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Britney Spears Photo Post: Treefort Edition

Karen — Sat, 31 May 2008 22:06:00 GMT

Did the paps build treehouses in her trees? Enjoy!

If Only Britney Could Fly

Karen — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:33:00 GMT

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky

It had the one long horn, one big eye

I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"

It looks like a purple eater to me

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater

(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)

A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater

Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)

Aw c'mon, that's better than speculation that she is pregnant again, isn't it? YAWN.

Britney Spears in Grease

Karen — Thu, 29 May 2008 22:33:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been tipped for the role of Sandy in Grease.

Some crazy musical producer in London like her great acting on How I Met Your Mother. Great acting? Um, okay. Whatever. You know, I'm glad she's getting well but she is no actress. Please.

A source tells British newspaper Metro, "The producers were bouncing around the idea of casting Britney in the role of Sandy.

"They're recasting the roles in July and they thought that Britney looked like a Sandy. She would be terrific."

Yup I think so too. And this is why:

Perfect.

Jayden James Leaving The Gym

Karen — Tue, 27 May 2008 19:35:00 GMT

Here's a nanny that loves her job. And hey, JJ goes to the gym more than Daddy!

Britney Apologizes To Her Family

Karen — Mon, 26 May 2008 21:03:00 GMT

When visiting her family in Louisiana, Britney reportedly apologized to her family.

“Britney was awkward and upset at first, but on her mom Lynne’s advice she took the initiative and gave a speech about how sorry she felt about her wayward behavior in recent months,” says a source.

“She said, ‘I’m sorry to have put you through so much. I’m strong deep down and I think the whole thing has made me even stronger. I think now I’m on the right track to being a better mother and a better person, someone you and my boys can be proud of.’”

Britney's Sex Tape Is About To Be Released

Karen — Mon, 26 May 2008 18:03:00 GMT

Adnan Ghalib certainly took advantage of a vulnerable Britney during her mental breakdown in 2007. This alleged sex tape he has been trying to peddle to the highest bidder is apparently going to surface soon. The tape reportedly contains a full two-hours of footage, which is said to contain twenty minutes of full sex after a long session of foreplay.

The sex tape was supposedly shot while the couple holidayed in Mexico in January.

A source said: "The video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout.

"At one point in the tape Adnan asks Britney to remove the pink wig but she refuses, saying 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.' "

If this is true, this guy is truly a disgusting pig. I hope for her sake and her children's sake that it doesn't exist at all.

Jamie Lynn: Britney Gave Me Advice On Motherhood, Y'all!

Karen — Mon, 26 May 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Recently, Britney went home to Louisiana to spend time with expectant sister, Jamie-Lynn.

‘It was wonderful to be able to spend time with her and just be girls again,’ Jamie admits.

‘We painted our nails and did stupid stuff, and we had our private time too.

'To be able to be in the privacy of our own home and just be sisters again was wonderful.’

And Brit chatted to her sister about what it means to be a mum, ‘She said: “There’s going to be some long nights, but it’s completely worth it,”’ Jamie tells OK!

Britney approves of Jamie's baby daddy too: 'Britney loves Casey,' she says, 'She's met him a bunch of times. They were riding 4-wheelers and stuff together. They got along really well.'

Britney Spears To Be The Next Celine Dion?

Karen — Mon, 26 May 2008 00:02:00 GMT

Palms owner George Maloof had a working lunch with our girl Britney Spears to discuss plans for a steady Vegas show. You know, like the annoying Celine Dion.

Says a source: “She wants to make a splashy comeback in Las Vegas. He wants the show to be full of high energy and flashy costume changes. She’s like the master at what she does. She’s a lot more experienced than most people. She just has the ‘it’ factor.”

I can't see this happening. I mean, yes she could do it, but why? Can't she rake in more money by touring? Weird. I guess we'll see!

Britney & Those Beautiful Boys!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 25 May 2008 12:08:00 GMT

Britney Spears spent some mommy & son time with Sean Preston and Jayden James on Friday. Looks like the kids enjoyed their playtime with a zoned in Brit! Grandpa Spears got in on the action too.

More photos after the jump!

Britney actually looks okay in that dress - it's a big loud but much better than her usual 'too small' attire. And her hair looks decent in some of the photos - not great, but we can't get carried away can we?

