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Sarah Palin's Adult Film - Part Deux, Oh Geez

Josh loposer — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:02:00 GMT

What's a down-home, Alaskan hockey mom to do when she becomes the subject of not one, but (at least) two porno movies featuring a look-a-like? More importantly for Sarah Palin, how does her family deal with it?

With two of Sarah's daughters in public school -- Willow, 14, and Piper, 8 -- you've got to know they are the butt of some Nailin' Palin jokes. Not to mention, other parents joking behind your back at the PTA meetings and hockey games. Once you become a national public figure, your whole family just has to develop thick skin to this type of thing.

The second installment of the Nailin' Palin series, entitled Hollywood is Nailin' Palin is set debut later this year -- going straight to DVD of course. Once again, adult star Lisa Ann will play the part of Alaska's conservative governor. The story of Hollywood is Nailin' Palin however, manages to be tons more creative and celebrity savvy.

Allegedly, the plot picks up just after the governor's bid for the Vice Presidency. After her defeat, she decides to try her luck in Hollywood where she meets (and more, I'm assuming) stars like David Hasselhoff and Samantha Ronson on her way to stardom, including her own reality show America's Top Governor. Ha!

I love the way Hustler stamped the words "this is a parody," just in case anyone got confused and thought Sarah Palin actually participated in the production.

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Levi Johnston - Reluctant Celebrity?

trix — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:31:00 GMT

Levi Johnston succumbed to the pressure. What pressure you might ask, as did I?

He gave in and hired a publicist. He needs a publicist? I'm so going to hire one tomorrow.

Apparently he needs a publicist to handle all things Levi, including his need to be famous.

Poor guy. He's fading from the spotlight and he desperately wants to stay in it and is doing whatever he can to maintain his status of celebrity.

Maybe his publicist can help him get into college.

Bristol Palin and Son Tripp Cover People

Levi Johnston's Mom Says Relations with Palins are Thawing

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Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston - Stay Away From My Kids

trix — Fri, 08 May 2009 22:03:00 GMT

This whole Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston thing is getting pretty funny. They are lambasting each other about whatever they can think of and I think they are looking pretty silly.

Bristol is going on about how yes, it's hard to practice abstinence, but really, it's the best choice out there.

Levi says that abstinence is unrealistic. He told "The Early Show", " I don't just think telling young kids, 'you can't have sex' ... it's not going to work ... it's not realistic."

There is absolutely nothing that these two kids could say, that I would ever pass on to my kids. I mean really, how much did you know when you were 17 or 18. Sure we thought we knew everything, but we were sadly mistaken, we knew very little.

These kids have a whole lot of growing up to do and frankly, they are not in any position to tell any kid what they should or should not do.

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, would you let them advise your kids, or would you just use them as an example?

Cheater, Cheater Pumpkin Eater

Ed Burns and Christy Turlington - Do Good

Jon & Kate's Neighbors Speak Up

Bristol Wants Levi in Tripps Life

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Sarah Palin Is In The News Again

trix — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:03:00 GMT

Sarah Palin sure is having a rough time of it lately, hasn't she. She's been all over the news lately and it's not necessarily a good thing.

The latest little tid-bit is that her sister-in-law was arrested for breaking into a house in her home town of Wasilla to steal money, for the second time this week.

Wisely, Sarah's husband Todd Palin declined to comment.

At least it's better than her own kids in the news, you know for bad stuff.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 3-13-09

Whit Honea — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:33:00 GMT

I just saw a black cat run under a ladder. How does that work?

Reese is a big lady (Just Jared)

These shoes aren't very posh (Jezebel)

Pizza with Roman and Iggy (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Leave Bristol alone? (Scanner)

Holy Zuma! (Perez Hilton)

Sarah Palin Returns to Normal Life- Yeah Right!

trix — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:02:00 GMT

How is Sarah Palin settling back into her normal life of being a mom and a grandma?

Oh, she's not, well sort of, I guess.

There is already a web page set up for her Political Action Committee. Does this mean that she is gearing up to run for President in 2012?

Isn't that when the Mayan calendar says the world is going to end?

The three months of coverage last year was enough to drive me crazy, I don't know what I'll do if we have to do it for 2 years.

What about her kids? A child needs both parents, but there are things that only a mother can give. If Sarah goes out on the campaign trail how well will she be able to mother her children?

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Sarah Palin is in Trouble Again

trix — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:29:00 GMT

Uh oh, there's more trouble brewing for Sarah Palin. Her soon to be son-in-law Levi got a new job that he's already had to give up.

