's career is taking off too, but he wants different roles: “I’d actually like to play somebody other than a bad guy or an ass,” he tells Details.

Britney Spears: If It Walks Like a Waiter and It Talks Like a Waiter

Karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:01:00 GMT

Turns out waiter Michael Marchand, the waiter that the paparazzi couldn't wait to stalk, crucify and probe is really just a waiter.

A friend of Britney Spears tells OK! Magazine:

"Michael Marchand isn't a new one-time fling. He isn't a new boyfriend - He isn't even a friend... And he did not go to Las Vegas with her!"

Britney has been eating at Mirabelle lately along with friend, some say manager, Sam Lutfi. During one of their visits Lutfi left his cell phone on the table and Michael drove to Britney's residence at 'The Summit' to return it.

"Michael was not allowed through the gates," says Britney's friend. "He has never seen Britney outside the restaurant."

Britney Spears Beats Out Victoria Beckham in "Yummiest Mummies,' Jolie on Top

Karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:05:00 GMT

British newspaper The Sun named Angelina Jolie and Myleene Klass as "World's Yummiest Mummies," both getting 20% of the vote.

Actress Katie Holmes took 3rd place. In 4th place was Spice Girl Emma Lee Bunton. BUT GET THIS:

With 10% of the online vote, Britney Spears took 5th place, beating out Victoria Beckham. Those crazy Brits!

Britney also beat out Demi Moore, Jordan, Pamela Anderson, Geri Halliwell but not my dog Ruffy, who was spayed long before she ever became a baby mama, to a stuffed pig, who incidently we named: you guessed it: Britney.