FameCrawler : celebrity mom

Heather Mills' Leg Goes Flying In Supermarket Tumble

Josh loposer — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:02:00 GMT

This is so wrong ... but sooo funny. On her Twitter site, Beatle ex-wife Heather Mills confirmed that she and her leg were recently involved in an incident that sent her prosthetic leg flying through a supermarket.

“Slipped on spilled milk while being followed down supermarket aisle by two teenage boys, ended up on my ass but they rescued my leg and me,” Heather thanked her ‘heroes’ and is believed to have been left relatively unhurt by the accident.

Personally, I still can't believe that this didn't happen at least once during the filming of Dancing with the Stars. I really hope Heather's 5 year-old daughter Beatrice wasn't around to witness the fall. I bet that would be pretty traumatizing, seeing your amputee mother take a nasty spill and see her leg go flying off. Yikes.

Glad to hear that she was unhurt. That supermarket's pretty lucky, if she weren't trying to sell boatloads of veggie burgers, she'd probably sue the pants off of them...

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Mel Loses His Cool At Church

Josh loposer — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:03:00 GMT

Is Mel Gibson losing his grip? Mel reportedly freaked out at Sunday services, berating the members of his church for supposedly spreading rumors and gossip about him and his pregnant wife Oksana Grigorieva.

He even threatened to shut the church down if people didn't stop gossiping about his baby mama.

“[His] holier than thou world is falling apart around him — all these years he’s been preaching the good holy word, and now that the wizard’s curtain has been pulled back, we find that Mel hasn’t been practicing what he preaches.”

“He paced back and forth, furiously telling the congregation that he would not stand by and be judged and scrutinized,” the source added.

“Mel got up on his stage — the altar — and went off. He tried to intimidate the parishioners by staring at everyone with his angry eyes. Mel even threatened to shut down the church if people kept gossiping about him.

“The bottom line is that if Mel hadn’t cheated on his wife and gotten his Russian girlfriend pregnant, there wouldn’t be much to gossip about — he created this mess, and now he’s trying to control it.

“He’s definitely feeling the heat for it.”

Sure, some rumors about Mel's erratic behavior in the last few weeks were probably exaggerated, but chastising members of his own weird church? It's really pretty hard to see how that could get taken too out of context.

The weird thing is that he really could shut the church down, because he bankrolls it. Is this not the most egomaniacal thing you've ever heard of?

Hopefully, this news is not true, because that's a terrible example for Mel's 7, soon to be 8, kids. Plus, it's a pretty awful way to start a new family with Oksana.

(just to clarify, the picture above with the fire and Viking hat was not taken while Mel was yelling at churchgoers)

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Victoria Beckham Wants More Earthquake Lessons

Josh loposer — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:30:00 GMT

Moving to Los Angeles, Posh had a somewhat hazy understanding that the family would get caught in minor tremors every so often -- but after the earthquake last month that measured a 4.7 on the Richter scale, the danger seems a lot more clear and present.

That's why Posh has apparently booked another round of classes about earthquake preparedness.

“Victoria and the boys had a lesson in a simulator when they first moved to Los Angeles, but she didn’t realise the tremors would be so regular. She’s now asked David to come back from Italy and take another class with her.”

The Beckham family lives on top of the very active 47-mile long Newport-Inglewood Fault. After the scare last month, Posh wants to do everything she can to protect her three boys (Brooklyn, 10, Romeo, 6, and Cruz, 4) including moving the family out of LA.

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Jon Gosselin's Extramarital Bed On Ebay!?

Josh loposer — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:00:00 GMT

Wow, yet another piece of celebrity parenting history might be up for grabs this week. The brother of reality TV star Jon Gosselin's mistress is reportedly selling his sister's infamous bed on eBay.

Earlier today, it was Nadya Suleman's parents' foreclosed 3 bedroom house. Now, bidders may get a shot at Deanna Hummel's queen mattress. Ewww.

After schoolteacher Deanna Hummel's brother went public about the alleged affair, she moved out, leaving the bed in her wake. Now, Deanna's opportunistic brother Jason says he's considering an auction to see how much a fan (perhaps in search of DNA evidence) will pay for the piece of trashy tabloid history.

“I want to put the bed on eBay,” Jason said this week. “I want to see how much some crazy fan will pay.”

