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Brangelina Babies, Right On Schedule - Just Like We Told You! UPDATE

HerBadMother — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:15:00 GMT

Hey, guess what, Brangelina-watchers: LaLate is reporting that Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane Jolie-Pitt will be formally introduced to the world in three weeks! (UPDATE: HA! LaLate was wrong - those babies were born TODAY - two weeks ahead of the stated schedule.)

LaLate.com is reporting that 'Isla' and 'Amelie' will be born next week (already got that story - and IT'S WRONG, apparently) and that their photos will likely hit the media two weeks later (good guess) after the rights have been purchased for many millions of dollars (got that already), probably by People magazine (duh).

(They probably got those names wrong too. I'm guess that the girls will be named Brittany and Maddie Briann)

LaLate also states that it "was the first U.S. celebrity news site to break the pregnancy of Jolie, with twins. That story thereafter hit mainstream when previous asleep press were “shocked” to see Jolie clearly pregnant at the SAG Awards here in Los Angeles. LaLate then went on to give you the details of the baby names Chateau Miraval, even her current hospital." LaLate wants you to turn to them for breaking Brangie news!

(Yeah right)

YAWN.

Seriously. Kinda hard to be wowed by this "BREAKING!" story when it's a restitched rehash of a handful of other stories that have already been well-covered, like, everywhere else on the internets.

Still. Another excuse to type BRANGELINA BRANGELINA BRANGELINA over and over again and contribute in some small way to global Jolie-Pitt resistance efforts. You know, for the good karma.

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Brangelina Baby Photos: You Can't Afford Them

Angelina's Due Date - Got It!!!!

Angelina Adopting Another Son!

Angie And Brad's New Baby!

HerBadMother — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:29:00 GMT

Yeah, so, we really can't tell what's going on behind those blacked-out hospital windows.

Apparently, Angie and Brad have been spending the last days of her pregnancy exploring adopting a child from China. According to the National Enquirer (I know), "Angie and Brad are already talking adoption again. She's devastated over the earthquake that occurred in China, she has been in constant touch with relief workers as part of her U.N. involvement, and even got her hands on photos of a few orphaned kids... She's made overtures to offer a home to one, or even two China earthquake orphans, if they're siblings."

Which, I don't know. All those other reports of her being in complete late-pregnancy meltdown mode, freaking out over salmon and ice cubes? That sounds more likely.

Then again, it is Brad and Angie. Who knows? Maybe the twins will arrive at the same time as a Chinese orphan is dropped off by FedEx.

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Angelina's Due Date - Got It!!!!

Angelina Adopting Another Son!

Angelina: "Get These Babies Out Of Me, Like, NOW!"

HerBadMother — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:33:00 GMT

I never thought that I would ever have any reason to feel a kinship with Angelina Jolie, but now, there's this: Angie is, reportedly, just completely melting down in the last stages of pregnancy.

Angelina, who's all checked into that nice French hospital with its blacked-out windows and is awaiting birth of her children - although she is said to have demanded and will get a C-section next week - is apparently freaking out at everybody about everything, including the quality of ice in her glasses and the dearth of salmon on the hospital menu. Her mood, sources, has "darkened."

Which, I just so totally get, omg. I spent the last five weeks or so of my recent pregnancy having total fits and hating on everybody who approached me. I also informed my doctor on no fewer than four occasions that if she didn't perform a C-section on me LIKE RIGHT NOW, I was going to do it myself goddammit.

So, yeah. I would ordinarily be snarking all over a story about some celeb going all mad diva in the maternity ward (*cough*J-LO*cough*), but having just been in that dark, dark place myself? Am totally empathizing.

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Angelina's Due Date - Got It!!!!

Brangelina Baby Photos: You Can't Afford Them

HerBadMother — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:36:00 GMT

The rights to photos of the much-heralded and very possibly semi-divine Brangelina twins are up for bids, but I'm guessing you can't afford it. Not because you don't have $16 million dollars plus just sitting in your chequing account - I'm totally sure that you do, especially if you skipped your last student loan payment - but because they're only accepting bids that contain the following proviso: we, the undersigned celebrity gossipmongers and photo whores, do hereby swear to not only hand over all of our moneyz to the couple known as Brangelina for the right to publish photos of their twin divinities, but to also forego referring to said couple by the name Brangelina.

Which, you know, sets the bar way too high for me.

Sawf News is reporting that the bidding for said photos has gone beyond $16 million dollars (other reports have it at $25 million. You know, the GDP of a small country. Or just money for lots and lots of candy.) Which puts the price on these kids' heads at well more than double that of any other celebrity kid, and well above the price of feeding, oh, say, some hundreds of thousands of the world's hungry.

Dear world: I'm glad that you have your priorities straight.

Source ; Photo Credit: Solarpix / PR Photos