FameCrawler : bun in the oven

This Week's Edition of 'Guess Who's Knocked Up!'

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:05:00 GMT

Which celebrity is desperately trying to hide her pregnancy? In this tight-fitting dress she's not doing a very good job of disguising that growing baby bump, but she still looks great.

Here's a couple of hints:

1) She's been denying that she's pregnant by saying, "I'm not pregnant. I'm just fat!"

2) She's been denying she's fat by saying, "I'm not a fat woman. I just play one on TV!"

Give up? It's Eva Longoria Parker. And seeing as she's talked often about wanting to start a family with husband Tony Parker, it makes sense that she's pregnant, and that they've worked a storyline into Desperate Housewives about her character Gaby being stressed and overweight.

So stop calling yourself 'fat' and come clean, Eva! We know that's not a food baby. It's a baby, baby. Congratulations!

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Eva Longoria- Pregnant or Just Plain "Fat"

trix — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:37:00 GMT

Eva Longoria partied it up in Las Vegas over the weekend, and judging by the smile on her face, it looks like she had a good time.

Stop the presses! It was reported that she did not partake of any alcoholic beverages or sushi over the weekend.

I know, it's just what you wanted to know, Eva Longoria's diet.

Eva hung out at the pool, drank virgin Pina Coladas, went to a sushi bar and didn't have any sushi. I don't know about you, but the only time I've ever gone to a sushi bar and not had sushi, was when I was pregnant. The only time I went to Vegas and didn't have any alcohol, I was 18 and not pregnant.

So either she's pregnant, or according to her, "I’m not pregnant. I’m just fat. I gained 5lb over the summer so instead of a size zero, I’m a size one."

Um thanks, I feel so much better about myself.

I love how we're all so different and we all gain weight in different places. Some of us get spare tires, some gain all over, and Hollywood types that want to get pregnant, they seem to gain it all in the babybump way.

Eva Longoria Is So Pregnant

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Eva Longoria Is So Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:05:00 GMT

Despite constantly denying it to the press, by the looks of this photo Eva Longoria is totally carrying a bun in that oven.

Also, she's showing that other telltale sign of pregnancy: the oversized purse to hide behind.

Now all that's left is the denial from her publicist, a report that the Desperate Housewives star abstained from alcohol at a party, and a paparazzi shot of her stocking up on onesies and bibs at Petit Tresor.

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Preg-a-licious! Is Fergie Expecting?

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:35:00 GMT

What goes best with Black Eyed Peas? How about a bun in the oven! Fergie has spent alot of time recently denying pregnancy rumors, especially after getting engaged to actor Josh Duhamel back in December. But her latest actions may be real proof that the singer is expecting.

On Sunday Fergie was spotted at a Los Angeles baby store where she reportedly spent more than $1,000 on layette items. Also, a source says she recently bought a pink-themed set of t-shirts, bibs and burpcloths from upscale baby gift retailer Plainmary.com.

Sure she could have been buying supplies for a pregnant friend, but who spends $1,000 on a gift for someone else's baby?

Oh yeah - rich people.

But hey - think of how boring this story would have been if the headline was "Fergie Buys Gifts"

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Don't Believe The Tabloids: Paris Hilton IS Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:45:00 GMT

So Paris Hilton has denied she's pregnant. And as further proof, the tabloids are offering up news that the heiress was seen partying and drinking champagne. Wow - a pregnant celebrity dancing and having alcohol - now there's something that only happens every five seconds.

And when did we start believing anything Paris Hilton says?

I say Paris is pregnant, and is just doing what every single other actress has done when she's got a bun in the oven: flatly denied it until they can use the announcement as publicity for an upcoming project, which in this case would be Hilton's upcoming reality series My New BFF.

Not that I'm looking forward to seeing the self-centered, vacuous celebutante become responsible for another human life, but a bump's a bump people.

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