FameCrawler : beard

Sunday Cute Shot - Violet and the Beard

Whit Honea — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:22:00 GMT

They say that beards are the latest trend. I think they've been popular in Hollywood for quite some time.

Violet doesn't seem to mind a little fluff on Daddy's cheeks.

Do you like it?

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Spying on the Neighbors: 9-07-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:14:00 GMT

Oh man, I was ready for some football.

This post has been updated!

Ben Affleck is a beard (Celebs and Bubs)

Madonna dedicates song to the Pope (Perez Hilton)

Miley Cyrus does the VMA (Just Jared)

Xtina, meet Jonas (Gossip Girls)

Alba, out and about (Knocked Up Celebs)

Hands on with Heidi and Seal (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Will Finally Have Sex

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 17 May 2008 16:05:00 GMT

Jake Gyllenhaal can't wait to marry Reese Witherspoon so that they can finally have sex. "This is a very serious relationship," a source close to Reese tells OK! magazine. "But Reese is very conservative and traditional. I'm sure she doesn't want her kids to see her 'living in sin.'"

The celebrity couple is ready to tie the knot and will announce their engagement soon, according to the cover of the latest issue of OK!. It's the one with Fergie's Beach Workout on the cover, so I know these aren't just idle rumors.

"They've been talking marriage for a while," the source says. "They'll be formally engaged any day now. They want to spend the rest of their lives together."

Wait - does this mean Jake's not gay?

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Beckhams Love Tom Cruise While Oprah Watches

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:09:00 GMT

There have been rumors printed (mostly here) that the Beckhams and Cruises were no longer chums. That isn't the case. I know this because Oprah proved it. Oprah is like the Chuck Norris of the heart. She gives and shares and if you don't accept it with a smile she'll roundhouse your ass.

Here is the Beckham moment:

Related Posts:

TomCruise.com is NOT a Porn Site

Katie Holmes Vs. Victoria Beckham: The Poll

Tom Cruise Admits To Oprah That He's A Moron

[via ASL]

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TomCruise.com is NOT a Porn Site

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:29:00 GMT

It finally happened. TomCruise.com is up and running along Gore's green information highway. It was only a matter of time. The surprise is that the site isn't for the popular Tom Cruise marijuana that all the kids are digging (the sick kids, it's medicinal). Nor is it hawking anti-depressants or selling Xenu readiness packages. That's right, folk(s), it's an official Tom Cruise site featuring nothing but everyone's favorite Maverick. Hell, it doesn't even mention his kids or any of his wives. It's all Tom, all the time.

Now that Tom Cruise knows how to work the internet it's only a matter of time before he's reading FameCrawler. Hi, Tom! I was only kidding about you and Beckham turning business time into business time. Look, we're friends, I'll start the link love. Visit TomCruise.com today. It's official!

[via The Superficial]

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Two Crowes

Whit Honea — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 21:23:00 GMT

Little Charlie Crowe sure looks like his daddy. Maybe that's why Russell grew the beard, so people didn't get them confused. That's smart.

Photo: Celebrity Baby Scoop

Beckham Boys Love Kobe

Whit Honea — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:30:00 GMT

David Beckham decided to stay out of trouble and bring the boys to the game. Nice move, Becks.

The boys are all decked out in Kobe Bryant's jersey, or as the kids call him, MVP.

David looks so happy with his boys, his basketball, and his Bryant that I'm not even going to beat the wolfman facial hair stuff into the ground. It just wouldn't be right.

Photo: Celebs and Bubs

David Beckham Would Lose a Beard Growing Contest

Whit Honea — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:15:00 GMT

I know David Beckham is a pretty boy and popular with the ladies. It's something we share. However, I'm hairy like Borat's wife and Becks looks a bit patchy.

Hell, I think Cruz could grow a better beard them him.

David Beckham Really Likes Miller Lite and/or Ass

David Beckham Loving On His Boys

Man, I just spent way too long trying to find a clip from Cheers when they had the beard growing contest, and Cliff glued hair on his face, but no dice. Sorry. Buy the DVD's.

Photo: Jezebel

John Travolta: Leavin' On A Gay Plane?

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:45:00 GMT

Yep. That would be a full-on, lip-to-lip kiss. Which, you know, is not gay at all. It's old news, anyways - or would be if he hadn't been just a tad over the top in his enthusiasm for The Little Mermaid recently. Which, again, not gay at all.

I don't care, really, if John Travolta is gay or not. If he loves men, more power to him. It's the whole holier-than-thou Scientologist family-man, wife-as-beard thing that gets me. Which, if he is gay, he probably learned those bearding strategies from Tom Cruise, but whatever. Be gay, be in the closet, be whatever - just don't hide behind other people.

Or airplanes. Because, you know: telephoto lenses.

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John Travolta and The Little Mermaid

Whit Honea — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:50:00 GMT

John Travolta put on his Sunday best wig (the thing on his head, the Sunday best beard holding his hand is wife Kelly Preston) and took birthday girl Ella to 46th Street for Disney's The Little Mermaid. Sure beats a banded, bulbous snarfblatt. Those get very boring.

