FameCrawler : bird

Say Hello to Matthew Broderick's Little Friend(s)

Whit Honea — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:07:00 GMT

Matthew Broderick is too classy to tell the paparazzi, and through them the fans, what he really thinks. That's why he hired (allegedly) a John Goodman impersonator to shake things up a bit.

The second finger is extra, you can give it to a friend or perhaps the horse you rode in on.

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A Message from Suri Cruise

Whit Honea — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Sweet, little Suri Cruise had a message for the paparazzi.

Here it is:

Do you think they got it?

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What Celebrity Likes Bird Poop on Her Face?

Whit Honea — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:06:00 GMT

Oh, rich people, you're so funny. Guess what celebrity with too much time and money, not to mention vanity, has been rubbing birdcrap into her pores.

It's Posh! Victoria Beckham really wants clear skin. According to a source she has taken to getting facials that contain powdered nightingale droppings.

Says the source, "She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home, too."

And you thought egg on your face was bad.

Next time I hear a nightingale sing out in the square I'm grabbing a glove and a bag. I'm going to be rich!!

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The Young One of Oasis

Whit Honea — Sun, 25 May 2008 21:08:00 GMT

Liam Gallagher's son Gene is just a chip off the old bowl, er block, isn't he? The lads were seen outside London's NOBU where they apparently got haircuts with their soup. That's another bowl joke. Gene gave the press a quick "Gallagher."

For those of you unfamiliar with the two-fingered salute it's basically a British version of the "bird" (not Coltrane, but the middle finger).

Liam is rather partial to the gesture himself, and as such is probably quite proud.

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Maddox and the Bird: A Short Story

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 May 2008 18:21:00 GMT

Time stood still. Maddox eyed the bird. The bird eyed Maddox. There was no need for words.

The boy was not a statue and the bird, he would find other places to poop.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 5-04-08

Whit Honea — Sun, 04 May 2008 22:52:00 GMT

I can see Tony Stark from here.

Gwen Stefani sans make-up (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

No Manhattans for Suri (Gossip Girls)

Brangelina living on the Edge (Just Jared)

Heidi Klum and kids (Knocked Up Celebs)

Heidi Klum and her finger (ASL)

Gretchen Wilson gets her GED (Celebrity Moms)

Spying on the Neighbors: 4-18-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:51:00 GMT

I can't see what the gas prices are now. Drive over there and look.

No trouble for Tom and Katie (Hollyscoop)

Rod Stewart's wife and youngest (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Snoop Dogg doing soap operas? (Perez Hilton)

Tom Cruise was almost Edward Scissorhands? (TomKatCrazy)

All the photos of Brooke Shields' birthday girl you could ever want (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Obama flips the bird (Asshat Hollywood)

Jennifer Garner gets a great deal (Just Jared)

Geri Halliwell and daughter Bluebell (Celebrity Moms)

Birthday wishes for Suri (Babyrazzi)

Xtina isn't having fun (Jezebel)

Jim Belushi's Daughter Has One Finger for the Lakers

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:02:00 GMT

Jim Belushi is a Chicago guy. He and his daughter took in the Lakers and Bulls game. His daughter knows what's up.

It's like a theme!

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Maddox Jolie-Pitt Has a Bird in Hand

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:24:00 GMT

Maddox has some thoughts on the paparazzi. Look how smooth he is, all smiles and slyness.

Watch out paparazzi, Maddox will freakin' cut you.

Photo: Jezebel