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The Stefani-Rossdales are Special

Whit Honea — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:03:00 GMT

That's not news to anyone on this blog, right? Turns out that the Stefani-Rossdale clan is even specialer (I know) than we thought. Gwen, Gavin and Kingston took baby Zuma out in their new Marc Jacobs Bugaboo and...

Yes, I said the new MARC JACOBS BUGABOO. It's one of only 15 in the world. That means there are fourteen people roughly equal to the Stefani-Rossdale's level of specialness and a whole hell of a lot of us that aren't.

Still sounds pretty cool.

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Jennifer Lopez Explains Whoring Out Her Children

Karl Erikson — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Lots of celebrity superparents are selling photos of their kids these days. It has nothing to do with prostituting your children, honestly. I mean, that's not legal, even in Amsterdam. Not until the kids are 16, anyway. No, selling photos of your children is perfectly legal and a great way to make money. Because, you know, celebrities like Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Lopez are incredibly poor.

JLo says that she decided to accept People Magazine's offer to put her kids on the cover because she wanted to "set them up" in life. "I think one of the reasons that the price went so high," says Jennifer, "is that we didn’t want to do it for so long. We weren’t into it. I was like, ‘No, I don’t really want to. No. No way.’ But then it got to the point that you go, ‘Well, now you’re being stupid with these offers’. I thought I can set them up. I can put this away just for them. We gave a little bit (away to charity) and I saved the rest for them."

Yeah, without all those millions that JLo and her hubbie took from People, Max and Emme would be penniless for the rest of their lives. This way Max and Emme will never again have to work for a living, just like Mommy and Daddy. Hell, why even go to school? They can just sit home all their lives, watching The Wiggles and playing World of Warcraft.

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Brad Pitt Bikes With Obama

Whit Honea — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:02:00 GMT

I haven't seen anyone cut such a striking pose on a bike since Kermit.

Brad Pitt rode his bike through the streets, proclaiming his politics for all that got close enough to see them.

Ride like the wind, Brad, like the wind.

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Why Did J. Lo Pull Out of Project Runway?

Karl Erikson — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:02:00 GMT

That's the $1,000,000 question, isn't it? It sure as hell wasn't because of a foot injury, as originally reported. If it was, that was the fastest healing foot injury on record, because Lopez completed a triathlon over the weekend in Malibu in 2 hours and 23 minutes. So that excuse was utter bullshit.

Heidi Klum is FURIOUS that J. Lo pulled out of the "Project Runway" finale. "Heidi went from one big-name judge for the finale to none. It was embarrassing, especially the excuse that Lopez was hurt," says a source.

Jennifer was really hoping for this part in an upcoming Weinstein movie and she was told she wasn't getting the part. That reportedly happened the day before she pulled out of Runway. "She was angry, so she pulled out," says the source.

According to Lopez' rep Leslie Sloane, "Lopez pulled out of Runway because she had an injury and had to have it rehabbed so she could compete in the triathlon. She has no issues with Harvey Weinstein."

Um, right. So if her foot is all rehabbed, why couldn't she still make the finale? I'll tell you why...because J. Lo is a lying bitch who doesn't keep her commitments. Is it any wonder why she didn't get that movie part she wanted?

Bah, the show is better off without her. Anything that gets Tim Gunn more screen time is a blessing.

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Miley-less Cyrus

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 15:59:00 GMT

The family Cyrus goes on just fine without Miley, although I'm sure they miss her.

She's probably inside sleeping off a long night of MySpace.

Billy Ray, his wife Tish and daughter Noah have places to go, and this is how they roll.

Roll on Cyruses, roll on.

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Patrick Dempsey Rips His Co-Star's Toenails Off

Karen — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:04:00 GMT

Poor Amy Adams. Ballroom dancing for "Enchanted" with McDreamy wasn't very dreamy after all.

“Patrick did take off two of my toe-nails but it was my fault because I was a trained dancer and so I thought I knew what I was doing.”

“I was not a good partner and I had a hard time surrendering to Patrick’s lead. He moved and I didn’t and I refused to let him lead, so I just stood my ground and he just tore them off.”

“So I ended up with the loss of some toe-nails and sore feet but that was the extent of my injuries.”

Patrick Dempsey Defies The Laws of Man

Karen — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Hi Sweetheart,

We need to talk.

Please don't give me that look. It's okay.

You realize you are one of the sexiest men alive, right? And you've got the hottest Disney movie since Beauty and the Beast happenin'? You're what every Mama wants stuffed in her stocking, you're a wonderful father, and generally the sweetest eye candy to walk the earth?

Now I KNOW you can get away with anything, because this, Darling, this is like getting away with drowning puppies:

Before you look at the evidence, Cupcake, let me assure you, I still love you.

xoxo

Karen

Okay, you can look now: