FameCrawler : celebrity kid

Two Moores in a Pod

Whit Honea — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:47:00 GMT

I know that every time Julianne Moore and her daughter Liv grace this site I go on and on about how much they look alike, but you know what...

They freaking look a lot alike, don't they? I think its awesome, and while I'm being sweet like that allow me to say something that I never do, the kid has cute pants. I don't know if my sons could pull off the look, but it's a good one.

Photo: Jezebel

Reese Witherspoon is a Baseball Mom

Whit Honea — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:13:00 GMT

Reese Witherspoon and her son Deacon spent some quality time at the ol' ballpark.

Reese's hat is saying Dodgers but her shirt is saying Mets. I know some neigborhoods where that combo could get your feelings hurt.

Photos: Celebs and Bubs

Hugh Jackman: He's Not Heavy, He's My Oscar

Whit Honea — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:44:00 GMT

Hugh Jackman's boy Oscar sure is getting big. Luckily for them Hugh, aka Wolverine, has super strength.

He also has some interesting art on his arm. I can't tell if it's a tattoo or something from the set that he hasn't washed off. It could have something to do with his bones being fused with alloy adamantium. I hear that hurt.

Photo: Jezebel

Liv Tyler is a Secret Agent

Whit Honea — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:42:00 GMT

Who is this mystery woman?

Dammit, you looked at the title, didn't you? Are you a spy, too? Liv Tyler is ready for anything- espionage, the tango, large game hunting, or spin class. It ain't no thang, and Milo? He's impressed.

As am I.

Photo: Celebrity Moms

Like a River Squirms, Quickly on Keri

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:30:00 GMT

Welcome to your new job, Keri Russell, you are officially a plaything. Embrace it.

Photo: Celebs and Bubs

Brooke Shields Models The Regular-Mom Look In New York

HerBadMother — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:03:00 GMT

This does my heart good.

Brooke, here, looks just like any average mom out shopping with her daughter, albeit a couple of hundred notches more stellarly gorgeous. No sky-high stilleto boots, no sheer tops and short-shorts, no bizarrely fugly high-fashion cowl-neck sweaters. Just jeans and a shirt and comfy shoes, and a cheery smile that says, hell, yeah, I know I'm lucky to be able spend afternoons strolling and shopping at Tiffany's with my lovely girl.

She gets my vote for hot mom of the week any day.

Equal Time for Daddy: Ben Affleck Strollers with Violet

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 23:23:00 GMT

Violet is on a mission to visit every Starbucks in America. Ben Affleck could be the poster boy for the coffee chain. I could too, but he's better looking than I am, so I'm content being the guy behind the guy. He must have planned a big run at the 'Bucks today since he brought Violet's stroller (Baby Jogger City Series, $350- I can't believe they went black when there is violet available! Ok, lilac, close enough).

Photos: Celebs and Bubs

Jennifer Garner and Violet are Two Happy Peas in a Pretty Little Pod

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 23:05:00 GMT

Here at FameCrawler it's our job to provide you with celebrity parents and their kids and throw as much snark on the pile as we can stomach. It's fun. However, I can't ever bring myself to be sarcastic about Jennifer Garner and Violet Affleck. The few times I've teased them I've had trouble sleeping. They're just too cute and normal for my own good.

Photo (top): Celebrity Moms

Photo (lower): Celebs and Bubs

Zahara Masters The Steely Glare

HerBadMother — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Zahara looks pretty pissed in this picture. Like she's had enough of all of the cameras and could everyone just get out of her face, already. Don't know why you smiling Mommy, but this shit SUCKS.

Or maybe it's just that Angelina's skinny arms are making for an uncomfortable ride. That's probably it. She's probably used to the cameras by now, but always being perched on those bony appendages? Must be like riding on sticks.

Kate Hudson's Kid Has Better Hair Than I Do

HerBadMother — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:33:00 GMT

I like to think that I'm a pretty hip parent. My kid has legwarmers with little skulls on them, and we rock out to the Johnny Cash Family Album and eat hummus and shit like that. But still - I see a toddler with long shiny hair and I immediately assume, girl. Maybe it's because I have issues about my own daughter's inability to grow hair; maybe it's because I have a subconscious need to act out in reponse to every granny who has ever asked me how old my skirt-clad boy is. Whatever it is, I just kinda don't get why a mother would want her toddler boy to have prettier hair than she has.

