FameCrawler : celebrity stalkers

Celebrities Are Not Immune To The Crappy Real Estate Market

Karen — Tue, 27 May 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera bought The Osbourne's house not to long ago for over $11 million dollars, and she's selling her current home in Hollywood Hills for nearly $8 million.

Why?

Her current home is an adult playground of a gym, a pool and a 12-person spa with a fireplace, a professional screening room that seats 18, five bedrooms and seven bathrooms in 6,500 square feet, and it all sits at the end of a cul-de-sac.

And it's not childproof.

So the pop diva is moving her family to the new digs she bought last summer. Six bedrooms and 10 bathrooms in 11,500 square feet ought to do the trick. Hopefully the dog poop was cleaned up. Yuck.

See what I did there? Dog poop? Crappy Real Estate?

If Dog Poop Mansion doesn't work out, they could always live in her E-cup.

Christina Aguilera: These Boobs Aren't Made For Buying

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:14:00 GMT

Lactating mama Christina Aguilera may be flashing her boobies all over town, but beware - don't tell her you like what you see. A fan who spotted Xtina at a Hollywood nightclub was thrown out of the club for doing so.

Aguilera was hanging with friends at hotspot Villa when a fan sent over a drink, which Christina declined and sent back to the male admirer. When he persisted and sent over another, Christina promptly had the man escorted out by security guards.

I know celebs are wary of potential stalkers, but having the poor guy kicked out seems a little extreme. Maybe Christina, who recently gave birth to son Max, has her mothering instincts in high gear. Then again, maybe she just didn't like the drink the dude sent over.

Must have been a Dirrty martini.

Xtina & Baby Max!

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[photo: DailyMail.com]

I've Almost Forgiven Ethan Hawke

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:05:00 GMT

Here's some pictures of Ethan Hawke dropping his kids Levon and Maya off at their mom Uma Thurman's house. Ethan looks pretty hot, even though I still think it's creepy that he left Uma to bang the nanny.

You know, whenever I hear 'the nanny' I can't help but think of that show with Fran Drescher. Not that anyone would ever leave Uma Thurman for Fran Drescher.

Where was I? Oh yeah, Ethan and his hotness.

In fact, if I wasn't already stalking Will Smith I might start stalking Ethan. Sorry - I hear stalking jokes aren't going over big with Uma these days. Probably not nanny jokes, either.

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Someone's Obsessing Over David Caruso, Skinny Legs And All

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:32:00 GMT

If there's one thing that I've learned writing for Famecrawler, it's that every single celebrity, even the most obscure and unlikely, has at least one obsessive fan. David Caruso, by my count, has at least two. Which doesn't exactly make him A-list, I know, but it does mean that I wasn't surprised when I heard he had a stalker.

Because if somebody is obsessive enough to have a little freak-out when a junior league gossip writer mocks his skinny little legs - as modelled in a tabloid photo of the actor carrying his small child - they just might be obsessive enough to try to hunt him down and touch those skinny little legs themselves.

Thankfully, I don't think that the Austrian woman who is being pursued by authorities for threatening Caruso with death (for refusing to sign autographs, apparently, and not because he has skinny legs) is one of the two fans who roam the Internet looking for opportunities to defend the poor man from mockery and injustice.

From E! News:

According to the Tiroler Tageszeitung newspaper of Innsbrook, a warrant has been issued for the arrest of the 41-year-old defendant, whose identity was not disclosed due to Austria's privacy laws, after she apparently went AWOL.

The news comes just days after her lawyer promised prosecutors that his client would be present for the proceedings, which were expected to kick off on Wednesday.

The fugitive is accused of sending more than 100 letters to the 52-year-old actor, famed for playing Lt. Horatio Caine on the hit CBS TV series, and stalking him for an autograph. When Caruso refused, the Tyrol native allegedly bombarded him with death threats.

One little chestnut went thusly: "I will locate you and your ugly Latina tramp and kill you."

(The tramp in question is possibly an allusion to actress Alana De La Garza, who played Caine's cancer-suffering wife, Marisol Delko, on the show. A sniper working for a drug dealer dusted her character at the end of season four.)

Thanks to some crack detective work, the FBI, working in tandem with Austria's Federal Criminal Investigations Bureau, tracked down the apparently obsessed fan and took her into custody last year.

Per the Austria Press Agency, the suspect underwent an evaluation by a court-appointed shrink, who testified that the suspect was suffering from a "profound personality disorder."

It's too bad that he's just a fictional criminal investigator with a Jesus complex, because otherwise he probably could have tracked her down already himself and looked at her over his sunglasses and uttered some cryptic but no doubt brilliant assessment of the motivations for her crime, and that would be that. But that's the thing: his tortured-but-brilliant-and-compassionate investigator with the slick suits is fictional. In real life, he's an actor with a stalled career and skinny legs.

(*ducking from inevitable blows of outrage from his fan*)

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