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Tripp Johnston Speaks Out: Take My Family, Please.

HerBadMother — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:46:00 GMT

From a letter sent by Tripp Johnston to Alaska Child Welfare, released, presumably, by a disgruntled employee who very probably didn't vote Republican:

FR: Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston
TO: Alaska Department of Health and Child Welfare
RE: Get me the f&$* out of here.
December 30, 2008

To whom it may concern,

Please consider this my official petition to be gotten the f&$* away from these people.

There's more (as reported by Pinko Magazine, which, you know, is a TOTALLY reliable source):

Seriously. I was just born yesterday and today Aunt Willow took my stuffed dog and drew a red target on its face. Mom keeps asking me if I want “breast moose” and I don’t even know what that means. Uncle Trig is like, no help at all. You have to get me out of here...

(On Grandma Johnston) Everyone thought she was cooking meth, they knew it for months, it was kind of glamorous right? She wasn’t even cooking meth though, she was selling oxy contin! That’s mad shady. I guess if Sarah Palin was about to be my baby daughters baby daughters baby gramma I’d want some painkillers too but seriously...

(On Grandma Palin) Yesterday she swaddled me in $312,481 in unreported Nieman-Marcus dresses. Grandpa Todd is fine I guess but he’s always texting Grandma about troopers to fire and budget items to cut. They have bigger things on their plate. Also mom said someone named UNCLE JIM DOBSON was coming to talk to the whole family about something called 2012? That can’t be good.

Poor baby. Not even a week old and already freaked the hell out.

Seriously, though, he needs to calm down. Having teen parents isn't so bad; just ask the newest Spears baby. And who doesn't have a failed Vice-Presidential nominee or two in their family tree? Or a oxycontin dealer? WHATEVER. Call me when there's a felon or two in the extended family, or a circus performer, maybe. Drugs and politics are so ordinary.

That 'breast moose' thing, though? That is disturbing.

Poor kid.

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Brad Pitt Supports His Distant Cousin Barack Obama

trix — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:03:00 GMT

The Jolie-Pitts are world travelers. In the last month they have traveled all over the world, maybe even the in last week.

Last night they chose to spend the evening in Chicago and to be a part of the historic election taking place. Brad hung with the masses at Grant Park and waited to hear Barack Obama's victory speech. Angie spent the evening with the kids watching the election results roll in.

Though they could have just as easily been anywhere in the world last yesterday, they decided to spend it on their home turf.

Did you see Brad at the park?

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When Hairy Met Pali: The McCain-Palin Moment (Video!)

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:05:00 GMT

I forced my two young daughters to watch the Republican National Convention with me last week, and at one point my youngest asked me, "How did McCain find Palin way up there in Alaska?" Then she asked me why I was booing and throwing things at the TV, but I told her, hey - only one question per night young lady.

So I decided to answer the first one, and after much searching on the internet I found this video which shows the precise moment when John McCain asks Sarah Palin to be his VP. I can't believe someone videotaped the whole thing! I feel like a good mom. God Bless America!

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Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy Identified!!!

trix — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:06:00 GMT

We just can't get enough of Sarah Palin and the story that is her life.

The stories that have burst forth since the announcement of her candidacy as VP, are fodder for all of us gossip mongers.

We now know who the father of Bristol Palin's baby is!

His name is Levi Johnston and he is a hockey player from Wasilla, Alaska.

Levi attended and graduated from Burchell High School last year while Bristol, started out the year at Wasilla High, and finished out the year at Anchorage High School.

Bristol is five months pregnant, and will soon be marrying Levi, because I guess that is the thing to do when you get knocked up and you live under your parents roof.

Levi is said to be a generally good kid, though he has had his run-ins with the law, namely for snagging some King salmon, out of season, from Moose Lake.

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Sarah Palin Compared To Angelina Jolie

trix — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:23:00 GMT

Yes, I know, but I couldn't resist this part of the story.

Do you see the resemblance? I do not.

I think that Sarah Palin looks more like Tina Fey, than Angelina Jolie.

I hope Angelina isn't getting wind of this or that she thinks that this is okay.

The "they" are also comparing the two in other areas, such as guns, babies and Jesus.

I know, it's scary. I'm not sure which would be worse.