The whole thing -- and I mean the situation, the brother, the breakup and of course the mattress -- is really pretty disgusting.

What's really in store for the Gosselin family circus, it's pretty hard to say. If the tabloids are to be believed, Jon is looking for his own apartment that will accommodate his kids and the TV crew. That should fit this season's theme on Jon & Kate Plus 8 -- mediation and almost certain divorce. Sad.

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Octo-Mom's Parents House Goes Up On The Auction Block

Josh loposer — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:00:00 GMT

This is your chance to own a piece of history, for a bargain price. Octo-Mom's old house -- or actually her mother's (Octo-Grandma) old house -- is up for auction this afternoon on the steps of the Pomona courthouse.

According to TMZ, Nadya has decided to let the 3-bedroom house where all the magic happened go back to the bank, opting instead to buy a new house. Octo-family's new home reportedly cost $564,900 -- while the parents still owed $534,289 on the old place.

It good to know that Octo is moving her kids to big and better quarters, but the question on my mind is: now that she's sucked her poor parents dry, will she now support them for the next few years while she milks her reality show non-career?

It's only fair, right?

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Duchovny And Leoni Renew Vows After Sex Rehab

Josh loposer — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:00:00 GMT

Good news for the Duchovny-Leoni family, after a long separation and near certain divorce, it looks like Tea and David have decided to renew their wedding vows or something like that.

The couple's kiddos Madeline, 10, and Kyd, 6, are not going to have to deal with the emotional fallout of shared custody after all. Apparently, David went all out to rekindle the spark with his estranged wife:

“He dropped to one knee, asked Tea to marry him again and vowed, ‘This time we’ll get it right.’ “

After his admission to rehab for sex addiction -- a disease that I'm still a little clueless about -- it seemed pretty much certain that between the embarrassment and infidelity rumors,the marriage was doomed. So, this is pretty much a complete 180 for the family.

Congratulations are in order to Tea and David, for re-upping on the old wedding vows! Hope it works out the second time around.

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Mel B's Body Way After Baby

trix — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:31:00 GMT

Mel B showed of her hot body while she hosted Us Weekly's Hot Body Pool Party at Tao Beach in Las Vegas.

She's ripped, I'm scared and mesmerized in the same breath.

I wonder how long it took her to achieve that body and did she work extra hard because she knew she was going to be the host. I don't know how long, but it's been about 2 years since she had her little munchkin, and her perseverance has paid off, in full.

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Sarah Palin's Adult Film - Part Deux, Oh Geez

Josh loposer — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:02:00 GMT

What's a down-home, Alaskan hockey mom to do when she becomes the subject of not one, but (at least) two porno movies featuring a look-a-like? More importantly for Sarah Palin, how does her family deal with it?

With two of Sarah's daughters in public school -- Willow, 14, and Piper, 8 -- you've got to know they are the butt of some Nailin' Palin jokes. Not to mention, other parents joking behind your back at the PTA meetings and hockey games. Once you become a national public figure, your whole family just has to develop thick skin to this type of thing.

The second installment of the Nailin' Palin series, entitled Hollywood is Nailin' Palin is set debut later this year -- going straight to DVD of course. Once again, adult star Lisa Ann will play the part of Alaska's conservative governor. The story of Hollywood is Nailin' Palin however, manages to be tons more creative and celebrity savvy.

Allegedly, the plot picks up just after the governor's bid for the Vice Presidency. After her defeat, she decides to try her luck in Hollywood where she meets (and more, I'm assuming) stars like David Hasselhoff and Samantha Ronson on her way to stardom, including her own reality show America's Top Governor. Ha!

I love the way Hustler stamped the words "this is a parody," just in case anyone got confused and thought Sarah Palin actually participated in the production.

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Jon Gosselin Looking For An Apartment?

Josh loposer — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:00:00 GMT

Word has it that Jon is out hunting for a bachelor pad with TLC producers. His criteria: room for the kids, space for the camera crew ... oh yeah, and no Kate.

From In Touch: “Producers have begun looking for apartments that are camera-crew friendly so that Jon can move out (whether he wants to or not),”

TLC might not be savviest of networks, but they know a cash cow when they see one -- and they're not turning loose until they've squeezed every bit of publicity and ratings out of Jon & Kate Plus 8 -- even though the marriage appears to be clearly over. Unfortunately for the "plus 8," according to the National Enquirer, the divorce is all but final between the couple of 10 years.