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Britney To Kevin - "I'm Pregnant & It's Yours"

Sassy Smith — Wed, 21 May 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears is reportedly pregnant - with ex-huband Kevin Federline's baby. Brit needs another kid like I need another pair of shoes - okay, no one has too many shoes but really, this chick does not need another baby right now! What have you done Brit?

Sources close to Spears say that her recent "bloated" look is not water retention, that it is in fact, due to the former popstar being pregnant. Wow, a sex tape and a pregnancy all in the same week. Just when we thought all was calm in the Brit camp!

Friends say that Britney has always wanted a daughter and is hoping that the child she's carrying will be a girl. A source says, "Brit's desperate for a baby girl and she always wanted Kevin to be the daddy."

"She wants her daughter to have the same father as her sons and for them all to be one happy family."

Uh, seriously, this can't be true. Or is it? What's Kevin think of this? And I thought these two were just having some innocent phone sex!

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Just When Britney Was Getting Her Act Together - Trouble Brewing?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 19 May 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears was on a downward spiral just a few short months ago - she let her crazy behavior overrule what was truly important, namely her sons, and lost custody of those sweet boys. She's been doing her best (with the help of her father Jamie) to get back on track, get healthier and hopefully, get her kids back. Now, there's a blip on the crazy screen again.

However, it's not Britney's crazy that's acting up -it's ex lover Adnan Ghalib's. Her sleazy, one time, paparazzi boyfriend/rumored baby daddy/fiance/husband is reportedly shopping a sex tape, trying to find a 6 or 7-figure deal. Who's sex tape is it? It's Brit and Adnan y'all! Seriously, does anyone want to see this? Had it been done a few years ago, pre-crazy, before kids and perhaps with Justin Timberlake and not Adnan, yes, probably lots of people would pay to view it. Now? Not so much - as in, not ever.

According to The National Enquirer, the tape was made in Rosarito Mexico - you remember, when Britbrit and Adnan took that little trip and it lead to rumors that the pair were secretly married. Turns out, no marriage and no baby, but a good old fashioned sex tape was created.

A source claimed, "Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused.

"Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'"

Also, according to this "insider," this tape will be the highest-selling sex tape of all time. The most vomit-inducing maybe, but the highest selling? Please. My skin is itchy.

Excuse me while I go shower.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 18 May 2008 11:07:00 GMT

Britney Spears - still spectulating on the whole is she pregnant or is she not, even though her rep has said she's not - was whisked away by Mel Gibson for some fun and sun in Costa Rica. I'm not sure why Brit would be vacationing with Mel, but stranger things have happened right?

Enjoy the bikini'd Britney after the jump!

You know Brit wouldn't look bad if she just wore clothes that fit her well. That bikini is way too small for her, therefore it does nothing to flatter her. Hire a stylist!

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You Can Spot A Pregnant Britney By The Size Of Her Handbag

Sassy Smith — Thu, 15 May 2008 12:08:00 GMT

Come on ladies, you know if a celebrity has a giant -and gold at that - handbag covering her midsection, it can only mean one thing: PREGNANT.

More fantastic photos after the jump!

Or it could be she's slightly bloated from being gassy, but that's not news worthy. So let's go with the continuing pregnant rumor shall we? I mean there's this, this and this. Pretty much hard evidence right? That's what I thought.

Oh, on a side note - what in hell is on Britney's boot? Girlfriend needs to ask daddy for a little spending money to buy new boots!

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Bling Bling - Celebrity Engagement Ring

Sassy Smith — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:03:00 GMT

Wow, what a ring! Who's the lucky celebrity gal to get that blingin' diamond? I'll give you a few hints - she's blonde, pretty and pregnant - and no, it's not Kate Hudson.

Check it out after the jump!

Miss Jamie Lynn Spears - who's soon to become Mrs. Casey Aldridge - is the proud wearer of that beautiful ring. It's estimated at 1.5-2 carats and it's approximate value is between $10-15,000. Not too shabby for a 17-year-old.

No word on the actual wedding date - but rumors are it's a "shotgun" wedding.

