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A Slice Of Life With Victoria Beckham

HerBadMother — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:30:00 GMT

I can just imagine this discussion:

"BOYS! WHERE ARE YOUR TROUSERS?!"

"But Mummy. You're not wearing trousers. We thought perhaps we needn't wear trousers, Mummy. It's so very hot."

"I'M WEARING A DRESS."

"Mummy? But it doesn't cover your bum, Mummy? Don't you need pants, Mummy?"

Answer us that, Vicki.

Victoria Beckham: Still Avoiding Pants

HerBadMother — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:24:00 GMT

Again with the no pants. What's up with that? I mean, okay, I know that for some women short-short dresses are a way of life - the miniskirt did have a good run of it, after all - but really? Short-short dresses that just look like shirts? On women who are no longer twenty-years old? Not so much.

Obviously, Victoria Beckham has nice legs by any standards, so I'm not suggesting that moms have ugly legs. What I'm suggesting is, moms should maybe not dress like they just stumbled out of a one-night stand when they take their kids out for ice-cream. Which is just to say, wear pants. Or let the hem down on that shirt a bit. Something. Mothers need to bend down, you know - and that shirt doesn't look like it would cover much in the event of even a moderate one-knee dip to her kids' level.

I'm just sayin'.

Source; Photo: Celebutopia

Beckhams Making More Babies

Posh Turns 34 & Doesn't Wear Pants

Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:31:00 GMT

Posh turned 34-years-old and she dined out with her new BFF Kate Beckinsale and their husbands, David Beckham and Len Wisemen respectively. Also there, Eva Longoria Parker - Eva owns the restaurant - Beso in Hollywood, and I'm sure she gave her friend the star treatment - no pun intended.

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Later on, they hopped into David's vehicle, laughing and looking like they were having a great time. As usual, Posh had no pants on - I mean she was wearing a dress that actually looked like a dress. Nice change.

I wonder if Victoria had some cake?

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Posh Dumped!

Posh: WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?

Posh Dumped!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Oh my gosh, Posh has been dumped!

Uh, not by her husband and baby daddy if that's what you were thinking - but by several American boutiques. They've dropped her dVb denim line because sales were, well, basically sucking.

Victoria has not been actively promoting her fashion line, which duh, is something you really need to do in order to help generate sales.

Kitson owner Fraser Ross explains why he made the decision to dump the denim line:

"We asked her PR people so many times for her to appear but she didn't. Celebrity lines are no different from an album or music tour. They have to be promoted to sell."

Maybe Beckham was too busy being a mom and looking for her own pants.

Source:Perezhilton.com

Tom Cruise Broke Up Katie & Posh!

Posh: WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?

HerBadMother — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:30:00 GMT

Seriously.

I know that it's, like, LA and you're a fame-whoring tartlet who never met a crazy outfit - or a photo-op - that she didn't like, but really? A micro-mini dress - that looks more like a shirt - to go grocery shopping? Were your kids with you? Doesn't being in public with a mom without pants embarass them?

I mean, it's one thing if you're Paris Hilton and have nobody to embarass but your dogs, or Britney Spears, who is clearly insane, but quite another when you're a self-proclaimed soccer mom who is also, supposedly, a pants designer. WEAR SOME.

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Victoria Beckham Redefines Mom Jeans

HerBadMother — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:36:00 GMT

See? This is what a mom really should wear to the park with her kids. Bright yellow low-slung jeans, cut extra long to cover one's five inch stiletto boots and drag in the grass. You know, for that authentic grass-stained look.

Top it off with a mini satin zip-front jacket - no top underneath, natch - and some bright yellow-framed aviators and you're set. Where do you put the Ziploc bags with the kid's snacks? Dunno. Does it matter? You should have help for that.

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Beckham With Balls, Again

HerBadMother — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:03:00 GMT

I suppose that David Beckham has no choice but to take good care of his balls. I mean, Victoria would probably chop them off and preserve them in formaldehyde for safekeeping if he were at all lax about testicular upkeep. Those are some serious babymaking tools he's got there. Can't be too careful.

Then again, maybe he just likes touching them. Can't say I blame him, if that's the case.

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Victoria Beckham Hates Bulgey Crotches and Britney Spears

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Victoria Beckham Hates Bulgey Crotches and Britney Spears

HerBadMother — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:33:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham is launching yet another line of something or other (what was the last thing? perfume? tractor exhaust pipes?) but she wants the world to know that she's not doing it because she's some kind of money-grubbing attention-whore. You know, like Britney Spears:

"I'm a complete control freak and I want everything to be perfect. I'm not doing a Britney Spears and just putting my name on something and saying, 'Sell this perfume.' This is a real passion of mine. People think all I do is go shopping like a miserable cow, but, in actual fact, I work bloody hard.

She also wants the world to know that her latest venture - a line of men's jeans inspired by her husband David (he of the tractor exhaust pipe) - is specifically intended to rid the world of the evil of bulgey crotches:

I think guys should wear jeans big and baggy, with a big pair of boots or flip-flops - exactly how you see David when he's out in his jeans and T-shirt. Do not pull them up tight and have your bulge showing. Let it hang! I didn't want anything too tight around the crotch. That really.. ..repulses me. It might be fashionable, but you are not going to get that from (Beckham's line) dVb."

Which, great. The world does need less bulgey crotch.

She's going to have to work a little harder on the less Britney Spears thing, though. That hasn't really caught on.

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