Now with their marriage in shambles, both Jon and Kate are scrambling to find divorce lawyers, according to a family insider.

“Jon said their goal is to be legally separated by July 15 because Kate wants to move on quickly,” the insider told The Enquirer.

“They haven’t yet said anything to the kids, but they have agreed to joint custody - and that’s about all they’ve agreed to.

“Jon is going to push for half of their money, but Kate is determined to hang on to as much as she can - and they’re worth more than you think…

There’s a small fortune at stake here - easily $10 million.”

Will it ruin the show if Jon and Kate no longer live in the same house? How's that going to work?

I could see some potential for interesting custody drama and ratings boosting fights between J&K.

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Oksana Gives Mel An Ultimatum: "Go To Rehab Or We're Through"

Josh loposer — Fri, 29 May 2009 18:01:00 GMT

Wow, that was quick. For the last couple of weeks, it seemed that Mel and Oksana were leading some sort of fairy tale life together, but their little media honeymoon might be coming to an end.

According to the same Enquiring minds that broke the news that Oksana was pregnant in the first place, Oksana is now threatening to leave Mel. Supposedly, if Mel doesn't halt his alcohol abuse, Oksana is taking her fetus and hitting the road. From the National Enquirer:

Mel Gibson’s pregnant girlfriend has already slapped him with an ultimatum: “Go to rehab - or we’re through!”

The Enquirer has learned Oksana - the woman behind Mel’s $1 billion divorce - is demanding the Oscar winner get professional help with his booze addiction or she’s prepared to cut all ties.

“Oksana wants Mel to deal with his drinking on a long-term basis,” a source close to the couple said.

“Mel’s got a hair-trigger temper when he’s drunk, and Oksana insists she won’t stick around when he’s like that. She’s informed Mel that if he doesn’t go to rehab, she’ll bow out of the picture before they go any further.”

Just yesterday, I was saying that I thought Oksana didn't seem fishy. Now, assuming this news isn't a total fabrication, I've got to say she seems a lot more suspicious.

Sure, she could be totally well-meaning here and really want to make Mel be all the father he could be -- or she could have been waiting to break things off once she and Mel had made the big announcement. Could Oksana really be a serial gold digger, having babies with movies stars and then leaving with the cash?

I know it's way too early to know really anything, but what are your first impressions? Obviously, Mel's drinking habits are nothing new (remember the DUI and anti-Semitic rant in 2006), so why the ultimatum now?

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Edie Falco And Mommy's Little Slugger

Josh loposer — Thu, 28 May 2009 20:00:00 GMT

Edie Falco and her 4 year-old son Anderson celebrate on the field at last night's Mets game after Edie threw out the ceremonial first pitch.

From the reports I've read, Edie has quite the arm. She apparently zinged a near strike from behind the pitchers mound. That's better than a whole lot of dudes, Mario Lopez for example (who walked up like ten steps).

I guess that speaks pretty loudly for Edie's strength as a single mother, a former alcoholic, and a breast cancer survivor. On her own, Edie is raising two kids Anderson, 4, and Macy, 15 months, both adopted.

She's got a new show coming up on Showtime called Nurse Jackie in which she plays the lead character, a brilliant and flawed Vicodin-popping ER nurse.

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Todd to Bristol: Dump Levi And I'll Buy You A New Car

Josh loposer — Thu, 28 May 2009 18:03:00 GMT

Sometimes parents just have a bad feeling about one of their children's friends or, in this case boyfriends, that they just can't quite explain.

Maybe that is why Todd Palin was offered Bristol a new car in exchange for her breaking things off with now D-lister and estranged baby daddy Levi Johnston. That's what's being reported anyway, as part of a feature story about Levi in the upcoming edition of GQ. Did Todd's spidey senses tell him something was up?

Off course, it could also have been the fact that the teenage couple was having sex in the governor's house, as has been alleged. In that case, I'd buy my daughter two cars to break up with that dude, maybe three (and I'm not talking Kias here).

As it goes with accidental celebrities, Levi is caught between wanting to wring every bit of cash out of his 15 minutes and wanting to be off of the whole weird trip. Still, things are looking up. Getting featured in a sympathetic story in GQ is never a completely bad thing.

