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Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge Are Not Going to the Chapel

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:35:00 GMT

Britney Spears' little sister Jamie Lynn and her baby daddy Casey Aldridge have called off their wedding. Again. My memory's a little foggy, but I could have sworn these two had already called off their wedding awhile ago, after breaking up and then getting back together again. Imagine how confusing it must be for their baby daughter Maddie.

“The wedding’s off,” a source close to the couple reveal to OK! magazine. “They are still in love, living together and very happy, but they have no plans to get married. Jamie Lynn has everything she wants and feels no need for a ring and piece of paper.” Call me cynical, but that sounds like it was taken right out a textbook for PR 101.

Another source adds, “She and Casey have weathered a lot in their young relationship already and don’t need the pressure of making wedding plans.”

In their defense, they were spotted looking like quite the happy couple while in New Orleans for Britney's Circus tour, so maybe these two have decided to put off getting married until their absolutely ready, instead of rushing into it for the sake of Maddie.

Sorry, I was just fantasizing.

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Britney Spears Photo Post: Treefort Edition

Karen — Sat, 31 May 2008 22:06:00 GMT

Did the paps build treehouses in her trees? Enjoy!

If Only Britney Could Fly

Karen — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:33:00 GMT

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky

It had the one long horn, one big eye

I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"

It looks like a purple eater to me

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater

(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)

A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater

Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)

Aw c'mon, that's better than speculation that she is pregnant again, isn't it? YAWN.

Britney's Baby Bump!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:05:00 GMT

Either Britney Spears is really pregnant with Adnan's baby or she's just had waaay too many bags of Cheetos - you decide!

Britney's bump photos after the jump!

Brit's man, ~~skeezeball~~ Adnan Ghalib is telling anyone who will listen that she's carrying his spawn. Judging by these photos, it's a possibility. Or perhaps now that Starbucks has re-opened, Spears is suckin' back the frapps like there's no tomorrow.

And hey, all you haters, I'm not calling Britney fat, just bloated. And by bloated, I mean fat. I guess we'll see what she pops out in about 6 1/2 months.

Photo source:Dlisted.com,pagesix.com

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Britney Spears is Carrying Adnan's Baby

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:04:00 GMT

Britney Spears is definitely pregnant, at least if you can believe Adnan Ghalib. Britney's paparazzi boyfriend is telling everyone that he has indeed planted his seed in the struggling pop star. A friend of Adnan's tells Star magazine, "Britney is Adnan's dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he'll be made for life,"

Britney's family is apparently not too thrilled at the prospect of another grandchild on the way (sister Jamie Lynn is due this summer.) A family friend tells the mag, "Her parents know [Britney] can't handle more children."

Let's hope it's not true. Britney, how about taking a cue from Jennifer Aniston and waiting to spawn until the right guy comes along. That way you won't have to name the baby "Ka-ching!"

Holy Hell, Britney's Pregnant

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Britney's Man: Male Enhancement Test Subject

Sassy Smith — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Nothing spells 'romance' like 'male enhancement' test products. And that's probably why Britney is so hot for Adnan! Reportedly Mr. Ghalib is on a test panel for SexHealthReview.com. Yes, a site that tests and/or reviews those said male enhancement products. As in length and girth? Stamina? Performance? All of the above?

I guess this means that Adnan is well "enhanced?" Dang y'all! His profile reads:

"I work in 'the' industry in Los Angeles and I know many of my friends use these products. Thought this would be an interesting opportunity to reveal the truth to many men worldwide."

Sexy stuff! Adnan experiments with his junk trunk and Brit reaps the benefits. She sure knows how to pick 'em!

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This is the Oddest Britney Spears Story Ever

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:35:00 GMT

Have you told your children not to talk to strangers? Might want to add, "Do not talk to Britney Spears" onto that. The confused/bipolar/sometimes-British popstar showed up at a Beverly Hills elementary school claiming that she was there to pick up someone else's kids. According to an eyewitness, the "scantily clad" Spears parked her car outside school just before 3pm dismissal and passed the time smoking cigarettes and talking to herself while she waited for school to let out.

