FameCrawler : blogging

In the Motherhood to be Live Blogged at Strollerderby

Whit Honea — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:32:00 GMT

You may have noticed that there is a new show on ABC called "In the Motherhood." It's a show that takes actual stories from actual people and turns them into actual shows. No word on whether the owner of said story gets any actual money.

That said, while I'm watching basketball and TiVoing "30 Rock" our friends at Strollerderby will be live blogging the premiere. Yes, live blogging.

Live it live, tonight at 8pm (I assume they're doing this ET, but maybe for all time zones? Ask them) on Strollerderby!

Pass The Binky: NFL Player Shaun Alexander is a Dad

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:35:00 GMT

Former Seattle Seahawks running back Shaun Alexander and his wife Valerie welcomed a baby boy on March 3. Alexander wrote about his newborn son, Joseph Prince Alexander, on his personal blog, relaying the news that the baby is "healthy" and that mom Valerie is doing "great." Wait - football players have time to blog?

Joseph is the fourth child for the couple; they have three daughters - Heaven, 4; Trinity; 3, and Eden, 1. When the pregnancy was revealed last year, Alexander said that he was hoping for another girl. "“I hope it’s another girl, but [wife Valerie] wants a boy.” The poor little dude's outnumbered for sure.

Congratulations to the Alexanders on their new arrival!

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Christie Clark Barnes Has It Easy

trix — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:17:00 GMT

Christie Clark Barnes of "Days of Our Lives" says "that acting job was a piece of cake, compared to motherhood,".

She is so thankful that Hannah is an easygoing baby.

Hannah is "all smiles and giggles at the moment", even though, "her first pearly whites are popping through the skin, and even then [Hannah] is very chill!", Christie wrote on her blog.

She loves being a mommy and says it's very rewarding. Hannah is 6 months old.

Isn't everything easier than acting on a soap?

Biggest Loser Pregnancy Cravings

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Jodie Sweetin Blogs About Being a Mom

Karl Erikson — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:45:00 GMT

Yeah, THAT Jodie Sweetin, from "Full House." I know, it still kinda freaks me out now that little Stephanie Tanner is a MILF. I mean, ALL the Tanner girls are hotties nowadays. Well, except for the Olsen twins. They're just sort of glamorous scarecrows.

Jodie, 26, gave birth to little Zoie in April and appeared on the cover of People Magazine back in July. Now she's doing this guest blogging stint over at OK Magazine, which is cool. I mean, who isn't blogging these days? Jodie, by the way, is working on a movie due out next year, and she's also being courted by networks to do a reality series about her and husband Cody.

In her most recent post, she talks about Zoie having her first cold. "...we’ve been to the doctor once already and we're going back again in just a little while. She’s got the stuffy nose, coughing, sneezing, the whole bit. It’s so hard to be a mom and see your little one not feeling good and know that there’s really not much you can do except wipe their nose and give them extra hugs."

Yeah, welcome to parenthood, Jodie. That shit happens for DECADES. And suddenly you wake up with your daughters in their senior year at college and wonder, "How the hell did THAT happen?" Seems like just yesterday they were both colicing and keeping my ex and I awake for days on end. Try having TWO sick babies at once.

I can't even imagine maintaining what little sanity I have if I were Jon and Kate Plus 8.

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Rosie O'Donnell Quits Blogging

Karen — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:08:00 GMT

i am taking off august
in blog-ville
2 c if i can
rosie unplugged

happy summer peeps

peace in
peace out

So was the message on the popular website, Rosie.com yesterday. The ex-talk show host has decided to take August off. I imagine she'll do what most mothers do: concentrate on her kids, have some fun, and take a break from her computer addiction.

Maybe her kids will teach her to write complete sentences.

Did Kobe Bryant Get Some Sideline Action With Vanessa Curry?

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 28 May 2008 22:15:00 GMT

Hey Kobe - keep your eye on the ball! No, not that one...Kobe Bryant may be leading the Lakers towards the NBA playoffs, but his personal life is anything but smooth. First his wife Vanessa verbally attacks a journalist, and now those rumors are back that he had an affair with Laker Girl Vanessa Curry.

The story is that Kobe was having an affair with Curry and that Laker management forced her to leave the Laker Girl squad after concerns that it was proving to be too much of a distraction. Kobe denied the story and threatened to sue the site that first ran the story, but they're apparently refusing to back down.

I wouldn't be so much afraid of any badass lawyers as I would be of Kobe's wife Vanessa, who sounds batshit crazy and could probably scratch out both your eyeballs on the first try. In front of her kids.

Just kidding, Vanessa! Put that knife down!