Also, it sounds like his relationship with Bristol is starting to thaw. Apparently, Bristol has started dropping baby Tripp off personally, and they even ~~sext~~ text each other from time to time.

"GQ writer John Jeremiah Sullivan watched them exchange flirty text messages. That led to a warmth between them, and now they're in regular contact."

Will the couple ever give things another try? Getting back together is apparently "not even in" Levi's thoughts right now. Still, it's good to hear that the couple is at least being civil toward one another. That should make sharing custody of Tripp infinitely easier.

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Madonna to Britney: Hire K-Fed As A Nanny For $5,000 A Week

Josh loposer — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:00:00 GMT

Should Britney hire K-Fed as her Nanny? That would allow her to see more of her kids and solve his unemployment problem.

That's Madonna's advice to the troubled mother, and it looks like Britney is running with it. Apparently, Britney has hired Kevin to be the nanny for the bargain sum of $5,000 a week.

Hold on ... $5,000/week? For K-Fed to drink cocktails and hang out with his sons (Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2 ) all day? I'll take that job!

From Hello Magazine:

“Madonna told her, ‘Keep them close when you’re on the road. I have always taken my kids on the road with me. It’s a life they learn to accept, as long as they’re with their mom. You want to look back on those years and know they are with you. They’ll look back on these years too and they’ll be very glad to have those memories,” says an insider.

“It’s all about history. What we as mothers are doing is creating history with our kids that we can look back on,” Britney says in an interview with Hello Magazine this week. “When they’re adults I want my kids to say ‘Mom worked so hard, but she was always there for us,” she added.

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Madonna Dishes on A-Rod and Kate Hudson

Josh loposer — Wed, 27 May 2009 14:31:00 GMT

A-Rod should send Madonna a thank you card. In her estimation, not only did she help him deliver the death blow to his troubled marriage with that ordinary, non-celebrity woman with which he had two kids (Natasha, 4 and a half, and Ella 13 months), she helped him raise the caliber of women who he dates.

From Gatecrasher:

“[If Madonna] is displeased with her Brazilian stud, Madonna is more than happy that another recent ex, Alex Rodriguez, has moved on with actress Kate Hudson.

Madonna is actually relieved that A-Rod seems so happy with Kate,” a Madge insider tells us. “He’s always treated women like he treats home runs anyway. He’s getting a great batting average here. In fact, Madonna is actually proud that she’s raised the bar for him, so he can date a better caliber of women.”

What's weird here is that I'm still having trouble buying this A-Rod-Kate Hudson thing. I just don't see the potential for any real long-term attraction. Sure, they're both on the rebound, and they've both got young kids, but the similarities kinda fizzle out after that.

I still think Kate's working this deal to get her son, 5 year-old Ryder, some free t-ball pointers from the 3-time American league MVP.

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Katie Price Cancels Exclusive Interview, Not Talking

Josh loposer — Wed, 27 May 2009 11:30:00 GMT

What's really going on in the increasingly messy divorce between Katie and Andre?

Katie was going to tell us all about the divorce and her plans for the future on Jonathan Ross' TV show this Friday night, but now she's backed out of the interview. Why? Her publicist says it's because "she's not ready to talk that publicly about what's going on."

I'm guessing that it has more to do with the fact that she's recently retained one of the highest paid divorce attorneys around, Fiona Shackleton (the lawyer that represented Paul McCartney in the Heather Mills split).

The subject of the interview was to be: "her separation from Peter Andre and her hopes for the future." Maybe Shackleton reminded her that anything she says or does can be held against her in a court of law.

Denying her pleas to give it another shot, Peter Andre is asking for a 'quickie' divorce. He's apparently ready to formalize the separation and get his custody rights in writing. Says Peter after reuniting with his kids Junior Savva Andrea and Princess Tiaamii.

"I hadn't seen the kids for over a week and it was hell. I missed them so much it actually made me ache inside. I spoke to them every day on the phone but it's not the same as seeing them in person and giving them hugs and kisses."

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Octo-Mom Immortalized As A Kinetic Sculpture

Josh loposer — Tue, 26 May 2009 22:00:00 GMT

Although Octo-Mom's relentless streak of media domination seems to be slowly coming to an end, she's still riding high in Humboldt County, California.

