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Kate Gosselin Blogs Her Troubles Away

Josh loposer — Thu, 21 May 2009 12:30:00 GMT

That's right, Kate Gosselin is now a blogger, but unfortunately, not for Famecrawler.

So what was her first post about? How bout: how the paparazzi really sucks. No kidding.

Actually, it's about her going shopping with her 8 kids and how much the paparazzi sucks. Still, it's it cool that she's a blogger?

After lunch, we were finally all ready to go. As we departed for the store, five additional cars joined our crew and myself as I drove the big blue bus down the road. Had you passed us, you may have thought we were a funeral procession. But no, it was just me and my posse, I mean paparazzi, and crew.

Apparently, Kate had a real problem with fans of the show for the first couple seasons of the show, but she got over it. So, now she's got a problem with the paps, but she'll eventually learn to deal.

"In the first two and a half years that we were doing the show (Jon & Kate Plus Eight), I felt very ugly towards fans," she says. "The gawking, that sort of response creeped me out. I was not willing or ready to accept what you get back when you put your life out there."

Honestly, she needs to get over it since her entire livelihood is based on being a celebrity. Anything she can do to keep herself in the tabloids is going to help for her pay for 8 kids' college tuition.

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Shiloh and Suri: Photoshop Friends

Whit Honea — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:01:00 GMT

Ok! Magazine is featuring two of Hollywood's finest on its cover. Little Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise are quite the pair.

Or are they? Does this photo look photoshopped to you or have the ladies been spending some quality time together? Until last week when Shiloh showed up for some Cheetos neither one had been seen for awhile. Suri is still in hiding. Maybe they've been living it up together at some secret daycare for the super rich.

I'm pretty sure it's fake.

Then there is the issue of the headline. Sure, we know Angelina Jolie is pregnant, but every rumor about Katie Holmes has turned out to be, well, a rumor. Does Ok! know something we don't?

Suri? Suri? Where Is Suri Cruise?

Parenting and Cheetos: A Comparison

Christina Aguilera Talks About Baby Max and Penis Balloons!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:05:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera opens up about her first born son, Max - calling into the Ryan Seacrest radio show on KIIS-FM. Xtina said that having a baby has inspired her next album. She's going to write about diapers and sore nipples? Awesome!

The Dirrty singer also discussed Max's Bris:

"I'm not Jewish, my husband is. I really had no idea about the bris.... It was a very sweet experience. We had a lot of close friends come over and experience the bris with us. We're such a non-conventional couple... we had penis balloons everywhere!" Penis balloons? Reminds me of a bachlorette party I went to once....but I digress.

Christina's new DVD is Back to Basics: Live and Down Under.

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Christina Aguilera Names Her Son?

Christina Aguilera and Baby Max First Photos

Britney Spears Sues Perez Hilton: We've All Been Mislead

Whit Honea — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:49:00 GMT

At the rate Britney Spears is going we'll be writing about her missing court dates for ever. Her label, Zamba Recording LLC, is now suing blogger Perez Hilton for:

"The unauthorized dissemination of recordings is a serious violation of copyright law," said a Zamba represntative. "In addition, posting demos and unfinished songs as if they were final versions is grossly unfair to the artist and misleading to the public."

See, the silent minority was right! Britney is a victim here. She isn't some crazy, habitual drug-using skank that apparently lost her talent with her mind. She's a hard-working performer and we were all mislead by Perez Hilton! I knew that guy was up to something, what with waving the gold watch and telling me I was getting sleepy. I just figured he ran out of roofies. I was flattered. Now I'm just mislead. That hurts.

Update: It looks like he's also being sued by that dude Sam that hangs out with Lilo.

Photo: ABC