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Britney Spears is/has a Crazy Mother...

Whit Honea — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:03:00 GMT

According to AHN, Britney Spears is filing a restraining order against her mother. She is taking this step to keep her mom, Lynne, away from her two sons. She claims that her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and Britney doesn't want her spending time with her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

This concerns me, because who would be with the boys then? I see hundreds of pictures of Britney every day, and do you know why we don't use them here at FameCrawler? Because she never has her kids with her. She has Uggs, nipples and big, stupid glasses, but no babies.

Not only is she mad at her mother for having an alleged problem, but she is deciding to shun her rather than take the steps to help her like Lynne and (gulp!) K-Fed did, sort of, when the tables were turned.

She blames her mom and K-Fed for putting her in rehab, yet she still lets her boys (and her girls too, nudge, nudge) go over to their daddy's place without concern. Which is, of course, concerning. As you can see, I have nothing but concern for this family. Actually, I really am concerned for the boys. I hope someone steps up and provides these kids some shelter and a bit of sanity.

The scary thing is I'm looking at you K-Fed.

Meg, Daisy, and the Nanny

Whit Honea — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 20:30:00 GMT

Meg and Daisy took a little vacation to Hawaii recently. They are seen here on the beach with their nanny.

Daisy seems to be enjoying herself, the nanny seems to be enjoying herself, and Meg, not so much. Maybe she got sand in her shorts.

Spielberg Gets It

Whit Honea — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 20:07:00 GMT

Steven Spielberg, director and a bunch of other stuff, is seen here with his granddaughter, which in and of itself is amazing. A man his age in Hollywood should be having kids that young. Instead, he's out for a stroll and some conversation with a cute kid and a bag of candy. Sweet as the day is long.

Oh, and Mr Spielberg, if you're reading this, call me!

Taradise is No Place For Children

HerBadMother — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 19:34:00 GMT

I have nothing personal against Tara Reid. I'm sure that she's a very nice person. I'm even willing to entertain the possibility that one cannot, in fact, hear the sound of the wind rushing through a tiny, empty tunnel between her ears when one stands next to her. Still, I cannot imagine any circumstance under which I would give her the responsibility of caring for my child. (Not even to cross the street. One never knows when her top might fall off, causing multiple car crashes and a lifetime of therapy for the kid.)

So I don't know who left this particular child alone with Tara in the streets of Los Angeles. I can only assume that it was someone so desperate for a babysitter that they took the first twenty-something D-lister that they could find. At least I hope so. 'Cuz if Kitson is now selling children (Buy a child to match your shoes! It's the latest thing!), that's just wrong.