FameCrawler : celebrity custody battle

Larry Birkhead on Date

Karl Erikson — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:31:00 GMT

Larry Birkhead, daddy of Dannielynn, was spotted having lunch with his new girlfriend yesterday in L.A. As we reported earlier, Larry is going to be filming a new reality show about his life as a daddy and dater. He's also looking for a new house, since he just moved out of Anna Nicole Smith's house in the Bahamas.

"We've been looking at houses," says Larry. "I've found something in an area that has a lot of kids. I'm parenting under the microscope. I make good decisions. Maybe not traditional decisions, but we're not a traditional family."

Yeah, your traditional family only watches reality TV.

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Larry Birkhead Filming Reality TV Show With Dannielynn

Larry Birkhead Shares His Future Family Plans

Beautiful Celebrity Baby: Dannielynn is Growing Up

Beautiful Celebrity Baby: Dannielynn Is Growing Up

Sassy Smith — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:06:00 GMT

Little Dannielynn, daughter of Larry Birkhead and the late Anna Nicole Smith, spent time with dad at the park in LA over the weekend. The pretty tot celebrated her 2nd birthday in September. She's so adorable!

One more pic after the jump!

It's been reported, that Larry is filming a reality show for the E! network and his daughter will be a part of it.

Birkhead said of the experience, "They'll follow me around as I raise Dannielynn on my own. And they'll follow me while I look for love and go on dates. I'm a dad who's single and who's struggling to put the pieces together for his daughter."

Does that seem wrong to you? It does me. I thought he wanted to give Dannielynn as normal a childhood as possible? I guess the lure of the dollar sign was too hard to resist.

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Larry Birkhead Shares His Future Family Plans

Larry Birkhead Filming Reality TV Show With DannieLynn

Karl Erikson — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:37:00 GMT

Just when you thought that Larry Birkhead might actually have his head on straight, the father of Dannielynn Hope says he is currently filming a reality show for the E! network. And, yes, Dannielynn, daughter of the late Anna Nicole Smith, is part of the show.

Larry says, "They'll follow me around as I raise Dannielynn on my own. And they'll follow me while I look for love and go on dates. I'm a dad who's single and who's struggling to put the pieces together for his daughter."

Wonderful, just what I want to see...Larry Birkhead going on dates. Why don't I get a reality show, too? Oh, right. I don't have dates. Heh.

The show is also going to follow the ongoing custody battle with Dannielynn's grandmother, Vergie Arthur. Says Larry, "Virgie won't be at Thanksgiving dinner." No kidding.

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Larry Birkhead Shares His Future Family Plans

Britney Decides To Become A Lesbian. No Word Yet On A Decision To Become Sane.

HerBadMother — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:03:00 GMT

It's been a rough couple of weeks for Britney. Public humiliation. Private humilliation. Getting fired by her lawyer. And her manager. Losing the kids.

But just when you thought that it couldn't possibly get any worse, Britney has, according to 'reliable sources,' announced that she's going to make a change in her life that will turn things around: she's only going to date women from now on.

She knows that Madonna's married, I hope. That could get embarassing, if Britney starts sending flowers and shit in the hopes of rekindling those sparks from few years back. Then again, you never know. Guy doesn't exactly seem to be man enough for Madge these days. Britney could maybe give him a run for his money, especially if she loses the weave and keeps going commando.

Not sure how well this will serve her efforts to get her kids back, though.

Britney Assaults A Pork Tenderloin; Is Heard Shrieking Something About 'Fat Pigs'

HerBadMother — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:32:00 GMT

The latest on the tragic, tragic trainwreck that is Britney Spears:

The troubled singer has been BANNED from LA’s exclusive Chateau Marmont hotel after a string of complaints over her oddball behaviour.

The Toxic star came under the management spotlight after reports she was “acting weird”.

And it seems “acting weird” doesn’t begin to describe her latest act of lunacy, which saw Britney stunning fellow diners in the posh hotel restaurant by smearing a plate of top-notch food over her FACE.

Horrified guests were understandably outraged and demanded the management kick her out for good.

A source said: “The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast-food joint.

“Royalty have dined in this restaurant. Her behaviour was totally unacceptable.”

No word on whether she was wearing underpants at the time, but I think that we can safely bet no. And I think that we can also safely bet that K-Fed's custody lawyers are already planning victory celebrations.

At the Chateau Marmont, no doubt.

Why Do I Feel Dirty Whenever Kevin Federline Is Clean?

BadKitty — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:51:00 GMT

This picture haunts me! It's from June 2006, which means I've been disconcerted by the occasional "Hmmm, maybe it wouldn't be so bad with...no! No! NO!" thought about K-Fed for a little more than 15 months. That's long enough to give birth to at least two of his children!

