FameCrawler : bristol palin

Todd to Bristol: Dump Levi And I'll Buy You A New Car

Josh loposer — Thu, 28 May 2009 18:03:00 GMT

Sometimes parents just have a bad feeling about one of their children's friends or, in this case boyfriends, that they just can't quite explain.

Maybe that is why Todd Palin was offered Bristol a new car in exchange for her breaking things off with now D-lister and estranged baby daddy Levi Johnston. That's what's being reported anyway, as part of a feature story about Levi in the upcoming edition of GQ. Did Todd's spidey senses tell him something was up?

Off course, it could also have been the fact that the teenage couple was having sex in the governor's house, as has been alleged. In that case, I'd buy my daughter two cars to break up with that dude, maybe three (and I'm not talking Kias here).

As it goes with accidental celebrities, Levi is caught between wanting to wring every bit of cash out of his 15 minutes and wanting to be off of the whole weird trip. Still, things are looking up. Getting featured in a sympathetic story in GQ is never a completely bad thing.

Also, it sounds like his relationship with Bristol is starting to thaw. Apparently, Bristol has started dropping baby Tripp off personally, and they even ~~sext~~ text each other from time to time.

"GQ writer John Jeremiah Sullivan watched them exchange flirty text messages. That led to a warmth between them, and now they're in regular contact."

Will the couple ever give things another try? Getting back together is apparently "not even in" Levi's thoughts right now. Still, it's good to hear that the couple is at least being civil toward one another. That should make sharing custody of Tripp infinitely easier.

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Bristol Palin and Son Tripp Cover People

Karl Erikson — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:33:00 GMT

Bristol and her baby son, Tripp, are on the new cover of People. Education is on Bristol's mind, even as a teenage single mother. In fact, Bristol gave birth to Tripp and then went back to Wasilla High School to finish the year with a 3.49 GPA!

Mom Governor Sarah Palin says, "I'm so proud of her."

While she considers college, Bristol is busy trying to help with teen pregnancy prevention. "Girls need to imagine and picture their life with a screaming newborn baby," she says. "Then think before they have sex. If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex. Trust me, nobody."

Um, Bristol? Hate to break it to you, darling, but most people don't think you get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat. Teens are still having sex. Many of them are STUPID teens, true, but knowing that sex produces babies isn't exactly cutting down on the teen sex.

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Bristol Palin - Motherhood Sucks

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Bristol Palin is a Teen Pregnancy Prevention Spokesperson

Bristol Palin: Motherhood Sucks

Josh loposer — Wed, 20 May 2009 19:00:00 GMT

In a recent interview with People, Bristol Palin made it a point to clear up any misconceptions for any high school girls who might be getting overly frisky.

"Girls need to imagine and picture their life with a screaming newborn baby and then think before they have sex," she tells PEOPLE. "Think about the consequences."
"If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex," says Bristol, sitting at her parents' lakeside patio table. "Trust me. Nobody."

BTW, Bristol graces the cover of the latest People in her high school graduation cap and gown. Maybe People was playing up the drama her by asking Bristol how it felt to be left out of her senior year in high school. Even so, I think Bristol might be overstating the case a little here.

I mean, if the news ever got out that sex leads to pregnancy, and pregnancy leads to screaming babies, procreation might cease and humanity as we know it would be lost.

Seriously though, it seems like Since Bristol signed on as an anti-teen pregnancy campaigner, all of the sudden, baby Tripp isn't such a miracle -- he's become part of a cautionary tale. I think that's kind of sad and way to get the message across.

Do you think Bristol is right on with the abstinence thing? Or should she maybe promote safe sex?

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Bristol Palin: High School Graduate

Josh loposer — Mon, 18 May 2009 21:32:00 GMT

Bristol Palin is now officially edumacated. Avoiding one of the greatest pitfalls for teenage mothers, Bristol got her Wasilla High School diploma Saturday.

With the year she's had, finding the motivation to finish up high school had to be a challenge, but Bristol was reportedly all smiles when she walked across the stage at the Wasilla Sports Complex. She was, however, seen mouthing the words "where's my baby" to her family in the crowd just moment before getting her diploma.

Her graduating GPA was a respectable 3.497, which is only "point zero-zero-something" from graduating with honors, according to Bristol.

After reveling in the glory of post graduation parties and whatever else high school kid can find to do in Alaska, Bristol plans to start her search for a college with a two-year business degree program. Then, it's on to a career in real estate. I'm foreseeing a few years of daycare for baby Tripp.

