FameCrawler : cake

Sunday Cute Shot - Liam's 2nd Pitstop

Whit Honea — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 13:53:00 GMT

Would you believe that little Liam is 2? Well, believe it.

Lightning McQueen showed up to be eaten.

Happy belated, Liam!

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Baby Einstein's Birthday Party: Jennifer Garner Takes the Cake

trix — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:16:00 GMT

Jennifer Garner attended the Baby Einstein's anniversary party. Where's Violet?

Jennifer recently confirmed her pregnancy and told us to chill out all in the same sentence. Get 'em Jen, Get 'em. That Jennifer Garner really takes the cake, or at least poses by it:

The Baby Einstein's party was a star studded event at the Walt Disney Music Hall in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

Baby Einstein's Birthday Party: Melissa Joan Hart

Matt Damon Welcomes Second Baby!

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Ashlee Simpsons Likes Cake, Shuns Bras

HerBadMother — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:30:00 GMT

Ah, Ashlee. Enjoy these days of braless tank-top wearing freedom! Also, enjoy that cake!

The day will come - oh yes it will - when those boobies will no longer hold themselves up under thin little tank tops. Boobies swollen by pregnancy - don't hold themselves up. Boobies filled with breastmilk - don't hold themselves up. Boobies that have been ravaged by hungry suckling babies - may or may not hold themselves up, but trust me when I say that you don't want them rubbing up against raw cotton.

I'm just saying. Enjoy your manageable, unobtrusive puppies while you can. And also, enjoy that cake!

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Suri Cruise's Birthday Party

Whit Honea — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:32:00 GMT

Ain't no party like a Suri Cruise party.

Here are some pictures of Suri Cruise's birthday party. It's being held at an alledged Scientology retreat in the Hollywood Hills. It's like Tom's Waco.

According to Just Jared the party was today with a BBQ and other festivities, but I live about 40 minutes from there and I'm writing this at 10:30 in the morning. Who the hell eats BBQ before 10 a.m.? UPDATED: The party was Friday. I was like a block away watching a Sing-A-Long with(out) Travolta! What up, Cruise, I like BBQ.

Regardless, here are the photos. I can't say I'm proud to post these. I feel like I'm invading their space a bit, but seeing as Xenu's going to invade our space someday I guess we're even.

Happy Birthday, Suri.

Photo: Just Jared/Backseat Cuddler

Happy 26th Birthday Britney Spears!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Gimme some cake ya'll, it's the Britster's 26th Birthday. Who knew that this day back in 1981 would produce one of the best ~~trainwrecks~~ popstars ever?

Britney has had a busy year: divorce issues, custody battles, forgetting to wear panties out in public, shooting videos, numerous Starbucks trips, giving thanks with curse words, in and out of rehab, running red lights and bad driving in general, possibly adopting twins and planning her funeral. Oh and she may be pregnant. The list goes on but I'm tired.

Hopefully Ms. Spears will have just as much fun being 26 as she did being 25! Now blow...out your candles.

Photo source: BritneySpears watch

Famecrawler's Top Ten Turkeys: Who's Comin' To Dinner?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American friends and readers! Thanksgiving just wouldn't be Thanksgiving if we didn't share some awesome recipes of some of our most "famous turkeys". Read on for the top ten list:

# 1-Britney Spears (ya, that's about the only # 1 on any list that she's getting). Britney's famous recipe is "Sweet Cheeto pie". You get some Cheetos and make a pie. That's about it. Britney likes to keep things real simple. Gobble gobble.

# 2-Heather Mills. Her recipe is called Cup'o Crazy Bitch with Nuts on top. I hear it's quite hearty and filling. She also recommends rat's milk as a complimentary drink with the meal.

# 3-Victoria Beckham. Apple and Implant Cider. Nothin' says a ~~Dee~~ cup like a warm mug of cinnamon flavoured apple drink.

# 4-Nicole Richie. The Simple Stuffed Green Peppers recipe. Free "cutesy" dog urinal with every meal.

# 5. David Hasselhoff. Cranberry and Sloppy Burger Sauce. Make sure you're drunk and being videotaped by your child to experience the full flavour and aroma. Bottoms up.

# 6. Alec Baldwin. Plumpkin pie. Mix with 2 parts pumpkin, one part pie and don't forget a dash of "thoughtless little pig."

