FameCrawler : catfight

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston - The Oscar Throw Down

trix — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:05:00 GMT

OMG, did you hear what happened when Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston saw each other at the Oscars?

Yep, that's right, absolutely nothing. The ladies, because that's what they are, smiled graciously at each other and even applauded each other.

The two couples sat about 10 seats from each and they didn't end up rolling around on the ground, pulling each others hair.

I think that Brad, Jennifer and Angelina have all made amends and that the relationship is very amicable. I bet they just use the media machine to their advantage.

I know the media circus makes much ado about nothing, but what did they really expect?

They have to set some sort of example for the kiddies sitting at home, or in the hotel, throwing spaghetti at the walls.

Angelina & Jen Showdown: Brad, Babies & Bling

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Spying on the Neighbors: 9-05-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:57:00 GMT

I just had a Pumpkin Spice Latte and it's 97° outside. Still felt like autumn in my belly.

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The Women cast (Celebrity Moms)

Palin helps Obama (Perez Hilton)

The Sandler girls (Knocked Up Celebs)

Early Halloween for Beckhams (Jezebel)

Tina Fey or Sarah Palin? (Scanner)

Shiloh Vs Suri: Star Starts Kittenfight

Whit Honea — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:21:00 GMT

Star has presented us with what appears to be one of the cutest magazine covers ever, but lo and behold, inside waits shocking (SHOCKING) news.

It appears that Shiloh and Suri are being raised quite differently, which is, of course a big "duh" seeing as how they are not related or being raised by the same band of gypsies, but still fairly interesting in a 'they're rich and famous and we can't stop looking' sort of way.

Basically, it breaks down to Shiloh being a hippie and Suri being a diva. Kind of like we thought.

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Beckhams Love Tom Cruise While Oprah Watches

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:09:00 GMT

There have been rumors printed (mostly here) that the Beckhams and Cruises were no longer chums. That isn't the case. I know this because Oprah proved it. Oprah is like the Chuck Norris of the heart. She gives and shares and if you don't accept it with a smile she'll roundhouse your ass.

Here is the Beckham moment:

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Paris Wants To Do It In Pairs. For Dollars.

HerBadMother — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:14:00 GMT

Wow. If Nicole Richie doesn't hate Paris Hilton already, this oughta do it: Paris wants to have a double wedding with Nicole, because, she freely admits, the photos would sell for millions.

Paris - who is not engaged to Nicole's babydaddy Joel's brother Benji (got that?), but hopes to be - "is doing it all for the attention, as usual," said a close friend. "It's a publicity stunt, just like everything else."

Paris - publicity stunt? Shocking. But let's wait until she gets herself sperminated by the other Madden brother before jumping to conclusions, 'kay? Because why would she bother going through a fake double wedding for a million dollars when she could go through a fake double shotgun wedding for double that, and then sell the baby photos for triple that? Please.

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Katie Holmes REPLACED!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:04:00 GMT

*Gasp!* Katie Holmes has been replaced. Replaced!

Photographic evidence after the jump

See? Victoria Beckham is bringin' it - she's replacing Katie Holmes as her BFF with another Kate - Kate Beckinsale.

Posh and her sons were at a Los Angeles Galaxy game with Kate Beckinsale and her family - so obviously the MILF fight is still on between Holmes and Posh. And does this mean no more playdates for little Suri and the Beckham boys?

Wait - maybe this isn't Posh's fault - or Katie's fault - maybe it's that weirdo Tom Cruise causing trouble?

Oh the horror of it all!

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Katie Holmes Vs. Victoria Beckham: The Poll

Tom Cruise Broke Up Katie & Posh!

Tom Cruise and David Beckham in Bed Together

Whit Honea — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:07:00 GMT

No, I'm not trying to imply that they're going to polish off this little bottle of wine and then do things that Travolta only dreams about. Wait, that is what I'm implying, but it's just a joke. I'm fairly confident that Becks doesn't swing that way.

Not that there is anything wrong that.

The real point is that the two will be climbing into bed in the business sense, not the literal. Yes, it's business time.

