FameCrawler : celebrity moms to be

Fergie: Career Before Babies

Sassy Smith — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:04:00 GMT

Fergie recently married actor Josh Duhamel, and although both would love to have a family, and have even talked adoption, the Black Eyed Peas singer said she won't be on diaper duty in the near future.

Fergie told PEOPLE, "Now, it's all about the Black Eyed Peas. We'll see. At the end of this run that we're doing right now, whatever feels natural and right. I always follow my gut. So, whatever it's going to tell me is going to be right."

She added, "I am completely living in the present. It's a different album, I just did the film [musical] Nine, I got married. Now we're back on the hustle, back on the grind.

"When I'm in that place, I will tell you then!"

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Newlyweds Josh & Fergie Fighting!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 10 May 2009 16:05:00 GMT

Newlyweds Josh Duhamel and Fergie are fighting already? About what, you ask? Babies!

Both are very busy right now - Josh's Transformers sequel is set for a June release, he's completed When in Rome and he's working on his next movie, Ramona and Beezus.

Fergie is in full-swing with the Black Eyed Peas and Will.i.Am. and the release of "The E.N.D. (Energy Never Dies)" - the band's 3rd studio album. June 9 is the big release day. Their lead single "Boom Boom Pow" is currently a Billboard # 1 - big things are happening with the Peas again!

So, combine two people with a full plate where their careers are concerned, and it doesn't leave much time for anything else, including babies. However, Josh really wants to start a family. He wants Fergie to get pregnant - he has his heart set on a biological child - and although she does want kids, she'd rather adopt.

A friend said, "Josh has told Fergie that if she can take time off to have their baby, he's more than willing to play Mr. Mom after the child is born."

Hey, I'd have Josh's baby, you know, if I weren't already married with kids, and he wasn't married to Fergie, and he even knew I existed. Hey, I never said my plan was perfect.

Hopefully, these two can work it out - maybe they should have discussed their views on children before tying the knot?

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Fergie & Josh Duhamel Adoption Plans!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:02:00 GMT

Fergie and Josh Duhamel are enjoying their honeymoon and sometimes, couples make babies while vacationing, which isn't necessarily out of the question for them, but apparently the newlyweds are talking adoption! Does this mean no twins for the couple?

Both Fergie and Josh want to be parents and have a family, but they also want to continue with their respective careers. So, the perfect solution to having the best of both worlds, according to sources, is if they adopt a child. If there's no pregnancy, Fergie won't have to put her Black Eyed Peas singing career on the back burner.

An insider said, "The two decided that adoption is the perfect solution. They can start their family without Fergie having to put her career on hold. It would be a win-win situation for everyone."

I wouldn't mind having Josh's baby. Oh, did I write that out loud? Anyway, good luck to them, regardless if they conceive naturally or adopt!

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:34:00 GMT

Fergie and Josh Duhamel tied the knot last Saturday, and they've jetted away on their honeymoon - but before they left, Fergie said, "I'm pregnant with twins!"

However, she was kidding. Or so she says. You know these celebs - first they must deny everything at least twice. But no worries, you know what happens on honeymoons a lot of the time - couples end up making a baby, so that might very well happen to the newlyweds!

And maybe Fergie's joke of twins, won't be a joke. There is a chance she could get pregnant with twins. Fingers crossed, well, if she wants twins.

The happy couple said their vows at Malibu's Church Estates Vineyards and are enjoying a tropical getaway.

Have fun baby-making.

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Desperate: Eva Longoria's Heartbreak

Sassy Smith — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:06:00 GMT

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria has been dogged with pregnancy rumors for the past year and while they were untrue, she really, really hopes that they will come true!

Eva's said she does want to start a family with husband Tony Parker, and the couple were reportedly trying.

"Eva was convinced she'd fall pregnant last summer and even told Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry that she was trying," says a friend.

"She and Tony are in despair because they've been trying for a while now without success."

Eva's said of having a family, "God will give us a child when He feels the time is right."

Although Eva, 33, has put on a bit of weight, it's for her role on the show as Gabrielle Solis. But she hopes to be gaining weight because of a baby, soon.

"Eva gets really upset about it all and says that a baby would make her family complete," adds the insider.

"She and Tony are so happy together and he longs to be a dad. But nothing's happened yet."

Have fun trying!

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Eva Longoria Wants To Be Pregnant

Sassy Smith — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 13:07:00 GMT

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria has been dogged with pregnancy rumors at least 23 times in the past year - seriously, her kid should be walking by this point - and although she's not really pregnant (or so she says...geez, there I go again), she sure wants to be!

