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Chris Martin in Toronto

Karen — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:01:00 GMT

Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin, right, and Jonny Buckland perform at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto.

Sorry Gwyneth, oatmeal or no oatmeal, I just don't see it, honey.

Chris Martin On Baby Names, Oatmeal And Oral Sex

HerBadMother — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:23:00 GMT

Wow. Dude sounds like a really good time.

Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow told Blender Magazine that "people make a big fuss over names. Names of babies, names of albums, names of bands. There’s nothing weird about calling your baby Chewbacca if that’s what you want to call your baby. It’s no stranger than Sarah (ed. note - or Sunday Rose?). A name is just a noise (ed. note: cue Chewbacca roar), and if you like it, then f--k what everyone else says." Thus spake Chris Martin. ELL-O-ELL.

He also told Blender Magazine that he has a secret talent for making oatmeal and for oral sex. So there you go: Chris Martin is a mega-geek Star Wars fan who is maybe not the most creative cook but sure knows how to pleasure a woman.

Lucky Gwyneth (*rolls eyes*)

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She's Pregnant With Baby # 3!!!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:09:00 GMT

She's got another baby on the way! It's a celebrity baby boom for 2008! Hint - she's a singer and the "producer" of her unborn baby is a producer himself....

Reports are that singer Erykah Badu is expecing baby number three with producer Jay Electronica. It will be the first child for Jay, and Erykah has two older children - Seven Sirius Benjamin, 11, is fathered by Andre 3000 of Outkast fame, and daughter Puma Rose, 5, is fathered by rapper D.O.C.

This hasn't been confirmed, but if it is true - congratulations!

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When Celebs Make Really Odd Comments - Erykah Badu

Ashlee's Craving Run

trix — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:46:00 GMT

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was seen shopping at the Beverly Glen Market yesterday.

The hour and her disguise suggest one thing: a craving run.

What? That's not a disguise?

I craved fried jalapeños while pregnant, and my kids are crazy- choose wisely, Ashlee!

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When Celebs Make Really Odd Comments - Erykah Badu

Sassy Smith — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:32:00 GMT

I have no idea of the exact point Erykah Badu was trying to make with her recent comment in Blender magazine. Actually the whole article makes me scratch my head.

This was one of her odd comments:

"I'm late all the time. I have no perception of time. Time is for white people. It doesn't work with me." Huh? Badu has two kids - a son Seven Sirius Benjamin, 10, and a girl, Puma Rose, 3 - so as a mom, don't you have to have some perception of time? Like to know when it's time to pick your kid up from school or make meals?

A few other gems:

How many people have you truly loved?
"I've always wanted the best for the people in my life. Except for one person: Bombita. She was in the fifth grade with me. And she can die."

What? Who holds a grudge from the fifth grade? Badu is 37 now - uh, time to move on. Even the interviewer was confused:

What?
"She was mean. She used to step on my toes, anything to make me mad. I hope she's a ghetto statistic. And if that keeps me out of Heaven, then so be it."

Who was the last person you punched?
"My sister. And was pregnant. (laughs) Well, she was talking shit!"

I'm not sure what else to say. She's certainly, ~~crazy~~ unique. You can read the full article here. Have fun.

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How To Tell Your Kids You're Getting A Boob Job

Cuz What Every Teenage Girl Wants Is An Open-Forum 'Sex Talk' With Ashton Kutcher

Keith Richards DID Snort His Dead Dad's Ashes

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:30:00 GMT

Remember awhile back when a story came out that said Keith Richards snorted the ashes of his dead father? And Keith was all, "Dudes! I was totally joking!" and we were all, "Omigod you so did snort your pappy!"

Well, turns out the story was true and Richards did indeed shove a little dad up his hooter (his words, not mine.) He finally fessed up in a new interview with Blender magazine.

“I opened my dad's ashes and some of them blew out over the table, just because of the suction of the lid, you know what I mean? I looked at my dad's ashes down there and — what am I gonna do? Do I desecrate them with a dustbin and broom? So I wet me finger and I shoved a little bit of Dad up me hooter.

"The rest of them I put round an oak tree, which is coming up a treat. And I'm sure he's still blessing me,” Richards says.

I heard the whole thing is comforting for Richards' kids, though. Whenever he sneezes, they feel like grandpa is right there in the room with them.

Britney Spears' Nude Body Double?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 23:05:00 GMT

Britney is too out of shape to do nudey pics, so the mag she's posing for is having a body double fill in for her? What's the point? Why would you say you want to do a nude photo layout and then agree to have another person get naked, have pictures taken and then pretend they're you? God. Better hurry up with that big, long list of plastic surgery Britster!

The newly turned 26 year old poplet is baring all (but not really) in a recreation of an iconic Marilyn Monroe photograph (Marilyn is probably turning in her grave), but Blender magazine is reportedly going to swap Brit's body with a more "in shape" chick.

