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Jamie Lynn Spears Is Pregnant But Britney Spears Is NOT

Sassy Smith — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 19:04:00 GMT

Jamie Lynn Spears may be dealing with a pregnancy but her big sister Britney is not.

According to music producer, J.R.Rotem, the man who reportedly told In Touch Weekly magazine (via text messages) that he had impregnanted Spears, has now denied the claim.

In an interview given to the news program Extra, Rotem said, "There is no truth to it. Me and her remain friends as we always have been. We have an amazing musical connection and I wish her the best."

Brit herself had previously denied the rumor by saying, "B.S". and "fake, completely fake."

Good thing because she can't take care of the two precious boys she has now.

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Britney Spears to Marry Sam Lutfi? May Be Awkward, Since He's Gay

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:50:00 GMT

The word on the street right now (or a least around the Starbucks counter) is that Britney Spears is heading to Las Vegas to marry professional hanger-on Sam Lutfi, or has already eloped and is barefoot and pregnant in a trailer somewhere. But sources say that Britney isn't Lutfi's type - and I don't mean crazed, pill-popping popstars who flash their panties.

Apparently Lutfi came out of the closet to his closest friends in 1997 while knocking back a few at a bar near the UCLA campus. He then disappeared, only to resurface as Britney's 'manager' and loyal purse-carrier. Along with recent reports about Lutfi's disturbing past, it appears that Britney may not be making the best choice in choosing a husband. Not that that's anything new.

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Britney Spears Is An IDIOT!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:02:00 GMT

What is wrong with Britney Spears?

Spears was supposed to attend L.A. County Court on Wednesday at 10:00am PT, however the poptart "missed" her court deposition because she was "ill". And by ill, she obviously meant, let's get this party started ya'll!

Britster wasn't able to attend her court appointment because ~~she's a shitty mother~~ she was "sick", however, she recovered quickly and was able to go clubbin' and stay out until 2am Thursday morning. Wow, she really wants her boys back. Poor Sean and Jayden!

Brit may regret her decision not to show up for her deposition, because now she could be banned from appealing for enhanced custody of her children. Lawyers for her ex, Kevin Federline, are pissed that she blew off her court appearance but could take the time to party. Chief attorney for K'Fed, Mark Vincent Kaplan reportedly will ask Commissioner Gordon to bar Spears from asking for more custody rights.

A source was quoted, "This is the fourth time Britney has skipped the deposition. Kaplan feels she should not be allowed to go into court and ask to restore custody if she won't sit for a deposition to determine if she really is a fit parent. He could even ask for her to pay penalties, including Kevin's legal fees. Britney could even be held in contempt of court, but he doesn't plan to go there." You know, why not go there? Britney obviously needs a good slap in the head to wake her up! Does she know she's playing with HER CHILDREN'S LIVES?

Currently, Federline has temporary full custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 15 months and receives $15,000 in child support per month. Spears has 3 supervised visits a week. At this point, I think Kevin Federline deserves FULL PERMANENT custody.

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Britney Spears Eloped?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:01:00 GMT

Did Britney Spears elope?

According to the latest Star magazine cover shot, she did. Apparently her clinger-on, Sam Lutfi, who by the way, has been missing in action for over a week, is the guy Brit married in a quickie elopement. Lutfi, who is described by Star, is 'sinister' and 'creepy' and wants some of Spears' fortune. Hate to break it to you Mr. Lutfi but Brit is possibly broke, because she's stealin' her goods now!

If they are married, well, dang ya'll, congratulations (said in ma best twang)!

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