The witness, who approached Spears to see if she was okay, said she appeared rambling and confused. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”

Adds the witness, “All I could think was, Who in their right mind would let her pick up their kids?”

As news of the popstar's presence spread, some of the kids were "freaked out" and adults quickly directed Spears to a back entrance. After the mystery children never materialized, Brit got in her car to leave but not before making one more bizarre move. She told the female eyewitness, "You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends."

This is the saddest story I've read about Spears in a long time. Is anyone going to get this girl some help? After all, she started off stealing cigarette lighters, then moved on to husbands – could stealing kids be far behind?

Britney Stinks

HerBadMother — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:03:00 GMT

Because she's human, y'all!

During a radio interview between Ryan Seacrest and Britney hanger-on Sam Lufti on Thursday, the pop singer's voice suddenly came on the line, speaking from the shower:

"Get out, I'm naked, get out!" Spears is heard telling pal Sam Lutfi as he carries the phone toward her during the interview from her house with KIIS-FM's Seacrest.

When Lutfi asks why she's taking a shower, Spears replies: "I stink, 'cause I'm a human being. Shut the door, I'm nasty!"

I'm not going to touch the "I stink... I'm nasty" comment, because, you know, just because she brings it on herself doesn't mean that we should take advantage. But I would like to know the answer to this question: why, for Britney Spears, does being naked in the shower demand privacy, but being naked in, say, the Betsey Johnson shop at Sherman Oaks does not? Just wondering.

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A.J. McLean (Who?) Reaches Out To Britney Spears

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:15:00 GMT

I have no idea who A.J. McLean is. For all I know, he could be Jonny Fairplay's baby. Come to find out he's one of the Backstreet Boys, which apparently means he's fully-qualified to counsel out-of-control popstars.

McLean tells People magazine, "I believe in her 110 percent, but she needs to call [me]. If her publicist or somebody can get in touch with me, I just want to sit down with her and have it out."

Asked what he would say to Britney, he says, "First I would say, 'What the hell is wrong with you?' Second I would say, 'What is really wrong with you? What are you not saying to everybody else?"

To which Britney might reply to McLean, "What the hell is wrong with you? What is really wrong with you? Why are you wearing so much eye makeup?"

Did Britney's Skeevy Boyfriend Set-Up Those Preg-Test Photos?

HerBadMother — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:20:00 GMT

Like we needed more evidence that Adnan Ghalib - Britney's paparazzo boy-toy - is an opportunistic skeez: the photos that surfaced this week of Britney buying a pregnancy test were taken by Adnan's photo agency.

Speculation is that Britney was actually colluded with Ghalib to set up the photos, to benefit Ghalib and his photo agency, FinalPixx.

MTV.com says that 'judging from the volume of calls FinalPixx staffers were juggling on Wednesday, the stunt resulted in a huge influx of new business for the company — including MTV News, which licensed one photo at a rate of $300 for the right to use the shot online. (People.com, which used a shot, and TMZ, which used video footage on air, declined MTV News' request to disclose how much they paid, and FinalPixx declined to discuss how much new business they have received, in either specific or general terms.)

Ghalib's colleagues in the paparazzo world have been skeptical since he first took up with the star.

"When People.com licensed the set-up pix of Britney and Adnan 'shopping' for pregnancy tests, did they fall for Adnan's trick?" X17 blogged.

"Britney Spears has admitted toying with the public," Splash News blogged. "I wonder what Adnan will convince Britney to do next!"'

Yeah. I wonder.

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As If Britney Didn't Have Enough To Cope With...

HerBadMother — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:10:00 GMT

... a handful of paparazzi have to go and (almost) run her off the road. Like she doesn't have enough trouble driving right now, what with all the effort of maintaining that British accent and figuring out when and where she's going to strip next.