So soon? It's going to be difficult for him to support his new family.

It's would seem that Sarah Palin was trying to give him a helping hand by setting him up with a sweet apprenticeship with an electrician. However he isn't eligible for said apprenticeship because he doesn't have a high school diploma.

It's said that Sarah Palin may have twisted some arms to get Levi the job. She is denying that she had anything to do with him getting the job.

We've definitely heard her deny other things before, this may be just something that happened. He may have been hired because someone wanted to give him an opportunity on the other hand, they may have been hiring him for his name.

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Sarah Palin Calls People About Grandson Tripp

Whit Honea — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:06:00 GMT

It turns out that one of the many magazines that Sarah Palin reads is People. Even Governors need to kill time in the check-out line.

Grandma Palin called the magazine to talk about her teenage daughter Bristol, her baby daddy Levi Johnston and their new bundle o'joy Tripp. She's pretty excited. If People had a couch Palin would have been jumping on it.

“You need to know that both Levi and Bristol are working their butts off to parent and going to school and working at the same time. They are certainly not high school dropouts. [Any suggestion otherwise] harms Bristol’s reputation and Levi’s reputation and their chances for good work opportunities.”

Notice that nowhere in that sentence is the idea of college even approached. Go Seawolves!

Tripp Johnston Speaks Out: Take My Family, Please.

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Brad Pitt Supports His Distant Cousin Barack Obama

trix — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:03:00 GMT

The Jolie-Pitts are world travelers. In the last month they have traveled all over the world, maybe even the in last week.

Last night they chose to spend the evening in Chicago and to be a part of the historic election taking place. Brad hung with the masses at Grant Park and waited to hear Barack Obama's victory speech. Angie spent the evening with the kids watching the election results roll in.

Though they could have just as easily been anywhere in the world last yesterday, they decided to spend it on their home turf.

Did you see Brad at the park?

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Angelina Jolie Makes The World A Better Place

trix — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:49:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie recently took a secret trip to Afghanistan where she furthered her role as a Goodwill Ambassador. She takes her role very seriously and has taken steps to insure that the refugee children get the help they need.
Actress Angelina Jolie and a team of 25 powerful law firms are joining forces against the government's attempt to deport thousands of unaccompanied and illegal immigrant children - including hundreds from New York City. Backed by Microsoft Corp., Kids in Need of Defense will provide free legal representation to children separated from their parents. The group will open offices in New York and other several other cities... "These children often have nothing - no money, no support and no family," Jolie said in a statement. "Many end up becoming lost, traumatized, and ultimately forgotten."
"Over the past seven years, I've worked with UNHCR and I've traveled around the world trying to bring attention to refugees," she said. "It's been a remarkable education."

Jolie, who has visited dozens of war-torn countries around the world, spoke passionately on behalf of the victims she's met. "I've seen refugees return to live among the same people who attacked them," she said. "They are returning to the same lawlessness that sent them running in the first place. I've seen aid workers tear up as they put ladies on a bus and say, 'I don't know what we're sending them back to...
"I don't know if the ICC is the answer. And I don't know what type of court is, or what it would need to be to make all of us agree and make it strong enough," Jolie admitted. "But I do know this: No mother who had her children killed in front of her, no young girl sold into slavery, no boy kidnapped and forced to be a child soldier and no young girl like the 3-year-old I met in Sierra Leone, who had her limbs cut off, should be expected to simply forget. No one should have to choose between peace and justice."

Those are powerful words and we can hope that this team of lawyers can make a difference in the lives of these women and children. It will be a great thing to make sure these victims see justice.

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The Terror Of Sarah Palin

trix — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Sarah Palin is a terror, a book burning terror.
Tales From The Crypt editor-in-chief Jim Salicrup revived the comic book 16 months ago and just recently put Sarah Palin on the cover. The reason he put her on the cover of the terror filled comic book, isn't to show support for Barack Obama but to speak out against the very thing that made the original publisher close down the operation in 1955.
On the cover Sarah Palin yells out, "Didn't we get rid of you guys in the 50's?" This is supposed to represent the rumor of her wanting to burn books in the Wasila library and the real threat of censorship.

"According to Jim Salicrup, editor-in-chief of Papercutz, the publisher that revived the classic title about 16 months ago. "This was not a partisan thing. People tend to think of everything as black and white these days—you are either for or against one of the parties 100%. But for us this was about the history of EC Comics, the original publisher of ’Tales from the Crypt.’ Anyone who knows that history knows that even of whiff of banning books is going to get us angry."

