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Mama Likes Her Candy - Madonna's Hot New Album!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:06:00 GMT

Suck that lollipop! Madonna's much anticipated new album now has an official name: Hard Candy. And there's a release date! Her record drops April 29 and her sizzling new single, 4 Minutes To Save The World featuring JT will debut at the end of March.

The album also features a song called Candy Store - Madge decided to stick with a "sweet" theme because "she loves candy," according to her rep Liz Rosenberg. "It's about the juxtaposition of tough and sweetness, or as Madonna so eloquently expressed, 'I'm gonna kick your ass, but it's going to make you feel good.'"

SEXY!

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Sex, Pimps & Whips - Madonna & Justin Timberlake Video

Madonna's Hot New Video With Justin Timberlake!

Sex, Pimps & Whips - Madonna & Justin Timberlake Video

Sassy Smith — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:34:00 GMT

Madonna might be about to hit the big 5-0 but that won't stop her from getting her freak on - with Justin Timberlake!

The much anticipated video for Madonna's 4 Minutes To Save The World is getting close to being released! In the meantime, there are new juicy details about what's taking place in the hot vid.

Madge will be donning a dominatrix-style, skin-tight catsuit and in the promo, she plays a pimp who rescues the planet. Oh but there's more...

...Sexy JT and producer Timbaland play her bitches! Madonna cracks her whip, and her man ho's do whatever she wants them to do as she looms over them in her hooker heels. Hot right?

The video was shot over a period of three days in a hush-hush location in West London. Fashion pals to Madge, Dolce & Gabbana were asked to create the "no-holds-barred" outfits.

Oh the excitement!

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David Beckham And Snoop Dogg Goin' Into Business - In Slippers?

HerBadMother — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 23:02:00 GMT

This, I must say, I never saw coming: David Beckham, he of soccer fame and gonch billboards, and Snoop Dogg, he of the, um, crack'n'hos'n'shit, are going into business together as - get this - slipper manufacturers.

I know. All together now: WHAAAAA?

Snoop recently told British newspaper, the Daily Mirror, the backstory:

"I got David a pair of slippers as a present and he took a picture of him wearing them and sent it to me. I was like, 'They look cool...' (so) we are talking about making a slipper together. So when I stop rapping and he stops playing soccer, we can kick back and slip on a house shoe."

Okay, so what about that story is more bizarre: that Snoop Dogg bought David Beckham slippers as a present, or that he calls them 'house shoes,' or that Snoop Dogg sounds like the bigger metrosexual weenie - a bigger metrosexual weenie than David "I Love Being A Gay Icon" Beckham - in a mindbogglingly unedgy enterprise that sounds like something Carson Kressley might have dreamed up?

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Posh Likes The Dirty Gonch

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham tends to hover on the razor's edge of skeevishness at the best of times, what with the constant prattling on about her husband's tractor-pipe peen and shiz like that, so it doesn't help things when she talks about making hubbie David wear somebody else's used underwear. *Shudder.*

Apparently, a fan at a recent Spice Girls gig tossed his tighty whities at the stage, and the underwear landed next to Victoria. She, ever the lady, picked them up, saying: “I hope these are clean! I’ll give them to David and we’ll re-use them… even if it’s as a shower cap! It’s good to recycle.”

Okay, fine, she was joking - I hope - but whatever. It's still gross. And probably a violation of David's Armani underwear contract (which, I'm guessing, gives him unlimited access to brand new Armani gonch.) I'm all for recycling, and I am certainly all for David Beckham's nether regions, but I don't think that the two should be combined.

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Victoria Beckham Is Proud of David's 25 Foot Penis

Sassy Smith — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham just says whatever pops into her head apparently. Her take on her husband's Armani underwear billboard ads?

"I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great. It's huge. It's enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I'd walk down the street in my panties too."

What? Posh's penis isn't 25 foot? Oh I jest!

This of course isn't the first time Victoria has discussed David's manhood. We all remember the "exhaust pipe" comment right?

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Britney Spears' Blackout CD Commercial

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:32:00 GMT

The commercial for Britney's new CD Blackout is now available. It's pretty funny really. The PR ~~person~~ army involved must have been having a shit-fit. They should have had Ashley Qualls make it. Sadly, it's not nearly as good as the "music is my boyfriend" ad.

However, they do make it sound like people want to hear it and they are rushing it for positive reasons. PR gets a bonus!

Let's see the Eagles top that.