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Patriotic Babe - Marla Maples Bikini & Flag Pics

Sassy Smith — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:38:00 GMT

Marla Maples, ex-wife to The Donald and mother to his 14-year-old daughter Tiffany, doesn't have clothes. I'm serious - all I've ever seen the woman in lately is a skimpy bikini. Sure she looks good, but where are her pants? Her shirts? Hey, at least she's patriotic! She sure loves the American flag!

More hotness after the jump!

Maybe her teenage daughter takes her clothes - you know what 14-year-old girls are like, always wanting to wear their mom's clothes. Or maybe Marla lives on the beach and then I suppose bikinis are totally appropriate.

[Celebutopia.net]

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Marla Maples Sure Loves Her Bikinis

Sassy Smith — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:07:00 GMT

Ex-wife of The Donald, Marla Maples sure loves her beach wear! I suppose, uh, ya, most people do when they're on the beach. Makes sense - at least she doesn't wear see-through clothes like some celebrities! Marla and daughter Tiffany (dad is Trump), take a stroll on a Malibu beach.

Couple more pics after the jump!

Thank goodness Tiffany doesn't have her father's hair.

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Hasselbeck Family: Marching Ahead Of The Apocalypse

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:02:00 GMT

I'm not sure what I love most about this picture of the Hasselbeck family cruising the streets of New York: Tim Hasselbeck's phenomenally fugly sweater, the classically pinched look on Elisabeth's face, or the ancient, stooped woman who is clearly about wave her stick-like arm in the air and shout millenarian prophecies at them. Prophecies, I'm guessing, that involve fire and brimstone and Elisabeth's likely collusion with the Four Horsemen (who almost certainly have three-way face. Or four-way face. Whatever.)

Anyhoo. The girl is adorable, though I like her better in this picture, because she looks like she's heard her mother's stupid comments about three-ways and wants nothing to do with her:

Source, source

Katie Holmes Stokes Pregnancy Rumors With Another Fugly Shirt

HerBadMother — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 22:03:00 GMT

It's not nearly as fug as some of J-Lo's bump-hiding outfits, but still: what's up with the long baggy tops, Katie?

This long sheerish number is much, much better than the hideous cowl-neck sweater of the other day, but it remains that it's a loose-fitting, thigh-length top that, really, one would never wear unless one were hiding something in the tummy area, or suffering a lapse of style-sense. I vote the former: this is a work of bump-camouflage if I ever saw one.

(Source and Photo Credit: JustJared)

Katie Holmes: Hiding A Bump, Or Just A Bad Case Of The Fugs?

HerBadMother — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 19:03:00 GMT

Either Katie's hiding a bump, or she's been taking style lessons from Jennifer Lopez, and we all know what that means.

Seriously. The only reasons to wear to such a big, godawfully fugly sweater are a) when you're trying to draw attention away from bad hair or an out-of-control muffin top, or b) when you're hiding a baby bump.

If it weren't for that weird marathon training business that Katie's been up to, I'd say bump, for sure. But it could be to draw attention away from the hair, I suppose. She really does need to do something about that hair.

More From The Trainwreck Files: Britney Tries A New Look

HerBadMother — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 15:03:00 GMT

What can we say? Librarian With A Bad Weave is not a good look for Britney.

The kid's cute, though. Looks a bit shell-shocked that Mommy dragged him out to run the paparazzi gauntlet, but whatevs. It's time with Mommy and that's what matters, right?