Or, maybe Levi will look after him once his modeling career slows down ... I kid.

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Who Knew? Sarah Palin and Dina Lohan are Worst Celebrity Mother-in-laws

Karl Erikson — Thu, 14 May 2009 15:33:00 GMT

The readers of Parenting.com have voted and the results are in. The worst celebrity mother-in-laws are former GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin and stage mother Dina Lohan. This, despite the fact that neither one of the moms have kids who have married.

Dina, mom of Lindsay Lohan, has been constantly ridiculed for her lazy parenting style. Sarah Palin is in the crosshairs because of her loose lips, incessantly bitching about Levi Johnston, the father of teen daughter Bristol's baby son.

What do you think? Are there worse mother-in-laws? Besides your own, of course.

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Hayden Panettiere Talks Motherhood!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 09 May 2009 11:02:00 GMT

Heroes star Hayden Panettiere is still very young and not ready to settle down, but the 19-year-old actress does want children one day - four to be exact!

Panettiere said, "I want a family. I want kids. I actually want a lot of kids. Not like ten, like four.

"And if it’s something that you go, ‘Oh I can’t wait to be a mom,' that’s great, but think about it for your child and go, 'I want to be a mom but I want to be the best mom I can be.

"And the only way to be the best mom I can be is by waiting until I’m no longer a child and waiting until I can teach them the best morals and raise them the best I can with a good education and a good platform."

The teen star has recently joined another teen - Bristol Palin - on teen pregnancy prevention for National Teen Pregnancy Awareness Day in NYC. Candie's Foundation hosted a town hall meeting for the event.

Hayden told OK!, "I don't think it’s something that’s talked about enough and I think that it’s just human nature to not realize the severity of an issue until it happens to you, until it directly impacts your life. And you go, 'I’ll never get pregnant. It will never happen to me. I know it happens but it won’t happen to me. I’ll never get in a car accident, I know it happens, but it won’t happen to me.' Until it happens and then it’s too late.”

Panettiere had kind words for teen mom, Bristol.

"I think this is all politics aside here. Different approaches to this topic, different opinions, but still saying the same thing – just to be safe, to be smart, to be educated and it was very brave of her to come up here and for the younger people to see someone their age going through it."

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Bristol Palin: Teen Pregnancy Prevention Spokesperson

Josh loposer — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:00:00 GMT

Who better to raise awareness for teenage pregnancy than the 18-year-old, unwed mother that injected some serious drama into last year's presidential campaign, Bristol Palin?

Heck, it's not like drama over 4-month-old Tripp has died out... but anyway, Levi's tell-all book about sex in the governor's mansion isn't what this post is about.

Bristol Palin is making her own headlines these days, serving as an example for young women of what not to do. No kidding, she's landed a job (I'm assuming it pays money) as a Youth Ambassador for the Candies Foundation. Says Bristol:

“I feel that I could be a living example of the consequences of teen pregnancy. If I can prevent even one girl from getting pregnant, I will feel a sense of accomplishment.”

Uh, Bristol, you are a living example of the consequences, and pretty much everyone has heard your story already. Still, for those who want to hear it first hand, Bristol will be speaking at the Candies Foundation's annual Event to Prevent in New York.

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Levi Gets Snubbed By Modeling Industry

Josh loposer — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:00:00 GMT

What's Levi Johnston's career strategy -- beyond doing interviews about how he knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter? One of his vague aspirations is apparently to profit from his 15 minutes by becoming a model. So far, it looks like the modeling industry's taking a pass.

According to a CBS Early Show report, Levi's self-proclaimed career prospects go something like this: “He says that he will be an electrician like everyone else in his family, or maybe all this publicity will lead to a modeling or acting gig, which he is open to.”

While I could kinda see Levi doing some modeling work for the Bass Pro Shop catalog, it's hard to imagine him supporting himself and his baby Tripp with his acting skillz.

Of course, when Vanity Fair heard about Levi's opportunistic and quasi-ridiculous plan, they couldn't help themselves. They decided to contact some of top modeling agencies to see if they were interested in working with the infamous baby daddy.

Click Models
“We didn’t reach out to him. I guess he’s interested, but we weren’t,” said Stephanie Grill, director of Click’s men’s board.

DNA Model Management
“No one has reached out to him. He’s a good-looking guy, but not really a model type. No one would see him on the runway. He was ill-at-ease on Tyra Banks and I can’t see that changing drastically,” said Fred Howard of DNA public relations.