An ad placed in the magazine reads: "We are casting for a Britney Spears body double. You must have shoulder to medium length blonde hair. This person must also be in shape! 5'2" to 5'5". This will be a take off of a Bert Stern photograph of Marilyn Monroe in bed, from the last shoot before her death. Your face will not be shown in the final photograph/cover." Right. Because we are going to stick Britney's face ontop of yours. Ah, Brit's face isn't doing all that well either, lately.

The model must be aged 18 to 25 and will be paid $500 to pose either on December 14 or the 17. Again, what's the point? However, remember, if the nude pictures fail, or if the plastic surgery goes to hell, there's always Jesus.

Photo source: newssource

Cover Girl Britney Spears?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 22:04:00 GMT

Look at her! Who wouldn't want to put Britney Spears on their magazine cover? Spears was reportedly close to signing a cover contract with Rolling Stone Magazine. However, Brit called off talks when editor and publisher, Jann Wenner wouldn't promise her the Rolling Stones cover and could wind up on US Weekly instead. Apparently the same thing happened to Nick Lachey last year and he was furious. Hey Nick, any cover you get should be good enough. Same for you Britster.

A source said, "It was going to be a good platform for her music to be taken seriously because it had been so long. But she refused to get screwed by Wenner, they kept negotiating, and it got nasty." Britney take her music seriously? Ha. That hasn't happened since what, 2003?

Spears has contacted Blender Magazine and is hammering out a cover deal with them. Reps for Rolling Stone Mag said they were "exploring a cover", however they never had a discussion about any kind of contract. They really should reconsider. I mean, gosh, I can't take my eyes off of that photo of Brit! She's so glamorous.

Photo source: Daily Stab

Britney: Everybody Loves A Pregnant Klepto!

HerBadMother — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:33:00 GMT

Britney Spears a kleptomaniac? That, at least, was the story this morning from a Swedish newspaper, which reported that Britney lifted four designer coats from designer Katja Berglund at the Scandinavian Style Mansion party in LA this past weekend. The coats were worth a total five-finger discount of $28,200.

This of course, was too ~~good~~ bad to be true, and sure enough, the newspaper just issued a retraction, stating that the designer has insisted that the coats were a gift. Which, yeah right. I'm betting that 'statement' from the designer came after some well-placed phone calls from Britney's publicists. This is, after all, a girl who has let her dog shit on couture and who - inexplicably - recently tried to make off with some (presumably useless) un-paid-for panties. And tell me that she and baby-daddy JT Rotem don't look like they're shoving merchandise under their fugly hats in that photo above.

She should just be blame it on pregnancy hormones. Oh mah god, y'all! I just can't be THINKIN' with all this sperm cooking up in me! I thought they was MAH coats, y'all! That way, she gets more of our attention (admitting to pregnancy) and our sympathy (poor pregnant Britney, lost and confused.) And she gets to keep the coats, and maybe the panties, too. Win-win for everybody.

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Britney Spears Text Messages Ryan Seacrest To Squash Baby Rumor But More Lies Surface

Karen — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:35:00 GMT

What is it with Ryan Seacrest getting all the Britney attention? Anyway, that nagging rumor about her being pregnant again? False, according to a text message sent from the pop trainwreck to the radio show host this morning. BUT WE AREN'T BUYING BRITNEY'S STORY JUST YET!

From Sam Lufti herself: "It's BS, don't know who made it up. J.R. doesn't even know what's up. It's fake, completely fake. We just wrapped her video, going home to sleep...sorry...we're dodging paps."

And apparently Britney is furious, and planning to sure, says a source, "She's furious at InTouch," a close pal of Britney reveals to OK!, referring to their item that the mother of two is expecting a child from music producer J.R. Rotem. "The story is a complete lie. She does not even see or talk to J.R., and she hasn't had any dealings with him in months."

"She's thinking about suing," explains the pal. "She's so mad. She's worked so hard at being a working mom and resolving legal issues. To have such a messed up lie come out like this now really angers her. She is serious about wanting to sue."

Oh REALLY? Months you say? Funny, here she is with J.R. Rotem SIX WEEKS AGO.

Squash that, Pop Tart.

Somebody Stop Her: Britney Spears is Pregnant With J.R. Rotem's Baby

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:55:00 GMT

From the "Don't Forget to Spay and Neuter Your Pets" Department: InTouch Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant with music producer J.R. Rotem's baby. The magazine will report in its upcoming issue that on November 14 Spears confided to her friends in e-mails that she was four weeks pregnant and that she was certain that Rotem was the father. By 'certain' she means that none of the other guys she'd slept with would take her calls.

Rotem, whom Spears has been seeing of-and-on since splitting with Kevin Federline, has apparently confirmed to InTouch that the baby is his. "It's true," he says, surrounding his words with big fat quotation marks as he mimes fanning a stack of bills.

If you'll recall, Rotem is the prize specimen who sold Britney out by talking explicitly about their sex life to Blender Magazine earlier this year.

May I be the first to say, "Congratulations." I'm talking to their lawyers, not to them.