Eva and husband NBA star Tony Parker, still have that newlywed romance burning inside.

"After one year you're not called newlyweds, but we still feel like we got married yesterday, " Eva told Extra. "Married life agrees with me because I'm very traditional and I'm very domestic and Tony is the same way."

The 33-year-old actress is anxious to get started on family life.

She added, "We can't wait to start a family. I'm so excited about that chapter in our lives and you'll know when it happens."

Longoria also talked about her guilty pleasures, which she may have to give up when she becomes a mom. Babies are demanding!

"I'm a spa junkie. If I have two hours before I have to go to set, I will run to the spa and get a massage and sit in the jacuzzi."

She admits to being a shoe chick (can't say I blame her on that one).

"I love shoes! They're beautifully made. They're displayed in my closet like art pieces."

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A Day In The Life Of Reese

Fergie & Josh: Quickie Wedding and A Baby?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:11:00 GMT

Fergie and Josh Duhamel have decided to tie the knot on January 10 in Los Angeles. That's less than 3 weeks away! Why the rush? Do they have other news they want to share as well? I mean Fergie admits she's gained weight recently....

...sure, she said it was for her role in the musical "Nine," but that doesn't mean she's being completely honest, right? Many celebs deny the pregnancy rumor only to admit later on that yes, they are indeed expecting.

Fergie said, "I've actually gained 10lbs! No, really - for the film. Actually, 13 to be exact. I ate everything! Fish and chips. Everything fried - things I don't normally eat."

She's reportedly dieting so she can fit into her wedding dress. She added, "I have to give the bad food up now! So, yeah - I'm in that phase! Back to diet designs - my food delivery service!"

Sounds like it's just a food baby but she seemed to gain the weight only in her tummy area. Interesting. Time will tell!

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Sexy Jennifer Ellison: Marriage & Babies!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:03:00 GMT

Actress, Jennifer Ellison, 25, is tying the knot! The sexy blonde from England, who has been dating Robbie Tickle, 29, for seven months, is ready to settle down - and that includes making babies!

Ellison tells Closer mag that she and Robbie will have a small, intimate ceremony. "Me and Rob haven't been together long, but when you fall in love with someone, you don't need to wait five years to take it to the next level.

"We'll get married nexy year - but it won't be a big celeb wedding, I only want an intimate affair with family and friends."

And Jennifer wants a family with her semi-pro boxer man. "I'd love children. I want three, but I'm busy with work so it's on hold."

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Paris Hilton Making Babies

Sassy Smith — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:07:00 GMT

Paris Hilton is a busy (?) socialite and business (?) woman but she wants to put that on hold soon and make babies. Oh yes, Paris wants to have kids and wants lots of them!

Hilton, ever the jet-setter, has been dating Good Charlotte rocker, Benji Madden, for over 6 months and she wants to settle down and start a family.

At a recent party to celebrate her sister Nicky's birthday, Paris talked of having kids. She tells PEOPLE: "I definitely want three or four [children]."

Although she's not talking of a certain time frame, she says it's got to be "soon."

She adds, "Maybe a year or two."

I can't even begin to imagine Paris as a mother. But stranger things have happened.

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Eva Longoria PROVES She's Not Pregnant!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:40:00 GMT

Is she or isn't she? That's what everyone wants to know - is Eva Longoria pregnant? Well, apparently she's not judging by the look of those tight jeans. I can't imagine where she'd be hiding a baby, or even a burger for that matter.

Couple more pics after the jump!

Recently, after hearing many rumors of her being with child, Eva just wanted everyone to know that she's just fat and not pregnant but I don't see any fat either. Sure she put on a wee bit of weight for her new role as mom on Desperate Housewives but really I'm not 100% sure where that's hiding either.

She looks great. And totally not pregnant. Darn.

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What Teri Hatcher Really Said!

trix — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:31:00 GMT

There was quite a hue and a cry raised about Teri Hatcher's interview with Glamour Magazine and the advice she would pass on to her daughter. It turns out that it was much ado about nothing. The editor of British Glamour has come forward to defend Teri's statements, and scold the media for taking the quote's out of the context in which they were given.

Ask me the most important information I’d pass on to my daughter, and I immediately imagine myself about to be run over by an oncoming train. I’m frantically struggling to release the heel of my black Louboutin, which is stuck between the wood and metal grate, and I shout, Life’s too short to stress; have great sex; eat the chocolate; you’ll be able to get past anything difficult that comes your way; the sun will rise tomorrow; you are beautiful; you are lovable; don’t sit on public toilet seats; make sure to floss... and then SQUISH! That’d be it. I’d be floating around in my afterlife energy form, thinking, ‘Shit, I could have been more direct, more precise. That’s not what I wanted my daughter to know, at all. What did I just say?!’