Ford Models
“No one in the Men’s Division has reached out. It wasn’t even brought up. I know every time I saw him during the elections, I never thought, ‘He should be a male model.’ It would be doubtful,” said Jesse Simon of the Ford men’s board, in New York.

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Controversy City Continues: Levi Johnston Dishes More About Palins

Karl Erikson — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:38:00 GMT

Levi Johnston, former fiance to Bristol Palin and baby daddy to son Tripp, talked to CBS' The Early Show about his problems with the Palins. He was just on the Tyra Banks Show, where he spilled some controversial details about his and Bristol's life.

Did Levi, now 18, ever live at the Palin's home? "They said I didn't live there," he said. "I 'stayed' there. I was like, 'Okay, whatever you want to call it.' I had all my stuff there, so if you want to call it staying there, that's fine."

"So they're lying," anchor Maggie Rodriguez said. "Yeah," Levi answered.

Ever since Levi and Bristol broke up, he says there's enough tension to cut with a butter knife. "I can go over there whenever I want and see my baby," he says. "But I'm not allowed to take him, and it's not as comfortable going over there anymore with that family sitting down on the couch. It's awkward. I don't know. They just, like, they don't think of me the same way anymore."

Levi went on to say, "I don't wanna go over there every day and sit there when her family's there and try and play with my baby. I want to be able to take him and do what - our own thing with my family."

Levi says that the biggest misconception is "that my family's white trash."

"We're not trying to cash in on their name, you know. I'm just trying to get my side of the story out there. Letting people know who I am. Not what the magazines say I am."

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Why Did Sarah Palin Name Her Daughter Bristol?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 15:02:00 GMT

Alaska Governor and former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has gone the 'unusual' baby name route when naming her children. There's Track, 19, Bristol, 18, Willow, 13, Piper, 8 and Trig, 10 months, and while it might not be clear why she named them what she did, she has mentioned the reason for choosing "Bristol" for her oldest daughter.

Palin told Esquire magazine, that as a teen in high school, she wanted to be a sportscaster and when she learned where ESPN was located (Bristol, Conn.), was very disappointed.

It was too far from her, so, instead she chose to name her oldest daughter Bristol a few years later. Which, isn't horrible - not a name I would choose personally, but hey it could be worse. Sarah could have went with Smackover (Arkansas) or Clapper Gap (California), so in the grand scheme of things, Bristol's not all that bad.

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Will Farrell's Land of the Lost

trix — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:31:00 GMT

Will Farrell is starring in Land of the Lost and here is a sneak preview of the preview.

I was at the La Brea Tarpits one of the days that Will Farrell was filming scenes to the movie.

Sadly, we did not catch even a glimpse of him, though not for lack of trying. I tried to see if he was around anywhere, maybe taking a break with his kids, taking in the sights, but no.

It's alright, my kids thought it was cool anyway.

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Tripp Johnston Speaks Out: Take My Family, Please.

HerBadMother — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:46:00 GMT

From a letter sent by Tripp Johnston to Alaska Child Welfare, released, presumably, by a disgruntled employee who very probably didn't vote Republican:

FR: Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston
TO: Alaska Department of Health and Child Welfare
RE: Get me the f&$* out of here.
December 30, 2008

To whom it may concern,

Please consider this my official petition to be gotten the f&$* away from these people.

There's more (as reported by Pinko Magazine, which, you know, is a TOTALLY reliable source):

Seriously. I was just born yesterday and today Aunt Willow took my stuffed dog and drew a red target on its face. Mom keeps asking me if I want “breast moose” and I don’t even know what that means. Uncle Trig is like, no help at all. You have to get me out of here...

(On Grandma Johnston) Everyone thought she was cooking meth, they knew it for months, it was kind of glamorous right? She wasn’t even cooking meth though, she was selling oxy contin! That’s mad shady. I guess if Sarah Palin was about to be my baby daughters baby daughters baby gramma I’d want some painkillers too but seriously...

(On Grandma Palin) Yesterday she swaddled me in $312,481 in unreported Nieman-Marcus dresses. Grandpa Todd is fine I guess but he’s always texting Grandma about troopers to fire and budget items to cut. They have bigger things on their plate. Also mom said someone named UNCLE JIM DOBSON was coming to talk to the whole family about something called 2012? That can’t be good.