"Tales From the Crypt is not endorsing any political candidates, nor are we attacking any candidates. What usually seems to be behind banning books is an attempt to repress ideas that may offer alternative political views. This is not only un-American—blatantly violating the very concept of free speech—but it is assuming that people are unable to come to their own informed conclusions."

Be sure to run out and buy a copy.

Tina Fey is Sarah Palin on SNL: VP Debate (VIDEO)

Sarah Palin Scored 841 on SATs?

Sarah Palin Was Annoyed. Oh, THAT'S Why She Sucked

'Joe The Plumber' Doesn't Understand The Media

Joe the Plumber: The Videos!

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'Joe The Plumber' Doesn't Understand The Media

trix — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 14:01:00 GMT

Joe Wurzelbacher is mad. So mad in fact, that he is striking out at the media for jumping feet first into his personal life and finances.
"The media's worried about whether I've paid my taxes, they're worried about any number of silly things that have nothing to do with America," Wurzelbacher told the former Republican presidential hopeful on his show, "Huckabee."

What did he think was going to happen? Did he not see what happened to Sarah Palin? She was completely vetted by the gossip magazines so be prepared, it will only get worse before it gets better.

PlumberGate: Joe The Plumber IS Related to Charles Keating, and Also Owes Back Taxes!

Joe the Plumber: The Videos!

Joe the Plumber: Republican Plant and Relative of Charles Keating?

Tina Fey "You Ignorant Slut"*

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Spying on the Neighbors: 10-13-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:23:00 GMT

Who's going on the horse trailer tonight?

Nicole Richie is domesticated? (CelebSpin)

Hugh Jackman is a washboard (BWE)

Levi sounds like a winner (Perez Hilton)

Britney flashes some nipple (The Superficial)

Jennifer and Violet (Gossip Girls)

Sarah Palin Wants To Be On SNL?

trix — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:27:00 GMT

Sarah Palin and the McCain staff are trying to figure out how to respond to the spot-on impersonation done by Tina Fey on SNL the last three weeks.
Do you think that she should respond at all?
The Chicago Sun-Times reports that a Palinesque tweak to Tina Fey's American Express commercials may be in the works.
Sarah Palin may also appear on NBC's "Weekend Update" as early as Thursday night.

I can't wait to see what the next SNL Palin skit will be. They have been pretty funny thus far.

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Best of FameCrawler: 9-19-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Pam Anderson Marries Fat Old Guy (Photos)

CNN Newsmaker Found Dead With Child At Side

Sarah Palin's Daughter Caught Doing Drugs On Tape

Amy Poehler Crying About Everything These Days

Ryan and Redmond O'Neal Arrested for Meth Possession (Photos)

Megan Fox in a Bikini!

Josh Howard Hates America? The National Anthem Video

Sarah Palin's Tanning Bed

Mary Louise Parker Naked on Weeds: Photo!

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Splitting Up?

All I Want For Christmas Is A Sarah Palin Action Figure

Keira Knightley's Odd Reason For Wanting To Be Pregnant

Sarah Palin's Daughter Caught Doing Drugs On Tape

trix — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Heavens to murgatroid, will it ever stop?

The Enquirer has done some digging and says that it came up with a video of Bristol Palin smoking pot on camera. It also had a source who like any true source would, spilled the beans regarding Levi's, cocaine buying, smoking Oxycontin off of aluminum foil, habits.

They have such great parents!

The video of Bristol is from 2 years ago when she was 15, and reportedly was giggling like crazy after taking hits. The video is also being labeled as a regular night out for Bristol and her friends.

The pictures are a couple of years old as well of girls who are supposed to be friends with Bristol. It's supposedly a picture of Bristol, but as a commenter said it doesn't look like her. More like her and Levi's friends.

They're doing the Miley Pose.

Did Bristol and Levi Have A Shot Gun Wedding?

trix — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:16:00 GMT

Bristol and Levi may have tied the knot recently. That is, according to a Facebook page that has Bristol's name and picture on it. The couple got hitched and she, like any forward thinking woman may or may not do, hyphenated his name.

Do you really think that she would have used that picture, out of all pictures available? I'm thinking no. I think that the couple will be getting married soon but that it will be a minute or two before they do. Sarah Palin has a lot going on and needs to get a couple things done and over with before she can give her attention fully to being the interferring mother of the bride.

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy Identified!!!

Vetting Sarah Palin: Like Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but Funnier: UPDATED!!

Sarah Palin: Now She's a Racist?

Palin Family On The Cover OF Enquirer! Secrets Exposed!