So she was just giving an example of what horror scene plays through her mind when she thinks about what she wants to pass on, and all the wrong things come out. I guess that's why we're supposed to read the whole article before we jump to conclusions.

Read the rest of the article here. Teri talks about the real and important things we should pass on to our kids and the things we should teach them to be successful, loving people that enrich the world around them.

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Naomi Campbell WAS Infertile BUT Not Now! (Be Afraid)

Sassy Smith — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:11:00 GMT

Seriously, wouldn't you be afraid to have Naomi Campell as a mom? The supermodel (who likes to hit people with cell phones) was infertile, but isn't now. Isn't that great news?!

Campbell told People Magazine that she was infertile until she had surgery in March. The 38-year-old said, "I do want to have kids." Although she's not pregnant yet, she hopes to be soon. (Be afraid!)

She told Britain's Press Association, "They thought it was a cyst. When they opened it up they realized it was more.

"I was not able to have children up until March. Now it's in God's hands. I would love to have a family."

We'll wish her, uh, luck.

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Paris Hilton Pregnancy News (Nobody Cares Yawn)

Sassy Smith — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 15:09:00 GMT

Paris Hilton hasn't been in the news much - she's not gone to jail or been seen drunk lately (I'm not sure what else she does?), plus, we're busy talking about other possible baby bumps and Britney Spears. However, Paris wants us to know something....

There were some rumors way back when (we may have *cough* reported a few ourselves) that Hilton was pregnant (she was seen wearing a hideous dress that certainly made her look preggo and other 'maternity' style tops), however, she wants to set the record straight. Try to act interested, k, thanks.

Paris is denying the pregnancy rumors - and she and boyfriend, Good Charlotte rocker, Benji Madden are not even trying. She had said (allegedly) that she wanted to be pregnant and have her kid by 2009 and since we're fast approaching that mark, it was assumed that perhaps she was with child.

But good news (for the world), Paris is putting off motherhood for now, at least. Hilton says, "I would love to one day, but for right now it wouldn't be right to have a kid because I don't have the time.

"You know right now I'm just focusing on my business. My schedule is so crazy, I am going to London next month for a couple of weeks to do my BFF ~~that nobody wants to be~~ show in London, so I have a lot of work cut out for me." Oh I believe she's got her work cut out for her in hopes of finding someone, anyone, who wants to be her BFF.

So, for now, we can all breath a sigh of relief - Paris will not be reproducing any time soon! Whew!

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Mark Your Calendars! Paris Hilton To Be A Mom!

Teri Hatcher's Motherly Advice to Daughter: Have Great Sex!

Karl Erikson — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:09:00 GMT

"Desperate Housewives" star Teri Hatcher has some wonderful advice for her 10-year-old daughter: "Have great sex and eat the chocolate." Um, wow. Listen, I don't give my 21-year-old daughters that advice. In fact, I tell them they should wait to have sex until after I'm dead.

Here's MY advice to Emerson: don't listen to your mother. She's a freaking moron.

More motherly advice from Hatcher? "Don't sit on public toilet seats and make sure to floss. Life's too short to stress...you'll be able to get past anything difficult."

Particularly getting pregnant when you're 14 years old.

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Eva Longoria: Desperate Housewife Desperately Wanting Babies

Eva Longoria - Desperate Housewife Desperately Wanting Babies

Sassy Smith — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:11:00 GMT

We've talked about Eva Longoria and her numerous pregnancy rumors (some, perhaps, started by, *cough*, us), but her boss, Marc Cherry, creator and executive producer of Desperate Housewives, has some news about Eva and it concerns - you guessed it - babies!

Cherry told Us Weekly, "Eva is desperately trying to get pregnant with [husband] Tony Parker.

"After they phone their doctor, she promised me I will be the next call."

Eva, 33, is going to play a mom on the new season of Desperate Housewives, so she was asked to gain a bit of weight and she has to wear padding to help achieve a 'frumpy mom and housewife' look. Although, if you look at THIS photo, you'd swear she was really pregnant. Sure, it could be my over-active imagination or my medication not working, either, or.

Marc adds, explaining about the 'five year advance' of the show, "Gaby is having a very tough time being the mother of two overweight, hyperactive children. But Eva is having a marvelous time playing her!"