I know, that's mean. One shouldn't snark Britney when she's down. I feel sorry for her, I really do. Not as much as Rosie O'Donnell, maybe (Rosie thinks that Brit-Brit is like a next-gen Princess Di; I say she's more like a next-gen Anna Nicole Smith), but still - she has my heart-felt sympathies. So I have to say that I'm glad that those skeezy paps were arrested for reckless driving (they are now, however, out on bail).

Now if someone could just arrest Adnan Ghalib for reckless scuzzbagness, I'd be happy.

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Britney Spears Must Be Pregnant. How Else To Explain The NAKED BATSHIT CRAZIES?

HerBadMother — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:32:00 GMT

Just when you think that Britney's one-way carnival ride to hell in a handbasket couldn't get anymore bizarre, comes this: Britney, naked, in a mall, screaming profanities at terrified Betsey Johnson salesgirls. Also, possibly, sex in a dressing room stall. Whether this was before or after she went shopping for pregnancy tests, we don't know.

According to Perez Hilton:

Sunday afternoon, Unfitney paid a visit to the Betsey Johnson store at the Westfield Fashion Square mall in Sherman Oaks, where she and paparazzo boy toy Adnan Ghalib caused quite a commotion.

Brit Brit grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan.

Moments later, Spears came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks, Life & Style reports.

"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee tells the mag.

It's not like we haven't all seen it already!

"I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you fucking come near me!' says the employee. "Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

She was probably farting in his face. He likes that.

When Britney and Adnan finally stumbled out, Spears mumbled something unintelligible. "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, 'Fuck you!' and left the store."

If that's not hormones (hormones jacked up on caffeine and random pharmaceuticals and shaken with a spritz of psycho, mind you), I don't know what is.

Is Britney Spears Pregnant With Adnan's Baby?

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 18:35:00 GMT

These pictures are surfacing of Britney Spears buying a pregnancy test with boyfriend/hanger-on Adnan Ghalib. In an attempt to deny the obvious, tragic thought that Spears is pregnant by a man she's only known for three weeks, I came up with some other reasons why she might be buying a pregnancy test:

Those EPT sticks are great for stirring Frappuccinos
Adnan's been sick, and she thought they were thermometers
She's sending it to Jamie Lynn. You know, as a joke.
Pregnancy test? She thought they were birth control. EPT sounds so much like IUD
Valentine's Day is coming. She's sending one to every 16-year-old in Kentwood, Louisiana

[photo: seriouslyomg.com]

VIDEO: Britney Spears' "Piece of Me"

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 14:05:00 GMT

The question is, which piece would you like? The theme of Britney Spears' new video is reportedly her torment by paparazzi, but this 20-second clip mostly shows a bunch of blonde chicks cavorting in front of a mirror, interspersed with a few seconds of another blonde chic lip-synching. In other words, just like every other video in rotation on MTV!

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Britney's Deposition: Today At 10:00 AM PT.

Sassy Smith — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:34:00 GMT

Britney Spears is going to have her deposition taken today at 10:00am PT. She'll be joined by her legal team, lead by Sorrell Trope, Anne Kiley and Tara Scott, who will be there to raise objections against Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan.

The depo could possibly last more than a day to several days according to sources. K'Fed's lawyer has been trying to get Spears under oath for almost a year and he'll be questioning her on child custody issues and possibly spousal support. Brit will probably be questioned as well, about her possible drug and alcohol usage, her refusal and late compliance with court orders. Some of the questions will most likely be personal in nature, and some concerning her relationship with her boys, Sean Preston, 2 and Jayden James, 14 months.

It will be interesting to see what comes of this, but Brit could lie through her teeth right? Just because someone is "under oath" doesn't necessarily mean they'll tell the complete truth.

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Britney Spears Is Broke?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:05:00 GMT

Well hell's bells, she must be!