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When Hairy Met Pali: The McCain-Palin Moment (Video!)

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:05:00 GMT

I forced my two young daughters to watch the Republican National Convention with me last week, and at one point my youngest asked me, "How did McCain find Palin way up there in Alaska?" Then she asked me why I was booing and throwing things at the TV, but I told her, hey - only one question per night young lady.

So I decided to answer the first one, and after much searching on the internet I found this video which shows the precise moment when John McCain asks Sarah Palin to be his VP. I can't believe someone videotaped the whole thing! I feel like a good mom. God Bless America!

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Palin Kids: Piper and Trig Video

Whit Honea — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:34:00 GMT

Finally, a Sarah Palin moment that we can put our full support behind! Seven-year-old Piper was holding her little brother (nephew?)Trig during her mother's speech at the Republican National Convention when she gave him some rural grooming. It was pretty cute. I still slick my kids up like that, although I tend to use less spit and more vodka.

The video is below:

The original Palin post

Sarah Palin Acceptance Speech

Diddy on Palin (NSFW)

Vetting Sarah Palin

Baby Daddy Levi Johnston

Palin trouble- Photos

Bristol and Jamie Lynn

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Sarah Palin Acceptance Speech Video

Whit Honea — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:50:00 GMT

Okay, you've read the facts and some made-up stuff, now see more of the same! GOP VP nominee Sarah Palin spoke at the RNC to all of the U.S., and the reviews were mixed. One thing is certain, she's McCain's attack-dog. Biden was cast in this role as well. Is that what vice presidents have come to?

If you want actual facts they are available here from the liberal media.

See the video below:

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Palin's First Baby Daddy Levi Johnston to Attend Republican National Convention

Whit Honea — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:24:00 GMT

Poor Levi Johnston. All the kid wanted was to be held and now he's being paraded in front of Alaska and America, respectively, as the official mascot of teen sex (unfunded teen sex, of course). Actually, he's probably loving every minute of it. Teen boys work hard for reps like that.

His plans have changed quite a bit. Normally he'd spend a Wednesday night hanging around the motherland (Alaska) waiting for the mullet to fill in, but not tonight! Levi will be joining his pregnant girlfriend and her family on the big, fancy stage that is St. Paul, Minnesota (not to be confused with the big, fancy stage that is Minneapolis, Minnesota) . He will get to experience first hand the magic made when two bodies that love each other, in this case Alaska and America (hey, which country comes first?), join together for a night and just let their emotion get the best of them. If it wasn't so political it would almost be romantic.

Speaking of romantic, Levi's mother has been quoted as saying that the couple had planned on getting married prior to the pregnancy. Regarding the new addition Sherry Johnston said, "'This is just a bonus." An unfunded bonus. In the country of Alaska. That has Hallmark channel written all over it.

I wonder if they'll get David Brickner to officiate the ceremony. Now that would be a bonus.

All of that being what it is, the real reason I feel sorry for Levi and Bristol is that their 2 minutes in heaven is going to cause them years, maybe a lifetime, of unwanted attention- much of which can be directly attributed to Sarah Palin throwing them to the lions, and to a lesser extent the fact that they had sex. Tonight they'll be fed to the media and let's face it, they aren't as nice as I am.

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Vetting Sarah Palin: Like Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but Funnier: UPDATED!!

Whit Honea — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:01:00 GMT

There is some speculation in the media, by which I mean the real media- that being people with neckties and make-up artists, not unshaven bloggers in their underwear (and some men, too) that John McCain's team dropped the ball regarding the vetting[1] process of Sarah Palin.

We're inclined to agree.

That's why we here at FameCrawler, home of all things fameish and crawlesque have decided to help you, the voter. We've done some pretty extensive ~~drinking~~ vetting ourselves over the weekend (McCain, you owe us a house each) and have some interesting information on Mrs. Palin, some of which is actually true!

Here is a list of the items we uncovered without ever stepping foot in Alaska (not that there is anything wrong with that):

The Original Palin Post: John McCain Picks Sarah Palin as VP

Bristol Baby: Sarah Palin's Teen Daughter Pregnant!

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy Identified!!!

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy - I Don't Want Kids (Oops!)

Pregnant Teen Bristol Palin - Photos

Bristol Palin Pregnancy Scandal: Babygate Lives! (Photos)

Bristol Palin Pregnancy: Is Sarah Palin's Baby Really Her Daughter's? (Photos)

Sarah Palin in a Bikini!

Sarah Palin Compared To Angelina Jolie

Diddy on Palin: Good Intentions, Bad Script, Ugly Production

Sarah Palin's Days as a Sportscaster...Video!