And Eva's hubby Tony said in an interview with Le Parisien newspaper, that he was anxious to start a family. "That would be even better than my NBA titles, even if I don't compare private life and sports. Eva talks to me about it all the time.

"I'd like to have girls, because I come from a world of boys."

See? One of these days, one of those bump rumors will be true!

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Eva Longoria - Ya, She's Pregnant

Sassy Smith — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:36:00 GMT

Look at the photo and try to tell me that Eva Longoria is not pregnant. Sure, admittedly, she's being portrayed as a dumpy mom and housewife in the new season of Desperate Housewives and that photo was taken, showing her at work, on set, but come on, she's pregnant. For realz. Right?

Perhaps ABC network said to her, 'Listen, you're married, you've been wanting to start a family, so go for it - we'll write your pregnancy into the show.' Yup, that's how it went down I bet.

You're right, I should probably just take my medication and shut my cakehole. ~~She's totally with child~~. Kthxbai.

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Celebrity Hook-Ups: Eva Longoria & Jessica Alba

Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:08:00 GMT

Apparently mom wannabe Eva Longoria and new mom Jessica Alba are hooking up...

....in a new business venture! The two celebrity beauties are close friends and are in works to expand Eva's Los Angeles club, Beso, to Las Vegas. A pal spoke with OK! USA and said, "She's [Eva] really excited to have a place to party in Vegas with all her friends."

Jessica, according to another insider, thinks it's a great idea and a very "solid investment."

Not sure how much time Jessica will put into it as she's busy with new daughter Honor Marie and even Eva is busy, working on season five of [one of my fav shows] Desperate Housewives.

Good luck ladies!

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Eva Longoria In A Bikini Looking PREGNANT!

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Paris Hilton Is Growing Up, Visits Harlow Winter

Karen — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:35:00 GMT

Paris Hilton is claiming that Benji Madden is responsible for her growing up.

"I just feel like a grown-up now. I think my whole life I was kind of living as a teenager and not really taking responsibility.

"We're so in love and so happy right now and it's only been six months. I finally have a nice guy."

Marriage and kids could be in the cards for the young couple, especially since the birth of Madden's niece, Winter Harlow.

"We just saw her like a week ago. She had her six-month birthday. I can't believe it.

"She's getting so big and is so cute. She's laughing now and trying to call which is so sweet. I love babies!"

Paris Hilton's New Accessory - Her Baby

Sassy Smith — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:32:00 GMT

Paris Hilton - If you're a rich socialite who has everything - fancy clothes, diamonds and jewels, big houses - what more could you want? If you're in the media glare with your partying ways and your antics, but after awhile the paparazzi stops following you around because, quite frankly, you're boring, how do you get yourself back into the spotlight? Well, gosh darn it, you HAVE A BABY!

Rumors are flying that Paris is a) either pregnant now or b) trying to get pregnant, because she's apparently stopped drinking. And according to a 'source,' she's envious of the attention that her bff Nicole Richie gets because she had a baby.

"She's jealous of all the attention [best friend] Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she's fallen off in the tabs lately. A baby would put her back in the news."

Now that is a wonderful reason to have a child - to help you get back in the limelight. Totally sounds like Paris.

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Paris Gave Up Booze - Because She's Pregnant!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:10:00 GMT

Paris Hilton is most certainly known for her partying ways - and I'm quite certain the partying involves a wee bit of drinking for the famous socialite. However, of late, according to a 'source,' Paris hasn't been boozing it up. And the only conclusion we can come to, is that the celebu-blonde is pregnant! Those damn rumors just won't go away....

The insider, who is a regular and "close up observer" said, “She’s not drinking. It’s the first time I’ve never seen her do that.”

I can only think of one reason that Paris would stop drinking - and that's because she's with child. I mean she would give up the booze for her baby right? Of course. She's not a selfish person.

Maybe those "bump" photos were the real deal after all. Better hurry up and marry her Benji - make an honest woman outta her!

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Eva Longoria In A Bikini Looking PREGNANT!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 12:06:00 GMT

Eva Longoria has been surrounded by pregnancy rumors for quite awhile - her kid should be starting school by now! And perhaps I've festered those rumors a time or two myself, I'll admit that. However, this time, I think she might really be pregnant. Seriously! The bikini photos will provide proof! Sure, perhaps she had one too many Cokes or had a burger or two, but I'm thinking her little belly bump might actually be a baby growing in there! Either way, chick still looks hot in a 2 piece.

More photos after the jump!