Poor baby. Not even a week old and already freaked the hell out.

Seriously, though, he needs to calm down. Having teen parents isn't so bad; just ask the newest Spears baby. And who doesn't have a failed Vice-Presidential nominee or two in their family tree? Or a oxycontin dealer? WHATEVER. Call me when there's a felon or two in the extended family, or a circus performer, maybe. Drugs and politics are so ordinary.

That 'breast moose' thing, though? That is disturbing.

Poor kid.

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Sarah Palin is Successful at Something! Yay for Her!

trix — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:32:00 GMT

I know there are many Sarah Palin supporters out there and guess what they are doing? They are all buying her 2009 calendar.

Well, I for one am glad that I ordered my Sarah Palin 2009 calendar early. It's an amazon.com best seller. J/K I didn't really buy one.

The calendar is $15.95 and reportedly has some never before seen pictures.

I loved the "Inquisitr's" take on the calendar. They said, "Early reviewers say the calendar looks promising at a glance, but once you get to really know it, you realize it was definitely the wrong choice."

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Tina Fey's Scar Mystery Revealed

trix — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:32:00 GMT

Tina Fey is awesome. I know that there are plenty of men that worship the very ground she walks on and one of her most talked about features, her scar.

You know the one I'm talking about, the one she never talks about.

She talked or more accurately her husband talked about her scar in a Vanity Fair interview. He said, "It was in, like, the front yard of her house, and some body just came up, and she just thought somebody marked her with a pen."

Tina refuses to talk about it because, "It's impossible to talk about it without somehow seemingly exploiting it."

I bet her daughter wants to know all about it. She probably probably traces it every time Tina holds her close, and says mommy let me kiss your boo boo.

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From Washington To Wisteria Lane: Sarah Palin Joins Desperate Housewives?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:04:00 GMT

Sarah Palin might not have won the vice presidency but that doesn't mean she's not a hot commodity! From Washington to Wisteria Lane - the creators of Desperate Housewives are reportedly keen for the Alaska governor to join their cast....

According to Hal Lifson, Hollywood PR man (he's not involved with the show), Marc Cherry series creator, is "very hot to trot to have her appear on the season-five finale."

He adds, "Marc is hightly enamoured of Sarah and sees her as the ultimate guest star [playing] a similar version of herself."

Lifson told the New York Times, "The idea has gone over surprisingly well with execs at Disney, who see it as a blockbuster based on Sarah's huge ratings on Saturday Night Live."

An ABC rep said, "There's no truth to it," and Marc Cherry declined to comment. Oh that means it's true but they want to keep it a surprise! I think she'd be great on the show. 'Hockey mom hunter governor former vice presidential candidate' meets the women of Wisteria Lane - she'd fit right in.

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She's Got Legs: Sarah Palin Sunbathing

Sassy Smith — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:06:00 GMT

Sarah Palin is enjoying a bit of down-time, relaxing with a friend, poolside at a swanky hotel in Florida on Friday afternoon. Palin was in Miami to attend the Republican Governor's Conference but later, was lucky enough to sit back, sip a few drinks and catch some sun. She might be a mom of five, but she's got legs and knows how to use them!

More photos after the jump!

What's next for Sarah Palin? Well, as governor, she's got some work back home in Alaska to tend to and she's going to be a grandmother soon and has a wedding to help plan. Her plate is full I'd say!

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Sarah Palin Offered $3 Million To Star In Adult Film

Sassy Smith — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 13:06:00 GMT

So. The election is over, and that means Governor Sarah Palin might have a bit more free time on her hands. Plus, two of her kids are of adult age now, so that only leaves 3 little ones to chase after, and that wouldn't be quite as hectic as chasing five kids around. And what could she do with that free time? Well, Bill Fisher, a.k.a. porn director Cezar Capone has offered Palin $3 million to star in one of his films. I'm thinking Sarah's a bit too classy for that...but gee, I'm sure she thanks you for the offer.

Fisher spoke to the The Sun last week to announce that he had raised his initial offer of $2 million plus $100,000 and a free snow mobile for her husband Todd (oh that'll cinch the deal!), to three million bucks and a lifetime supply of Alaskan king crab.

The director was asked how high he would take his offer and although he's near his limit, he said he might be able to "find a little wiggle room."

And this dude apparently thinks he has a real chance to convince Palin to do the film.