Apparently Mr. Travolta loved the show so much that he was singing along to every song. This is where other celebrity sites mock him, but not me. In fact, I so love The Little Mermaid that I almost feel bad for the beard joke. As a matter of fact I have a flyer right here on my bar, er, desk for a sing-a-long showing of the film at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood. I want to be part of that world.

After the show the Travoltas and 26 of Ella's dearest friends went backstage for photos with the cast and some flipper envy. Sources say that John was really enjoying himself and touching all of the costumes.

No sources said that he was singing "Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't ya think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl- girl who has everything? Look at this trove, treasures untold. How many wonders can one cavern hold? Looking around you'd think, sure, she's got everything. I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty. I have whoozits and whatzis galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty, but who cares? No big deal. I want more," but I like to think that he was.

Photo: Babyrazzi

Best of FameCrawler: Week of April 11

Whit Honea — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Bobby Brown: I Was Whitney's Beard

Smoke Tom Cruise, Go Crazy

Woody Harrelson & Owen Wilson Swim Naked?

Tori Spelling's Pregnant Bikini Photo

Heather Mills Sends 8 Pages of Instructions To Hotel for Daughter Bea

Beyonce Bump Buzz

Twin Bumps! Lisa Marie Presley & Angelina Jolie

Tom Cruise: Leaving Katie, Taking Suri?

Heather Mills Nude Pics Finally Surface

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Postal

Catfight! Catfight! Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes?

Whit Honea — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:09:00 GMT

Apparently Katie Holmes is mad as hell and she's not going to take it anymore. Likewise for Victoria Beckham. The former BFF's are feuding over some important stuff, namely fashion and hair. It could get ugly. It could also get hot, and not because I find either one of them attractive, but because as any boy scout can tell you, when you rub two twigs together you get fire. I'm afraid that someone may get burned.

Word on the proverbial street is that the hubbub is due to Victoria scoring the cover of Vogue, something that Katie thought she would/should have.

According to a source, she is "envious that Victoria scored the more prestigious magazine. Katie feels that she deserved it more.”

Katie then went on to knock Posh's ink: “When Victoria advised her to get some tattoos like hers, Katie hit the roof, saying, ‘Tattoos are trashy. I wouldn’t be caught dead with one.”

“Victoria said, ‘How dare she attack my tattoos? I know more about fashion than she’ll ever know. I have my own line! I’ve told her what to wear and what not to - she used to dress like a schoolgirl. Then she even tried to copy my hair. Now she doesn’t think she needs me.’”

See? UGLY. I'm not sure who I'd take in this fight. Sure, Posh is packing some WMD's in her blouse and must be tough since she's all tattooed, but Katie has years of pent-up frustration and Cruise crazy in her smiling little head. If that cracks, man, the Xenu will hit the fan. However, Katie is soft from spending all of her time, well, some of her time, with her little doll Suri, whereas Victoria has 3 boys and a straight husband. She's used to the rough stuff, even at 90lbs soaking wet.

I feel a poll coming on.

Photo: Gossip Girls

Katie Holmes Collapses!

Whit Honea — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:38:00 GMT

Katie Holmes is not doing so well. According to Star, via Popbytes, she has collapsed. This comes (and is written) atop blinding headaches, dizzy spells, and the highly medical term "wasting away." Welcome to Margaritaville.

"She's finally cracking under the strain of life with Tom." You think?

It can't be easy being a beard for hire standing in the spotlight that follows them.

Do you think this has anything to do with Suri's recent disappearance?

In other news, Joel walks out on Nicole- I'm guessing to run an errand. Also, J.Lo and Jen Aniston are liars of the red-faced variety? That story I believe.

Great Moments in Conan: The Close Shave

Whit Honea — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:51:00 GMT

Conan O'Brien grew a beard during the writer's strike to show his ~~laziness~~ solidarity with the WGA. He has shaved. Does that mean what I hope it means?

Watch the video, you may need a tissue.

FameCrawler : beard

Sunday Cute Shot - Violet and the Beard

Spying on the Neighbors: 9-07-08

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Will Finally Have Sex

Beckhams Love Tom Cruise While Oprah Watches

TomCruise.com is NOT a Porn Site

Katie Holmes Vs. Victoria Beckham: The Poll

Tom Cruise Admits To Oprah That He's A Moron

TomCruise.com is NOT a Porn Site

Two Crowes

Beckham Boys Love Kobe

David Beckham Would Lose a Beard Growing Contest

Tom Cruise and David Beckham in Bed Together

David Beckham Really Likes Miller Lite and/or Ass

David Beckham Loving On His Boys

John Travolta: Leavin' On A Gay Plane?

John Travolta and The Little Mermaid

Best of FameCrawler: Week of April 11

Catfight! Catfight! Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes?

Katie Holmes Collapses!

Great Moments in Conan: The Close Shave