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Jon & Kate Plus 8 - Was Jon Given A SportsCar For Another Season?

trix — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:02:00 GMT

Jon Gosselin's birthday was April 1 and look what his hard working kids got him, it's a$40,000, two seater sports car, how generous of them.

There is speculation out there that, Jon received the car as a "present" to stay on for another season of TLC's "Jon & Kate Plus 8". Oh my, Kate and the producers must have been really desperate for the show to go on.

Jon was against continuing the show for another season, but was out voted, or maybe he was just out maneuvered. He and Kate were quoted saying, "we're together".

Hmmm, when was the interview done and when exactly did the car come along?

Why does he need a two-seater? Has he completely lost his identity among Kate and the children? If so, then this is the way to get it back, I guess. A car that screams, look at me, look at me, I am somebody.

Poor guy!

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Jennifer Lopez Explains Whoring Out Her Children

Karl Erikson — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Lots of celebrity superparents are selling photos of their kids these days. It has nothing to do with prostituting your children, honestly. I mean, that's not legal, even in Amsterdam. Not until the kids are 16, anyway. No, selling photos of your children is perfectly legal and a great way to make money. Because, you know, celebrities like Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Lopez are incredibly poor.

JLo says that she decided to accept People Magazine's offer to put her kids on the cover because she wanted to "set them up" in life. "I think one of the reasons that the price went so high," says Jennifer, "is that we didn’t want to do it for so long. We weren’t into it. I was like, ‘No, I don’t really want to. No. No way.’ But then it got to the point that you go, ‘Well, now you’re being stupid with these offers’. I thought I can set them up. I can put this away just for them. We gave a little bit (away to charity) and I saved the rest for them."

Yeah, without all those millions that JLo and her hubbie took from People, Max and Emme would be penniless for the rest of their lives. This way Max and Emme will never again have to work for a living, just like Mommy and Daddy. Hell, why even go to school? They can just sit home all their lives, watching The Wiggles and playing World of Warcraft.

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Sarah Palin: Miss Alaska Pageant Video

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:13:00 GMT

Sarah Palin, long before she was the GOP candidate for vice-president, long before she was the governor of Alaska, long before she was the mayor of whatever that town is called, long before she was a TV sports reporter, long before she was a mother or married, she was a beauty queen. She was in the Miss Alaska Pageant, and this is that pageant. Swimsuit edition.

Mind you, this is not a post of judgment. I'm not a hater of the beauty pageant. I can't say I've ever watched one, other than being forced by my wife to sit through Miss Congeniality, and wait, maybe I do hate pageants. That movie sucked. I digress. I don't believe that being a beauty queen in a life before kids and politics has anything to do with who she is now- although Todd Palin may disagree.

Here, in all her 1980ish glory is Sarah Palin, before she was a Palin:

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Why Did J. Lo Pull Out of Project Runway?

Karl Erikson — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:02:00 GMT

That's the $1,000,000 question, isn't it? It sure as hell wasn't because of a foot injury, as originally reported. If it was, that was the fastest healing foot injury on record, because Lopez completed a triathlon over the weekend in Malibu in 2 hours and 23 minutes. So that excuse was utter bullshit.

Heidi Klum is FURIOUS that J. Lo pulled out of the "Project Runway" finale. "Heidi went from one big-name judge for the finale to none. It was embarrassing, especially the excuse that Lopez was hurt," says a source.

Jennifer was really hoping for this part in an upcoming Weinstein movie and she was told she wasn't getting the part. That reportedly happened the day before she pulled out of Runway. "She was angry, so she pulled out," says the source.

According to Lopez' rep Leslie Sloane, "Lopez pulled out of Runway because she had an injury and had to have it rehabbed so she could compete in the triathlon. She has no issues with Harvey Weinstein."

Um, right. So if her foot is all rehabbed, why couldn't she still make the finale? I'll tell you why...because J. Lo is a lying bitch who doesn't keep her commitments. Is it any wonder why she didn't get that movie part she wanted?

Bah, the show is better off without her. Anything that gets Tim Gunn more screen time is a blessing.

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Sarah Palin: Now She's a Racist?

Whit Honea — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:27:00 GMT

Obviously I'm not impressed with the GOP choice of Sarah Palin. That's the burden of common sense. However, even I'm getting tired of writing about her.

The thing is, ours is to cover celebrity and parents and poke the fun. Sarah Palin, with all apologies to the Jolie-Pitts, is the most famous parent in the world right now and therefore warrants our attention. The constant soap opera that surrounds her is just too much to ignore. Too much.

Now there is a server at a Juneau restaurant claiming Governor Palin used racist and sexist terminology, loudly and publicly, in regard to Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, respectively. From the LA Progressive:

According to Lucille, the waitress serving her table at the time and who asked that her last name not be used, Gov. Palin was eating lunch with five or six people when the subject of the Democrat’s primary battle came up. The governor, seemingly not caring that people at nearby tables would likely hear her, uttered the slur and then laughed loudly as her meal mates joined in appreciatively.