Britster fancied a tacky blue lighter at a gas station, and took it. Without paying for it. I think that's stealing. And apparently Britney thinks so too because she looked into the cameras and said, "I stole something! Oh, I'm bad!"

The manager of the store, Sham Bahia, thought it was funny and just laughed off the incident. Suuuure, let's encourage Spears and her out of control behavior.

He said to Usmagazine.com, "If I see her, I'm going to ask her for the money! She's a thief. I don't know if she wanted the lighter or just wanted to make a story."

However, Spears is being spared (which, hello, if it was me or you, we'd be charged, even for such a small item!) because a photographer went back to the store Saturday and paid for the lighter.

"[The manager] didn't want me to pay for it at first," Shane Partridge told Us. "I told him it was no bother. I just felt like I should, you know?"

Girlfriend must be short on cash right ~~or missing some marbles~~? Sure, it's only a lighter, worth $1.39 (that's not the point though), but what kind of statement is she trying to make? I would think that someone who has lost custody of her boys, would at least try to come off as a decent person. Brit just doesn't care!

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Britney Has A New Baby?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Sort of. Britney has a new bitch. As in, she bought another dog.

Spears can barely manage to put panties on most of the time, yet she keeps buying pets that she has to take care of. Perhaps she thinks they just look after themselves? Or maybe Sean Preston and Jayden James have to feed mommy's animals? Petland needs to lock their doors!

Photo source: timeinc.net

Photographer Dupes Britney Spears

Sassy Smith — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 13:01:00 GMT

It seems like that wouldn't be hard to do - dupe Britney Spears. A soggy Cheeto probably could do the job. Spears reportedly had a photographer come to her home to do a family portrait with her and her boys, Sean Preston, 2 and Jayden James, 14 months. The photos were believed to be taken for Christmas cards, however, the photographer, Dani Brubaker sent out a press release bragging about the photo shoot.

A source said to MSNBC: "She's just another person in a long line of people trying to profit from Britney Spears. Britney had no confidentiality agreement in place, so this photographer was able to tell the world that this photo shoot, which was meant to be a sweet family affair, not a publicity stunt, took place. She was choosing a photographer who had no reason to be faithful to Britney."

"Who knows whether Dani will turn around down the road and sell the proofs. It show that there is no one advising this poor girl." Well duh, we know that. Her cousin Ali and hanger-on, Sam Lutfi certainly have zero qualifications. I suppose the photos will soon be making the internet rounds. Can't wait!

Photo source: lightscameracaption.com

Britney Spears & Paris Hilton-Lesbian Kiss?

Sassy Smith — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:03:00 GMT

Wow, I can hardly keep up! So much to talk about and so little time. Britney Spears, aka Trainwreck Extraordinaire, apparently has a tape of Paris Hilton kissing some chick. Or she knows who has a tape? Or she's inventing one? I don't know. It's all so confusing.

Spears sent Hilton a letter (she can write?) warning her that she has an x-rated tape of Paris and she will release it to "the internet" if she, Paris doesn't start treating her friends better. I can only imagine this letter - probably written on construction paper with Cheeto skid marks. "Hey ya'll Paris, ya betta start treatin' me betta or I'll leak this tape to the internets. I'm Britney bitch."

This tape, supposedly shows Paris locking lips with one of Britney's female friends. Doesn't Britney know that Paris all ready has a sex tape out there with Pamela Anderson's new hubby, Rick Salomon? Hello? One Night In Paris? More skank behavior from Hilton seems, I don't know, boring really. Yawn.

A source said: "Britney and her pals wrote to Paris and told her they are hearing rumours of a new sex-tape scandal." The note ended with Britney and her friends telling Paris they look forward to hearing back from her.

I thought Paris and Brit would be BFF's! They apparently had a falling out at Brit's birthday bash.