Vanessa Curry Mask: Celtics Fan Tries To Distract Lakers' Kobe Bryant

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Vanessa Bryant: When Laker Wives Attack! Bloggers!

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 28 May 2008 10:55:00 GMT

Hey, us bloggers have feelings, too, you know. Well, not really, but this one still hits close to home. Kobe Bryant's wife verbally attacked blogger Laura Lane over an article Lane wrote for ESPN The Magazine. On her personal blog, ridethefastlane.com, Lane recounts being chewed out by Vanessa in front of her young daughters after a Lakers game on Friday night.:

Last night, I got cussed out by Vanessa Bryant. Seriously. At the Lakers game. In front of her kids. In front of the Lakers locker room. It was awesome. She is mad about an article I wrote where I mentioned her. That means one of two things - she either reads the ESPN blog or she has herself on Google alerts. Both are fantastic.

So as I’m walking out of the Lakers locker room after some post-game interviews with the players, I pass Vanessa, who is sitting outside the locker room as usual with her two girls.

“Laura!” she screams (yes, she apparently knows my name). “F*ck you! You f*cking bitch!”

“Excuse me?” I say, completely baffled as I look around me to see if there is someone else named Laura. No, there’s not.

Her daughters – ages 5 and 2 – are sitting next to her on the bench looking at their mom as she screams.

“F*ck you! How dare you write about me and my daughters and their schedule! You didn’t say you were writing an article! F*ck you! You f*cking bitch. You have no journalism ethics! F*ck you! You bitch -

I just stare at her. I’ve heard many stories about her from reporters, but this was unbelievable. Two of my friends from the LA Times told me how she cussed out one of them last season, because he said hi to her daughter. “Join the club, this means you’ve arrived,” said one reporter when word spread of my run-in with Vanessa. “She’s insane,” said another. “Everyone knows it.”

Here's what Lane wrote that pissed Vanessa off:

"Vanessa, who is usually prim and proper in all black, has decided to have fun tonight. … She's wearing a white tube dress, a purple tutu, black leggings, high-heeled short boots and a rhinestone-encrusted white leather jacket with the number 8 on the back, Kobe's old number. … Bryant's kids have recently started playing soccer in addition to gymnastics, ballet and hip-hop. 'I'm like a total soccer mom,' Vanessa says."

I can't imagine why this would get Vanessa's panties in a twist, unless as the other journalists said, she's insane. Either that or she was understandably embarrassed that the entire world now knows she actually owns a white tube dress.

Vanessa Curry Mask: Celtics Fan Tries To Distract Lakers' Kobe Bryant

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Celine Dion's Son is the Envy of School Children Everywhere

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:05:00 GMT

Céline Dion is taking her son, Rene Charles, 7, on her world tour with her. That means he'll be missing around six months of school, which is the dream of every second-grader in the world. Of the classes he'll miss Céline says, “This kind of experience is about as good an education as you can get in school.”

My kids heard about this and wouldn't stop bugging me to do the same, so I finally gave in and took them out of school, too. Now they'll be spending the next six months in my office watching me blog. They're going to learn tons.

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Britney Spears Sues Perez Hilton: We've All Been Mislead

Whit Honea — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:49:00 GMT

At the rate Britney Spears is going we'll be writing about her missing court dates for ever. Her label, Zamba Recording LLC, is now suing blogger Perez Hilton for:

"The unauthorized dissemination of recordings is a serious violation of copyright law," said a Zamba represntative. "In addition, posting demos and unfinished songs as if they were final versions is grossly unfair to the artist and misleading to the public."

See, the silent minority was right! Britney is a victim here. She isn't some crazy, habitual drug-using skank that apparently lost her talent with her mind. She's a hard-working performer and we were all mislead by Perez Hilton! I knew that guy was up to something, what with waving the gold watch and telling me I was getting sleepy. I just figured he ran out of roofies. I was flattered. Now I'm just mislead. That hurts.

Update: It looks like he's also being sued by that dude Sam that hangs out with Lilo.

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FameCrawler : blogging

In the Motherhood to be Live Blogged at Strollerderby

Pass The Binky: NFL Player Shaun Alexander is a Dad

Christie Clark Barnes Has It Easy

Alison Sweeney-Pregnancy Cravings

Biggest Loser Pregnancy Cravings

Jodie Sweetin Blogs About Being a Mom

Rosie O'Donnell Quits Blogging

Did Kobe Bryant Get Some Sideline Action With Vanessa Curry?

Vanessa Bryant: When Laker Wives Attack! Bloggers!

Celine Dion's Son is the Envy of School Children Everywhere

Britney Spears Sues Perez Hilton: We've All Been Mislead