I mean, Kate Hudson's kid is totally adorable and all that, but he looks like a totally adorable girl. Does she put it in pigtails when it gets messy? Does he like having it brushed? Does he ever wear barrettes to keep it out of his eyes? WHADDUP?

I know, I know - down with gender stereotypes and all that, but really? Is this about subverting gender stereotypes or about wanting one's kid to be the hippest little rocker on the block?

Does it matter? No. I'm just cranky. I'm having a bad hair day.

Kate Moss With Daughter Lola

HerBadMother — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:02:00 GMT

It's a good thing that Kate Moss has something of a drug problem, and bad taste in men. Otherwise I might have to hate her.

Single moms of five-year olds have no business being so effortlessly hip. It's a violation of the laws of nature or something.

Claudia Schiffer And Child Provide Lessons In Style

HerBadMother — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 18:03:00 GMT

I don't know what school Claudia Schiffer's kid goes to, but they have kick-ass uniforms. Where can I get one?

Also, how does she walk in those shoes? She and Christina Aguilera must know something that the rest of us don't.

Or do the laws of physics simply not apply to celebrities? Bah.

Gwen Stefani Rocks L.A.M.B. (Love.Angel.Music.BINKY.)

HerBadMother — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 20:04:00 GMT

Here I am, fretting about my toddler's insistence upon taking her pacifier with her to daycare and the playground, and Gwen Stefani just blithely trots her child out on a runway, in front of hordes of photographers, with a binky firmly planted in his mouth. Then again, here I am worrying about the size of my thighs and Gwen is out there parading hers in public in a mini-dress, so maybe I shouldn't be so quick to assume that what's good for the celebrity goose is good for the plebeian gander: you can get away with anything - bare thighs and binky-chomping two-year old - when you're rich and skinny and adored.

Me, I'm not so rich and not so skinny (though I would like to think that I'm adored, just a little), so I'll skip the mini-dress. But I'm rethinking my issues about the binky - I may not be able to emulate Gwen, but my kid's just as cute as Kingston, so if he can rock the binky, so can she.

(photo credit: Vogue AU)

Jon Bon Jovi is Still Slippery When Wet

Whit Honea — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:06:00 GMT

Jon Bon Jovi and one of his boys, I can't tell which, what with the water and waves and the stuff, were spotted taking in some summer fun, a blaze of glory, if you will.

You know, I actually saw Bon Jovi as an opening act touring with Ratt. Funny how that worked out, isn't it, Ratt?

Photo: Jezebel

Just Like Us: Hugh Jackman and Family, Except They Call It "Football"

Whit Honea — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 16:12:00 GMT

Hugh Jackman and his wife, Deborra-Lee, and their children, Oscar and Ava, took in some weekend soccer activity. Who doesn't spend their weekend like this?

After the match the whole team can go and take up an entire Chili's and run around the restaurant yelling while the parents sit in the corner lost in beers and fajitas. That's how it's done in the U.S., Hugh.

Photo: Pacific Coast News for use on FameCrawler

Spiderkid Ruby Maguire

Whit Honea — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 20:34:00 GMT

Jennifer Meyer, soon to be married to Toby Maguire, and their daughter Ruby were spotted sans Spiderdad. Looks like Ruby hasn't fallen far from the web as she practices some of her crime fighting moves. She doesn't look very happy being forced to ride, come on Mom, that kid was born to swing, not stroll.

Photo: Celebs and Bubs

Adam Sandler is a Grumpy on the Inside Kind of Clown

Whit Honea — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:37:00 GMT

It's funny how working for a snarky gossip site like FameCrawler has shifted my opinion on certain celebrities. For instance, before we started this blog I was under the impression that Ben Affleck was a total tool. Now I'm a fan.

Sadly, the opposite is true for Adam Sandler. The guy's stock has plummeted with me.

Sure, he's funny. That's not in question.