A source revealed to Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "It's obvious Britney and her bratty pals are being silly. Paris laughed when she got the letter, supposedly from Britney and said it was 'c**p.' " I think that's code for CRAP.

Photo source: mipmupblogs.com, Evilbeetgossip

DIRT on Britney Spears

Sassy Smith — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:02:00 GMT

Or should I say Britney Spears on DIRT?

Creator and lead actress on TV's DIRT, Courtney Cox, is wanting to create a spoof of Britney Spears in the series. DIRT outlines the life of a gossip tabloid/magazine editor and is coming upon it's second season.

"Courtney can't wait to give the Britney character a major smack-down on camera. Being a parent herself, Courtney is disheartened by the way Britney has treated her own kids."

Show creators have to plans to include Spears herself in the filming of the show.

I've never seen the show but hey, if there's going to be some Britney trashin', I just might!

Photo source: Askmen.com, Celebslam

Eva Mendes: Too Pregnant For That Handbag

HerBadMother — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 15:35:00 GMT

The slightest hint of a bump on a celebrity, and we all go manic trying to confirm pregnancy. Why should Eva Mendes be any exception? Especially since her bump looks pretty incriminating. No, not in the picture above. A car can hide any bump. This bump:

Memo to Eva Mendes: handbags don't hide a bump. They really don't. You need to either hide behind cars, or wear super-fugly sperm-prints. Otherwise, we see right through your scam. You're pregnant.

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Happy 26th Birthday Britney Spears!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Gimme some cake ya'll, it's the Britster's 26th Birthday. Who knew that this day back in 1981 would produce one of the best ~~trainwrecks~~ popstars ever?

Britney has had a busy year: divorce issues, custody battles, forgetting to wear panties out in public, shooting videos, numerous Starbucks trips, giving thanks with curse words, in and out of rehab, running red lights and bad driving in general, possibly adopting twins and planning her funeral. Oh and she may be pregnant. The list goes on but I'm tired.

Hopefully Ms. Spears will have just as much fun being 26 as she did being 25! Now blow...out your candles.

Photo source: BritneySpears watch

Paris Hilton Pregnant?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:32:00 GMT

Is Paris Hilton pregnant? Thankfully no. However, Ms. Hilton, wants to have a baby soon! Paris's BFF Nicole Richie, as we all know, is pregnant and Paris wants to join her so they can share motherhood together. Paris can barely care for her dogs, yet she wants a human to care for? Lord help us. Can you even imagine her changing a poopy diaper? Hell no.

Paris said, “Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old. I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’” Awww how ~~scary~~ sweet.

Just one little problem though! Paris declares, “I don’t have a boyfriend right now. But I would love to start a family.” And as for her Simple Life co-star, “[Nicole] is really excited, and happy, and a little scared.” Ah and we'll all be a lot scared if you are with child Paris.

Photo source: Newsmag online

Piece Of Me Videoshoot-Britney Finally Shows Up In Her Pajamas

Sassy Smith — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Britney Spears finally showed up for the shooting of her music video last night, for her newly released single, Piece of Me, but all is not sunshine and roses.

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Spears was scheduled to do her parts between 12pm and 2pm (which seemed ridiculous of her to think she could do it all in just 2 hours) as she reportedly had wanted to spend time with her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James. However, sources say, that while it appeared that Spears wanted to put her kids first, she had actually asked K'Fed if he would change the visitation yet again. Federline has been accomodating thus far, but is Fed up (no pun intended) with Spears constantly changing her times with their boys.

Britney showed up at Social Hollywood nightclub, around 8:30pm Tuesday, clad in her pajamas. Sam Lufti was driving her Mercedes. The shoot lasted from about 9pm until 6:30am this morning. The first video sequence was to show Spears wearing a blonde wig (hopefully nicer than her yucky weave) being chased by the paparazzi as she runs to her car. Reportedly, Spears is to die in the video. I'm so excited to see the finished product. By excited, I mean I've got laundry to do.

Photo source: Popsugar