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Mom's Gone Wild! Britney and Madonna To Bring The Raunch!

Karen — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:03:00 GMT

According to the Sun, Britney and Madonna are indeed working together and this ridiculousness is how it's going to go down:

“It’s absolutely classic Madonna. Probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial.

“Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots.

“They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together.

“There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.”

Britney will also perform to Madonna’s 1995 track Human Nature.

And in one scene to be broadcast during the tour Britney loses her mind after getting stuck in a lift in a short film by New York photographer Steven Klein.

The source added: “We’ll see Spears going crazy in an enclosed space — screaming, pulling her hair and banging her fists on the lift walls as it’s stuck between floors.

“She really loses it.”

All these quotes had me dying laughing. IF it's true (doubtful), will you be tuning in?

Britney Nominated for Emmy Award

Karen — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:12:00 GMT

Really?

Yes, really. Apparently the short stint the young pop star had on How I Met Your Mother has landed her a possible nomination for an Emmy. Right now the list is at 41 actress and will be wittled down to the official nominees list before the Emmy Awards ceremony in September.

I wonder how Neil Patrick Harris feels about that, since he obviously hates her.

Neil Patrick Harris Hates Britney Spears

Karen — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:34:00 GMT

Read this and tell me it isn't dripping with disdain and 'you get more flies with honey' type of attitude. Especially the parts in bold. C'mon NPH, just admit you can't stand the fact that bitch has brought more play to your show. Jealous or do you just hate the trainwrecky Mama?

“The door is open for her,” Harris said about Britney Spears coming back on How I Met Your Mother. “We would love (guest stars) who get in the show’s world to stick around if they want to … but I don’t know what the writers have planned.”

Spears played Abby, a ditsy receptionist dating Barney (Harris’s character), but interested in Ted (Josh Radner’s character). Based on some foreshadowing in the script, the pop princess may very well return in season four, says Harris.

“I gave her the address to Ted’s apartment at the end of the last episode, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she showed up again,” he said.

“There were wristbands that we wore on set, so that people didn’t come on to the set. In her world, people go up in the rafters and take pictures,” Harris said. Translation: we had to do all kinds of extra crap for the wacked out twit.

“We wanted to give her the freedom in a closed environment to be as free to act, and fail, and succeed as she wanted to because that’s the process of doing this,” he continued. “She was lovely, and those two weeks were actually quite swell for us.”

Amazing What TV Cameras Can Do For Britney's Weave

Sassy Smith — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:36:00 GMT

Britney Spears is once again appearing on How I Met Your Mother - episode airing May 12 - and let me just say, her weave has never looked better! Why can't her hair look that nice most of the time? Or at least some of the time?

Another pic after the jump AND sneak peek video!

Things seem to be slowly going in Spears favor - another spot on television, she's working out, apparently spending time at the recording studio and just yesterday, was given a bit more visitation with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Now, if she could just keep that hair looking healthy - Britney, step away from the ratty weaves. Please.

Here's the HIMYM episode blurb:

When Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) and Abby (guest star Britney Spears) realize that they have one thing in common -- their mutual hatred of Ted (Josh Radnor) -- the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, May 12 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Photo: Cliff Lipson/CBS ©2008 CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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Oh My God That Britney's Shameless: Oops, She Did It AGAIN?

Karen — Sat, 03 May 2008 21:33:00 GMT

Yup, she did it again. Seems Britney just can't leave that hair alone!

Well hopefully this time things look a lot better than the rat's nest she's been wearing on that skull of hers, and more hairy than the Mr. Clean look of last year's breakdown.

Britney's haristylist (she has a hairstylist? With eyes?) Kim Vo, says he's just given Britney a while new look:

"Last time we gave her that simple look," Kim explains. "Now it's geek-to-chic. We're going to keep up that glamorous look... We've been adding a lot of blonde pieces."

And while Britney has been known to change her hairstyle frequently, Kim said that this time the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother is actually the one barking the orders at Britney's head.

"I was honestly shocked she did it again," Kim says about Brit's decision to revisit the role on HIMYM. "She had a great time. I'd love to see her break into something else. I think people want her to make it back."

As how Britney, whom Kim calls "truly a sweet soul," he admits that "she's very vulnerable." On the bright side, he also says that she is "calm, serene, peaceful" at home and cooks a great chicken!

"Her first focus is the kids," he adds. "But like any 26-year-old, she's gotta work. You'll go crazy if you stay home all day!"

