FameCrawler : breast surgery

Heather Mills Got Third Boob Job

Karl Erikson — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:38:00 GMT

Former model and McCartney Heather Mills has gotten yet another boob job. She's been getting tons of comments about her "wonky" cleavage. A source told the Sun, "Heather was a model before she met Paul and she wants to make sure she still looks good."

Her first time under the knife was for a breast reduction when she was in her 20s. Then she had a boob lift after Beatrice was born in 2003. Shame they can't lift her personality, too. Guess they don't have any operations to get rid of bitch.

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Victoria Beckham's Boobs Take One For The Team

Karen — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:03:00 GMT

Beckham recently looked a little deflated in the chest and all I can say is I called it!

The Spice Girl had her implants removed to avoid having them pop out of costume during the tour. That is so bizarre. Will she pop them back in after, like contact lenses?

Weird.

Also weird, she just admitted she has no talent. I know, shocker #2.

She said: "I'm no Mariah Carey, but I can sing.

"It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. I was never a 'natural.' You know, I've never been that good at anything, to be completely honest."

Well rumour has it that she is a very good mother -- and that is something I can definitely stand behind.

David Beckham Banned From Spice Girl's First Show

Karen — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 19:03:00 GMT

Kicking off their tour in Vancouver Canada, the Spice Girl's are excited about their comeback tour, but Victoria doesn't want hubby David Beckham to attend.

“One minute Victoria is saying she wants me there and then it’s ‘No, don’t come to the first show, as we’ll all be too nervous’.”

“I think I’ll be at the show a couple of days later in San Jose and have the boys with me. And I know VICTORIA will ring me as soon as the first show ends.

“She says the rehearsals have gone amazingly well.”

It would be difficult for the soccer star to make it to Vancouver for that first concert anyway. He would have faced a 16 hour flight from New Zealand where his team is on tour.

(X) Rated: Spice Girl's Breasts - Moms On Top!

Karen — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:03:00 GMT

According to 1000 women in Britain, one Spice Girl stands out as the Breast of the Breast. The poll reveals that it isn't she who is bound from hips to nipples.

The results put Geri Halliwell on top.

1. Geri Halliwell

2. Emma Bunton

3. Melanie Brown

4. Victoria Beckham

5. Melanie Chisholm

Shocker: Victoria Beckham's Boobs Are Not Natural

Karen — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Has Posh Spice had her implants removed?

The picture to the left was snapped 1 year ago in NYC and the one to the right was taken this week when Victoria went to visit her pal Mel B. on the set of 'Dancing With the Stars.'

Her rep said: "I would say she is not wearing the push-up bra she normally wears, but I have not seen the pictures and I have no idea."

Idiot. Does her rep have eyes? Maybe Victoria took out his eyes with her nipples a la Heidi Klum.

She's bound those puppies up so tight for so long that they are permanently perky, like when you leave a half eaten grilled cheese in your toddler's hand and they fall asleep in the car and get an impression of the Virgin Mary on their cheek as they drool on their sandwich. Yeah I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about but talking about Victoria Beckham's boobs disturbs me so much I have to change the subject. Look! Something shiny!