Harsh Words for Madonna's Directorial Debut, Even By Our Standards

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:35:00 GMT

Okay, here at FameCrawler we're not known for being kind to celebrities. Take Madonna for instance - it's always easy to make fun of her robotic yoga-body and I've probably made a crack or two about how awful "Swept Away" was (can you blame me?)

But this review for "Filth and Wisdom", Madonna's directorial debut that recently opened the Berlin Film Festival, was particularly cruel.

Freakin' funny as hell and I'm going to tape it on my wall, but cruel.

Some excerpts:

"Madonna has been a terrible actor in many, many films and now...she has graduated to being a terrible director."

"She has made a movie so incredibly bad that Berlin festivalgoers were staggering around yesterday in a state of clinical shock, deathly pale and mewing like maltreated kittens."

"She is also the producer and co-author of the script. If she'd done the location catering as well, they'd have had a Jonestown situation on their hands."

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Madonna's New Face

Sassy Smith — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:03:00 GMT

There's been some speculation about whether or not Madonna's had some plastic surgery done to her face, and... something's going on! Her face looks so ~~botoxed~~ smooth and she's almost 50 years old.

Video of her new non-moving face!

The Material Girl ~~unveiled her face~~ attended the Berlin Film Festival to promote her short film - the one she directed. Remember? Ya, me neither.

I say if Madge wants to go nuts with the surgery and/or botox or whatever she's doing - perhaps some weird Kabbalah facial mask, then all the power to her. I'm totally pro-surgery, well to a point. Thankfully I have ~~ten short years~~ twenty-five years before I hit 50.

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