"I'm not sure how fluid she is financially, but it's not unheard of for an ex-governor to change professions for a big pay day. Everybody's got a price, you know? Three million dollars is a lot of money. Heck, my price is a lot lower than that.

"After this it may have to go to a co-production with my company and another company," said Fisher. "We've talked to another couple of companies already and they would definitely be interested, so who knows where the offer could go?"

Fisher called Palin a "beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world - the most desirable woman over 40."

He's also willing to the money in escrow to prove to Sarah just how serious he is about this porn movie. He believes it's all about the art.

"I know it's a little out of her comfort zone, but that's why we offered something for her husband too. Heck, I don't mind if we just give them a camera and they can shoot it themselves. That'll work for me just fine. She can help me with the design." I bet she'll get right on that.

Fisher actually sent an offer to her, for realz - to her administration office in Juneau, Alaska on Nov. 6. He's not heard back. Ya think?

He added, "I don't know if her people have told her about it. It would be nice for them to acknowledge it, even if it's a point blank refusal. That would be the decent thing, and then the story would die instead of rolling on for the next month."

This isn't the first "celeb" Fisher has made the offer to. He does so all the time.

"From time to time we make offers to celebrities. Sometimes they make offers to us. Definitely things happen that way, they bring tapes to us and make deals, 'I don't want anything to do with it, we'll say it was stolen' - no names, but the sex tape business is definitely big. Every year there's a new run, and most 'stolen' tapes are done on purpose."

"If Sarah would prefer that option, I'm sure we can work something out," he adds.

I'm thinking it's going to be a big fat NO.

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Sassy Smith — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:11:00 GMT

Saturday Night Live has seen some of it's best ratings in years since Tina Fey began her portrayal of vice presidential hopeful, Sarah Palin, but sadly, Fey is ending that run. Shucks, it was fun while it lasted!

Fey, who is the creator and star of NBC's 30 Rock said of her moonlighting, "I have to retire just because I have to do my day job."

But it would seem that spoofing Palin would be something that could be done for years to come. Tina has an idea though - she said, "I think [Kristen] Wiig would do a really good job." So will she pass the torch?

"Maybe we could get a real torch. Or I could give Wiig the Palin wig."

It's probably best anyway - Tina's daughter gets confused by Sarah Palin, thinking she's her mom!

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Tina Fey's Daughter Confused by Sarah Palin

Karl Erikson — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:29:00 GMT

Tina Fey, who does a dead-on Sarah Palin impression but won't be doing them any more, says that her 3-year-old daughter Alice Zenobia is totally "confused" by her mother's resemblance to Palin. When Palin did Saturday Night Live on October 18, Alice was on the set. Tina was holding Alice while Governor Palin was on a monitor. Alice said, "I see you up there!"

38-year-old Tina replied, "No, I'm here with you." Lately, Tina says she's been testing her daughter with the newspaper. "I'll say, 'Who's that?' And she'll say 'Sarah Palin.' And then I'll show her my picture and say, 'Who's that?' She'll go 'Sarah Palin.' I'm like, 'No, that's mommy!' She looked at me and scowled, she was really mad when I corrected her."

When shown a picture of President-elect Barack Obama, Tina said, "His name is Barack Obama." Laughter burst out of Alice. "That's crazy!" she said. Tina says, "She thought that was the funniest thing she'd ever heard." It IS a pretty funny name.

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trix — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:03:00 GMT

The Jolie-Pitts are world travelers. In the last month they have traveled all over the world, maybe even the in last week.

Last night they chose to spend the evening in Chicago and to be a part of the historic election taking place. Brad hung with the masses at Grant Park and waited to hear Barack Obama's victory speech. Angie spent the evening with the kids watching the election results roll in.

Though they could have just as easily been anywhere in the world last yesterday, they decided to spend it on their home turf.

Did you see Brad at the park?

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Video: Sarah Palin Mannequin Hanging By Noose

Sassy Smith — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:39:00 GMT

Is this just a Halloween decoration or beyond bad taste? A Los Angeles man, Chad Michael Morisette put up an effigy of Sarah Palin - the mannequin is wearing a red business suit, brown wig and glasses - hanging from a noose. He says it's art but it was reported to police as a hate crime.

Video after the jump!

Mr. Morisette is defending the doll because it's part of his Halloween display but admits it would be out of bounds if Halloween wasn't coming up.

Morisette said, "It should be seen as art, and as within the month of October. It's Halloween, it's time to be scary it's time to be spooky."