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Jamie Lynn's Tan Lines & Yellow High Heels

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Britney's Suspicious "Baby Bump" Just Got Way Bigger!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:33:00 GMT

Britney was photographed here looking like she was possibly sporting a baby bump. Then the popstar was photographed on Mother's day with her boys here, again looking slightly bigger. And now, there are more photos of Brit after she unzipped her hoodie, to reveal a tight, black tank top and much bigger "baby bump!"

Photo evidence after the jump!

Although Britney is seen smoking, I'm beginning to think she may actually be pregnant (she was photographed smoking when pregnant with Sean Preston). Who knew that phone sex would produce a baby! Talk about a miracle.

Let's see what the next few months brings and how many baby daddy's we can speculate about!

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 12 May 2008 12:01:00 GMT

Those pesky pregnancy rumors just keep following Britney Spears. She's up to her, what, fifth child now? Brit was recently spotted with a bit of a tummy and her hand was placed on her stomach - very suspicious don't you think?

Pics after the jump!

Spears was casually dressed in workout clothes, doing a bit of shopping a few days ago. Shopping for baby items? Nah, she probably just had some extra cheese on her burger. Besides, you can't get pregant unless you have real sex. Getting kinky on the phone just won't work.

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Jamie Lynn's Tan Lines & Yellow High Heels

Sassy Smith — Sun, 11 May 2008 17:37:00 GMT

A very pregnant looking Jamie Lynn Spears, 17, was wearing a brightly colored dress, very yellow, very high heeled heels and sporting some tan lines. Spears was on her way to a second baby shower given by fiance Casey Aldridge's family in McComb.

More pics after the jump!

The Zoey 101 teen was filling up her vehicle before heading to the festivities. Jamie Lynn's family had a baby shower for her last week.

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Jamie Lynn Names Her Baby Girl?

It's A Girl For Jamie Lynn!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:07:00 GMT

Last Friday Jamie Lynn celebrated with family and friends at a baby shower held for her in her hometown of Kentwood, La. Now there's more news to share!

Jamie Lynn was joined by mom Lynne Spears, sister Britney, her future mother-in-law, and other family members and friends. The teen mom-to-be also confirmed she is having a girl (we kinda knew that anyway) and she's due at the end of June.

The Zoey 101 star spoke with OK! about her party, weight gain during her pregnancy, names for her baby, fiance Casey Aldridge and how she feels about becoming a mom.

The gifts:

"I got adorable clothes. I registered for all the necessities. There is a certain type of bottle I use, Dr. Brown’s bottles. You need your travel set and your sling. I got a wonderful sling yesterday. It is adorable, and it will put a baby right to sleep."

Choosing names:

"It’s when she kicks, when you know she’s there. When she kicks me, I love it. I want to squeeze her already. I do talk to her, you know, like all moms talk to their babies. I just tell her how much I love her."

Weight gain:

"I don’t know the exact amount. I’m sure it’s up in the 20s. I’m pretty normal, I think. It’s a beautiful thing. I’m not going to worry about gaining weight. I’m just trying to stay healthy. I’ve been liking chocolate milk a lot. I’ve been drinking a glass at least once a day. I had morning sickness for the first three months. I couldn’t eat so I didn’t gain any weight in the beginning. I was sick all the time. Now, I feel great!"

On becoming a mom:

"He has always been there for me. I’ve known him forever. Anytime I need anything, it doesn’t matter where we are or where we’re going, he’s the first one to take care of it. He’s asking me every five seconds how I’m doing. He just cares about me and has really been there for me. That’s what has made me so relaxed through it all because he’s relaxed about it."

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Sisters In Sundresses - Britney & Jamie Lynn Spears

Sassy Smith — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:03:00 GMT

Britney recently made the trek back home to Kentwood, La, so she could attend Jamie Lynn's baby shower - now there are "exclusive" shower photos. And the two sisters looking sorta adorable in their sundresses.

Couple more family shots after the jump

The shower was "ladies only," and a fairly laid back, simple baby shower. Lynne Spears and Casey Aldridge's mom helped organize the event.

Britney and Jamie Lynn actually look cute - I really like Jamie Lynn's dress. Brit's is okay, (trying to be positive, trying to be positive) but it kinda looks like a big hanky. Hey, at least her hair doesn't quite look like a rat's nest and she does look nice overall.

Jamie Lynn is expected to give birth in the next few weeks - reportedly having a daughter.

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