What did she say, allegedly? “So Sambo beat the bitch!” Nice.

She may not win the vice presidency, but I wouldn't put Role Model of the Year out her reach just yet.

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Jamie Lynn Fears Childbirth

HerBadMother — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:46:00 GMT

And so she should. It ain't no walk in the park. Really, it's not. The thing of it is, though? They've got drugs for that.

Apparently, Jamie's mom, Lynne, showed her a video of a woman undergoing natural childbirth, and the poor girl puked from fear and grossed-outedness. Which, really? Not surprising. That shiz is totally alarming to most people who have never gone through it. Yes, beauty of the miracle of life, blah, blah, but there's no getting around the fact that it hurts like a bitch and that? Is totally obvious to anyone who watches it happen. So, yeah, showing your pregnant teenager a video of what labor without meds looks like? Kinda like showing those friends of yours who are going camping in the Amish backcountry The Blair Witch Project.

Seriously. Somebody needs to show Jamie a video of a woman giving birth after having had an epidural. You know, where said woman relaxes comfortably sipping at her ice cubes and adjusting the volume on her 'birth-music' mixed CD. Obvz, it doesn't always happen like that, but still. There's a lot less screaming.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Hit in Mouth: An Open Letter

Whit Honea — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:20:00 GMT

Dear Jamie,

Perhaps you know that the National Enquirer ran a story about your shenanigans last week in which a bunch of drunks were fighting at a party and you threw your pregnant ass in the ruckus and took an elbow in the kisser. If not, this is what they said:

“Jamie Lynn decided she could break it up, but got elbowed hard in the mouth by one of the boys. She went crazy, screaming at everyone… crying, screaming and covering her mouth. Casey (Aldridge) was so drunk, he just kept trying to hush her up. Lynne Spears called Jamie Lynn and bitched her out for going. Jamie Lynn’s dad Jamie called Casey and told him if anything happens to his daughter, he will have to deal with him.”

Why, Jamie, is it starting to feel like I've seen your life before? Between your sister Britney and the collective catalog of COPS you are oddly comforting in your familiarity.

I was shocked when you announced you were pregnant. I was amused when you were featured in Hustler, though to be honest it wasn't very funny, and I was indifferent to your recent act of going postal.

Then why is it that I feel obligated to write you about this latest incident? What line did you cross that teen pregnancy, porn magazines and the United States Postal Service fail to meet?

The thing is that your latest action only amplified the obvious, you don't make very good decisions, and while the prior mistakes, be they footwear (seriously, what's up?), Casey Aldridge, or picking Nickelodeon over Disney, have had their respective consequences, none of them put your baby at risk.

That's what you did by jumping in between a group of drunk boys fighting. Actually, that's what you did when you agreed to go into a room full of drunk boys to begin with.

You are young and plenty has been made about your age, your family and so on. The bottom line is that regardless of the path that brought you here, here you are, and you need to start taking the necessary precautions to make sure this is the beginning of something wonderful and not just another sad saga in the Spears storyline.

Sincerely,

Whit

No, Candy Spelling did not help me write this. It was just me, 8 cups of coffee and spell check.

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Counterpoint: Tracy Morgan, "Black is the New President, Bitch"

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:20:00 GMT

A few weeks ago we gave Tina Fey a platform to stress her love of all things bitch and Clinton. It was her 15 seconds of FameCrawler. Today we are offering similar time to Tracy Morgan to give his opposing view.

Yes, Tina, Tracy, Clinton and Obama, are all parents and they are celebrities- how's that for the Cliff Notes tie-in? Besides, something like this effects us all- especially the children. Watch it for the children:

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Tina Fey: Bitch is the New Black

Whit Honea — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:40:00 GMT

Tina Fey returned to SNL last night as the host for the first live show since the writer's strike. She made a few jokes about Starsky and Hutch, which is no laughing matter, and then declared herself a bitch. I've got to tell you, Tina, I don't care what the capital of Vermont is.

Britney Has A New Baby?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Sort of. Britney has a new bitch. As in, she bought another dog.

Spears can barely manage to put panties on most of the time, yet she keeps buying pets that she has to take care of. Perhaps she thinks they just look after themselves? Or maybe Sean Preston and Jayden James have to feed mommy's animals? Petland needs to lock their doors!

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I'm Dave Chappelle, B!#@H

Whit Honea — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 22:35:00 GMT

Funny man Dave Chappelle and his sons Ibrahim and Sulayman strolled and skated their way through Hollywood the other day.

Yeah, not much more to add. I can't even put up a video of Dave Chappelle doing his 'Rick James, bitch' skit because it has been pulled everywhere for copyright infringement.

Loosen up, Chappelle.

Photo: Celebrity Moms