# 7. Kevin Federline. White Trash Puff Balls. 'Nuff said.

# 8. Eddie Murphy. Pumpkin and I'm Not Your Father Bread. Best to make babies with this recipe and then deny your paternity and diss your baby. Goes well with Alec Baldwin's Plumpkin pie.

# 9. Pamela Anderson. No Bake, Lotsa Fake Turkey Cake. Quite an easy recipe-Just combine two boobs (works best if they're outrageously fake), orange tanner and bleach. Mix well.

#10.Chris Crocker. Transberry Nutswirls. Make sure you LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE while baking this.

Your mouth is watering right? Saliva pooling in your mouth because these recipes all sound so tempting? I knew it! Don't say I'm not generous. Happy Thanksgiving ya'll.

Photo sources: images.ctv.ca,Splash,dailymail.uk,urbanupdater,galaxyblog,lemonpepper

Alec Baldwin is Tired of Fat People

Whit Honea — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:07:00 GMT

Remember when Alec Baldwin called his own daughter a pig? Who knew it was tough love? Apparently Baldwin thinks all of our kids are fat and the culprit is cheese. Yes, cheese. WTF?

You mean this whole time that I've been giving my kids string cheese instead of candy crack I've actually been part of the problem? Next thing you know I won't be allowed to pair it with a nice wine. That's just bullshit.

Says Alec in a letter to Hillary Clinton urging her to vote 'No' on a bill that would provide billions of dollars in subsidies to farmers:

"As you are well aware, the epidemic of childhood obesity is worsening day by day, leading to higher risks of diabetes, heart disease and several forms of cancer. I know that you share my concern about this crucial issue."

"As a parent, I see firsthand the challenges of keeping children focused on healthful foods. These challenges are made all the more difficult by federal policies that keep high-cholesterol, high-sugar foods all too plentiful in schools. ... There has never been a more urgent time to take action."

I understand where Baldwin is coming from, really I do. Obesity is a huge problem (no pun intended, but I'll take it). I just don't know that Baldwin's cry to the left to cut support of American farmers is the right way to fight it. Why not boycott M&M's (not the peanuts, those are healthy) or take federal funding away from carnies. Carnies get federal funding, right? Cotton candy and funnel cakes have got to be a bigger problem than cheese. I hope.

Source/Photo: dlisted

Myleene Klass is Number 1, I'm Still Not Sure Who She Is

Whit Honea — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 22:02:00 GMT

Myleene Klass, who apparently plays music, has had her new album reach number one on some sort of chart. Hence the big cake shaped like a '1' with her face stuck in the middle of it. The point is she's famous and pregnant, and that's all we need. The rest of that stuff is just icing.

Christie Brinkley's Daughter Makes Birthday Doll, Eats a Lot of Cake

Whit Honea — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 23:05:00 GMT

Christie Brinkley's daughter, Sailor, was one of the first kids to experience the new Barbie dealy-o at FAO Schwarz in NYC. It was Sailor's 8th birthday, and Christie, looking hot as ever, posed with her pretty little likeness (the doll). Rumor had it there was a lot of cake, but there aren't any photos to prove it ever existed. Gee, I wonder where that cake could have gone so quickly?

Photos: In Touch Weekly

Cake Bag: The Latest in Fugly Accessories for Mom-lebrities

Alisyn — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:03:00 GMT

If you are a mom-lebrity who is expected to squeeze a baby from your loins, drop 50 pounds the same day, and look fabulous while doing it, have no fear! Now you can have your Cake, and eat it, too.

No, not literally, of course. If you are a mom-lebrity, you can't eat cake - EVER. But you can attempt to replace it by buying this fugly new Petunia Picklebottom "couture" bag that looks like something Mary Poppins made out of Jane Banks' old curtains.

According to CBB - the expert on all things mom-lebrity - Marcia Cross, Keri Russell and Kristen Heder (Mrs. Napolean Dynamite) are just a few of the Cake fans who are proud to carry this little number, which was "crafted lovingly from high quality European cut velvet and coordinated tweeds." A departure from the traditional, boxy Picklebottom design, though equally versatile, it was crafted with today's ladylike, retro-chic mamas in mind. You know, like Melissa Joan Hart.

Actually, I could totally see Amy Winehouse rocking this "society satchel", and making it look really cool, even in ~~booger~~ "Lemon Chiffon Cake." But the thought of a $325 carpet bag, bulging with diapers and snacks, shoved into the strolller's storage net, makes me snort just a little.

[Photo Credit Petunia Picklebottom]