Eva and friends (and her possible baby bump) enjoyed some sun, swimming and boats in Italy. Hmm, maybe we shouldn't congratulate her just yet.

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ZOMG! Don't Do It Britney! Noooo!!!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:07:00 GMT

Britney Spears, I'm begging you, DON'T DO IT! You're getting your life back on track, getting more visitation with your sons, your career is jump-starting, you could be working with Madonna again - things are going well and if you do this, it will be a disaster! We should all be skeered....

...Paris Hilton wants to team up with Britney and Lindsay Lohan for a new reality show! ZOMG! Hilton wants a show that would focus on their lives in the spotlight - oh yes, because they all need more focus on their lives in the spotlight. Wouldn't a TV show about their lives in the spotlight put them in the spotlight even more? Just what Britney - or the other two need. Although Paris is an attention 'ho.

Hilton wants to produce it as well, because we all know how talented she is. Reportedly Paris was "inspired" by the success of Denise Richards reality program Denise Richards: It's Complicated and also by Living Lohan, of which are produced by Ryan Seacrest.

Okay, I honestly don't see anything or anyone inspiring Paris Hilton - well maybe a sparkly handbag or a pair of size 11 high heels.

Isn't Paris busy anyway? She wants a baby (help us!) by 2009, so if those pregnancy rumors aren't true, then she'd better get busy.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.

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Karen — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:31:00 GMT

While working closely with Benji Madden on music, Paris Hilton has also been filming her new series: "Paris Hilton: My New BFF."

The Good Charlotte rocker has been working on the theme song for the show with Hilton, as well as dating her exclusively. The pair have been rumored to be planning beyond her show as well: "Benji and I have been working hard on it. He's helping me write the lyrics for the song and then I'll sing it, too."

And Hilton reveals plans for a follow-up to her 2006 debut album Paris.

She adds, "I'll have another album come out, for sure. I just don't know when yet. I only have the summer off, then I'll be taping another season of BFF. But an album is something I'll do."

The question is, who the heck is Paris' "new BFF?"

Oh IT COULD BE YOU! (Aren't you excited? Nicole is. At last she's rid of the celebutwit. No double wedding, YAY!)

Hilton will be choosing from entrants from all over the U.S. a la Tila Tequila. You can vote for your favorites at http://parisbff.com/

Just what the world needs: another stupid reality show. Thank God I live in Canada. I'm safe here.

Paris Denies Rumors (Again)

Karen — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:30:00 GMT

Paris wrote a blog on her MySpace (Isn't MySpace phased out for Facebook now?) denying rumors regarding her recent hissy fit in a pet store:

"I read [that I was] walking by some puppies for sale, and demanding that I be given a Yorkie puppy to be an accessory for a photo shoot," she wrote on her MySpace celebrity blog. (According to the press reports, a Melrose Avenue pet store refused to let her have the animal – making Hilton go "ballistic.")

"I wasn't looking for a new pet. I wasn't even at a photo shoot that day," Hilton insists. "Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly. I treat them as if they were my children."

Hilton's new reality show includes scenes of a pet adoption shelter, she says, "to spread the word about how these animals need loving owners."

"It is sad that someone felt the need to invent a story about me throwing a fit for a dog that would 'go with my outfit,' " says Hilton. "These stories have gotten out of control."

You know what else is out of control Paris? YOUR LIES.

Please please please, don't have babies. Kthxbai.

Pregnancy Can't Be Good For Paris Hilton, She Can't Even Care For Puppies!

Karen — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:34:00 GMT

The New York Times has said before that Paris Hilton is abusive and neglectful of the puppies she already has, and even blind items point directly at her when they mention that she leaves dogs in closets and travels, leaving the housekeepers to find and clean up the mess (whether the dogs make it out alive or not, it's got to be messy).

Page Six recently reported she was at it again, but someone had the balls to say no to her:

The Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue in LA deserves an ASPCA award. Over the weekend, spies said, Paris Hilton was on her way to a photo shoot and "wanted a puppy in the picture with her so it would look cuter." Hilton waltzed in and tried to buy a Yorkie but was rebuffed by an employee who said it was clearly "an impulse buy." Hilton, who has a menagerie of neglected animals, went "ballistic," we're told. "She started screaming, 'I love my puppies! I want my baby!'"

Thank God. Next she'll want a talking squirrel and fall into a hole at Willy Wonka's factory.

Oh how I feel for any future (human) babies that get her for a mother, and I sure hope no one ever sells her another dog.

RUN BENJI RUN!

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