Nadya Suleman and her octuplets were ~~lampooned~~ ~~mocked~~ honored over the weekend as a contestant in the annual Kinetic Sculpture Race. Artist Brian Slayton put amazing time and detail into what has got to be one of the coolest kinetic sculptures in the race's history.

As you can see, Octo is featured as a sort of half woman, half monster mutant swinging babies around in her eight tentacled arms -- very much the way many of us have come to see her in our mind's eye.

The people-powered Octo-Mom sculpture may not have won the race -- in which contestants pedal along roads, beaches, mud, etc. -- but it no doubt gets the award for drawing unprecedented media attention to the super eccentric event.

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T-Pain's Little Kaydnz

trix — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:02:00 GMT

Introducing T-Pain's newest addition, Kaydnz Kodah Najm, to his family. Isn't he adorable?

T-Pain and his wife Amber welcomed him to the family earlier this month.

Congrats again to the family, I'm sure Lyriq and Muziq are excited to have a baby brother.

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T.I.'s Sentenced Gets Reduced

Dirk Nowitzki's Lawyer Doesn't Think Christa is Pregnant

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Kate Gosselin Blogs Her Troubles Away

Josh loposer — Thu, 21 May 2009 12:30:00 GMT

That's right, Kate Gosselin is now a blogger, but unfortunately, not for Famecrawler.

So what was her first post about? How bout: how the paparazzi really sucks. No kidding.

Actually, it's about her going shopping with her 8 kids and how much the paparazzi sucks. Still, it's it cool that she's a blogger?

After lunch, we were finally all ready to go. As we departed for the store, five additional cars joined our crew and myself as I drove the big blue bus down the road. Had you passed us, you may have thought we were a funeral procession. But no, it was just me and my posse, I mean paparazzi, and crew.

Apparently, Kate had a real problem with fans of the show for the first couple seasons of the show, but she got over it. So, now she's got a problem with the paps, but she'll eventually learn to deal.

"In the first two and a half years that we were doing the show (Jon & Kate Plus Eight), I felt very ugly towards fans," she says. "The gawking, that sort of response creeped me out. I was not willing or ready to accept what you get back when you put your life out there."

Honestly, she needs to get over it since her entire livelihood is based on being a celebrity. Anything she can do to keep herself in the tabloids is going to help for her pay for 8 kids' college tuition.

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Bristol Palin: Motherhood Sucks

Josh loposer — Wed, 20 May 2009 19:00:00 GMT

In a recent interview with People, Bristol Palin made it a point to clear up any misconceptions for any high school girls who might be getting overly frisky.

"Girls need to imagine and picture their life with a screaming newborn baby and then think before they have sex," she tells PEOPLE. "Think about the consequences."
"If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex," says Bristol, sitting at her parents' lakeside patio table. "Trust me. Nobody."

BTW, Bristol graces the cover of the latest People in her high school graduation cap and gown. Maybe People was playing up the drama her by asking Bristol how it felt to be left out of her senior year in high school. Even so, I think Bristol might be overstating the case a little here.

I mean, if the news ever got out that sex leads to pregnancy, and pregnancy leads to screaming babies, procreation might cease and humanity as we know it would be lost.

Seriously though, it seems like Since Bristol signed on as an anti-teen pregnancy campaigner, all of the sudden, baby Tripp isn't such a miracle -- he's become part of a cautionary tale. I think that's kind of sad and way to get the message across.

Do you think Bristol is right on with the abstinence thing? Or should she maybe promote safe sex?

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Kate Hudson And A-Rod Rumors

Josh loposer — Tue, 19 May 2009 22:01:00 GMT

Is A-Rod moving from Madonna to Kate Hudson? As weird as the match-up looks on paper, the tabloid world is humming with report of a spring fling between the Yankees third baseman and Kate Hudson.

The NYP reports that Kate was seen at Yankees stadium cheering on the home team last Friday. Afterwards Kate and A-Rod were supposedly playing tonsil hockey in the back room of Second Street's Mustang Grill while celebrating the Yankees' victory over the Twins.

Something about this tabloid story just doesn't add up. Are these guys serious? My theory is, A-Rod is on the rebound after his short-lived affair with Madonna, while Kate is angling for free fielding lessons for 5 and a half year-old Ryder, who's about to start his tee ball career.

Who better to learn from than the highest paid player in baseball history?