Cruise and Beckham are considering buying a soccer team together, you know, because they can. Word on the proverbial street is that David is looking to make the leap from player to owner. Tom just likes to leap.

It seems rather curious that Tom and David are still going strong despite all of this and that. And this. I guess they're good like that.

Photo/Source: Janetcharltonshollywood.com

Tom Cruise Broke Up Katie & Posh!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Is Tom Cruise the one behind the MILF battle between his wife Katie and former BFF Posh?

Reportedly Tommy has "grown concerned" about Katie's rapid weight loss and according to him it's all Posh's fault! Katie is apparently following in Posh's diet steps and a source said, "She is very thin largely because she is following Victoria's strict 900-calories-a-day eating plan. She is copying Victoria's fad of eating seaweed shakes, frozen grapes and edamame beans. She is tiny."

NINE HUNDRED CALORIES? A day? That's it? Must be why Posh forgets to wear pants in public - her brain is lacking nurishment. And does anyone know what adamame beans are? They sound gross - almost as nasty as seaweed shakes.

I thought Katie Holmes was smart? Oh wait - she's a robot now and programmed by Tom. If she's trying to starve herself to lose weight (like she needs to), she's setting Suri up for eating issues later on if she's not careful. I mean seriously, who lives on only 900 calories a day? JLo's on a bit of a wacko weightloss schedule but at least she has 1400 calories per day!

Maybe Tom Cruise has a valid point this time?

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Nicole Richie to Scratch Paris Hilton's Eyes Out

Whit Honea — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:01:00 GMT

Before we had Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham feuding over stupid stuff, we had the original on-again/off-again BFF's, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton. These girls catfight old school.

Apparently new mom Nicole is not happy that wanna-be mom Paris is copying her. Again. According to Star magazine:

“Nicole was upset when Paris started dating Benji - it all happened too fast for her liking. Then Nicole couldn’t go on tour with them because she had to stay home and look after her young daughter Harlow.”

“She is furious Paris is out there gallivanting with her boyfriend and his brother. If Paris gets pregnant, Nicole is going to go ballistic. She thinks Paris copies everything she does.”

I suppose Paris could choose to one-up Nicole and marry Benji. Then the $2,000 shoe would be on the other foot, kind of. It's complicated.

Photo: Yahoo!

Katie Holmes Vs. Victoria Beckham: The Poll

Whit Honea — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:03:00 GMT

Oh, it's on, bitches. The MILF of all battles. As you know Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham have removed the BFF gloves and put a fresh coat of paint on the claws. Things are getting ugly, but that doesn't mean they have to.

The question remains, which one of these celebrity moms will be getting a spanking and which one will be getting their eyes scratched out by Tommy Boy? I hope Becks brings the jello.

Photo: The Hollywood Gossip

Catfight! Catfight! Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes?

Whit Honea — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:09:00 GMT

Apparently Katie Holmes is mad as hell and she's not going to take it anymore. Likewise for Victoria Beckham. The former BFF's are feuding over some important stuff, namely fashion and hair. It could get ugly. It could also get hot, and not because I find either one of them attractive, but because as any boy scout can tell you, when you rub two twigs together you get fire. I'm afraid that someone may get burned.

Word on the proverbial street is that the hubbub is due to Victoria scoring the cover of Vogue, something that Katie thought she would/should have.

According to a source, she is "envious that Victoria scored the more prestigious magazine. Katie feels that she deserved it more.”

Katie then went on to knock Posh's ink: “When Victoria advised her to get some tattoos like hers, Katie hit the roof, saying, ‘Tattoos are trashy. I wouldn’t be caught dead with one.”

“Victoria said, ‘How dare she attack my tattoos? I know more about fashion than she’ll ever know. I have my own line! I’ve told her what to wear and what not to - she used to dress like a schoolgirl. Then she even tried to copy my hair. Now she doesn’t think she needs me.’”

