Gary Busey Explains His Attack On Jen Garner. Sort Of.

HerBadMother — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:46:00 GMT

So, that whole thing that went down last night on the Oscar red carpet? Gary Busey attacking Jennifer Garner and Ryan Seacrest just standing there like a big limp douche? Well, Busey has finally come forward to explain his side of things. In a manner of speaking.

Ryan Seacrest, ever the ~~mediawhore~~ enterprising journalist, invited Busey onto his radio show today to talk about what exactly happened and what exactly Busey was on. Busey, as might be expected, was more than a little confusing in his explanation of the events:

"Well, what I wanted to do was when I first saw you (Ryan) working, I said, "Who is this guy?" And I said, "Oh God, this isn't going to work." And then you captured me. You are to me, when you're working, an innocent champion of honesty. Your heart has a way to embrace the truth in your delivery without looking like you are reading a script. Everything looks spontaneous. What spontaneity is—spontaneity comes from an invisible idea that is there before the creation began. And you have that naturally, so I just wanted to pay you a compliment. But I didn't know you were in the middle of an interview, I was just moving through there."

Translation: I was totally f*cked up on crack and vodka chasers and thought that Jennifer Garner was you. I love you, man.

Other Busey nuggets:

"The truth requires no questions."
"The word fan is an obsolete word to me. It means two thing: fantastic or fanatic. Or something that hangs on a ceiling or sits on a table and blows wind in your face."
"And I know you must remember to chase and catch your dreams. If you don't, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that is nowhere land."

General translation: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind. And you'd better go chase it. Here's some mescaline.

He's batshit f*cking crazy. Good times.

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Gary Busey Attacks Jen Garner At Oscars (UPDATED!)

HerBadMother — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:45:00 GMT

I don't know whether Gary Busey was high or drunk or just looking to grab a little attention for himself, but seriously? Jumping on Jennifer Garner? PSYCHO.

In case you missed it, what happened was this: Gary Busey interrupted a red carpet interview between Garner and Ryan Seacrest, grabbed Jennifer and groped her and kissed her on the neck.

Jennifer recoiled in alarm, before composing herself and asking Seacrest, “aren’t you going to ask me about getting kissed on the neck by that man?” Then she bolted.

Which, you can't blame her. I mean, Gary Busey? Ew. Gary Busey all liquored up and gropey? Triple ew. Factor in Ryan Seacrest getting all twitchy and girly and totally unheroic in the face of Jen's molestation by Busey and you have major, major creepage.

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Gary Busey Explains His Attack On Jen Garner. Sort Of.

Gary Busey Attacks Jen Garner At Oscars (UPDATED!)

Gary Busey Attacks Jen Garner At Oscars (UPDATED!)