Someone actually said that, "Sarah Palin has a striking resemblance to Angelina Jolie. The GOP will have my vote this year."

Um, I hope that's not the thing that makes or breaks someones vote.

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Bristol Palin Pregnancy Scandal: Babygate Lives! (Photos)

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:25:00 GMT

Okay, I couldn't resist posting this image from Gawker, not only because "Juno" is one of my favorite movies, but because there's nothing I like better than a couple of Photoshopped heads. Oh, and then there's this whole Sarah Palin pregnancy scandal.

The rumor is that VP nominee Sarah Palin's baby isn't actually hers, but is the love-child of her 17-year-old daughter Bristol. (Read all about it here.)

Of course, then there was the news that Bristol really IS pregnant.

The announcement was supposedly made to put a stop to the rumors, but here at FameCrawler we're not about to let this thing die so easily. As my fellow blogger Whit pointed out, is Bristol really pregnant? The notion of not one, but TWO faked pregnancies is just too intriguing to pass up.

So now I offer you this: the photo on the left is of Palin when she was supposedly 7-months pregnant with son Trig back in February. The photo on the right is also of Palin, but in a previous pregnancy.

Unlike Palin's waist during her latest pregnancy, the plot thickens...

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Sarah Palin's Days as a Sportscaster...Video!

Karl Erikson — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 17:32:00 GMT

The newly famous MILF and VP candidate Sarah Palin wasn't always in politics. Back in 1988, Sarah Heath, her name before marrying Todd Palin, was a sportscaster for Anchorage's NBC affiliate, KTUU.

Ah yes, the days of Big Hair. And we've got the video right here. Check out McCain's running mate 20 years ago in this clip. She actually uses the words "beaver roundup" and "slamming it in."

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Bristol Baby: Sarah Palin's Teen Daughter Pregnant!

Whit Honea — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 17:04:00 GMT

Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter Bristol is five months pregnant. She says that she will marry the father.

According to an aide, Republican Presidential nominee John McCain was aware of the high school senior's pregnancy before making Palin his VP choice.

“Senator McCain knew this and felt in no way did it disqualify her from being vice president,” said the aide. “Families have difficulties sometimes and lucky for her she has a supportive family.”

The aide also stated that the decision to reveal the pregnancy now was based on rumors that Sarah Palin’s four-month-old baby is actually Bristol's. Guess they showed us.

“In the course of correcting that, we needed to get the truth out,” said the aide.

Sarah and Todd Palin issued a statement saying that they are “proud of Bristol’s decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents” and asked the media to respect their daughters privacy. I'm guessing that won't happen.

According to CNN,"McCain's aide insisted a key point to keep in mind is that Bristol decided to keep the baby, a decision “supported by her parents.”"

So, keep that in mind.

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Bristol Palin Pregnancy: Is Sarah Palin's Baby Really Her Daughter's? (Photos)

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:28:00 GMT

UPDATE: Bristol Palin is really pregnant. But is this the end of Babygate? See more photos HERE.

Here's a story that's filled with salacious gossip, secret pregnancies and unproven sources. In other words, perfect for FameCrawler! There's a rumor surfacing that Sarah Palin's fifth child Trig, who was born in April, is actually the child of Palin's 16-year-old daughter Bristol. According to sources, Sarah Palin's announcement in early March that she was seven months pregnant came as a shock to those that had worked closely with her, since she did displayed no signs of pregnancy whatsoever during the previous seven months. Here are a couple of other pieces to this story:

- Palin does not appear to be pregnant in any photos taken during her pregnancy. Sources point mainly to the photo below, which was taken of Palin when she would have been almost 7 months pregnant.

- Palin's daughter Bristol who attends an Anchorage high school, was reportedly absent for what would have been the last 4 -5 months of her mother's pregnancy, claiming to be suffering from a prolonged case of mono.

- Sarah Palin's water broke while she was attending a conference in Texas. She then proceeded to give a 30-minute speech before taking an 11-12 hour flight home to Alaska to give birth.

- All photos on the Alaska State Department's official website that show Sarah Palin and her family have been taken down.

So what do you think? A mother and public figure attempting to spare herself and her daughter from public embarrassment or just another election-year rumor?

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