FameCrawler : bee

Tori and Dean for Halloween

Whit Honea — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:17:00 GMT

I was going to make a joke about Tori Spelling being on the Bee-list, but that's too obvious.

Then I realized that Dean is dressed as Sasha Baron Cohen's character Ali G. and I knew what had to be done.

I give you the Bee G.'s.

You're welcome.

Pregnant Celebrities: The List!

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:03:00 GMT

There must be something in the water. There sure are a lot of pregnancy rumors floating around. For instance:

Brooke Burke following up Heaven Rain with a new baby. She should name the kid Chocolate.
Keira Knightley dresses the part.
Are the hormones making Britney Spears crazy?
Angelina Jolie is rumored to be pregnant. She is definitely naked.
Jeri Ryan is expecting a girl.
Jessica Seinfeld is not pregnant, but if she was she'd sneak cauliflower into the breast milk.
Desperate housewife Nicollete Sheridan is having Michael Bolton's baby. That's the word on Wisteria.
Apparently J-Lo and Marc Anthony are expecting someone new on the block. CONFIRMED!
Jordan does two things- show her stuff and make babies.
Giada De Laurentiis has a bun in her oven.
Xtina's finally admitted the obvious.
~~Bob Dylan~~ Cate Blanchett is with #3.
Nicole Richie is smokin' hot.
Ellen DeGeneres isn't just crossing picket lines!
Katie Holmes- I'm guessing the marathon disproved this rumor.
Halle Berry is enjoying the fruits of her labor, but not as much as her husband.
Do we hear the sound of little Posh feet? The Beckham boys could use a sister!
Julianna Margulies and a shotgun.
Jessica Alba? Again?
Katharine McPhee married and expecting?

See? That's a lot, right?

To Bee or Not to Bee? Ray Liotta's Gonna Kill Somebody

Whit Honea — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 21:31:00 GMT

Ray Liotta took a break from not messing around to take his daughter Karsen to the L.A. premiere of Jerry Seinfeld's Bee Movie.

Doesn't Liotta always look like he's going to hurt somebody? Something tells me Karsen won't be dating until she's 30.

Photo: Celebrity Moms

James Gandolfini Storms Hive, no Bees Whacked

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:36:00 GMT

James Gandolfini and his wife Marcy took their son Michael to see Jerry Seinfeld's Bee Movie Premiere in NYC.

Michael is the first happy kid we've seen at the theater. He's also the oldest. Maybe it's a sophisticated cartoon about bugs.

Gandolfini, fresh off of the "Sopranos," might be wondering if this is what happens next. You have a great show with a decent run, you win some awards, end the show with a crappy and controversial last episode, and then 10 years later you come out of the woodwork to make some cartoon that makes kids sad.

That'll teach him to fade to black.

Photo: Celebs and Bubs

Tina Fey Gets Buzzed With Daughter

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:09:00 GMT

Tina Fey, creator of "30 Rock" attended the premiere of Jerry Seinfeld's Bee Movie with her daughter Alice.

What's up with the kids coming out of this movie looking like they'd rather be at the dentist? It's a real buzz-kill. Get it?

Holy crap, I shouldn't have started drinking this early.

Photo: Celebs and Bubs

Chris Rocks Seinfeld Bee Movie

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:51:00 GMT

This does not bode well for Jerry Seinfeld's Bee Movie. Chris Rock (who voices the mosquito Mooseblood) and his family, wife Malaak and daughters Zahra and Lola, took in the premiere and the girls don't seem overly impressed with the production. Zahra is like, "What?" and Lola, she can't even look.

I don't know, I think it looks okay. I can't imagine it will live up to the hype, but what does?

Note Chris' shoes. The bee theme is alive and well.

Here, this looks more promising:

Photos: Just Jared

Jessica Seinfeld Knows the Way to Oprah's Heart is Through Her Feet

Whit Honea — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:11:00 GMT

Jessica Seinfeld knows books and bees. Her husband Jerry has the Bee Movie opening soon, after 8 years of commercials and teasers. Jessica has a sneaky little cookbook, Deceptively Delicious. It's good times in the Seinfeld hive.

Jessica has really landed on her feet. Oprah hasn't pimped a book and its author this hard since James Frey.

So how do you thank the richest woman in the world for helping you out? Shoes of course. It's gotta be shoes.

$18,000 worth of shoes to be exact.

Hey, Seinfeld, I'm pimping your book too. I wear a size 12.

Photo: Celebitchy

Babble Talk: Jessica Seinfeld is a Sneaky Cook

Whit Honea — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:38:00 GMT

Jessica Seinfeld was interviewed by Gwynne Watkins for Babble regarding her new book Deceptively Delicious. The wife of Jerry Seinfeld talks about sneaking food that is good for you into food that tastes good. You know, sneaky shit. Those picky kids need to eat something healthy.

For instance, she puts vegetables in brownies. We used to do that to. Pot is a vegetable, right?

I won't even talk about mushrooms on pizza.

Hey, whatever it takes. It's got to be better than gnawing on lead toys or eating aqua dots. I won't even go into bindeez. Whatever happened to good old spinach dip and potato salad? That's like vegetables. Don't kids eat anything besides junk and recalled toys?