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Tori Spelling: Bump And Boobs In A Tank Top. IN FEBRUARY.

HerBadMother — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:22:00 GMT

You know what bugs me most about this photo? It's not, contrary to what you would expect, Tori Spelling in all of her fake-boobed, sullen-faced glory.

It's that Tori Spelling in all of her fake-boobed, sullen-faced glory gets to wander around in the sunshine - IN A TANK TOP AND FLIP-FLOPS OH MY HELL - while I have to sit here in sub-zero temperatures, watching the snow blow outside my window and wondering whether or not the facking groundhog lied when he convinced everybody that facking spring was coming early this year.

LIFE IS NOT FAIR.

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Tori Spelling's Bump On Display: Guess This Pregnancy's Confirmed

Tori Spelling Pregnant Again

Tori Spelling's Bump On Display: Guess This Pregnancy's Confirmed

HerBadMother — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Okay, wow. That's some bump for someone who hasn't even officially confirmed that they're pregnant yet. I'm pushing six months, and my bump is about that size. My boobs are bigger, though. Also, they're nicer, if I do say so myself.

Any guesses on how far along she is?

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Tori Spelling Pregnant Again

HerBadMother — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:10:00 GMT

Oh, huzzah. Tori Spelling continues to breed. According to InTouch Weekly, she's pregnant with her second child.

I know, that sounds bitchy, and it's probably unwarranted, but whatever. She's not high on my most-love celebrities list, at least not since she enabled Dean McDermott's abandonment of his family. Also, she has a really bad boob job, and that shit just irks me.

Still: new life, reason to celebrate, blah blah blah. So I guess congrats are in order: way to go, Tori and Dean. Congrats on the spermination. Keep this one off reality TV, will you?

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FameCrawler : celebrity homewreckers

Tori Spelling: Bump And Boobs In A Tank Top. IN FEBRUARY.

Tori Spelling's Bump On Display: Guess *This* Pregnancy's Confirmed

Tori Spelling Pregnant Again

Tori Spelling's Bump On Display: Guess *This* Pregnancy's Confirmed

Tori Spelling Pregnant Again

Tori Spelling's Bump On Display: Guess This Pregnancy's Confirmed

Tori Spelling's Bump On Display: Guess This Pregnancy's Confirmed