FameCrawler : celebrity siblings

Jessica Simpson Needs Some TLC from Daddy

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:05:00 GMT

I feel Joe Simpson's pain - having two daughters and trying to give them equal attention is hard work. I usually resort to letting mine arm wrestle to vie for my time - winner gets a hug from mom! But Joe might want to stop cooing over daughter Ashlee's new baby Bronx for a few moments and give firstborn Jessica a little TLC. Because while daddy was busy negotiating $2 million photo ops for his first grandchild, his oldest daughter's career is going down the tubes.

OK! Magazine is reporting that Jessica has resorted to playing venues usually reserved for retired folk bands and ex-members of Kevin Federline's dance troupe. On November 13 she reportedly performed at the 2,500-capacity San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, Calif., where an insider reported that “Jessica’s dressing room at the bingo hall was a little larger than a broom closet. There’s an iron, but no ironing board. There’s not even a fridge!”

Now, there's no shame in playing Bingo - in fact, I've joined the fannie-pack and visor crowd and taken up the game myself. But this is a far cry from the more glamorous venues that Jessica used to perform in, back when her album In This Skin sold 7 million copies.

So, don't play favorites, Joe, and go out and get Jess some decent gigs. Little Bronx Mowgli will still be ready for his close-up when you get back.

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Holy Crap Guess Who's Pregnant Now?

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:18:00 GMT

Here's something to contemplate over your after-lunch cocktail (I know you're having one. Yes you, over there trying to hide that flask underneath your stapler.)

What could be almost as bad as Paris Hilton procreating?

That's right, Lindsay Lohan with child. (You're probably spitting vodka all over your keyboard right about now.)

But calm down - it's only LiLo sporting a fake baby bump while filming her upcoming movie, "Labor Pains."

You may now return to your regularly scheduled binge drinking.

Dina Lohan vs. Michael Lohan: Tastes Great! Less Filling!

Dina Lohan - Kids Home Alone & House Fire Breaks Out

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Kidman Wants to Get Paid for Being A Mom

trix — Fri, 30 May 2008 17:06:00 GMT

Foxtel star Antonia Kidman, sister of Nicole and mother of 4, attended a luncheon in Canberra on Tuesday.

She attended the launch of the ACTU campaign for paid maternity leave in Canberra.

It was commented that she arrived looking a little worse for wear.

Really, did they miss the part where she has 4 kids? I look like hell and I only have 2 kids. At least she matches, and I'm willing to bet that her teeth are brushed too.

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Britney Spears Dines With Her Non-Pregnant Sibling

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:05:00 GMT

You gotta feel for Bryan Spears, Britney's big brother. Talk about getting lost in the shuffle - the poor guy probably feels like he needs to have a breakdown, or get a 16-year-old pregnant just to get some attention from parents Lynne and Jamie.

Britney and her bro were spotted dining out at Brentwood eatery Peppone last week. I wonder if Britney's sons Sean and Jayden ever get to see Uncle Bryan. He doesn't look like a creepy old uncle, the one who smells like salami and gin and asks you to pull his finger.

Speaking of creepy guys that smell like salami and gin, whatever happened to Sam Lutfi?

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James Haven Loves His Nieces and Nephews, Would Like Us To Forget He French Kissed His Sister

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:09:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie's brother James Haven is in awe of his sister's kids, and in an interview with Marie Claire he gushes about them. "They're unbelievable...[Pax] amazed me the first time he said my name."

I'll tell you what's unbelievable, James - that long, wet kiss you gave Angelina after she won her Oscar!

But James would like to talk about other things, like his philanthropic work. “Angie was the catalyst...She’d say, ‘I just heard this is going on in Darfur …’ and I’d want to be involved.”

Speaking of Angie, did you really slip her the tongue like everyone said you did?

James would like to focus on his other relatives, like father Jon Voight. “I don’t want to constantly berate my father...I hope he finds peace."

Didn't your dad just totally freak when he saw his kids french kissing on national TV?

James makes it clear he'd like to forget that night. “So long ago!...Can we please move forward?"

Not a chance, James.

James Haven Makes Out With - I Mean Helps Out - His Sister Angelina Jolie

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:15:00 GMT

Sure, James Haven, Angelina Jolie's big brother, is totally into helping his sis save the world and all that stuff. And he's even working to help fight AIDS with Mother Teresa - I mean, Bono.

But who wants to hear about that? What I'm dying to know is, James - did you really French kiss your sister after she won her Oscar back in 2000? Everyone thinks you did, and it sure looked like it. That camera was right up close, and I swear I saw a little tongue action going on in there. And then when she got up to give her acceptance speech she said, "I'm so in love with my brother right now." Omigod, ewwww.

And even if you weren't licking her tonsils, that kiss lasted like three minutes too long. I know you were proud, but you could have just socked her in the arm like normal brothers do.