Although the house is being monitored (to make sure things don't get out of hand) due to receiving five to ten calls about the offending display, Morisette will not be charged with a hate crime.

Steve Whitmore, spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, said, "I'm not defending this; I'm not criticising it. It doesn't rise to the level of hate crime. Now, if there was a crime against bad taste...."

Whitmore said that potential hate crimes are looked at individually. If the same display were of a Barack Obama mannequin, authorities would have to evaluate that case independently.

Morisette also has a doll of John McCain coming out of the chimney, surrounded by "flames," as well as more typical Halloween decorations.

What do you think? A bit much? Beyond just a tacky "Halloween display?" And what message does it send to the kids that are out trick or treating?

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:06:00 GMT

Sharon Osbourne is an outspoken kind of gal. And why change now? Sharon thinks that the Republican Party only nominated Sarah Palin to get women voters, but she says that no American woman would be stupid enough to fall for that. Yikes!

Contactmusic reported that Osbourne was shocked when she heard who John McCain chose as his running mate. "I'm shocked and stunned about this lady... It reminds me of, like, a hokey Disney movie where somebody from nowhere suddenly ends up ruling the world.

"I don't know her, I've never met her, but come on! You cannot (vote for her)."

The wife of Ozzy Osbourne added that American women won't fall for the ploy.

She said, "It's like they were scouring America for a woman... 'Just find us a woman, anywhere, that we can have next to him, so that it looks good.' They scoured America and the last stop before you do fall off America is Alaska, and she was iced, waiting."

She added, "They want the women to vote for her but women aren't that stupid."

Well now, she's to the point isn't she? And is she right?

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:32:00 GMT

This is one item I'm sure Sarah Palin's kids would not want to hear about their mother. And, probably Sarah herself would be slightly creeped out. In this day and age it's pretty easy to get our hands on (no pun) whatever floats our boats - and if you're hot for Palin, you know, in that way, then no worries - you can get your very own, uh, Sarah love doll. I kid you not.

Photo after the jump (slightly NSFW)

Some men (and maybe women - let's keep it fair!) like the less complicated relationship of being with a partner that can't talk back, ask you to take out the trash or nag you to finish that yard clean-up.

Some highlights of the "This is not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll" are:

Sarah Palin makes sexism sexy. She's the hottest thing to come out of Alaska in years. Blow her up and show her how you're going to vote. Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate. There are three ways to....um, you can guess the rest.

I'm not sure how much they are, or if there are any left in stock. I'm going to leave that up to you to find out if you're so inclined.

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Sarah Palin Wants Bristol To Marry Before The Baby Comes

Sassy Smith — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:06:00 GMT

Sarah Palin's 18-year-old daughter Bristol is pregnant and due in December and Bristol's fiance Levi Johnston said that they're planning their wedding for next summer. However, Sarah hopes that they decide to get married sooner.

In an interview with People magazine, Sarah opens up about her daughter and her marriage hopes for her daughter.

Palin would like it if the teens would marry before the baby comes in December.

The governor said, "Hopefully before that. Bristol turns 18 in a few days (she turned 18 on October 18). That's what we wanted her to wait for: 18, and a decision on her own about how she's going to go forward, her and Levi, at this point." Right, so no point in saying you want them to tie the knot before baby.

Hate to say it, but Bristol and Levi are both eighteen so it's now totally their decision when and how they get married.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 18:09:00 GMT

Mom fight! Tina Fey does a great impression of Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin and we've seen her do it a few times on SNL. How does Palin feel about the parody? Oh she takes it in stride with a little cattiness thrown in....

A People magazine reporter pointed out the fact that Tina Fey acts "sort of bubble-headed" during her skits portraying the governor, and what did Sarah say in return? "That's funny, I play her bubble-headed, too, when I imitate her." Oh snap!

Not to worry though, Fey isn't fond of Palin either. Although Sarah Palin's appearance on Saturday Night Live on October 18 saw the show get its highest ratings in fourteen years, not everyone was thrilled about the running mate being there. Namely, Tina Fey.

According to Life & Style, a source said that Fey was snubbed by Palin and wouldn't even make eye contact with her during Saturday's opening skit.

"Tina Fey opposed the guest appearance and said it completely takes the teeth out of the satire to have the real-life Sarah in on the joke."

The insider added, "Tina was not a happy camper." Come on ladies, you have to be nice at the sandbox - isn't that we teach our kids?

I guess we know who Tina Fey isn't voting for.

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