Today I came across it (and I didn't even wipe it off, ba-dum-bah!) when reading about the latest twist in the not at all civilized custody battle between Kevin and Brit. To summarize: it's still a mess, she's a drunk, he's sleazy, give the kids to her mom already. And it looks like they'll settle out of court. Until they get into another fight.

Here are two more of those vintage shots from the Disturbingly Clean Kevin photoshoot. Now you can be troubled with me.

Source: Hollywood Snark

Dannielynn Has Two Daddies? Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern are Allegedly a Secret Couple.

BadKitty — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:25:00 GMT

The latest chapter of the sadly sordid Anna Nicole story arrives with a modern twist. In her new book, Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death, former MSNBC reporter Rita Cosby alleges that Birkhead and Stern were the real couple and Anna Nicole their drugged pawn. According to Cosby, the pair manipulated Anna, the media and the public to achieve their nefarious, money-grubbing ends. Ooh, harsh.

Some of the stuff Cosby comes up with doesn't quite add up, like that Anna chose Birkhead to impregnate her because she had an obsession with Marilyn Monroe and he was blond and blue-eyed. Like Anna really understood recessive genes.

It also sounds like the book also talks a lot about oral sex, which is always good for business. The night before it went on sale, the book was already charting on Amazon's Hot New Releases in the biographies and memoirs category, one place ahead of Dog The Bounty Hunter's You Can Run But You Can't Hide.

Getting back to the oral sex, Cosby reports that there is a video proving the sexual relationship between Stern and Birkhead. Well, something tells me there was a lot of "creative" sex going on in the house of that former stripper. A little mix and match coupling probably wasn't a deal breaker for her -- it might even have been a good thing.

But some of the other details, like how controlling Stern was, and how the drugs were flowing freely in that house, are self-evident. Do a gut check on the story (leave out the gay part, which, ick that anyone would do Stern, but otherwise who cares?) about how they made a pact to split custody and control of the money...that strikes a sinister note of truth. The legal team at OK Magazine seems to think so. They just severed ties with Birkhead, canceling a photo shoot that was part of a $1.7 million deal.

I'm sure we'll hear more, and God Save My Eyes, we'll probably see more. (Really, I don't want to see Stern that way with anyone, male or female. Ever.) The NY Daily News just came out with a second leak from the book, this time alleging that Anna blamed Stern for killing her son Daniel. Yes, this story is just getting warmed up.

Does anyone care about Dannielynn in all this? Are we about to experience the Federline Effect with Virgie Arthur, Anna Nicole's harridan of a mother, where these guys are so bad that she winds up looking like the best choice? Oh, Happy First Birthday, poor, poor, rich girl Dannielynn.

Source: NY Daily News, Photo: Reuters

Britney Continues "Country" Lessons for Sons, Bo and Luke

BadKitty — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 14:15:00 GMT

Here's Britney on her way to audition for a remake of One Million Years BC (although clearly that cheap wig is not from Raquel's eponymous line.) She still takes the time to practice being "country" with her Irish twins, all bare feet and no sunscreen. Don't know where the tan starts and the dirt ends! Yeehaw!

And who says she kept little Jayden James hidden for so long because something ain't right with him? His motor skills are plenty good enough to pluck a cigarette right out of that pack. That's hard, y'all! They pack those suckers in tight! It takes practice!

I can hear her now, the dulcet tones of the south wafting from her mouth with every, "Hold mama's cigarettes while she cracks this cold one." And by cold one, of course I mean Red Bull.

Photo Credit: Superchismosa/Bricks and Stones

Come to Grandma; Lynne Spears Attempts to Go Over Britney's Bald Head

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 19:15:00 GMT

Britney Spears may want to throw momma from the train, but she'll have a legal hurdle. The bumpkin pop singer, while trying to keep mom Lynne out of her life and away from her kids, will have to deal with Section 3104 of California's Family Code which gives judges the power to award visitation rights to grandparents. I guess Lynne wants them at her place where she can feed them something other than Pop Tarts and Yoohoo.

The judge will consider the wishes of both parents, so Lynne's butt-kissing of K-Fed may be helping her. Word is that she's so desperate she's even listening to his CD.

I'm tired of Brit and Lynne and their bickering. I say we lube 'em up, toss both these crazies in the bed of Britney's pickup and let them wrestle it out.

[photo: TMZ.com]

Britney to Photog: I'm Sorry I Beat You With My Umbrella-ella-ella

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:35:00 GMT

Before it was a hit song for Rihanna, it was a lethal weapon for Britney Spears. Back in February, Spears rushed to Kevin Federline's home to confront him on a custody issue and ended up attacking a photographer with an umbrella in a crazy Mary-Poppins-on-crack moment.

Now Spears is claiming that it was all method acting. ""I was preparing my character for a roll (sic) in a movie... I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn't get the part."

Reports are that the role was that of a bald pop singer who can't spell who decides to take vengeance on photographers using a rain-repelling device.