There aren't a lot of photos available of Sandler with his daughter, Sadie, but there are a few, including a video where he talks to the paparazzi like he's Britney Spears with an axe to grind, which show a side of him that isn't very flattering.

I understand the guy may not be a fan of the 'razzi. I can understand the desire for a bit of privacy, especially where family is concerned. However, that's the way it is with fame, and I'm guessing he's enjoying the perks involved.

What really gets me is that he's at work in this picture. It's not like he's walking through the farmer's market. He's on the set of a movie with tons of press and cameras. He's a star. What does he expect?

I hope he realizes that no matter how hard he scowls, he will never be taken seriously in that shirt.

Photo: Jezebel

The Post in Which Ben Affleck and Jen Garner Look into My Soul

Whit Honea — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:07:00 GMT

Violet can't even bear to look. However, Ben Affleck, with his steely gaze and lingering bedroom eyes, and Jennifer Garner, with the same exact look women have been giving me since I hit puberty (23 was a tough year), can't look away. 'How could you?' they seem to whisper.

Easy. I love you guys. You make movies. Sometimes good ones. You do rich people stuff but look normal doing it. It's a gift you carry my friends, and a curse. That's how I do it.

Seriously though, what are you guys looking at?

Nic Cage in 'The Father of Bath's Tale'

Whit Honea — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 14:03:00 GMT

Nic Cage, actor and admitted comic geek, has removed himself from the peasantry and moved into this little country abode in Bath, England. Basically, the guy has embraced his inner goth.

Kal-El has got to love this. What's cooler than growing up in an old castle?

I wonder if the thing has plumbing.

Wake and Bake! Wyatt Crow is Meeting Willie Nelson

Whit Honea — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:02:00 GMT

Wyatt Crow was introduced by his mom, Sheryl, to music legend Willie Nelson while in Chicago.

I can't wait to see more pictures of the friends, something tells me that in 20 years Willie will look exactly the same. I think pot has preservatives in it.

Ride Hugh Jackman, You Know You Want To

Whit Honea — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 20:59:00 GMT

I know what some of you are thinking. You are looking at this sweet and innocent picture of Hugh Jackman and his daughter Ava, and instead of saying Ahhh! you are taking your mind on a tour of the gutter. You think that perhaps you too should ride Hugh Jackman.

I am not going to entertain your little whim. Mr. Jackman is not a piece of meat. He is a daddy, and I'm guessing a pretty good one. Look how stinking cute Ava is, holding on with all her might. That's called quality time.

The idea that some of you are entertaining, that's called something else entirely.

Photo: Just Jared

John "Scooter" Leguizamo Rides with Ryder

Whit Honea — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:18:00 GMT

John Leguizamo and his son, Ryder, took their scooter out for a spin. If this is Leguizamo going green he's making the rest of Hollywood look like pale shades of blue and yellow.

Scooter is the new hybrid. Pass it on.

Liv and Milo Know, Chuck T's Rule

Whit Honea — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 22:32:00 GMT

Milo and his mommy, Liv Tyler, know cool and comfort. Chuck Taylor's Converse have been the shoe of choice for years.

My whole family wears them too, so I know what I'm talking 'bout. Well, when it comes to the shoes on my feet anyway.

Source: Jezebel

Aching for Some Afflecks?

Whit Honea — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 15:49:00 GMT

Well, here's some relief. Ben Affleck and the incredibly cute Violet made a coffee run to the local Starbucks. Mmm, Starbucks.

We've established that Violet looks great (Splendid Littles French Terry Cloth Hooded Romper, $62, and Naturino pink glitter t-straps,$58), but is it just me or does Ben look like he's lost a few pounds? Maybe it's the coffee diet. That stuff is like a cleanse. A steaming hot cleanse, with sugar.

What Do Playboy and Jordan Have in Common?

Whit Honea — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:58:00 GMT

Katie "Jordan" Price, after nearly three weeks, has finally named her baby daughter. The name? Bunny. It's nice to see that Jordan plans on taking her daughter to Mommy and Me and the pole-dancing classes. Someone is getting her money's worth from the summer series at the Y.

On the bright side for Bunny, it's all uphill from here.