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Reese Witherspoon Likes to Relax With a Blunt!

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:05:00 GMT

Hey, a girl's gotta unwind somehow. And while they're both skinny and kind of smelly, that's not a joint that Reese is holding - it's singer James Blunt. The two apparently smoked things up recently after one of the singer's shows at the El Rey Theater in Los Angeles.

Blunt, singer of the ubiquitous "You're Beautiful," has also dated Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and supermodel Petra Nemcova. He may not be a doobie but he sure gets passed around like one.

[photo: People.com]

Britney Spears Engaged?

HerBadMother — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:03:00 GMT

Britney was recently spotted wearing some major bling on her ring finger. Engagement ring?

But who in the world would have proposed to Britney? Nick Carter? That caveman guy? Michael Jackson?

And, also, isn't she supposed to be into girls now? Not that she couldn't marry a girl, but she'd probably have to come to Canada to do it. That'd be kinda cool. Don't know that it would entirely revive her flagging career, but it would give us all something to talk about out other than how bad her hair looks, or whether she's wearing underpants.

Britney Decides To Become A Lesbian. No Word Yet On A Decision To Become Sane.

HerBadMother — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:03:00 GMT

It's been a rough couple of weeks for Britney. Public humiliation. Private humilliation. Getting fired by her lawyer. And her manager. Losing the kids.

But just when you thought that it couldn't possibly get any worse, Britney has, according to 'reliable sources,' announced that she's going to make a change in her life that will turn things around: she's only going to date women from now on.

She knows that Madonna's married, I hope. That could get embarassing, if Britney starts sending flowers and shit in the hopes of rekindling those sparks from few years back. Then again, you never know. Guy doesn't exactly seem to be man enough for Madge these days. Britney could maybe give him a run for his money, especially if she loses the weave and keeps going commando.

Not sure how well this will serve her efforts to get her kids back, though.

Don't Do It, Britney: It's A Trap

HerBadMother — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:34:00 GMT

Defamer is reporting that the producers of Extra have offered Britney Spears an opportunity to redeem herself for her execrable VMA performance with a "do-over" of that performance at their studios. "Britney, come perform 'Gimme More' and show the world what you've got," said the producers in their press release. "Our stage is yours....the deal is on the table."

Britney, if you're reading this: DON'T DO IT.

Defamer argues that the offer is a trap, and I gotta say - they're probably right. Odds are that those noble Extra producers are right this very minute trying to figure out just how much vodka will bring about the perfect stagger - just enough to stumble around; not enough to collapse - and are stocking her dressing room accordingly. They don't have Britney: Grown-Up, Sober and Unplugged in mind - they're thinking Oops, She Did It Again. They've seen the VMA ratings and the YouTube numbers, and they're thinking, how do we get a piece of that? And if it means throwing poor, beleaguered Britney under the bus, so what? She's already been there! What's a few more treadmarks?

There's a slim possibility that the producers of Extra are acting out of the kindness of their ~~dead black~~ hearts, but I doubt it. In any case, I just don't want to see that shit again. It's effecting my self-esteem. So please, Brit-Brit, for the sake of your dignity, your children and the legions of mothers who see something of themselves in your muffin top and your dimply thighs, just say no.

Or at least put some pants on.

(photo credit - EW.com)

Sparks Between Jake And Reese: So That Adopting-Babies-With-Gay-Lover Story Was Just A Rumour?

HerBadMother — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 15:03:00 GMT

I'm so confused. A Toronto-based gossip columnist is reporting that the sparks were a-flyin' between Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon at the Toronto International Film Festival press conference for their film Rendition. But wasn't it just, like, last week that the Internet was buzzing over the story that Jake has been dating actor Austin Nichols for years and that the two are expecting a baby through a surrogate? And, also, that Jake and Austin had been busted for some backseat Californication with a little moo goo gai pan on the side? Gay, straight, straight, gay - I'm having trouble keeping track.

Whether Jake is gay or straight is his own business, of course. I just want to know whether I have shot with him (you know, in that alternate parallel universe where my husband happily agrees to embrace polyandry.) I can take Reese, I figure, but that Austin guy? Too hot. I wouldn't stand a chance.

Reese Witherspoon Goes For a Walk, Contemplates Ryan Phillippe's Career

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:35:00 GMT

Reese Witherspoon was out walking with son Deacon the other day in the Hollywood Hills. She looks like she's trying not to laugh about something, and I'm wondering if she's thinking of what her ex Ryan Phillippe said recently about being a huge star and dealing with the media. "Morning, noon and night in Los Angeles they are all over me." I'm convinced he's got himself confused with Brad Pitt.

Although, Reese could also be thinking about pseudo-boyfriend and über-hottie Jake Gyllenhaal and the rumor that he's gay. Maybe she's trying to remember if there were any signs that she missed. For example, I'm thinking that a guy I dated in college may have been gay because he was obsessed with Liza Minnelli. Well, that and the fact that he shared a bed with his roommate Steve in order to "save on the heating bill."

[photo: Celebs and Bubs]

Jake Gyllenhaal: Hot, Gay and a Baby on the Way

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 14:55:00 GMT

I wish I knew how to quit him. I'm all broke up about the talk that hottie-on-a-stick Jake Gyllenhaal, who has dodged rumors before that he is gay, has been dating actor Austin Nichols for years and the two are expecting a baby together through a surrogate. I'm trying to look on the bright side - at least now I know he didn't reject me because my boobs weren't big enough

Proof of this illicit love is an apparent arrest on record at the West Hollywood sheriff's station, where Gyllenhal and Nichols were brought after being caught in a compromising position in their SUV behind a Chinese restaurant on Sunset Boulevard

Hey - you call this proof? Since when is it gay for two men to spend time in their vehicle in an alley, naked, and giving each other back rubs after a heaping helping of moo goo gai pan? Jake, I'm still waiting for you.