Sarah Palin Is A Hunter! Photos!

Seven Things You Might Not Know About Sarah Palin

Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin was Runner Up in 1984 Beauty Contest

Sarah Palin's Husband Arrested For DUI

Sarah Palin Being Investigated (Child Custody,Threats & Lies)

Lindsay Lohan Blogs About Sarah Palin

NUDE! Sarah Palin Naked Photo?!

Bristol gets her drink on

Sarah Palin's Dark Secrets (Photos)!

Proof that Baby Trig is NOT Sarah Palin's Baby!?

Palin's First Baby Daddy to Attend Republican National Convention: Will Bring Mullet

Trig and Bristol: Palin Family Names Run Amok

Political Nanny: Obama Offended by Implied Link to Palin Family Rumors

'Palin Should Go Back to the Kitchen' and 4 More WTF Comments About the VP Pick

McCain, Palin oppose teen pregnancy aid and sex education

Sarah Palin's acceptance speech at the RNC video

Palin family online: real or fake

Piper & Trig Palin: A Pretty Cute Video

The "Barracuda" Scandal(ish)

9 Most Disturbing Beliefs

Palin on Newsweek (and a dead bear)

Palin Affair?

Affair is False!

Robin Williams is Still Funny?!

When Hairy Met Pali

Sarah Racist?

Trailer Trash?

Todd Palin Subpoenaed!

Tina Fey is Sarah Palin on SNL! Video!

This list will be updated for your browsing and vetting pleasure. McCain, we're serious about the houses!

[1] From Wikipedia:

Vetting is a process of examination and evaluation. Specifically, vetting often refers to performing a background check on someone before offering them employment. In addition, in intelligence gathering, assets are vetted to determine their usefulness.

In the United States, a party's presidential nominee must choose a vice-presidential candidate to accompany him or her on the ticket. Prospective vice-presidential candidates must undergo thorough evaluation by a team of advisers acting on behalf of the nominee. In later stages of the vetting process, the team will examine such items as a prospective vice-presidential candidate's finances, personal conduct, and previous coverage in the media.

To vet was originally a horse-racing term, referring to the requirement that a horse be checked for health and soundness by a veterinarian before being allowed to race. Thus, it has taken the general meaning "to check."

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More Trouble For Sarah Palin- Photos!!!

trix — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:24:00 GMT

Oh dear, when is it all going to end.? Bristol Palin is starting to look like she's going to be the bane of her mothers existence, or at least her campaign for VP.

Some new pictures have surfaced of Bristol who is only 17 partaking in, oh my don't say it, underage drinking. She's actually not drinking in the photos, but posing with alcohol bottles. The beer is open though, so who's to say whether she was or wasn't drinking it. There are also some shots of her with guns and Levi Johnston, the father of her unborn child. That is if she's even really pregnant.

Now, in Alaska a child can consume alcohol if it is given to her by her parents so...just saying...

I'll be honest my parents allowed my sister and I to taste their adult beverages, but to let us consume whole ones by ourselves, not so much.

For more Sarah Palin family escapades and mishaps click here. Tons of stories included.

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Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy Identified!!!

trix — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:06:00 GMT

We just can't get enough of Sarah Palin and the story that is her life.

The stories that have burst forth since the announcement of her candidacy as VP, are fodder for all of us gossip mongers.

We now know who the father of Bristol Palin's baby is!

His name is Levi Johnston and he is a hockey player from Wasilla, Alaska.

Levi attended and graduated from Burchell High School last year while Bristol, started out the year at Wasilla High, and finished out the year at Anchorage High School.

Bristol is five months pregnant, and will soon be marrying Levi, because I guess that is the thing to do when you get knocked up and you live under your parents roof.

Levi is said to be a generally good kid, though he has had his run-ins with the law, namely for snagging some King salmon, out of season, from Moose Lake.

Sarah Palin Compared To Angelina Jolie

trix — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:23:00 GMT

Yes, I know, but I couldn't resist this part of the story.

Do you see the resemblance? I do not.

I think that Sarah Palin looks more like Tina Fey, than Angelina Jolie.

I hope Angelina isn't getting wind of this or that she thinks that this is okay.

The "they" are also comparing the two in other areas, such as guns, babies and Jesus.

I know, it's scary. I'm not sure which would be worse.

Someone actually said that, "Sarah Palin has a striking resemblance to Angelina Jolie. The GOP will have my vote this year."

Um, I hope that's not the thing that makes or breaks someones vote.