Todd to Bristol: Dump Levi And I'll Buy You A New Car

Josh loposer — Thu, 28 May 2009 18:03:00 GMT

Sometimes parents just have a bad feeling about one of their children's friends or, in this case boyfriends, that they just can't quite explain.

Maybe that is why Todd Palin was offered Bristol a new car in exchange for her breaking things off with now D-lister and estranged baby daddy Levi Johnston. That's what's being reported anyway, as part of a feature story about Levi in the upcoming edition of GQ. Did Todd's spidey senses tell him something was up?

Off course, it could also have been the fact that the teenage couple was having sex in the governor's house, as has been alleged. In that case, I'd buy my daughter two cars to break up with that dude, maybe three (and I'm not talking Kias here).

As it goes with accidental celebrities, Levi is caught between wanting to wring every bit of cash out of his 15 minutes and wanting to be off of the whole weird trip. Still, things are looking up. Getting featured in a sympathetic story in GQ is never a completely bad thing.

Also, it sounds like his relationship with Bristol is starting to thaw. Apparently, Bristol has started dropping baby Tripp off personally, and they even ~~sext~~ text each other from time to time.

"GQ writer John Jeremiah Sullivan watched them exchange flirty text messages. That led to a warmth between them, and now they're in regular contact."

Will the couple ever give things another try? Getting back together is apparently "not even in" Levi's thoughts right now. Still, it's good to hear that the couple is at least being civil toward one another. That should make sharing custody of Tripp infinitely easier.

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Larry Fitzgerald a Baby-Daddy?

Whit Honea — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:18:00 GMT

Larry Fitzgerald, sure, but does Gerald Fitzlarry. Sorry. I never get to use that one.

Okay, here's the actual story: Arizona Cardinal Larry Fitzgerald may soon be a father. TMZ is reporting that ex-Raiders' cheerleader Angela Nazario has filed a paternity suit against the football player claiming he is the father of her baby which will be born in January.

She is also alleging that Fitzgerald tried to hide her in a small Arizona town and bribed her to get any abortion, telling her, "I don't need this all over the news like Matt Leinart." Nice.

Fitzgerald says he will care for the child should a DNA test prove the baby is indeed his.

Hiding, bribing and Leinart-smacking? That's grounds for crazy.

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Todd to Bristol: Dump Levi And I'll Buy You A New Car

Larry Fitzgerald a Baby-Daddy?