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Beef Solved: Jon And Kate Are Great (Video)

Josh loposer — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:32:00 GMT

Let's face it, things have not been going so great for Jon and Kate Gosselin for the last few months. After a few months of infidelity rumors and tabloid speculation, the Gosselins are in desperate need of some mega-mediation. Thank goodness Jimmy Fallon and his mediation team Beef Solvers are one the case.

OK, this episode of Beef Sovers really just shows how things could be, if two grown adults could just be perfectly honest about their problems, stop sleeping around on each other, and remember all eight of their kids' names. Wouldn't the world be a better place?

While the two audience members playing Jon and Kate were good, the ones playing the eight Gosselin children were spot on. I really felt like each one had made an emotional connection with their character -- especially #7, he's going places.

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Bristol Palin: High School Graduate

Josh loposer — Mon, 18 May 2009 21:32:00 GMT

Bristol Palin is now officially edumacated. Avoiding one of the greatest pitfalls for teenage mothers, Bristol got her Wasilla High School diploma Saturday.

With the year she's had, finding the motivation to finish up high school had to be a challenge, but Bristol was reportedly all smiles when she walked across the stage at the Wasilla Sports Complex. She was, however, seen mouthing the words "where's my baby" to her family in the crowd just moment before getting her diploma.

Her graduating GPA was a respectable 3.497, which is only "point zero-zero-something" from graduating with honors, according to Bristol.

After reveling in the glory of post graduation parties and whatever else high school kid can find to do in Alaska, Bristol plans to start her search for a college with a two-year business degree program. Then, it's on to a career in real estate. I'm foreseeing a few years of daycare for baby Tripp.

Or, maybe Levi will look after him once his modeling career slows down ... I kid.

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Octo-Mom's Hospital Gets Fined For Privacy Violations

Josh loposer — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:00:00 GMT

Ouch! The hospital where Nadya Suleman gave birth to the now legendary octuplets got slapped with a $250,000 fine for violating Octo-mom's privacy.

The hospital apparently fired all 15 employees who illegally accessed Suleman's electronic medical files already, and didn't expect the state to take any further action.

Allegedly, these people were so hungry for juicy details and gossip about Octo that they put their jobs at risk. They should have just started reading Famecrawler and they'd still be employed. Sad.

Apparently, nobody succeeded at finding the true identity of the sperm donor. That guy's got to be thanking his lucky stars for that!

I'm not exactly sure why California health officials care so much about Octo-mom's privacy, since she doesn't seem to care about it. In fact, publicity is pretty much the one and only opportunity Suleman has to generate any significant income.

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T-Pain Welcomes A Baby Boy

trix — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:32:00 GMT

T-pain and his wife Amber welcomed a baby boy.

Congratulations to the family!

Andy Samberg announced the good news on May 12 after his performance on the Jimmy Fallon show. T-Pain was supposed to perform with Andy but had better things to do.

T-Pain has two children Lyriq and Muziq, the name of the new baby was not announced, but it seems like it will have something to do with music.

Congrats again to T-Pain and Amber!

T I's Girlfriend is Going to Wait For Him

Tragedy Strikes Katie Holmes

Heidi - You Can't Hide That Baby Bump

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K-Fed Is Broke Again

Josh loposer — Wed, 13 May 2009 22:00:00 GMT

Surprise, surprise, K-Fed needs more money!

Despite reports that K-Fed was getting back on his feet by resuming his career as a backup dancer and exploiting his huge gut, it looks like his spending habits are catching up to him with a vengeance. He's apparently rifled through the $2 million he got from selling the house, and the $500k he got out of the divorce.

“Kevin can’t afford the rent, his help, the food and the booze it takes to keep up the place,”

He's pretty much broke... and all because that Britney chick won't give him more money. I have sooo much pity for this dude.

Actually, Britney pays the deadbeat an estimated $40,000 a month, which he burns through by jet setting with his girlfriend and partying with his entourage. According to the Enquirer, K-Fed's monthly budget looks something like this: $7,500 for rent, $2,000 for food because sons Sean,3, and Jayden, 2, are picky eaters, $800 for liquor, $1,500 for utilities, $2,800 for the nanny, and $3,000 for the part-time bodyguards. And that's not even counting what he spends on weed!

If I were a judge, I sentence K-Fed to a mandatory 6 months of accounting class at the local community college. What an idiot!

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