See? UGLY. I'm not sure who I'd take in this fight. Sure, Posh is packing some WMD's in her blouse and must be tough since she's all tattooed, but Katie has years of pent-up frustration and Cruise crazy in her smiling little head. If that cracks, man, the Xenu will hit the fan. However, Katie is soft from spending all of her time, well, some of her time, with her little doll Suri, whereas Victoria has 3 boys and a straight husband. She's used to the rough stuff, even at 90lbs soaking wet.

I feel a poll coming on.

Photo: Gossip Girls

Catfight, Round One! Elton John vs. Madonna

Karen — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:33:00 GMT

Elton John was furious that Madonna decided to host an Oscar's party on the same night as him. He had a bunch of A-listers invited, but she pulled together a party in a matter of days and some people decided to head to her place instead.

Meow! Battle of the Queens!

At Elton's Bash: J.C. Chasez, Lionel Richie, Simon Cowell, Larry King and Sean Penn.

Seen at Madge's: Cameron Diaz, Demi & Ashton (who ditched Rumer, for OBVIOUS reasons - BUZZKILL!), Drew Barrymore, Owen Wilson, Penelope Cruz and Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes. Wait, wasn't TomKat at NASCAR?

"Elton DESPISES Madonna and this has made things way worse," a source said.

Oh but there's another catfight to report - STAY TUNED!

Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie To Host Same Party

Karen — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Awkward!

Since 2003, Aniston has been hosting the Oscar Awards' Night Before Party. Well, guess which do-good A-list actors will join the former Friends star this year? Yep, Ange and Brad have been invited to the list and the two past and present lovers to Brad Pitt are slated to meet face to face.

"Everybody in town is talking about what will happen that night," a source says.

I bet. But it might not happen. Aniston says she has prior commitments and may not be able to attend, though she would like to let bygones be bygones. "Jen's been ready to make peace for a while," the source says.

Hollywood is probably making a mountain out of a molehill. I doubt after all this time that Jen and Ange would be at war with each other.

Madden and Pratt: The Screaming, Kicking and Scratching of the Eyes Out

Whit Honea — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:03:00 GMT

Tough guys Joel Madden, of "I knocked up Nicole Richie" fame, and Spencer Pratt (The Hills), got into a bit of hissing match over the weekend. According to In Touch Weekly, they were both dining at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Saturday when Madden approached Pratt to defend the honor of his, whatever the hell she is, girlfriend, fiancée, babymama, toothpick, Nicole. They had to be restrained before someone got their feelings hurt.

Apparently Pratt talked some trash about Richie a couple of years ago in Details magazine. Wasn't Madden still pretending to be a punk rocker two years ago? Why would he be reading Details? Hell, how does he recognize a guy from The Hills? I can only assume that Nicole pointed him out to Joel over lunch (she had plenty of time to tell the story while not eating for two). Gee Nicole, grudge much? Put the nothing down and pick up a fork, that baby's hungry.

Denise Richards and Lola, Enjoying More Free Stuff

Whit Honea — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:02:00 GMT

The object of Heather Locklear's ire, Ms. Denise Ricards, always seems to be where the hand-outs are. Handouts that aren't available to the rest of us mind you, just for those that already have everything they could ever possibly need. It's not her fault, it's the system, and if I had the chance I would take in every special screening and bag of schwag too. Really, Hollywood, I want that shit. You know where to find me.

This time, however, Richards, along with her daughter Lola, are taking in something free that is available to anyone, assuming you live close enough and have a pass to get past securtiy, and that is the beach. You can't be sun, sand and waves.

That's some freedom that pays it's own price. Enjoy it while we can!

Heather Locklear Hates Denise Richards

Whit Honea — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Heather Locklear is mad as hell and she's not going to take her kid there anymore! The National Enquirer is reporting that Locklear fired her daughter's well-loved nanny because the woman, Robin Hasen, refused to kick Denise Richard's kids out of a daycare that she owns.

Locklear and Richards, once BFF's, are now all bitter, well, Heather is, over a man. Come on ladies, the two of you have dated your way through the loser barrel of Hollywood singles. Not many prizes in that collection.

Think of it as an improvement Heather, you dropped about 60lbs by going from Ritchie Sambora to David Spade.

If all else fails, I have one word: catfight.