Britney Finally Gets Her Boys

HerBadMother — Sat, 03 May 2008 12:45:00 GMT

... For a day. Which must mean that someone thinks she can be trusted to, you know, not flame out for one whole day, which I think is progress, don't you?

Apparently, K-Fed has agreed that the boys can spend Mother's Day with their mother, which would seem pretty big of him, until you consider the fact that any dad who refuses to let his kids see their mother on Mother's Day is probably a douchebag. So, yeah, any claims that this gesture is evidence of a reconciliation between the pair or of K-Fed's goodness in general are probably out of line. Dude has no choice, really. Keeping Britney from her sons on Mother's Day when she hasn't run off with a paparazzo in weeks would just be bad optics.

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Britney's Getting Married!

HerBadMother — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:41:00 GMT

To - wait for it, wait for it - DOOGIE HOWSER.

It's official: Britney Spears is returning to the set of How I Met Your Mother. No, it's not the top of the Billboard charts, or sanity, but it's also not some skanked-out reality show, so that's something. And, word has it, it's gonna involve wedding bells.

According to E! Online, Britney is back on set this week, reprising her role from her last appearance, which was just, what? Last month? No word on how Doogie Howser feels about this, but I'm guessing that no matter his true feelings, he's sucking it up, because he and Britney's character just might be getting hitched:

What's the ep about? (Asks Kristin of E! Online's Watch With Kristin blog.) Well, according to Fox: "In 'Everything Must Go,' Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common: their mutual hatred of Ted. The new 'couple' decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted’s face. Desperate to get a rise out of his former pal, Barney pops a surprising question to Abby."

In the words of Long Duck Dong, he's getting maweeed?! Can't be, right? Our beloved Barnana is TV's most beloved antimonogamist!

CAN. NOT. WAIT.

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Britney's Gonna Do It Again

HerBadMother — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:14:00 GMT

Poor Doogie Howser. His secret wish (he denies it, but c'mon) that Britney never again grace the set of his show, How I Met Your Mother, is about to get squashed: Britney's coming back!

According to People.com:

(Britney) is returning to How I Met Your Mother, a source tells PEOPLE.

“The show is ecstatic and so is Britney,” a source said. “She had so much fun the first time around she really wanted to come back. It was a mutual decision to work together more.”

The singer/actress will do one episode, the source says. Fox studios would not confirm the appearance.

I don't care what Neil Patrick Harris thinks of all this. If this keeps her from doing a reality series for even a minute longer than might otherwise be the case, I'm happy.

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Brit and K-Fed Getting Back Together?

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:24:00 GMT

Now this is interesting: Britney and K-Fed have reportedly been getting a little snuggly occassionally. In front of the kids, even, which ordinarily I would take to pretty significant, but we are talking about people with limited judgment skills here. Still: they were kissing.

From Life&Style magazine's website:

Since Britney Spears and Kevin Federline split up, their custody arrangement has changed frequently. But one thing has remained constant: When the time has come to drop off Sean Preston and Jayden James at either of their parent’s houses, bodyguards have done the honors, says a friend of Kevin’s, so Britney and Kevin could avoid each other.

But that’s been changing lately. In recent weeks, Kevin’s begun dropping off the boys at Britney’s LA house himself, the friend reveals. In fact, Kevin and Britney were talking on April 8, the friend says, “and Britney gave Kevin a kiss in front of their sons.”

Okay, so. "Gave a kiss" is a little vague, but still. Best case scenario (from a gossip perspective): Brit and Kev still ~~have the hots for~~ luuuuuurve each other. Worst case (tho' possibly best case from a life perspective): they're getting along okay. Either way, I'd say that this is the least disturbing news that we've had from the Britney frontier in, like, forever. Unless somebody decides to integrate a Brit-Kev reunion into that reality TV show that Brit's reps have been pitching. That would make my eyes bleed.

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Oops, She's Going To Do It Again?

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:04:00 GMT

Have another reality show, that is? Because, while I can understand the appeal of pushing another Britney-based reality series - trainwreckage being the stock-in-trade of the genre - the last one really was very nearly unwatchable. I mean, for seriously unwatchable.

According to the The National Enquirer :

She believes a reality show is a no-brainer. She can be herself and not have to study lines... Several production companies are interested in a Britney reality show and are willing to pay her millions...."(her manager) wants to get Britney back in the game and earning money."

No-brainer, sure. No brains were employed in the storming of this project, obviously. Isn't she, like, grounded? Bank accounts frozen (and drained)? What on earth could she possibly get up to that would make for interesting television? Like the cameras would really be there for the good stuff - car crashes, fake elopements - anyway.

Might as well just read Famecrawler...

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